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Title: Last Survivor Posting (Bubb is back~)
Post by: bubbadoo14 on March 31, 2013, 02:06:20 AM
This was a comedic gem back at the whales dev forum. Started by the one, the only STD!

This game is easy to play. The last person to post, does nothing. Everyone even GlyphGryph can win. Also GlyphGryph can no longer edit any of STD's or Bubbadoo's posts, he can go hogwild on any other comment for all that I care.
(No loopholes for you!) :P
Haha, I am not that much of an ass

This game is fun and it continues 'till butter toasted genitals is mentioned this topic dies!

Winners so far:
Whales Dev Forums: Steel Fist
Dark Days Ahead (Pre-Site Going Down): Noctifer

Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bubbadoo14 on March 31, 2013, 02:07:50 AM
For now, I am winning. :P
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: gtaguy on March 31, 2013, 05:20:23 AM
I eat nachos and fart on your parade.

It was sheetz nachos so your parade is on fire.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Jihelu on March 31, 2013, 05:23:15 AM
bump
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: gtaguy on March 31, 2013, 05:28:35 AM
I eat baby cows that are somewhat raw.

But that's what you get when you order veil rare.

Not a vegan rant, no seriously...



...



Bacon is delicious.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Augur on March 31, 2013, 05:53:58 AM
Bacon gives you diabeetus, though.

That said, I had a bacon cupcake today.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Jihelu on March 31, 2013, 06:02:20 AM
bump
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: gtaguy on March 31, 2013, 06:35:41 AM
Mostly anything good is bad for your health.

But dieing as an old poot with 50+ prescriptions is the reward you get for being healthy!
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: ComputerWarrior on March 31, 2013, 07:35:05 AM
Mostly anything good is bad for your health.

But dieing as an old poot with 50+ prescriptions is the reward you get for being healthy!
"I am sorry, sir, But you took too much Japanosanity yesterday.." said the doctor, his brows tightening slightly. He slowly lifted his left arm and pushed back the cuff of his coat, revealing a watch. "As of now you have four seconds to li... you are dead. You were a good man... I wonder if I... No. Ah well, they cut my pay so I'm allowed to." and with that he went to loot poor gtaguy's house.

Regardless of the story well, nice Japanese avatar you got there, gtaguy. :P
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: gtaguy on March 31, 2013, 04:19:26 PM
I needed something to mark my arrival.

Leekspin I choose you!
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Otaku on March 31, 2013, 05:22:55 PM
You have the leekspin but you are not Miku-chan.

Also, I am winning this game. ha
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: gtaguy on March 31, 2013, 05:57:27 PM
I hack everyone's accounts, making them mine and thus winning the game forever.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: KA101 on March 31, 2013, 06:27:21 PM
You really want my account?  People will think you despise Static Spawn!
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: ComputerWarrior on March 31, 2013, 08:49:13 PM
You really want my account?  People will think you despise Static Spawn!
"I'm really sorry sir, but your rent is long overdue." said the landlord, kicking you out of the thread. "CW, you may start living in this thread now." continued the landlord, with a big smile on his face, counting the wad of money in his hand.

Muwahahaha. *coughs a lot* Damn, those words still hurt my throat. Let's see, what evil laugh doesn't hurt my throat... Ah! Yeyeyeyeyeyeye.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: gtaguy on March 31, 2013, 09:05:33 PM
I bet every time you see my picture you hear the song.

I bet you despise me now by pointing that out.

I bet you are dumb for reading this far.

You are now in manual breathe and blink mode!
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Jihelu on March 31, 2013, 09:28:01 PM
I bet every time you see my picture you hear the song.

I bet you despise me now by pointing that out.

I bet you are dumb for reading this far.

You are now in manual breathe and blink mode!
DAMNIT

DAMNIT

DAMNIT

NOW I CANT STOP BREATHING
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bookofguns on March 31, 2013, 09:43:23 PM
I did not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not steal gtaguy's sig.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Otaku on April 01, 2013, 07:58:02 AM
Well just so that this thread will continue with at least some logical progression, I will now derail it towards a "Where do you live thread?"

Also, I am winning.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Jihelu on April 01, 2013, 04:46:58 PM
I force that shit back on the rail


Also.


ily
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: ComputerWarrior on April 01, 2013, 08:56:35 PM
I force that shit back on the rail


Also.


ily
ily? What does that for? "I love you" or "I loath you"? Just saying as there is a lil bit of difference there... Or did you mean that small village in Poland?
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Jihelu on April 01, 2013, 08:57:22 PM
I force that shit back on the rail


Also.


ily
ily? What does that for? "I love you" or "I loath you"? Just saying as there is a lil bit of difference there... Or did you mean that small village in Poland?
All three.
The rails turn into jelly.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Alkheemist on April 01, 2013, 09:44:29 PM
seriously, jihleu, what is it with you and jelly?
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: AerialK7 on April 01, 2013, 09:50:37 PM
The rails turn into jelly.

I barge in eat all the jelly then leave.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bubbadoo14 on April 01, 2013, 10:50:16 PM
ON THE INTERNET, NO ONE KNOWS YOUR A DOG!

*looks side to side*

NO ONE

Not, saying I am one.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: gtaguy on April 02, 2013, 02:25:17 AM
On the Internet

Nobody knows your actually a death claw.

No one!
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bubbadoo14 on April 02, 2013, 02:34:08 AM
YOU CAN'T COMPETE WITH ME! I GOT TIGER BLOOD! >:D
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: gtaguy on April 02, 2013, 02:41:08 AM
I'm the dovakin deathclaw, bow before my power!
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Jihelu on April 02, 2013, 02:59:00 AM
On the Internet

Nobody knows your actually a death claw.

No one!

You're
NO ONE KNOWS I AM A NAZI.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bookofguns on April 02, 2013, 05:38:37 PM
I fix the rails.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: ComputerWarrior on April 02, 2013, 06:22:06 PM
I fix the rails.
Behold the power of...

Super-powered, angry, fast, and mutated rolling rugs!
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bubbadoo14 on April 02, 2013, 08:22:09 PM
I release the power of thousands of moths, they eat your rugs and leave you annoyed.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bubbadoo14 on April 02, 2013, 10:40:36 PM
by the way...

No one knows when you are replying to a forum on a school computer instead of doing Journalism work!

NO ONE.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Jihelu on April 03, 2013, 02:26:30 AM
I  poop
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bubbadoo14 on April 03, 2013, 01:52:41 PM
*A toilet explodes in the distance*
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bubbadoo14 on April 04, 2013, 12:48:47 AM
since this is a running gag mostly by me Ima just gonna... put this here...

(https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/544656_581049651920258_531804813_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bubbadoo14 on April 20, 2013, 05:45:09 AM
I guess I won the game. :)
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: STD on April 20, 2013, 06:01:01 AM
Well look at this. I come back to Cataclysm after all this time away to not only find the development of the game in different hands but also that it was moved to a new website and forum. To top it all off, I come across this thread, a game I started way back when on the Whalesdev forum! I actually had plans to start up this forum game again since I just joined here but now it seems like I don't have to. Kudos to you, good sir!
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bubbadoo14 on April 20, 2013, 06:29:47 AM
Well look at this. I come back to Cataclysm after all this time away to not only find the development of the game in different hands but also that it was moved to a new website and forum. To top it all off, I come across this thread, a game I started way back when on the Whalesdev forum! I actually had plans to start up this forum game again since I just joined here but now it seems like I don't have to. Kudos to you, good sir!
hahahah, you're welcome. :P
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Alkheemist on April 20, 2013, 06:35:40 AM
HOLY SHIT STD'S ALIVE. TRULY, THE DEAD ARE RISING ONCE MORE, AND WE ARE DOOMED.

or something like that, I dunno.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: STD on April 20, 2013, 06:43:08 AM
Alive and kicking! Well, moaning at least. Damn zombie bites hurt like hell. Of course the trade off is that I don't feel pain anymore though I do have a severe case of the munchies.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Alkheemist on April 20, 2013, 07:17:28 AM
At first I had some cogent arguments to rebut that statement.

Then I just got lazy and decided to post to win.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bubbadoo14 on April 20, 2013, 07:24:20 AM
\/\/ |_| |3, \/\/ |_| |3, \/\/ |_| |3!
(translation WUBWUBWUB!)
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Alkheemist on April 20, 2013, 11:32:02 AM
I remember the last last man posting thread.

It's 52 pages long and I'm the guy at the end. I guess I win then.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bubbadoo14 on April 20, 2013, 10:20:06 PM
THINK AGAIN!
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Alkheemist on April 21, 2013, 01:34:25 AM
.

Heh. Cross forum quotes break things. but looking at the structure...

.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bookofguns on April 21, 2013, 03:51:17 AM
I wonder is it bad to be to close nit of a community?

also due to dimensional paradoxes of this forum, cross forum quotes only inflict slight confusion.   
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bubbadoo14 on April 21, 2013, 04:29:33 AM
I LIKE TO EAT CHEESE
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Alkheemist on April 22, 2013, 12:10:07 PM
huh. so do I. What's your favourite? I like most of the soft cheeses, like brie and camembert, and some of the harder ones like gouda and swiss.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bubbadoo14 on April 22, 2013, 05:40:35 PM
huh. so do I. What's your favourite? I like most of the soft cheeses, like brie and camembert, and some of the harder ones like gouda and swiss.

Lol, I was just being random. But yea I like swiss and parmesan. MmMmMmM
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: iceball3 on April 22, 2013, 06:51:20 PM
Hey wait I thought this thread was locked?
I am so confuse. Oh well. :3
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: GlyphGryph on April 22, 2013, 08:34:26 PM
Next person to post loses!
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: The Darkling Wolf on April 22, 2013, 09:19:39 PM
Heh, I already pulled that one Glyph :P
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: GlyphGryph on April 22, 2013, 11:29:32 PM
What, you expect me to READ the thread? :P
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: STD on April 22, 2013, 11:41:15 PM
It has been foretold that I will emerge victorious here. If it makes you all feel better, I won't forget the corpses I had to climb on to reach the top. ;)
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Alkheemist on April 23, 2013, 12:04:57 AM
Two can play this game


I'm sorry, that was out of order. You can have your font back STD.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: STD on April 23, 2013, 12:10:25 AM
So kind of you to let me have it back. Here, have a cookie (http://api.ning.com/files/iGBafJ9qCivm6LK-DQ0BTe8n0l2WxW8dKRUQR8kVS*dXhDc2t*olMBPfp4sniRoO-55xpj0weV5pDdOelt-5LQ__/chocolate_chip_cookie.jpg) in return!

Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Alkheemist on April 23, 2013, 05:45:14 AM
I think.... Hmmm.

I might stake a claim on a font, like you. Unfortunately my first choice is already taken. Courier.

I could go for Comic Sans, which is fairly good for readability. or maybe TNR

how's trebuchet look? hmmm
Impact is just plain unreadable.

Verdana? wait... verdana's the standard one isn't it.

That just leaves Georgia and Andale Mono. both of which I have never heard of, and consequently both of which look pretty terrible.

Welp, I guess it's Arial or Arial.

Screw it, nobody needs to be able to read this anyway. MUAHAHAH

ow geeze, my eyes.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Otaku on April 23, 2013, 04:20:17 PM

HaHa Alkheemist, your powers have been taken away. Therefore I win.
For some reason the fonts are no longer working, not even the hard coded ones.
But as I see it, I am winning.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: iceball3 on April 23, 2013, 06:43:02 PM
Code: [Select]
[quote author=Otaku link=topic=668.msg10681#msg10681 date=1366730417]

HaHa Alkheemist, your powers have been taken away. Therefore I win.
For some reason the fonts are no longer working, not even the hard coded ones.
But as I see it, I am winning.
[/quote]
You didn't even type anything there`~~~~~~~
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on April 23, 2013, 07:04:10 PM
I'm not playing to win; I'm just here to loot the bodies when the thread hits the cap (from too many bodies you see), or closes.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Alkheemist on April 23, 2013, 11:38:55 PM
what! how could this happen! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (http://nooooooooooooooo.com/)
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Otaku on April 24, 2013, 07:42:49 AM
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (http://nooooooooooooooo.com/)
I was loseing. Ha, now I am back in the lead.

Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Nopkar on April 24, 2013, 08:08:56 AM
this is what winning looks like people. get used to is :P
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Otaku on April 24, 2013, 12:05:58 PM
this is what winning looks like people. get used to is :P

Ahh! Winning looks like somebody has lost all sense of capitals and lowercase, as well as shift and caps locks buttons.
But that is really just my excuse for taking the lead. Ha
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: iceball3 on April 24, 2013, 12:42:40 PM
Little does everyone know
I
AM
       GOING
              TO
                                             LOSE
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Nopkar on April 24, 2013, 12:43:55 PM
this is what winning looks like people. get used to is :P

Ahh! Winning looks like somebody has lost all sense of capitals and lowercase, as well as shift and caps locks buttons.
But that is really just my excuse for taking the lead. Ha


:O! Just because I don't use proper typeface doesn't mean I don't know how to use it! Sometimes it's just easier to type without them!

Again, this is only to take the lead :P

Little does everyone know
I
AM
       GOING
              TO
                                             LOSE

Moments after you post that no doubt!
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: iceball3 on April 24, 2013, 01:02:00 PM
Hah! That was a ploy to make you think I fell out of this race! Well I will not! >:3
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on April 24, 2013, 05:57:10 PM
 Just watch I'll come back in a year or two after the forum's moved to a new host and snipe victory.

Or more likely, the sad realization I need a real job.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: iceball3 on April 24, 2013, 06:03:12 PM
Just watch I'll come back in a year or two after the forum's moved to a new host and snipe victory.

Or more likely, the sad realization I need a real job.
Accumulate fame as a many-time Last Man Posting winner, accumulate 1000 wins in your lifetime, then use your fame to take over Sealand?
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on April 24, 2013, 06:46:39 PM
Something like that. I could probably spend less fame if I went for weird places nobody wanted, like the Bermuda Triangle. I've always loved aircraft.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bubbadoo14 on April 24, 2013, 08:10:20 PM
AWOOOOO WEREWOLVES IN LONDON!
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Alkheemist on April 25, 2013, 01:44:56 AM
Just watch I'll come back in a year or two after the forum's moved to a new host and snipe victory.

Or more likely, the sad realization I need a real job.

I already do that on the old forums.


Also, STD, we're just gonna have to share this font, it's the only one worth using.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Otaku on April 25, 2013, 03:11:34 AM
Also, STD, we're just gonna have to share this font, it's the only one worth using.

It is not, comic sans ms is a great font, and is completely legible. And IMO quite pretty.




Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Alkheemist on April 25, 2013, 05:35:26 AM
Worth using != Usable.

Comic Sans is not monospaced, so I can't do things like this:
(click to show/hide)

In Comic Sans, that would look like this:
(click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on April 25, 2013, 07:07:25 AM
So what you're saying is... I can't use comic sans when playing CDDA? Then again I can't use calibri in game either without it visually wonking out so I'm not certain why I am concerned.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Alkheemist on April 25, 2013, 07:42:06 AM
actually, you can. I've seen someone play cataclysm in some of the UGLIEST fonts there are. It works just fine, because it doesn't print a screen the same way text is printed onscreen on a forum.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Otaku on April 25, 2013, 03:54:19 PM
Worth using != Usable.

Comic Sans is not monospaced, so I can't do things like this:
(click to show/hide)

In Comic Sans, that would look like this:
(click to show/hide)

Wow, you are a pretty decent ascii artist. I am by no stretch of the word the words an ascii artist. I dont think that there will be too much art on the forums, much less ascii kind, but if that was the decieding factor for you than I will respect that.

Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: STD on April 25, 2013, 06:43:03 PM
Just watch I'll come back in a year or two after the forum's moved to a new host and snipe victory.

Or more likely, the sad realization I need a real job.

I already do that on the old forums.


Also, STD, we're just gonna have to share this font, it's the only one worth using.


Courier really is a top notch font in my opinion. Of course, I would rather have Courier New but this one will have to do.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: iceball3 on April 25, 2013, 06:59:37 PM
Well. Anyway. This thread seems fairly vacant other than all the people full of ire. Maybe I should build something relaxing?

/me has begun a mysterious construction!
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Alkheemist on April 25, 2013, 10:04:57 PM
Lolnope.

*Alkheemist steals one of the materials, and then locks iceball3 in a room.*
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on April 26, 2013, 01:08:49 AM
Oh scheisse, are we roleplaying now?

...

*Pthalocy steps the hell back, puts on safety goggles, and casually eats popcorn.*
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Otaku on April 26, 2013, 01:43:55 AM

But popcorn has a thirsty making effect. The quench (how do you spell that?) value of popcorn is -9001. It is over 9000!!! Therefore giving you a movement speed of 1 and effectively freezing you in place.
Ha, I am winning.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on April 26, 2013, 03:10:11 AM
Time to be a nitpicking prick (nitpricker?) If it's a negative value, -9001 is actually less than -9000. But 'quench' is correct.

Besides, I'm spectating. I fully intend on moving as little as possible. NOW I HAVE A GOOD EXCUSE!

*Pthalocy pours more tabasco on his popcorn, mmm. spicy.*
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Chaz on April 26, 2013, 03:25:54 AM
Fun fact, my profile picture was drawn for me by a friend. Here's the full thing (http://i942.photobucket.com/albums/ad262/PGChaz/tumblr_mkrdsluY0A1qe56xao4_400.png)!

I am now in the lead.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: STD on April 26, 2013, 04:27:57 AM
The original can never be beaten and I am the original. Bow before me, swear allegiance, and join my undead army. I shall win this contest of last man posting, oh yes, and you will all bask in my glory.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Alkheemist on April 26, 2013, 05:28:26 AM
Huh. Is glory a new kind of radiation or what, I've never heard of it before.

And people who need to swear allegiance do so to tyrants and dictators.
And I completely forgot what dramatic speech I was gonna say, so have a cat.

(click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: iceball3 on April 26, 2013, 03:41:11 PM
/me begins ringing a cowbell to alert everyone that the CDDA pub is completely constructed by yours truly
all are welcome!
Fun fact, my profile picture was drawn for me by a friend. Here's the full thing (http://i942.photobucket.com/albums/ad262/PGChaz/tumblr_mkrdsluY0A1qe56xao4_400.png)

I am now in the lead.
That is adorable :3
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on April 26, 2013, 06:22:30 PM
*Pthalocy has somehow already magnetized to the nearest bar stool. Or teleported. What? Oh well. He wants a pint, better get on that*
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: iceball3 on April 26, 2013, 06:31:35 PM
*Pthalocy has somehow already magnetized to the nearest bar stool. Or teleported. What? Oh well. He wants a pint, better get on that*
Hellloooooo. however we only have gallons and gallons of marmite until we can get a certified brewer here.
/me begins slowly pouring pints of maaaaarmite
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on April 26, 2013, 08:57:29 PM
Oh, just leave it on the counter with a spoon, I'll sort myself out.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: iceball3 on April 26, 2013, 10:01:02 PM
Oh, just leave it on the counter with a spoon, I'll sort myself out.
/me  places the mug filled with thick marmite, a titanium spork sticking out of it
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Alkheemist on April 26, 2013, 11:01:19 PM
Wait, certified brewer? You mean you brew onsite, instead of just buying from a supplier? What are you doing.

Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on April 27, 2013, 02:21:36 AM
 /ups the ante by virtue of being disgusting enough to eat marmite without anything to put it on.



...hey I asked for a spoon. What gives?
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: AerialK7 on April 27, 2013, 02:25:32 AM
Im expecting bubbadoo14 to just post "I won" and lock the topic xD
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: STD on April 27, 2013, 03:48:15 AM
The only way to get a mod to do something is to tell them they can't do it. ;) And on a side note, my Courier font is gone again. Sad times. Guess I'll use Teletype for now.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Alkheemist on April 27, 2013, 07:20:29 AM
Code: [Select]
Well, Hopefully this still works.Is it just the same as this?

Code: [Select]
AaBbCceiAaBbCcei

Yep. it is.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Steelfist on April 27, 2013, 10:36:31 AM
stalin
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Alkheemist on April 27, 2013, 12:26:34 PM
Why didn't the man want to be Rushin roulette? Because he was stalin for time!
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: iceball3 on April 27, 2013, 03:09:23 PM
Wait, certified brewer? You mean you brew onsite, instead of just buying from a supplier? What are you doing.
we are running a pun without any investments, loans, or capital. So yeah.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Otaku on April 28, 2013, 05:15:40 AM

Well, to all thee breweries in operating in these forums, I have arrived.
I am your friendly health inspector. Please hand all your legal forms over to me so that I can scam process them with the proper officials.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bubbadoo14 on April 28, 2013, 06:01:22 AM
Im expecting bubbadoo14 to just post "I won" and lock the topic xD

I am not THAT mean. :P
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Alkheemist on April 28, 2013, 08:57:02 AM
They aren't breweries, it's one pub. That sells marmite in mugs.

Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: iceball3 on April 28, 2013, 01:16:25 PM
They aren't breweries, it's one pub. That sells marmite in mugs.
Tis true. all we sell is purchased and unmodified during service, so you will have report to our supplier, The British WalMart
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Otaku on April 28, 2013, 03:04:32 PM
Tis true. all we sell is purchased and unmodified during service, so you will have report to our supplier, The British WalMart

Objection (Phoenix Wright style). Placeing said marmite in mugs adds vat, and therefore it is in my civil duty as head of everything paperwork you must. JaJaJa

Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Alkheemist on April 28, 2013, 09:47:46 PM
You failed it.

Objection!
Hold it!

Or, if you're Edgeworth, Eureka!
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: iceball3 on April 28, 2013, 09:54:40 PM
Tis true. all we sell is purchased and unmodified during service, so you will have report to our supplier, The British WalMart

Objection (Phoenix Wright style). Placeing said marmite in mugs adds vat, and therefore it is in my civil duty as head of everything paperwork you must. JaJaJa


okay then...~
/me defenstrates
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Alkheemist on April 28, 2013, 09:57:13 PM




okay then...~
/me defenstrates
...You jumped out of the window?

Your honor, the Defendant is clearly insane. I would like to use an insanity defence, to prove the defendant innocent of all charges.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on April 29, 2013, 04:40:40 AM
*Watches this conversation back and forth with an awkward stare while a dollop of marmite falls off the spoon back into his mug*

"...right."

*Continues eating it anyway*
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Otaku on April 29, 2013, 07:16:45 AM

I counter object. I claim a relevance and assumption clauses. Firstly, we don't know if this man is actually insane (I think he is being possessed, not actually insane) and secondly the relevance clause. How is it relevant that this particular witness is insane? I call to the stand all other associates of this organization. For example that idle yet strangly suspicious person named Pthalocy, who from our data is a constant customer and has evoled from spork status to a spoon status within this community.

Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Alkheemist on April 29, 2013, 11:17:56 AM
Wha?... You can't call them all at once! Pick one and call them, one by one.
Also, if the owner of the establishment is insane, he can hardly be blamed for failing to recognise health laws if he cannot cognitize at all.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Otaku on April 29, 2013, 05:14:29 PM

Then I will call on an employee of this establishment, but my evidence record is incomplete, so want to give me a hand and volunteer to be one? (Anyone but Alkheemist?)

Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on April 29, 2013, 07:44:35 PM
*Butts in on the conversation*

Does anyone have some duct tape?   I need it for my....   My...  My home-construction project?
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Otaku on April 30, 2013, 07:17:50 PM

Yes, but as head commisioner for everything that this world has to offer (in other words God) I must have a reason for giving it to you. Home-sonstruction is too vague a topic, if it was for something specific such as for construction of a duct tape home or if it is for something more entertaining such as zombies tied to the walls with duct tape, simply for your viewing pleasure ...
...........................................................


Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on April 30, 2013, 07:33:15 PM
I need it to... umm...  Duck tape machetes to the front of my car, and drive it into a group of...  of...  of.....   Justin Beiber fans?
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Otaku on May 01, 2013, 02:08:54 AM

Granted.

Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on May 03, 2013, 11:59:59 PM
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For example that idle yet strangly suspicious person named Pthalocy, who from our data is a constant customer and has evoled from spork status to a spoon status within this community.

It should be noted here that as an associate of this organization, I'm not out of the probationary time period yet. I wouldn't expect my behaviour to reflect the organization's yet.

*casually eats the last of his marmite*

Additionally, I took "suspicious" as a character flaw way back when. It's something you learn to live with, so I don't blame your concern for my being here. Also sometimes I do use knives when spoons become unavailable.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Otaku on May 06, 2013, 01:09:09 PM

I will not lose this competition.

Then I will bring up the next witness to the stand, (any volunteers? Or would you like me to have a split role/personality type deal?)

Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Alkheemist on May 06, 2013, 02:15:24 PM
I actually am now intrigued as to how a testimony and crossexamination done by the same person will play out.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Otaku on May 07, 2013, 12:59:49 PM
I actually am now intrigued as to how a testimony and crossexamination done by the same person will play out.


With fun, want to try it?

Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Dalgul on May 09, 2013, 10:44:12 AM
I win
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Iosyn on May 09, 2013, 11:01:24 AM
I win
Goddamn it.
My mom walks in just as this starts playing. (http://www.youtube.com/embed/Lz-uSue1xbM)
I have my headphones on, so naturally I can't hear jack.

My liver hurts. I mean, it really fucking hurts. Is there a sugar cube stuck in there or something?
Should I go see a doctor, or Is this what people call shame?
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on May 09, 2013, 08:57:15 PM
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My liver hurts. I mean, it really fucking hurts. Is there a sugar cube stuck in there or something?
Should I go see a doctor, or Is this what people call shame?

Shame. That or acute alcoholism, but then that comes with shame too the next day so it's hard to say.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Dalgul on May 10, 2013, 01:13:35 AM
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My liver hurts. I mean, it really fucking hurts. Is there a sugar cube stuck in there or something?
Should I go see a doctor, or Is this what people call shame?

Shame. That or acute alcoholism, but then that comes with shame too the next day so it's hard to say.

I love jagerbombs
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: vultures on May 10, 2013, 01:53:05 AM
Nap. Shame.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on May 10, 2013, 01:53:29 AM
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I love jagerbombs

...that reminds me of the time my friend tried to explain Jaegermeister to me, and described it as black licorice and German tears.

Pretty sure he was onto something.

I use that stuff instead of cough medicine, it tastes about as strong and puts me to sleep faster.

Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bubbadoo14 on May 13, 2013, 05:33:44 PM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM PUT JU IN MAI OVEN!
 (https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRbgkKu8F_mI1DEnyZOwCSiWERXOc_njgBrvnjepe4EgghMIW2U)
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on May 14, 2013, 09:33:41 PM
Bubbadoo: UNACCEPTABLE!!
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Alkheemist on May 14, 2013, 10:58:47 PM
So...
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on May 15, 2013, 05:53:32 AM
...Ja?
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Alkheemist on May 15, 2013, 07:26:48 AM
If A, then B
Not A. Therefore what?
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on May 15, 2013, 07:29:16 AM
C

C has got to be the answer.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Alkheemist on May 15, 2013, 08:42:43 AM
,,,

Because regular ellipsis fails to convey how bad you are at formal logic.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on May 15, 2013, 03:38:42 PM
I have a job of saying random things.   Or that may just be a habit.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bubbadoo14 on May 17, 2013, 01:26:36 AM
I am a flying octopus riding a dog made of rainbows and cheeseburgers that eats paper!
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Alkheemist on May 17, 2013, 03:26:54 PM
Please, never do that again.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on May 17, 2013, 04:39:42 PM
Agreed. Though it was huge enough to possibly get the thread closed, so who knows, maybe we'll have a winner.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Otaku on May 17, 2013, 04:42:47 PM
And if you were to possibly do that again, which you won't you would have to color in the nouns appropriately, like such. (Spoiler not for Alkheemist)

(click to show/hide)


Yah
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Iosyn on May 18, 2013, 11:42:44 AM
Despair, for all your porn is at an end. (https://hakd.org/~swordfischer/ss/10r.swf)


And yes, it's 18+ and very NSFW.
You might laugh out a lung though.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: ballfairy on May 22, 2013, 07:47:15 AM
because im bored and I don't care, I drew this a few hours ago
im not a very good artist (never had one lesson) I doodled this up, basic sketch.
(click to show/hide)



Also, Flickr just cranked up the user space limit.
(click to show/hide)

also I put this here because /idgaf/

Come hang out with us at #Zerorelativity on Quakenet we're a bunch of assholes.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bubbadoo14 on May 22, 2013, 12:00:06 PM
*Clap clap clap* Very well done drawing! You sir have talent!
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bubbadoo14 on May 22, 2013, 08:22:52 PM
You deserve a (poorly made [It's terrible I know]) cheeseburger!
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Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on May 22, 2013, 08:34:19 PM
You deserve a (poorly made [It's terrible I know]) cheeseburger!
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And to you, good sir, I give you a hotdog.

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Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on May 23, 2013, 06:14:26 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/zu7fSUp.jpg) (http://imgur.com/zu7fSUp)

And I give you a WIP I'm doing of SCP-096. Because I used to draw just like Ballfairy does. YEAH. I've had art classes but only highschool stuff, nothing fancy. I just never stopped drawing. You keep drawing too.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Nopkar on May 23, 2013, 06:42:21 AM
BOOM. thought i'd lost this game huh? NOPE, and so i'm back, from outer space

I just walked in to find you here
With that sad look upon your face
I should have changed that stupid lock
I should have made you leave your key
If I've have known for just one second
You'd be back to bother me!!!!!
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on May 23, 2013, 07:22:50 AM
Okay Ace musical comeback, but 096 still gets you, in the end.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Nopkar on May 23, 2013, 07:32:10 AM
Okay Ace musical comeback, but 096 still gets you, in the end.

i'll give you that. sweet ass drawing btw
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Alkheemist on May 23, 2013, 09:00:24 AM
Einstein, Newton and Pascal are playing hide and seek.
Einstein is counting, and he counts to 40 while Newton and Pascal go hide.
When he opens his eyes, Einstein finds Newton sitting on the floor in front of him, where he has chalked in a 1m by 1m square around himself.
Einstein says "Ha! Newton, I've found you!" to which Newton replies "No, you've found 1 Newton per square meter. You've found Pascal."

Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Iosyn on May 23, 2013, 11:18:26 AM
I lol'd pretty bad, Alkheemist.

Anyway, here's a pretty bad joke for you guys.
What has hair, is meant to be put in the mouth and produces white fluid?

Toothbrush and toothpaste, pervert.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Alkheemist on May 23, 2013, 12:00:35 PM
Nope, it produces a foam. anyway
Heisenberg and Schrödinger are on a roadtrip, and they get pulled over by a policeman. The policeman says "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which Heisenberg replies "No, but I knew exactly where I was." The policeman thought this odd reply warranted for a search, so he asked them to open the trunk. Inside was a dead cat.
"Did you know there was a dead cat in here?" says the policeman, to which Schrödinger responded "Now I do."


On a scale of 1 to 10, how likely is it that this question is using binary?
There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binary and those who don't.

There are 2 kinds of people in this world. Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on May 23, 2013, 07:48:15 PM
Omghf these jokes are just what I needed after work

Quote
i'll give you that. sweet ass drawing btw
Danke, nopkar.

Must... win...

What if I just stink up the room so everyone else leaves? /gets onions
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on May 23, 2013, 07:51:16 PM
Screw your onions, I have this! *Produces shopping list* Wait, wrong item. *Puts shopping list away and produces moldy hotdog*

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Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on May 23, 2013, 08:36:09 PM
Hmm. Well, I'm not certain it'll stink as much as rotty onions, but then meat does evil things like attract wasps and that
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really
keeps competition away. Maybe I'll just eat my onions. Omnomnom.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Iosyn on May 23, 2013, 08:42:13 PM
Just had a new oven installed today, it's doing the whole 45min 'burn the new stench off' thing.
I can't smell for shit right now.

Anyway, have some delicious RoboLoli.
(http://imageshack.us/a/img137/3851/neutralbs10007pq2.jpg)
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: ballfairy on May 23, 2013, 09:35:21 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/zu7fSUp.jpg) (http://imgur.com/zu7fSUp)

And I give you a WIP I'm doing of SCP-096. Because I used to draw just like Ballfairy does. YEAH. I've had art classes but only highschool stuff, nothing fancy. I just never stopped drawing. You keep drawing too.

ill admit, im a bit scared of that face now.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: jumjummju on May 23, 2013, 09:37:53 PM
Randomly jumping in here to say Hi. Also, read my fanfic. #shamelessselfplug

Also, have some dangos.

(https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQBDGGgzO7TaOc3BTcW0HEi1l2GNCFSmzI14JcoTenznuxJ5B-7ng)
Now excuse me while I cry.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on May 23, 2013, 09:50:12 PM
Those look like dumplings. I will eat them.

Sorry Ballfairy. I make a hobby of drawing the hideous. At least I am doing it right if it is creeping people out.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Alkheemist on May 23, 2013, 10:28:43 PM
they look closer to mochi balls. mochi with redbean, pandan and uhhh, peanuts? not too sure what the orange one would be.

But yeah, I would eat them too.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: jumjummju on May 23, 2013, 11:04:39 PM
Funnily enough, they actually are dumplings.

Shame no one got the Clannad reference yet. :(
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: DerpMcgee on May 24, 2013, 06:02:45 AM
I r winrar.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Alkheemist on May 24, 2013, 09:12:10 AM
nuu i b winnar nao.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on May 24, 2013, 09:57:12 AM
*Slowly consumes everything throughout the course of this thread*
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on May 24, 2013, 04:43:58 PM
*Slowly consumes everything throughout the course of this thread*

*Is still holding moldy hotdog as Pthalocy eats it*.  Hey!   I was going to use that for evil things!
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: DerpMcgee on May 24, 2013, 06:13:35 PM
-activates manhack-
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on May 24, 2013, 06:54:20 PM
I am garbage disposal, apparently.

Sorry you were going to use it for evil things. If I do something evil, that'll put it to its' intended use, right?

What's the ascii character for a manhack again?
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: jumjummju on May 24, 2013, 11:05:10 PM
It's a green "r" IIRC.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on May 25, 2013, 02:01:39 AM
Bl rc

BUrc

B1c

Bl c

BD c delicious.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: gtaguy on May 25, 2013, 02:43:59 AM
How now brown cow?
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Otaku on May 25, 2013, 12:06:10 PM
Funnily enough, they actually are dumplings.

Shame no one got the Clannad reference yet. :(
Clannad reference? Oh, you mean the Dango ending? That was a nice ending + song.

Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: jumjummju on May 25, 2013, 05:09:34 PM
Funnily enough, they actually are dumplings.

Shame no one got the Clannad reference yet. :(
Clannad reference? Oh, you mean the Dango ending? That was a nice ending + song.


I suppose you live up to your name, at least. :P
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bubbadoo14 on May 26, 2013, 12:26:17 AM
Bl rc

BUrc

B1c

Bl c

BD c delicious.

If you read this backward's he's puking manhacks!

@  FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU     r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r UX
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on May 26, 2013, 01:10:21 AM
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he's puking manhacks!

Sometimes, I save them for later.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bubbadoo14 on May 26, 2013, 01:45:32 AM
I am bored...
DEE DOO DEE DOO DEE DOO DEE DOO DEE DOO DEE DOO DEE DOO DEE DOO DEE DOO DEE DOO DEE DOO DEE DOO DEE DOO DEE DOO DEE DOO DEE DOO DEE DOO DEE DOO DEE DOO DEE DOO DEE DOO DEE DOO DEE DOO DEE DOO DEE DOO DEE DOO DEE DOO DEE DOO DEE DOO DEE DOO DEE DOO DEE DOO DEE DOO DEE DOO DEE DOO DEE DOO DEE DOO DEE DOO DEE DOO DEE DOO DEE DOO DEE DOO DEE DOO DEE DOO DEE DOO DEE DOO DEE DOO DEE DOO DEE DOO DEE DOO DEE DOO DEE DOO DEE DOO DEE DOO DEE DOO DEE DOO DEE DOO DEE DOO DEE DOO DEE DOO DEE DOO DEE DOO DEE DOO DEE DOO DEE DOO DEE DOO
Oh no it's the bored police! (wut)
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on May 26, 2013, 03:57:45 AM
B(
BF
BLAAAAAGH B(---|
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

I told you I'd save them for later.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: jumjummju on May 26, 2013, 04:10:09 AM
Manhackageddon. Quick, someone get Gordon Freeman! WE NEED THE CROWBAR OF JUSTICE! DEFEAT THE COMBINE!
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on May 26, 2013, 04:33:29 AM
Nobody questions what these things are doing to my insides, I like your priorities haha.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: DerpMcgee on May 26, 2013, 05:47:42 AM
We need G man to randomly pop up and make no sense what so ever other than to scare the shit out of you.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bubbadoo14 on May 26, 2013, 10:14:44 PM
We need to throw the CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on May 26, 2013, 11:40:20 PM
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We need G man to randomly pop up and make no sense what so ever other than to scare the shit out of you.

Considering I puke manhacks, do you really want to scare the shit out of me?


Man this got weird fast.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bubbadoo14 on May 26, 2013, 11:57:47 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/Jx4Hrea.jpg)
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on May 27, 2013, 12:24:04 AM
(http://cdn0.lostateminor.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/Nicholas-Cage-Cat-9.jpg)

Yeah, and?
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bubbadoo14 on May 27, 2013, 12:26:20 AM
I made that picture using only paint, I think just getting photoshop would have been easier.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bubbadoo14 on May 27, 2013, 12:27:42 AM
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4jd59hjgJ1qk32efo1_500.gif)
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on May 27, 2013, 03:54:20 AM
bubbadoo: try paint.net

It's free, and it's easier to deal with than pirating photoshop if you're a lazy arse like me.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bubbadoo14 on May 27, 2013, 06:25:38 AM
Paint.net led me to a beatiful selction of paint cans.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on May 27, 2013, 06:54:45 AM
Well, I have no idea what program I was thinking of then, but that is not what I meant.

Ah well I kept your chair warm while you were off googling.

I'm gonna keep doing that. S'a nice chair.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bubbadoo14 on May 28, 2013, 04:12:41 AM
NO! MY CHAIR!
BC
I'm blue and in need of a guide...
@#
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on May 28, 2013, 05:42:59 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/27dUetE.png)
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Alkheemist on May 28, 2013, 07:30:36 AM
Did you draw that? because the hair and facial features are very similar to your avatar.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on May 28, 2013, 08:43:37 AM
Looks like octacon from metal gear solid.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on May 28, 2013, 09:19:59 AM
Alkheemist: Yes I did. I doodle a lot and I intend to keep going hehe. The fact I used an avatar creator in favour of hand-drawing my avatar is a sign I either was very lazy or very out of my usual gourd. (I am always out of gourds regardless of which one).

It's just a toon version of myself since I am not overly fond of camera-wrestling, which some are adamantly referring to as "photography". Especially selfies. Eeeech.

Edit: Yeah, I do look a little like Otacon. Otacon with a chinstrap.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bubbadoo14 on May 28, 2013, 08:42:40 PM
LOL ART
(http://i.imgur.com/BetW0K5.png)
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: jumjummju on May 29, 2013, 05:38:07 PM
When did this thread turn into a showcase of art?
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on May 29, 2013, 05:40:16 PM
Shortly after I didn't want to stare at a googled page of Nic Cage anymore.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bubbadoo14 on May 30, 2013, 07:40:15 AM
When did this thread turn into a showcase of art?

If you can call my half-assed drawing "art" :P
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: ballfairy on May 30, 2013, 02:53:55 PM
I can draw gunz SUPER GUD

Except 1911's. this is seriously the best I can do when it comes to 1911's for some reason.

(http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7392/8890167877_64078cd9a4_c.jpg)

>krink?
Gon be good.
>FAL?
pretty good.
>SKS
Ehhh.....
>L85
Never.

etc. ill draw a S&W 686 or something later, I can do double action revolvers p' gud.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bubbadoo14 on May 30, 2013, 05:55:40 PM
Wait, My ascii art won't work with the text. D:
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on May 30, 2013, 07:11:04 PM
Make it so, Number One.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bubbadoo14 on May 30, 2013, 08:17:57 PM
So instead of putting Ascii art that will turn itself to gibberish anyways here,s the nifty site I found. http://patorjk.com/software/taag/#p=display&f=Graffiti&t=Cataclysm%3A%20Dark%20Days%20Ahead
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Alkheemist on May 30, 2013, 10:40:52 PM
(click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: ballfairy on May 31, 2013, 12:37:09 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/27dUetE.png)

(http://farm6.staticflickr.com/5343/8896257780_2e9031c618_z.jpg)\/
(http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3715/8896250556_086d3b5042_z.jpg)



I do not have the clarity of art that Pthalocy can produce, but I had to respond.
please never ask me to draw people. inanimate objects are much easier.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on May 31, 2013, 04:22:40 AM
Hey ballfairy: you should draw people anyway. I mean, how else are ya gonna improve?

Kind of an unfair, I've got an HP tablet PC and Autodesk sketchbook pro - I literally draw on my monitor and have infinity ctrl-z's and brush-pen settings I made myself.

ICH BIN EIN CHEATER.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bubbadoo14 on June 03, 2013, 08:26:36 PM
No Thread! Don't die now! I still haven't won against Pthalocy! At least I got my chairs. :P
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Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on June 03, 2013, 09:49:35 PM
You have failed to realize how bull-headed I am when it comes to getting the last word.

At least this isn't an argument.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Alkheemist on June 03, 2013, 10:37:38 PM
Or is it?

Yeah, it's not.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on June 03, 2013, 11:09:41 PM
I'll be back to make noises in word-form once again, after movie night with friends.

Let it never be said I wasn't a patient bull-head.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: ballfairy on June 03, 2013, 11:28:39 PM
ICH TU DIR WEH

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Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bubbadoo14 on June 04, 2013, 02:05:19 AM
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So many chairs...
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on June 04, 2013, 06:16:32 AM
Ja, ich kenn dass
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: waylon513 on June 04, 2013, 04:50:18 PM
Last post, my first post
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on June 05, 2013, 02:47:59 AM
I almost wanted to leave it be because that would have been a clever way to end the posting war that is this thread.

But then I remembered I'm a bastard and I wanna win.

Welcome to the forums! :D
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Alkheemist on June 05, 2013, 08:33:24 AM
But of course, nobody will truly win until something happens to the forum's userbase. For example, I am currently winning the equivalent Last Man Posting thread back on whalesdev, because we have 0 users and 10 guest online ever these days.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on June 05, 2013, 09:52:53 AM
True, but that is not my battle. Also, nice forum necromancy attempt. That's a new one.

My money's still on a mod closing the thread here once we become too dangerous.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Alkheemist on June 05, 2013, 02:59:07 PM
Forum necromancy? I've held my spot since....
Wait. Hang on.

DAMMIT STEELFIST.

brb, reclaiming my throne.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Clayton on June 05, 2013, 04:24:55 PM
YAYYYY! I'm in the lead!
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on June 05, 2013, 06:03:30 PM
I CAN'T LET YOU DO THAT, STARFOX.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Clayton on June 05, 2013, 06:09:58 PM
DO A BARREL ROLL!
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on June 05, 2013, 07:39:32 PM
·ᴗ·  c:  ·ᴒ· :ɔ

·3·

·Ɛ·

·3· I do roll for you.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Alkheemist on June 05, 2013, 10:39:23 PM
Well steelfist played his move well. When he posted his last man posting post, he included a humorous link which distracted me sufficiently and caused me to not respond and post another post.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r6VfOh-KRo

Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: gtaguy on June 06, 2013, 01:55:24 AM
You all are women, therefore I win.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on June 06, 2013, 04:39:18 AM
Haaahahaa. I get the funny you made there.

It doesn't apply here, but even if it did, it never stopped Éowyn anyway. (http://youtu.be/BrCvgiQGh1o?t=4s)
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on June 06, 2013, 07:28:33 AM
*Runs into the middle of the conversation, falling over and breaking my nose*   I'm winning!

I think I got brain damage...
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on June 06, 2013, 08:06:29 AM
*Helps MrNocamera very carefully, inspecting injury*

I think I can re-set that nose, but I'm not so sure about the brain damage.

How many fingers am I holding up?

*holds up a none*
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Alkheemist on June 06, 2013, 08:56:34 AM
Oh hey, the SCP foundation called to reclaim their none. Apparently it's an extremely dangerous device, since nobody has any clue what it looks like and yet can recall it's existence and properties.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on June 06, 2013, 08:59:57 AM
Well, a None breaching containment would certainly explain why I'm not really actively contributing.

has nothing to do with the group possessing some major hardasses I don't want to butt heads with, great writers though they are. Oops
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bubbadoo14 on June 06, 2013, 09:13:05 AM
BUTTS!
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on June 06, 2013, 09:29:27 AM
*touches the butt tenderly*
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: ballfairy on June 06, 2013, 11:10:32 AM
I need an adult.

(click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Alkheemist on June 06, 2013, 11:14:43 AM
Ballfairy, you should show us pictures of your C4 town.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Steelfist on June 06, 2013, 11:17:55 AM
BUTTS!
GOATS! GOOOOOATS!
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: ballfairy on June 06, 2013, 11:22:31 AM
Ballfairy, you should show us pictures of your C4 town.

its not done yet.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on June 06, 2013, 07:42:25 PM
Oh my god DBZ abridged YES

I will be back to reclaim my throne later.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bubbadoo14 on June 07, 2013, 04:38:14 AM
I will win ьeƆДƱse I Дм Дwesoмe¡ (◥▶_◀◤ )
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on June 07, 2013, 05:07:03 AM
You won't win...

because...



...Popo. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dAUYAg8mAQ)
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: ballfairy on June 07, 2013, 05:25:52 AM
ive got a M2HB about 3 feet away from me,

I win.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on June 07, 2013, 06:43:56 AM
I've got a mug of lapsang souchong the size of my head. So sue me.

(smoked tealeaves. Smells like campfire plus class in a mug.)
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Gatora on June 08, 2013, 12:44:40 AM
i say i win because I am new to post on this topic.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bubbadoo14 on June 08, 2013, 01:25:56 AM
I will win tҔe gДмe¡ DДмnit I lost tҔe ΘTĦEЯ gДмe· ┻━┻︵ヽ(◥▶Д◀◤)ノ︵┻━┻
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on June 08, 2013, 02:58:44 AM
I won the game.

(http://i.imgur.com/dFnJzEQ.png)
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Gatora on June 08, 2013, 03:24:46 AM
says you
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Alkheemist on June 08, 2013, 04:16:22 AM
DIPLOMACY
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Steelfist on June 08, 2013, 04:56:23 AM
DIPLOMACY
FASCISM
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on June 08, 2013, 05:23:09 AM
Okay, what's your modifier Alkheemist? Roll d20.

I get a +9 modifier to my Sense Motive check, and I rolled a 12 for a total of 21. You're gonna have to convince me you've won, son.

Also Fascism is not a skill check. -10exp penalty.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: ballfairy on June 08, 2013, 06:12:29 AM
DIPLOMACY
FASCISM

AMERICA.

(click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Alkheemist on June 08, 2013, 07:27:38 AM
I cast Sepulchritude. My modifier becomes unreal (literally) and I automatically roll a 20.

I score a hit of 20+25i

I fail to convince you, but have successfully caused you to imagine I have convinced you, allowing me to shiv you while screaming "DIPLOMACY" with a treaty engraved into the side of a sword.


Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: ballfairy on June 08, 2013, 02:45:35 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-kYiDbG39s (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-kYiDbG39s)


The theme for the greatest cartoon the /world over/

you can thank me now, later, and during.

(click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on June 08, 2013, 06:41:02 PM
Quote
I fail to convince you, but have successfully caused you to imagine I have convinced you, allowing me to shiv you while screaming "DIPLOMACY" with a treaty engraved into the side of a sword.

I figure it out after the fact when my LABCOAT STOPS BEING PRISTINE AND WHITE. OW.

Why would you do that, that was my favourite kidney :'c
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bubbadoo14 on June 08, 2013, 09:25:10 PM
DIPLOMACY
FASCISM

Holy shit, it's Steelfist!
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: gtaguy on June 09, 2013, 02:40:18 AM
And I twerk! Twerk! Twerk dat booty!

Every say that everyday I Twerk! Twerk! Twerk mah booty!
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bubbadoo14 on June 09, 2013, 07:12:30 AM
And I twerk! Twerk! Twerk dat booty!

Every say that everyday I Twerk! Twerk! Twerk mah booty!

(http://cdn-usa.gifbay.com/2013/01/get_back_to_twerk-29135.gif)

sorry, not sorry.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Steelfist on June 09, 2013, 09:28:15 AM
DIPLOMACY
FASCISM

Holy shit, it's Steelfist!
Oh, hi there!
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: ballfairy on June 11, 2013, 01:20:56 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3UIRdauXlyU (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3UIRdauXlyU)
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bubbadoo14 on June 11, 2013, 11:32:28 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3UIRdauXlyU (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3UIRdauXlyU)

AMAZINGNESS IS WHAT IT IS. (bluh that was awkwardly worded)
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: gtaguy on June 12, 2013, 01:13:31 AM
And I twerk! Twerk! Twerk dat booty!

Every say that everyday I Twerk! Twerk! Twerk mah booty!
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Steelfist on June 12, 2013, 01:42:42 AM
And I GOAT! GOAT! GOAT dat 4 LEGGED HERBIVORE!

Every say that everyday I GOAT! GOAT! GOAT! mah 4 LEGGED HERBIVORE!
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: gtaguy on June 12, 2013, 01:54:48 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3UIRdauXlyU (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3UIRdauXlyU)
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bubbadoo14 on June 13, 2013, 04:23:54 PM
o-|-<
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on June 14, 2013, 01:51:29 AM
:U__99

Where the hell are my arms?
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Gatora on June 14, 2013, 03:16:15 AM
╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ i just flipped your table
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: esran on June 14, 2013, 03:30:41 AM
i have a feeling this isnt the winning post.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: gtaguy on June 14, 2013, 05:35:07 AM
And I twerk! Twerk! Twerk dat booty!

Every say that everyday I Twerk! Twerk! Twerk mah booty!

(http://cdn-usa.gifbay.com/2013/01/get_back_to_twerk-29135.gif)

sorry, not sorry.

I win, go home.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: esran on June 14, 2013, 05:50:40 AM
i have a feeling this isnt the winning post.
nor is this the winning post.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Steelfist on June 14, 2013, 06:07:16 AM
THE ALMIGHTY POWER OF HIS HOLE-INESS COMPELS YOU!

(http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/020/655/sfw-porn-1225944694-14686.jpg)
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: gtaguy on June 14, 2013, 06:13:37 AM
Why?

Oh god why?

Why?

Really?

Why?
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Steelfist on June 14, 2013, 06:15:31 AM
Why?

Oh god why?

Why?

Really?

Why?
THE POWER OF GOA-TZHEE'S PROPHET, KIRK JOHNSON, COMPELS YOU! THE ALMIGHTY STRENGTH OF HIS THIRD EYE WILL STRIKE YOU DOWN!

AMEN!
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: gtaguy on June 14, 2013, 06:24:24 AM
Stop right there criminal scum!
I will start dumping Corruption of Champions fan art if you do not back away slowly.

And I'm not talking about the furry fan art either.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Steelfist on June 14, 2013, 06:30:03 AM
Stop right there criminal scum!
I will start dumping Corruption of Champions fan art if you do not back away slowly.

And I'm not talking about the furry fan art either.
DO IT! I DARE YOU! I DOUBLE DARE YOU, MOTHERFUCKER!

(http://application.denofgeek.com/pics/film/tash03.jpg)
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: ballfairy on June 14, 2013, 07:27:12 AM
Stop right there criminal scum!
I will start dumping Corruption of Champions fan art if you do not back away slowly.

And I'm not talking about the furry fan art either.
DO IT! I DARE YOU! I DOUBLE DARE YOU, MOTHERFUCKER!

(http://application.denofgeek.com/pics/film/tash03.jpg)

(http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/paw_2EJBzFs/mqdefault.jpg)

shiiiet negro!
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bubbadoo14 on June 14, 2013, 07:41:51 PM
╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ i just flipped your table

┻━┻︵ヽ(◥▶Д◀◤)ノ︵┻━┻

This is my table factory! Only I am allowed to flip tables!
Get out of my table factory! (╯◥▶□◀◤)╯ /(.□. \)
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Steelfist on June 15, 2013, 04:41:19 AM
ДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДД

ДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДД

THE RED ДRMY AND WHITE ДRMY SQUARE OFF!
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Clayton on June 15, 2013, 06:08:26 AM
Д - "Fuck that!"
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Steelfist on June 15, 2013, 08:14:20 AM
ДДДДДДДДДД  ДДДДДД  ДДДДДДДД  ДДДДДДД  ДДД  ДДД  ДДДДДДДД   Д  ДДДДДД

ДДДДДДДДДДДДДДД    ДДДДД  ДДДДДДДДДДДДДДД ДДДДД ДДД ДДДДДДДДД ДДДД ДД ДДДДДД ДДДДДД ДДДДДДД ДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДД ДДДДДДДДДДДД

THE RED ДRMY IS WINNING
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Clayton on June 15, 2013, 04:27:57 PM
ДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДД
ДДДДДДДДДД  ДДДДДД  ДДДДДДДД  ДДДДДДД  ДДД  ДДД  ДДДДДДДД   Д  ДДДДДД


ДДДДДДДДДДДДДДД    ДДДДД  ДДДДДДДДДДДДДДД ДДДДД ДДД ДДДДДДДДД ДДДД ДД ДДДДДД ДДДДДД ДДДДДДД ДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДД ДДДДДДДДДДДД

Surprise reinforcements!
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Steelfist on June 15, 2013, 04:47:10 PM
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TAAAAAAAAANKS

Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: gtaguy on June 15, 2013, 05:43:39 PM
Stop right there criminal scum!
I will start dumping Corruption of Champions fan art if you do not back away slowly.

And I'm not talking about the furry fan art either.
DO IT! I DARE YOU! I DOUBLE DARE YOU, MOTHERFUCKER!

(http://application.denofgeek.com/pics/film/tash03.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/wEfHQ2I.jpg)

Don't you fucking tempt me!
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Alkheemist on June 15, 2013, 10:03:52 PM
Good work guys, now my browser thinks this page is in russian.

ДДДДДДДД  ДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДД  ДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДД    ДДДД  ДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДД   ДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДД  ДДДД  ДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДД ДДДДДДД  ДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДД ДДДД Д


                                         Д...This isn't the way to the hawker centre...

                   
ДДДДДДДДДДДДДДД  ДДДДД  ДДДДДДДДДДДДДДД ДДДДД ДДД ДДДДДДДДД ДДДД ДД ДДДДДД ДДДДДД ДДДДДДД ДДДДДДД  ДДДДДДДДДДДДДДД  ДДДДДДДДД ДД ДДДД
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Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: gtaguy on June 15, 2013, 10:37:51 PM
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Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on June 16, 2013, 12:38:52 AM
Ich weiss nicht, warum ich immer noch hier bin.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: PiotraperPL on June 16, 2013, 12:59:34 AM
Ich weiss nicht, warum ich immer noch hier bin.
Could someone translate it? I don't speak barbed wire.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on June 16, 2013, 01:47:28 AM
Funny, neither do I.

I just 'don't know why I'm still here' more or less.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Steelfist on June 16, 2013, 05:32:49 AM
                        ____                             
               ____  , -- -        ---   -.                   
            (((   ((  ///   //   '  \\-\ \  )) ))             
        ///    ///  (( _        _   -- \\--     \\\ \)         
     ((( ==  ((  -- ((             ))  )- ) __   ))  )))       
      ((  (( -=   ((  ---  (          _ ) ---  ))   ))         
         (( __ ((    ()(((  \\  / ///     )) __ )))           
                \\_ (( __  |     | __  ) _ ))                 
                          ,|  |  |                             
                         `-._____,-'                           
                         `--.___,--'                           
                           |     |                             
                           |    ||                             
                           | ||  |                             
                 ,    _,   |   | |                             
        (  ((  ((((  /,| __|     |  ))))  )))  )  ))           
      (()))       __/ ||(    ,,     ((//\     )     ))))       
---((( ///_.___ _/    ||,,_____,_,,, (|\ \___.....__..  ))--ool
           ____/      |/______________| \/_/\__               
          /                                \/_/|               
         /  |___|___|__                        ||     ___     
         \    |___|___|_                       |/\   /__/|     
         /      |   |                           \/   |__|/   

NUKES! THE RED ARMY AND WHITE ARMY ARE DEAD
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Alkheemist on June 16, 2013, 05:41:12 AM
                        ____                             
               ____  , -- -        ---   -.                   
            (((   ((  ///   //   '  \\-\ \  )) ))             
        ///    ///  (( _        _   -- \\--     \\\ \)         
     ((( ==  ((  -- ((             ))  )- ) __   ))  )))       
      ((  (( -=   ((  ---  (          _ ) ---  ))   ))         
         (( __ ((    ()(((  \\  / ///     )) __ )))           
                \\_ (( __  |     | __  ) _ ))                 
                          ,|  |  |                             
                         `-._____,-'                           
                         `--.___,--'                           
                           |     |                             
                           |    ||                             
                           | ||  |                             
                 ,    _,   |   | |                             
        (  ((  ((((  /,| __|     |  ))))  )))  )  ))           
      (()))       __/ ||(    ,,     ((//\     )     ))))       
---((( ///_.___ _/    ||,,_____,_,,, (|\ \___.....__..  ))--ool
           ____/      |/______________| \/_/\__               
          /                                \/_/|               
         /  |___|___|__                        ||     ___     
         \    |___|___|_                       |/\   /__/|     
         /      |   |                           \/   |__|/   

NUKES! THE RED ARMY AND WHITE ARMY ARE DEAD
Fixed it for you. Although that kinda looks like a tree with some rings round the middle. Hmmm
                        ____                             
               ____  , -- -        ---   -.                   
            (((   ((  ///   //   '  \\-\ \  )) ))             
        ///    ///  (( _        _   -- \\--     \\\ \)         
     ((( ==  ((  -- ((             ))  )- ) __   ))  )))       
      ((  (( -=   ((  ---  (          _ ) ---  ))   ))         
         (( __ ((    ()(((  \\  / ///     )) __ )))           
                \\_ (( __  |     | __  ) _ ))                 
                          ,|  |  |                            
                         `-._____,-'                          
                         `--.___,--'                           
                           |     |                            
                           |    ||                             
                           | ||  |                             
                 ,    _,   |   | |                            
        (  ((  ((((  /,| __|     |  ))))  )))  )  ))           
      (()))       __/ ||(    ,,     ((//\     )     ))))      
---((( ///_.___ _/    ||______________|\ \__ _.....__..  ))-----
           ____/      |/______________| \/_/\__               
          /                                \/_/|               
         /  |___|___|__                        ||     ___     
         \    |___|___|_                       |/\   /__/|     
         /      |   |                           \/   |__|/   
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on June 16, 2013, 06:23:18 AM
Well, damn. Now I have leaf antlers again. Stupid lousy radiation.

*chews on dandelions*

At least being an herbivore means a pristine lawn.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Steelfist on June 17, 2013, 06:35:19 AM
Sausages.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Clayton on June 17, 2013, 06:59:13 AM
I just want to go ahead and say that the movies VHS and VHS 2 are pretty damned good.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on June 17, 2013, 07:23:46 AM
Wurst.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bubbadoo14 on June 17, 2013, 08:25:53 AM
Don't you fucking tempt me!

(http://24.media.tumblr.com/eac0750b816fa058cb36ebb104d81454/tumblr_mfv7niMMnp1rdr325o1_400.gif)
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bubbadoo14 on June 17, 2013, 08:28:41 AM
Don't you fucking tempt me!

(http://24.media.tumblr.com/eac0750b816fa058cb36ebb104d81454/tumblr_mfv7niMMnp1rdr325o1_400.gif)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdegyx8pys1rv8jpzo1_500.gif)
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bubbadoo14 on June 17, 2013, 08:33:22 AM
(http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2012/195/8/e/eridan_no_what_are_you_i_don_t_even_by_gr8brittyn_star-d57804d.gif)
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on June 17, 2013, 08:34:06 PM
You have dropped Homestuck on chat.

Please don't go full homestuck. Never go Full Homestuck.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Otaku on June 19, 2013, 03:25:47 AM
Don't you fucking tempt me!

(http://24.media.tumblr.com/eac0750b816fa058cb36ebb104d81454/tumblr_mfv7niMMnp1rdr325o1_400.gif)
hehe

And never, ever go and tempt the thing. Once the thing is tempted this thread will go from "Only read if your co-workers cant see it" to the ultimate status of "never look at it unless it is 0200 and nobody is around", that is how NSFW some of the CoC fan art is (even the furry stuff can get fairly ... interesting)

Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: gtaguy on June 19, 2013, 04:00:58 AM
Oh hohohohohohohoho. Oh. Ohohohohohohoho. This is your final warning.

I have some CoC fan art I have drew myself. Also some written down fanfic.

Do not read further if you wish to keep your eye-genity.

Quote from: TePgR1936
I stood there, watching the sweat dribbled down her exposed skin and bits of hay lay stuck to her womanly hourglass figure. Her hair, blonde as gold, would fall into her eyes only to be tucked back behind her ear again. As she bent over to start throwing more hay she gave me a fantastic look at her ass, it was pressed tightly into the denim jeans she wore. Bringing back the familiar heat in my groin.
I then continued to work, slowly inching my way over to her while gathering piles of hay. I felt somewhat weak in the knees, an odd sensation and also a difficult one, because I couldn't hardly walk with how my legs started trembling. The heat in my groin felt like white hot fire, and I knew the only way to douse the flames. After the last pile was thrown onto the back of the wagon I took my position beside her as we sat down for lunch.
She turned to me slowly, asking "What's got you lookin' like you just commit a crime?". This wasn't the kind of question I really wanted to answer truthfully, but her soft blue eyes gazing into mine broke any will to say anything but the truth.[/spoiler]
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on June 19, 2013, 04:58:14 AM
Implying I have eye-ginity to lose.

Heh.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bubbadoo14 on June 19, 2013, 07:11:58 AM
(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQCZdO8GFgz9I-Rh_AXo48eHTOLP9u5ZStw19bJ565z5RrI-oZU)
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: ajwilli1 on June 19, 2013, 08:06:01 AM
GOOD GOD GTAGUY NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Thats playing dirty (he he dirty).
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on June 19, 2013, 09:59:49 AM
He ridin' dirty?
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bubbadoo14 on June 19, 2013, 03:23:07 PM
On a side note Nice new icon Pthalocy, I am tempted to make mine more stalkery for the lols. Oh and I didn't get any sleep so I should become trollish if I don't fall asleep. I gotta look after the house while parents are gone and I couldn't get to sleep beforehand.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: ajwilli1 on June 19, 2013, 04:29:23 PM
Yes, nice new icon Pthalocy and yes GTAguy is indeed for a fact ridin' dirty.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: gtaguy on June 19, 2013, 04:36:27 PM
Ah-hem.
Gentlemen, let us continue with the story no?
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Otaku on June 19, 2013, 04:57:11 PM
The story must go on. But edit your last post so that it has proper spoiler tags, also include spoiler tags in your next post.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bubbadoo14 on June 19, 2013, 05:05:00 PM
I AM NOW 99.99999996999998% MORE STALKERISH
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on June 19, 2013, 06:54:12 PM
I am still in a state of glee over the fact I am on a laptop. Toon-me has simple needs.

Simple zombie destroying, world-burning needs.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: gtaguy on June 19, 2013, 07:30:10 PM
Ok then, lets continue:

(click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: ajwilli1 on June 19, 2013, 09:22:09 PM
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPllpzxmM5k#t=3mo6s

skip to the 3minute and 6 second mark for my reaction to gtaguy's fanfic.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: gtaguy on June 19, 2013, 10:56:11 PM
I will write more if anyone is interested.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: ajwilli1 on June 20, 2013, 12:49:12 AM
I am now the last comment Weeeeeeee
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: gtaguy on June 20, 2013, 12:51:54 AM
The more anyone posts, the more fanfic I will post and more edgy it will become.

Stop while you are ahead cowards.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bubbadoo14 on June 20, 2013, 01:01:36 AM
Hah, like I care. Bring it on!
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: gtaguy on June 20, 2013, 01:21:14 AM
Tomorrow mate, I'm incredibly lazy and want to play bio shock 2

Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bubbadoo14 on June 20, 2013, 01:23:44 AM
Well I will just be the last post for now then.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: ajwilli1 on June 20, 2013, 03:53:31 AM
(http://files.gamebanana.com/img/ico/sprays/h.jpg)

This is the last post
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: gtaguy on June 20, 2013, 03:59:03 AM
(http://files.gamebanana.com/img/ico/sprays/h.jpg)

This is the last post
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on June 20, 2013, 05:54:10 AM
Quote
Trust me, I'm an Engineer.

(http://24.media.tumblr.com/a17d78e88145bdaae803669dd3376daf/tumblr_mfikulsVf51rfm892o1_500.gif)

I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: gtaguy on June 20, 2013, 05:58:41 AM
(http://files.gamebanana.com/img/ico/sprays/h.jpg)

This is the last post

Hehehehe.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: ajwilli1 on June 20, 2013, 06:00:45 AM
(http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9unb4HZSr1rqsul6.gif)

Last post again
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: gtaguy on June 20, 2013, 06:05:23 AM
Quote from: Gtaguy
I'm the king of this game baby. Don't expect an easy ride. I can go all night if I have to.





(http://i0.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/002/686/Deal_with_it_dog_gif.gif)
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on June 20, 2013, 06:48:19 AM
HEY!    Anyone got a folding chair?    Mine broke.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: ajwilli1 on June 20, 2013, 07:03:25 AM
I don't have a folding chair.

(http://24.media.tumblr.com/5bec553b2cca019a8bce6ee056a33245/tumblr_mnf112vqbV1qgf1i8o1_250.gif)

but this guy does.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on June 20, 2013, 07:10:21 AM
Be right back, stealing it.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Alkheemist on June 20, 2013, 09:19:27 AM
So anyway...

Who here is an actual engineer, or an actual doctor?
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on June 20, 2013, 09:27:04 AM
I'm a psychology undergrad aiming for dental hygienist (my job-selection process is oblique and wonky yes I am aware). So I will eventually hold a health-related job, but I won't be obtaining the official Dr. prefix. Maybe someday.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: ajwilli1 on June 20, 2013, 06:14:39 PM
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m91m3tp5LX1r4q0x3o1_400.gif)

Just going to leave this here.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: gtaguy on June 21, 2013, 05:44:02 AM
So anyway...

Who here is an actual engineer, or an actual doctor?

Aeronautical engineer right here.

I mostly work odd jobs though, monies for extra things like vidja games.

Fixing a plane is a lot like fixing a car engine, only if you fuck it up you are thousands of times more likely to die. Also aerodynamics!

That's why I work on blimps and dirigibles! A blimp crashes at like 3mph, a plane at 150mph. I'll let you decide why I picked blimps.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: ajwilli1 on June 21, 2013, 08:16:17 AM
Blimp is practically a floating fortress.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on June 21, 2013, 08:21:55 AM
I need a new signature.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: ajwilli1 on June 21, 2013, 08:25:00 AM
Why? It's nice.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on June 21, 2013, 01:13:31 PM
Because I can do horrible rhymes instead.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Otaku on June 21, 2013, 03:04:02 PM
But you must have it on two different lines.

Also, anyone have a Bay12Games forum account? I just want to call in a small favor of creating a thread. The thread is "Last Man Posting". Having a larger base will be fun to watch expand. :) Please?
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on June 21, 2013, 11:04:49 PM
why two lines? Aesthetics or am I too awake-trapped to see a grammatical reason?

Brain won't turn off, send help.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bubbadoo14 on June 21, 2013, 11:24:48 PM
Let's see what's going on in Pthalocy's brain...

(http://www.chiangmaisos.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/brain-gym-exercises.jpg)

...oh...
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: gtaguy on June 21, 2013, 11:58:24 PM
I want to be, the very best.
Like no one ever was. dun dun dununa
To catch them is my real test, to train them is my cause.
I will travel across the land. Searching far and wide.
Each Pokemon, to under stand the power that's inside.
Pokemon, its you and me.
I know it's my destiny.
You teach me and I'll teach you.
Pokemon!
Gotta catch 'em all!
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on June 22, 2013, 01:44:43 AM
Yup, basically my brain. Tried to sleep for another three hours, spent two thirds of that in a not-restful daze, finally dropped off ish, snapped awake again. I maybe got 30 minutes. Oh my god this has me mad as bees.

Angry bees that wanted to play D&D tonight but can't remember which end has the stinger.



Wait boy bees don't have stingers.

Ahcrap. I'm now both missing D&D AND a genderconfused drone.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: ballfairy on June 22, 2013, 05:34:26 AM
For no reason, Kansas carry on my wayward son.

8-BIT

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8Vz7zKaC80
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on June 22, 2013, 08:32:58 AM
*Existential crisis about whether or not he is actually a large bee*

*Stares deep into his mug*

"Why are you not helping me."
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: deadmerits on June 22, 2013, 08:34:24 AM
Is this game really worth 24 pages? Oh and I'm winning.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Alkheemist on June 22, 2013, 10:11:47 AM
Everyone can win. But it takes something unique to last post and lock a thread. That something is moderatorship. Which I don't have.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: gtaguy on June 22, 2013, 01:26:43 PM
If I was god, I would ask "WHY THE FUCK WASN'T I TOLD SOONER!?".

If people prayed at me I would answer their prayers with a flock of ravens.
If people didn't believe in me I would throw a bus at them that says 'God saves'

If I was told I was the same as the person next to me, I would call them a liar. For I am so damn awesome that I can't be replicated.

It shouldn't be legal to have to get up before 10 AM.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on June 22, 2013, 10:02:49 PM
Wait, that last one's a law? Ohbollocks.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bubbadoo14 on June 24, 2013, 10:44:18 PM
laser bears! Bi Bi Bi Bi Bi laser bears!
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: ajwilli1 on June 25, 2013, 05:52:23 AM
I am back from The Last of Us apocalypse it was a great experience kinda reminded me of cataclysm with the fungal zombies (that I just kept calling fungaloids) and the fact it felt more survival horror than most triple-A titles. Bravo Naughty-Dog bravo!
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Otaku on June 29, 2013, 09:43:34 AM
Thread revival, and I am winning.

Also, anybody have a Bay12Forums account? I would like to start this thread on that forum, but dont have an account, and am not starting one for a single thread.

Aslo, it would be bery fun to watch the thread evolve with a larger group of people.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: ComputerWarrior on June 29, 2013, 10:51:46 AM
I do have an account of Bay12. <.<

Also, win be to be for I have the win the win is I.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on June 29, 2013, 11:28:02 AM
*belches up a win*

Oh.

I should really take better care of myself. That didn't belong in there.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bubbadoo14 on June 29, 2013, 12:06:56 PM
lol what.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: ComputerWarrior on June 29, 2013, 02:05:25 PM
... but what about bunnies? Bunnies deserve to win too!

Also sheep.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on June 29, 2013, 07:34:45 PM
*Starts choking in a corner, before vomiting up a sheep, a bunny and a cat.*
"HOW THE FUCK DID THOSE GET IN THERE?"
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: ComputerWarrior on June 29, 2013, 08:41:56 PM
There they are! Thank you, I was wondering where they had gone off to.

*Turns to face the Sheep And Bunny*
Didn't I tell you two not to play "Dominate Humans" anymore? We don't want WWII to happen again, do we?
*Sheep and bunny shook their heads*
Excellent. Now win I be for I.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on June 29, 2013, 08:51:29 PM
And I thought my stomach had issues.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bubbadoo14 on June 30, 2013, 03:28:33 AM
(http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcyyefcxIy1qd9uzf.gif)
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on June 30, 2013, 04:06:20 AM
Mmm, seafood.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Tee on June 30, 2013, 04:30:50 AM
(http://www.myfacewhen.net/uploads/5859-star-trek-black-guy-freak-out.gif)
I'm going to win this.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: ComputerWarrior on June 30, 2013, 07:15:56 AM
Winning (R) and Win (R) are trademarks of ComputerWarrior. All rights reserved.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Alkheemist on June 30, 2013, 07:49:57 AM
What is a trademark? But a miserable bundle of legislation. But enough banter. Have a lawsuit!

*Alkheemist demands ComputerWarrior to show his documents relating to the trademarks, before engaging on a debate as to how one can trademark part of the language system that is internationally used, before proceeding to trademark "and", "the" and "game"*
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: ComputerWarrior on June 30, 2013, 10:08:24 AM
Dammit, I knew that I should have also trademarked ??? forbidden three words.

But my trademarks can't go undefended!:

*ComputerWarrior trademarks the word "Trademark"*

There. Now it's suing time!
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on June 30, 2013, 12:19:52 PM
 *quietly takes the win, shovels it into his mouth, and scuttles off under a small rock for a nap while the others debate loudly*
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Alkheemist on June 30, 2013, 01:40:45 PM
The word you have implicated won't actually allow you to sue me over a previous statement of that word, only subsequent ones. And I assure you I am extremely good at avoiding specific, rarely used words.

Anyway, time for me to proceed to perform the inverse of losing, without actually saying what that is.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bubbadoo14 on June 30, 2013, 02:05:27 PM
I win because I have winrar all over my computer. :P
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Otaku on July 01, 2013, 04:46:48 AM
Careful Alkheemist, the last law battle you got into got someone thrown out a window and people eating with sporks. :)
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: ComputerWarrior on July 01, 2013, 06:22:35 AM
The word you have implicated won't actually allow you to sue me over a previous statement of that word, only subsequent ones. And I assure you I am extremely good at avoiding specific, rarely used words.

Anyway, time for me to proceed to perform the inverse of losing, without actually saying what that is.
Dammit, I should have trademarked more specific English words. That said, of course I can't sue you for using "trademark", but now you can't trademark anything anymore. You have to get a license from me first.

Kidding, feel free to trademark anything you wish. I'll just let it reach a big number, then sue for a bigger amount of money. :P That said, winning be mine for eternity! Muwahahahahahaha... ha. Ha.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on July 01, 2013, 06:46:10 AM
Actually, I have a patent on that.

You're violating my creative rights man.






God my sleep schedule is so messed up I can't pretend to understand legal restrictions.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: ComputerWarrior on July 01, 2013, 12:26:04 PM
I know how that feels. Sorry 'bout that. Might I recommend regular naps (in case you wake up at 4AM like me) and forced sleeping and waking-up times? It works sometimes.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on July 01, 2013, 05:05:12 PM
Yeahh, that's the hope.

My mom tends to use any mention of 'I'm tired' or 'I'm gonna have a nap' as a platform to lecture me on my health and how this somehow relates to why I could work up to three jobs, not one. I think she missed the fact that I actually work more hours than her a week with just the one.


Afternoon naps are so sweet when I can get them. Mmm.


*falls asleep in the sun*
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Clayton on July 01, 2013, 07:24:32 PM
Just about to finish the third season of Spartacus, pretty damned good show. People always bitch about there being too much sex or nudity, or violent deaths. How is that a complaint? It's the artistic style they chose to go with. The imagery they chose to go with fits the theme and story very well.

Also, when I read that they had to use a different actor after the first season for Spartacus, due to the original actor's unfortunate death to cancer, I thought I wasn't going to like the new actor. But he portrays Spartacus as well as the first.

I'm about to start the fourth season, 'War of the Damned', I'm pretty excited for it.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: StopSignal on July 02, 2013, 05:47:47 AM
I hate you, hahahah.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on July 02, 2013, 06:01:35 AM
I am drunk. It is Canada day. ....or it was an hour and a minute ago.

Oops. Cheers anyway!
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bubbadoo14 on July 02, 2013, 07:04:56 AM
I laughed so hard when AerialK7 put my comment on 2 word story in his signature. XD
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: ComputerWarrior on July 02, 2013, 11:48:57 AM
I'm running out of things to say for winning. Is the following cut for the job?

I win, muwahahaha, die die die, the world and moon are my eye-glasses.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: AerialK7 on July 04, 2013, 09:22:03 AM
I was so hard when AerialK7 put my comment on 2 word story in his signature. XD

Oh why thank you. I didnt know you liked me that much o;

also I win.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: PiotraperPL on July 04, 2013, 09:28:02 AM
I was so hard when AerialK7 put my comment on 2 word story in his signature. XD

Oh why thank you. I didnt know you liked me that much o;

also I win.

I was so hard when AerialK7 said that my voice was spectacular.

And no, I'm the winner.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: AerialK7 on July 04, 2013, 09:38:47 AM
I was so hard when AerialK7 put my comment on 2 word story in his signature. XD

Oh why thank you. I didnt know you liked me that much o;

also I win.

I was so hard when AerialK7 said that my voice was spectacular.

And no, I'm the winner.

Your sweet, polish velvety voice. So smooth on my ears. I long to caress your mouth with mine something not gay and includes me fantasizing   
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: ComputerWarrior on July 04, 2013, 10:57:48 AM
I was so hard when AerialK7 put my comment on 2 word story in his signature. XD

Oh why thank you. I didnt know you liked me that much o;

also I win.

I was so hard when AerialK7 said that my voice was spectacular.

And no, I'm the winner.

Your sweet, polish velvety voice. So smooth on my ears. I long to caress your mouth with mine something not gay and includes me fantasizing about my eternal, newly-realized love for the user below..
Sorry, can't resist fixing unfinished sentences. ;)
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: AerialK7 on July 04, 2013, 11:03:42 AM
I was so hard when AerialK7 put my comment on 2 word story in his signature. XD

Oh why thank you. I didnt know you liked me that much o;

also I win.

I was so hard when AerialK7 said that my voice was spectacular.

And no, I'm the winner.

Your sweet, polish velvety voice. So smooth on my ears. I long to caress your mouth with mine something not gay and includes me fantasizing about my eternal, newly-realized love for the user below..
Sorry, can't resist fixing unfinished sentences. ;)

*gets on my knees and sucks your dick cries out in pain* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on July 04, 2013, 05:33:00 PM
Boners.

Boners everywhere.

Everyone sure got hard over the idea of winning.




But I don't wank at my computer so I guess I'll just have to sit this stint of Last Man Posting out. :p
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: PiotraperPL on July 04, 2013, 08:00:47 PM
Boners.

Boners everywhere.

Everyone sure got hard over the idea of winning.




But I don't wank at my computer so I guess I'll just have to sit this stint of Last Man Posting out. :p
(http://c.wrzuta.pl/wi6518/8986bb0d000d8a904d17931b/must-not-fap)
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on July 04, 2013, 09:36:01 PM
Brings a whole new level of awful to the StickyKeys function.

Am I winning yet. This discussion prompted me to clean my keyboard.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: esran on July 05, 2013, 09:31:31 PM
this reply... was made for me! the horrible curse of the amigra thread.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: gtaguy on July 05, 2013, 11:47:56 PM
DANCE!
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bubbadoo14 on July 06, 2013, 01:30:25 AM
(http://www.weakstream.us/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/dance-off.gif)(http://www.gifbin.com/bin/280sw007883.gif)(http://i.imgur.com/oZuG8.gif)(http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lk79n5ZGhZ1qa840o.gif)(http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view2/1248342/retarded-dance-o.gif)(http://i285.photobucket.com/albums/ll67/korgak_ironfist/misc/animated%20gif/retard-dance-happy-electric-fence.gif)
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: gtaguy on July 06, 2013, 03:15:06 AM
And then awesomeness was crafted.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Alkheemist on July 06, 2013, 03:27:11 AM
I've got worse. Blame steelfist for this one.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hU7EHKFNMQg

Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on July 06, 2013, 04:41:21 AM
Gotta go fast (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6XePJyXilA) to chase down Win
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: gtaguy on July 06, 2013, 05:45:06 AM
Oy
Oy
Oy

See me ride out of the sunset.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bubbadoo14 on July 06, 2013, 12:49:53 PM
Just found out AerialK7 has a beard, and pirated Minecraft. :P
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: AerialK7 on July 06, 2013, 12:53:04 PM
Just found out AerialK7 has a beard, and pirated Minecraft. :P

(click to show/hide)

Found out Bubba is part of the KKK. MONSTER
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bubbadoo14 on July 06, 2013, 01:09:06 PM
Heres evidence that AerisollK9 has pirated minecraft and a beard
(http://i.imgur.com/Cjbg3Oi.png)(http://i.imgur.com/1bkP8a9.png)

Also AerialsY2K likes Satan and Hitler! :O
(http://i.imgur.com/sRzDK4N.png)

photoshopped? I think not! (it's paint.)
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: gtaguy on July 06, 2013, 01:28:14 PM
What iirc channel is that? Links plz.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bubbadoo14 on July 06, 2013, 01:31:06 PM
It's an amazing thing called Steam (http://store.steampowered.com/).
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: gtaguy on July 06, 2013, 01:40:16 PM
Oh god why? Y u do dis? Non-steam irc channel that has people on it plz.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: ComputerWarrior on July 07, 2013, 03:06:44 AM
OK.

#cataclysm-dda, at NewNet.

Enjoy while I scoop up the !!WINNINGS!!.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Otaku on July 09, 2013, 04:40:04 AM
Thread revival, and I am winning.

Also, anybody have a Bay12Forums account? I would like to start this thread on that forum, but dont have an account, and am not starting one for a single thread.

Aslo, it would be very fun to watch the thread evolve with a larger group of people.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bubbadoo14 on July 09, 2013, 06:49:51 AM
I don't know and by the way, I am (http://www.the-tshirts.com/wp-content/uploads/images/340/Charlie-Sheen-Winning-TShirts.jpg)
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Alkheemist on July 09, 2013, 07:56:10 AM
Welp, now I'm addicted to compass and straightedge games. Great.

http://sciencevsmagic.net/geo/
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mr.Bananza on July 09, 2013, 08:34:07 AM
You come across a band of goblins....

roll initiative!
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on July 10, 2013, 09:06:36 AM
Nineteen with a +8 bonus. Twenty-seven.

I ready an action to steal the thread's win upon posting by another user.

It's working!
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: ComputerWarrior on July 10, 2013, 11:05:34 AM
A wild ComputerWarrior appears!

ComputerWarrior casts Steal on Pthalocy.

It's not very effective...

Pthalocy has lost "Win"!

ComputerWarrior successfully flees with "Win"!

Exp Gained: 0
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: AerialK7 on July 10, 2013, 11:13:11 AM
JRPG's are lame

its super effective!
ComputerWarrior is knocked out.
You win the "win"
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Otaku on July 10, 2013, 01:16:31 PM
JRPG's are lame

its super effective!
ComputerWarrior is knocked out.
You win the "win"
It is an area attack, all of the playing field is affected.
It paralyzes (sorry for the spelling) Otaku.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Alkheemist on July 10, 2013, 02:20:49 PM
Bahahah, you kids and your RPG's

Super CO Power!

*Alkheemist captures your HQ in one move winning the battle*

Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Otaku on July 10, 2013, 05:09:45 PM
Bahahah, you kids and your RPG's

Super CO Power!

*Alkheemist captures your HQ in one move winning the battle*

Seriously, Advance Wars? +1 to reference points to anyone who has played/heard of this game.

Man does that bring back memories ...
Goodbye for a few days while I dust off my Virtual BoyAdvance and boot back up the old roms that I have not played for so long.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on July 10, 2013, 06:43:09 PM
Wait, nostalgiabombs make people go away?


Damnit I need ideas.

/sleight of hand check for 18 total, steals the Win back.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Alkheemist on July 10, 2013, 10:34:42 PM
Well it's easy to get everyone to lose.

*Floods facility with neurotoxin*

Also, Otaku, I have won so many games using that one gambit with sami. They never see it coming.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: ComputerWarrior on July 11, 2013, 08:32:50 AM
So. I'm running out of ideas as well. So, I'll just tempt them!

*places a thousand bounty hits from different names on Alkheemist*

Go not so fellow Ideas, get me back my !!WIN!! !!!
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: AerialK7 on July 11, 2013, 08:44:44 AM
*plays my ocarina of time and travels back before you were all born*

#Winning
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mr.Bananza on July 11, 2013, 10:51:38 AM
Mr.Bananza settles down into a hot tub.... but what is this?!?! It's a hot tub time machine!?

Stumbles upon the win while naked, standing in a field of corn for some reason...
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: ComputerWarrior on July 11, 2013, 11:39:44 AM
Dammit, I'll have to use more drastic measures.

*Uses a huge magnet and attracts the "win"*

Muwahaha, my attractive values are over the proverbial roof!
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Otaku on July 11, 2013, 11:51:12 AM
Dammit, I'll have to use more drastic measures.

*Uses a huge magnet and attracts the "win"*

Muwahaha, my attractive values are over the proverbial roof!

That is only your gravitational attraction, not your sexual attraction.
(That was a nerdy physics joke to say that you are really-really fat)

Otaku creates a counterfiting machine (spelling?) and creates 1000 fake wins, so nobody knows the real one.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Alkheemist on July 11, 2013, 11:53:44 AM
The moment you brought up time travel you lost.

*Summons an army of time-clones*

*Travels back in time with the army of time clones*

*Obtain the win by sheer number, before inexplicably disappearing in a closed ontological loop*

Damn, forgot about those.


Ninja Edit: also Your mama's so fat, her patronus is a cake.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: ComputerWarrior on July 11, 2013, 07:49:14 PM
Dammit, I'll have to use more drastic measures.

*Uses a huge magnet and attracts the "win"*

Muwahaha, my attractive values are over the proverbial roof!

That is only your gravitational attraction, not your sexual attraction.
(That was a nerdy physics joke to say that you are really-really fat)
Nerdy? Nerdy?! What has the world come to that we now classify the more simple known facts in physics as nerdy...ness? :P

Also:

Ninja Edit: also Your mama's so fat, her patronus is a cake.
Thank you, I'll take advantage of Otaku's current distraction to snatch his (her?) !!WIN!! since you didn't take it. :P

Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on July 11, 2013, 09:10:25 PM
*has developed a tolerance for neurotoxin*

Wakes up again to the discussion involving cake. Dear god this is exactly like that other job he had working for Cave Johnson -

ooh! a Win!

*takes it*
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Steelfist on July 11, 2013, 09:41:34 PM
GOAT BULWARK!
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mr.Bananza on July 11, 2013, 10:06:40 PM
I may have lost the game.... but I got the win!
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Alkheemist on July 12, 2013, 12:34:56 AM
*Returns with time clones from every other timeline*
*Seizes control of the win*

Ha! Now I definitely have exactly one win in the multiverse, whereas all you only have the probability of a win in the infinite other timelines no longer inhabited by me!

Yeah this was a terrible idea.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: ComputerWarrior on July 12, 2013, 07:35:35 AM
Not particularly, but that win is so delicious, I'll just...

ComputerWarrior transforms into Majin Buu (DBZ).
ComputerWarrior zaps everybody with his antenna and transforms them into candy, eating them delicious treats.
ComputerWarrior absorbs the win.

Hehehehehehe, them candies were delicious! Hehehehehehe.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: woflsipder on July 12, 2013, 11:46:03 AM
(Damn roleplay threads)

*woflsipder sneaks from behind and pours butter all over the win*
*watches and laughs while people try to grab the win , but it slips out of their hands and stabs them in the eye*
*woflsipder silently shoots everyone in the knee with his bow , grabs the win with rubber gloves and makes a surgery to become one with the win by inserting it in his heart*
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: ComputerWarrior on July 12, 2013, 11:59:23 AM
*sighs* Now I'll have to be the sadist bastard that DF has molded me into:

*takes a shovel, digs a 4 square meter room in a mountain, and a 10 story fall that is covered by a bridge connected to a lever*
*Transforms into a sexy woman and lures woflsipder to the room, goes outside and pulls the lever*
*Starves woflsipder to death, goes in after a week, and rips his win-heart out with a knife*

Bloody win for the Mayan GOD!!!
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Inquisitor Dust on July 12, 2013, 12:06:04 PM
*accidentally crash lands airship on top of ComputerWarrior and climbs out of the wreckage * Gods dammit! The captain will be pissed... Ooh, what's this? *secures the win*
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: woflsipder on July 12, 2013, 12:50:15 PM
*The heartless woflsipder gets kidnapped by terrorists who give him an electronic heart which needs to be recharged after few hours and they put him in a cave with a box of scraps to make them missiles*
*Woflsipder uses his charm and social skills to convince the terrorists that he is making missiles , after he replaces his old heart with a new plutonium powered heart*
*Then woflsipder creates a pipe smg and goes on shooting everybody dead in the place. Woflsipder then goes to the missile launching pad , jumps on a rocket and launches all rockets to the inquisitor dust*
*Woflsipder grabs the win from the ashes which once were inquisitor dust*
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Otaku on July 12, 2013, 01:07:36 PM
Otaku starts making a lake filled with sweet tea.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Alkheemist on July 12, 2013, 03:39:29 PM
Alkheemist joins Otaku, bringing a parasol, a boat and some triangle sandwiches.

"Bloody good show eh?"
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Otaku on July 12, 2013, 03:43:50 PM
Alkheemist joins Otaku, bringing a parasol, a boat and some triangle sandwiches.

"Bloody good show eh?"
Eh? But there is so little blood. :)
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: woflsipder on July 12, 2013, 04:59:52 PM
Otaku starts making a lake filled with sweet tea.

IMPOSIBRU!! IT REQUIRES TOO MUCH TEABAGGING.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Otaku on July 12, 2013, 05:12:55 PM
Otaku starts making a lake filled with sweet tea.

IMPOSIBRU!! IT REQUIRES TOO MUCH TEABAGGING.
No, you have just been d-bagging too much (joking).
No, I just let the steeping times increase by a whole bunch, use Alkheemist's anchor as a teabag, tie teabags to the bottom of his boat. Catch and release fish with teabags tied to their tails, create a virus to kill off the lake weed, then subsequently create a tea-weed to replace it an restabilize the ecosystem.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: woflsipder on July 12, 2013, 05:34:35 PM
Otaku starts making a lake filled with sweet tea.

IMPOSIBRU!! IT REQUIRES TOO MUCH TEABAGGING.
No, you have just been d-bagging too much (joking).
No, I just let the steeping times increase by a whole bunch, use Alkheemist's anchor as a teabag, tie teabags to the bottom of his boat. Catch and release fish with teabags tied to their tails, create a virus to kill off the lake weed, then subsequently create a tea-weed to replace it an restabilize the ecosystem.
No, no, no , You have to be gentle when teabbaging  , you dont want to tear apart the teabag , do you? It's way less tastier when the teabag gets torn apart. I warned you.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on July 12, 2013, 06:12:33 PM
Quote
restabilize the ecosystem.

I think you mean teacosystem.

Use a tea ball. Can't tear metal nearly so easily.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Otaku on July 12, 2013, 09:56:30 PM
Don't worry about getting all the spices and herbs into the water, since they will all sink to the bottom, therefore being forgotten and essentially useless, since nobody will every finish drinking the lake.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on July 13, 2013, 12:38:49 AM
You underestimate me Otaku

/DRINKS THE FUCKING TEA LAKE
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: ballfairy on July 13, 2013, 12:51:55 AM
So british we shit the queen I see.





and now for some kick-ass music

The Protomen: Sons of Fate

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJvq7z39YEw (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJvq7z39YEw)
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on July 13, 2013, 02:00:33 AM
Naw just thirsty for win
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Inquisitor Dust on July 13, 2013, 03:08:47 AM
Naw just thirsty for win
Ooooh, could I have some of that? Thank you.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on July 13, 2013, 05:57:16 AM
You didn't enjoy it with pinkie out. >:p invalidated win.

/is full of delicious win tea
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Inquisitor Dust on July 13, 2013, 06:13:02 AM
I must apologize my good sir, it would appear that I've forgotten the single most important rule of tea drinking *sticks out pinkie* Ah ha! I am now ready to enjoy this win in it's entirety.

/is fuller of delicious win tea
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on July 13, 2013, 06:37:20 AM
Quote
/is fuller of delicious win tea

man, I was born into a teadrinking family, I highly doubt that.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Inquisitor Dust on July 13, 2013, 06:42:59 AM
Quote
/is fuller of delicious win tea

man, I was born into a teadrinking family, I highly doubt that.
*/full of deliciouser win tea?
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on July 13, 2013, 06:52:02 PM
I am, grammatically speaking, more full of the most delicious tea. The tea in question is over-steeped victory.

And my pinkie finger is so out, it's out of this world.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: woflsipder on July 13, 2013, 10:33:22 PM
I have been drinking tea for all of my life.

My body has even evolved to accept tea without sugar.

whenever i hear the word tea , my pinkie gets so stiff , it can pierce anyone's eyes if he dares to stand between me and tea.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mr.Bananza on July 13, 2013, 11:01:33 PM
I use my powers of 'MERICA to throw all of your tea into the harbor!
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Inquisitor Dust on July 13, 2013, 11:40:07 PM
I suppose I must drink the ocean now. An unfortunate affair indeed.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: woflsipder on July 13, 2013, 11:43:23 PM
They can take our tea , but they will never take our FREEDOMto increase import taxes.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Alkheemist on July 13, 2013, 11:53:08 PM
Wait, so you just threw a lake into the ocean?

RiiiightI don't believe you!
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: woflsipder on July 14, 2013, 12:02:16 AM
Nature does that kind of shit every once in a while , a river flows to the north , then south and what do you know , it meets a lake and decides to go to the ocean.

Like nature gives humans dynamites and lighters to blow up monuments before anyone can take a picture of them.

When one lake of tea gets flushed away , god opens a window in the 7th floor and drops bricks on your head as you try to climb up.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Inquisitor Dust on July 14, 2013, 12:06:44 AM
But what if I catch the bricks and throw them back up? What now god? Huh? WHAT NOW?!?!
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bubbadoo14 on July 14, 2013, 06:12:09 AM
He then continues to strike lightning upon you.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Otaku on July 14, 2013, 10:21:11 AM
Give me freedom or give me money!

Bonus points if you know what that is from.
Hint: It's a videogame.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mr.Bananza on July 14, 2013, 10:37:41 PM
No bonus points for me... I am sad :'(

No tea either because I threw it into the ocean... and I actually like tea.  Man, what was I thinking?!?
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on July 16, 2013, 08:41:36 PM
Salty tea no likey,
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: woflsipder on July 17, 2013, 06:16:30 PM
0MG L0L I JUST FOUND A DEAD SPIDER IN MY TEA I MUST DRINK IT THERE IS NO WAY BACK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Gatora on July 17, 2013, 08:30:23 PM
i haz cheeze buger
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: woflsipder on July 17, 2013, 10:08:31 PM
The manliest tea ever.
With spider flavour.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: STD on July 18, 2013, 03:56:55 AM
I win.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Otaku on July 18, 2013, 04:28:40 AM
Oh wow, STD is back.
How is the disease?
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: STD on July 18, 2013, 04:50:15 AM
Yes, back. Funny thing about me is that I forget I belong to things rather often. XD And the disease is spreading. Beware.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: AerialK7 on July 18, 2013, 05:01:22 AM
HES BACK, HES BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Otaku on July 18, 2013, 05:11:37 AM
Yes, back. Funny thing about me is that I forget I belong to things rather often. XD And the disease is spreading. Beware.
This was how you were getting around the font restriction, sneaky... I like it.
Hope you dont mind that I am borrowing this too, right?
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: STD on July 18, 2013, 05:19:03 AM
Yes, I am back. And yes, it's as close as I can get to my beloved courier font.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Gatora on July 18, 2013, 07:11:23 AM
STD i'm immune to your disease so HA. take that.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: STD on July 18, 2013, 07:24:19 AM
Immunity against me is never an option.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: gtaguy on July 18, 2013, 07:29:36 AM
I'm fucking immune because I'm actually a cat, a very lazy one.



Problem?
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: STD on July 18, 2013, 07:36:40 AM
Immunity is a lie. You are all on borrowed time, dosing up on false hope of immunity.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: gtaguy on July 18, 2013, 07:47:03 AM
Well? Oh god what is happening to me. Please help! Help me! Someone help!


Someone help! it hurts! I need more time. Someon
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: AerialK7 on July 18, 2013, 10:29:30 AM
I'm fucking immune because I'm actually a cat, a very lazy one.



Problem?

Hes immune because he already has the disease   
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: woflsipder on July 18, 2013, 10:33:11 AM
Im the one who can help you gtaguy.
I specialize in surgeries for lazy cats.

Don't worry , we will get the STD out of you.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Otaku on July 18, 2013, 11:09:12 AM
Once infected it is nearly impossible to become disinfected, due to the disease living largely in the brain.
Symptoms of the disease include: Curiosity, contoling variables, margin of error calculations, yelling (at uncontrollable variables), creating hypotheises, finding grade equivalents between measurement rank tiers, and finally !!Science!! (usually of the dwarfy variety).
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: woflsipder on July 18, 2013, 05:27:51 PM
Hahahaha!
Just pour some antibiotics in his nose and they will eventually reach his brain.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: gtaguy on July 18, 2013, 06:29:16 PM
I wonder if I drop a steel ball down the magma sea with dwarfs in it if it would reach hell and I could make a hell colony. !!Science!! Must be done.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Otaku on July 18, 2013, 06:40:53 PM
I wonder if I drop a steel ball down the magma sea with dwarfs in it if it would reach hell and I could make a hell colony. !!Science!! Must be done.
I am sorry, it is too late for him. He will never recover.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: STD on July 18, 2013, 07:56:53 PM
The infection is spreading. Good. Good. Let the madness consume you.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: woflsipder on July 18, 2013, 08:37:18 PM
Thank god the infection can only be transmitted if you pour infected tea on an open wound.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Alkheemist on July 18, 2013, 10:45:21 PM
Guys, I found the cure.
Disease: A disorder of structure or function in a human, animal, or plant, esp. one that produces specific signs or symptoms or that affects a specific location and is not simply a direct result of physical injury

Well, time to hurry up that borging research then.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: woflsipder on July 18, 2013, 10:59:44 PM
Who are you kidding here. The only cure is extradimensional goo.

There are only few drawbacks for the goo , which include diarrhea , heavy urge to kill everything and zombification.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: STD on July 18, 2013, 11:32:20 PM
Do not keep fooling yourselves. There is no cure. No hope. No salvation. Only infection, then death, then undeath await you.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: woflsipder on July 18, 2013, 11:49:47 PM
let's not get ahead of time and enjoy the placebo effect.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bubbadoo14 on July 19, 2013, 12:15:59 AM
*absconds away from STD stealing his win*
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: gtaguy on July 19, 2013, 12:56:23 AM
Haha shiploads, my PC broke so I'm immune now.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: woflsipder on July 19, 2013, 01:20:05 AM
Im sorry to tell you , but your PC is infected.
Which means you're also infected if you had contact with your PC in the last 48 hours.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: gtaguy on July 19, 2013, 01:42:29 AM
It actually caught fire.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: FunsizeNinja123 on July 19, 2013, 02:06:10 AM
Might as well jump in on this. Not everyday you see a ninja beating people at posting thingys.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: STD on July 19, 2013, 04:05:44 AM
All of your lives are now forfeit and it is now time for you to join the ranks of the undead. Do not worry, however, for we have cookies.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Otaku on July 19, 2013, 04:11:41 AM
All of your lives are now forfeit and it is now time for you to join the ranks of the undead. Do not worry, however, for we have cookies.

Noooo, dont do it. Their cookies are no good, they are as rotten as their brains.

You must join the Indepenants, we have individuality and /seriously awsome looking guns/.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on July 19, 2013, 04:33:22 AM
I want to have shiny fonts too. I miss my Calibri.

And why the hell do I imagine STD sounding like Tom Hardy's Bane when he goes on about joining his undead army. It's absurd and I don't like it don't hug me I'm scared

didn't I have like, ten posts to my name last time I saw you?
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Otaku on July 19, 2013, 05:27:30 AM
Research Time. (Yes, I am infected and proud.)

Information (http://smf.cataclysmdda.com/index.php?action=profile;area=showposts;u=656). This clearly shows that before yesterday (or his "I win post" on this thread) he has not posted anything since April 26. That is a long time, nearly two months. I wonder what the last version he has played was. Huh, its fun all the data you can get from people's user page.

Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: FunsizeNinja123 on July 19, 2013, 05:50:04 AM
And I'm just sitting here...
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Otaku on July 19, 2013, 05:53:14 AM
After looking through the forums I found a very interesting page. Here (http://smf.cataclysmdda.com/index.php?action=mlist;sort=posts;start=0;desc). Organize it by posts made and it is really amusing, either shamefully or proudly.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: FunsizeNinja123 on July 19, 2013, 05:56:08 AM
Holy crap gtaguy. Thar be a lot of posts.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Otaku on July 19, 2013, 06:01:29 AM
Should he be proud or shamed?
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: FunsizeNinja123 on July 19, 2013, 06:27:31 AM
Why not both?
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Inquisitor Dust on July 19, 2013, 06:52:01 AM
How about all three?
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Gatora on July 19, 2013, 07:18:45 AM
what do you mean? THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Inquisitor Dust on July 19, 2013, 07:50:10 AM
Highlander quotes? Hell yes.
The sensation you are feeling, it is the quickening.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: STD on July 19, 2013, 08:04:55 AM
I come and go as I see fit but usually return when more undead is needed for my ranks. So I must come and I must infect. Do not fear for soon you will not know fear. Nor pain. Nor sorrow. Nor hunger... well, maybe a little hunger.

Honestly though, my computer was acting up and so it took a while to get it fix. It did not, at first, want to accept the infection. But it is being a loyal servant now.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bubbadoo14 on July 19, 2013, 08:54:59 AM
I come and go as I see fit but usually return when more undead is needed for my ranks. So I must come and I must infect. Do not fear for soon you will not know fear. Nor pain. Nor sorrow. Nor hunger... well, maybe a little hunger.

Honestly though, my computer was acting up and so it took a while to get it fix. It did not, at first, want to accept the infection. But it is being a loyal servant now.


Your text makes that look MUCH more creepy for some reason.

don't hug me I'm scared

I see what you did there. *shudders*

*Put's the win in a jar of dirt*

I GOT A JAR OF DIRRRT I GOT A JAR OF DIRRRT!
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llz8jngwsi1qim61ao1_500.gif)
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: gtaguy on July 19, 2013, 10:20:13 AM
Holy shit, who left used tissues all around the thread? Someone have a fap cold?
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Otaku on July 19, 2013, 10:30:56 AM
This thread is too much fun (normal fun). We should make one on Bay12, anyone have an account there?
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: woflsipder on July 19, 2013, 11:52:19 AM
who doesn't have an account on bay12.

STD , your writings feel so serious.
I just don't know what's not real anymore ..... is the disease real? TELL ME NOW , TELL ME THE TRUTH.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Otaku on July 19, 2013, 12:05:48 PM
who doesn't have an account on bay12.

STD , your writings feel so serious.
I just don't know what's not real anymore ..... is the disease real? TELL ME NOW , TELL ME THE TRUTH.
The Cake.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Alkheemist on July 19, 2013, 12:15:33 PM
Well first before we jump to conclusions, let's take a look at STD. What is it? Is such a thing possible? Yes, yes it is.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: woflsipder on July 19, 2013, 12:57:49 PM
Please stop.

I just can't handle the truth.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: FunsizeNinja123 on July 19, 2013, 01:25:28 PM
I sleep for the night and this is what I come back to.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: woflsipder on July 19, 2013, 02:58:51 PM
You sleep at NIGHT??

I can't remember the last time i was sleeping at night.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Otaku on July 19, 2013, 04:59:48 PM
Night time is not a time for sleeping, it is a time for setting plans into action.
For example, setting up your daily position:

Move slowly across the gutters of the street, watching, listening, feeling for any movements that might notice you. Slowly, slowly. Creeping down the street, knowing that once the sun starts shining people will be out again. And once that happens any movement at all will give away your position. You want to get up and run to your next position, but you know that the instant you get up off the ground somebody will see you, somebody will yell and everybody will know where you are. So you reserve your self and your energies until they are desperately needed. The dirt was getting wetter here, more mud and less asphalt. You have mixed feeling about the change in terrain, you like it because less people will look at it and it is easier to hide in, but you don't like it because it means there was construction nearby, meaning that there will be workers watching the roads all day tomorrow. You quicken your pace, knowing that if you stick around the construction site tomorrow you will be discovered. The same thoughts keep crawling over your brain, left leg, right leg, left arm, right arm, left leg, right leg... ... It keeps repeating itself, like a coin will never stop rolling. But above these basic thoughts, a voice in your head is still telling you that you must keep going. You have heard this voice before, and it had lead you to misery and heartache. But still, your body will obey the brain. The body will never learn of the mistakes the brain has made. It will never understand, learn or react the same way that the brain does. It will never associate this one voice that the brain has will always cause it heartache and pains in the chest. It will not understand that what the brain wants is not what it wants. The brain has been exploiting the body, exploiting the fact that the body will never learn, never understand what it does, or that it does it for itself and not for the body. It will never learn that this voice will eventually rip the body apart. This was your last thought before the first light of a virgin sun shone through the window of someone's living room. Now you had a choice to make, which one will it be?
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: woflsipder on July 19, 2013, 05:04:39 PM
I grab the win.

BTW that was the most schizophrenic story i have ever read.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: FunsizeNinja123 on July 19, 2013, 05:19:53 PM
I'll still sleep at night. Or most of the time 2:00-4:00
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Inquisitor Dust on July 19, 2013, 07:39:43 PM
Please stop.

I just can't handle the truth.
YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TROOF
(http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/859825/you-can-t-handle-the-truth-o.gif)
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: STD on July 19, 2013, 07:47:52 PM
What is truth? Death is. Ever lasting death. Dead Uncle Same wants you to join the...

And I'm done. I've been away far too long. I have missed the madness that is Cataclysm DDA Forums.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: woflsipder on July 19, 2013, 08:55:48 PM
Please stop.

I just can't handle the truth.
YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TROOF
(click to show/hide)
A bit too late... ;(
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Inquisitor Dust on July 19, 2013, 11:05:35 PM
Please stop.

I just can't handle the truth.
YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TROOF
(click to show/hide)
A bit too late... ;(
Woah, what. Normally it'll tell me if people posted while I was typing. Must've had the page open for a bit before I went and clicked post :p

Anywho, I claim the win FOR THE GOOD OF THE IMPERIUM
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: STD on July 19, 2013, 11:08:41 PM
You can't win if I've already won. Silly zombies.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: woflsipder on July 20, 2013, 12:13:45 AM
I am immune no matter what you say , No words can bring me down.

As Charlie Sheen would say - WINNING.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Otaku on July 20, 2013, 02:32:09 AM
Bluebirds in a cake make everything alright.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: FunsizeNinja123 on July 20, 2013, 04:22:58 AM
Dickbutt.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Inquisitor Dust on July 20, 2013, 06:32:23 AM
Hey, assbutt!
*steals the win whilst "assbutt" is distracted*
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bubbadoo14 on July 20, 2013, 06:35:03 AM
Give me the win and I will not sic Nick Cage on you!
(http://static1.fjcdn.com/thumbnails/comments/this+one+s+really+creepy+_605c7e8ecaec581a866831a0e10bfccf.gif)
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Inquisitor Dust on July 20, 2013, 06:40:52 AM
I.. But... Fine... Hah, I attached a string to it! The win is mine once more.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: STD on July 20, 2013, 06:42:25 AM
STD checks to see who is currently winning and sees that he is still in the lead.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Inquisitor Dust on July 20, 2013, 06:48:37 AM
But STD had spoken too soon, for the Inquisitor had somehow managed to secure the win again.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Otaku on July 20, 2013, 07:35:00 AM
But STD had spoken too soon, for the Inquisitor had somehow managed to secure the win again.
Hmm, I have no comment.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on July 20, 2013, 08:47:23 AM
I ate the win. Further arguments will now involve gaining possession of me.

/rolls around the room having learned he's the fourth top poster on this forum. Dear god.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: gtaguy on July 20, 2013, 09:09:53 AM
Hello.

Quote from: Gtaguy's Non-Sexual in any way story.
She shuddered with glee, finally rid of her man. He fought with himself, slowly poisoning her beauty with his garage. All of her animals suffered his abuse, dying so that he could feel better. But he was finally gone, the plague of man abolished from the face of the earth. We did not tame nature, we raped it. Molested it and molded it how we pleased. In the end the earth was happy at our loss to the undead forces.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on July 20, 2013, 09:59:49 AM
Oh, hi over there.

Hey, do you have a wrench I can borrow for a sec?   One of the tires on my death-mobile has come loose.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: woflsipder on July 20, 2013, 11:05:18 AM
Hey what do i have in my pocket? It's the WIN!!!
*cracks up the win like a coconut and drinks up the delicious mutagen*
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: STD on July 20, 2013, 07:48:20 PM
Along came a spider,
Rough rider,
Scoping the hood for that sweet bug cider.
But don't be hatin' for he's not some creepy crawler,
Just a court baller,
A street brawler,
A four-eyed pimp with an eight-legged limp,
Hollah!

My mad rhythms ensures that I win. And there is also the infection.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Gatora on July 20, 2013, 09:42:59 PM
royal jelly. fuck your infection
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on July 20, 2013, 09:51:36 PM
STD you are still officially voiced by Bane in my head. Enjoy sounding like Deckard Cain in a gas mask.

*uses his mutant antlers to headbutt the win-coconut from woflsipder*

BIFF!
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: STD on July 20, 2013, 09:57:50 PM
(http://www.boomtron.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/Tom-Hardy-as-Bane-in-The-Dark-Knight-Rises.jpg)


See. I win.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: KA101 on July 20, 2013, 09:59:37 PM
STD you are still officially voiced by Bane in my head. Enjoy sounding like Deckard Cain in a gas mask.

*uses his mutant antlers to headbutt the win-coconut from woflsipder*

BIFF!

Got a long way to go, Pthalocy, though competing here probably does your post count a world of good.  <chucks the win up and over his shoulder as he leaves> Someone else can have this.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: woflsipder on July 20, 2013, 10:02:57 PM
If someone can headbutt me with mutant antlers and steal my win then i don't deserve the win.
If i don't deserve the win then nobody does!

*Grabs the win , takes it to the volcano where it was created and jumps happily into the lava with the win*
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Gatora on July 20, 2013, 10:14:03 PM
i was in the lava to catch the win and i was in a lava proof suit so i did not burn to death. and the win was cept safe from the lava.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: woflsipder on July 20, 2013, 10:17:34 PM
It's not your regular every day lava , it's magical evil magma from which the first win ever was molded.
That kind of lava requires military grade lava-proof suits , not your flimsy civilian suit.

The win is gone , gone forever.
And all it did was making people invisible crack addicts so you should be thankful for my heroic sacrifice to rid the world of the most powerful cocaine substance.
+1 Jesus point for me.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Gatora on July 20, 2013, 10:23:46 PM
i AM wearing a military grade lava suit. don't ask how i got it. AND the win is still safe. also i it to THE REAL WORLD and it turns out it was a flat screan TV.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: woflsipder on July 20, 2013, 10:33:36 PM
Well flat screen TV would have definitely dissolved in the lava...
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Gatora on July 20, 2013, 10:46:06 PM
it was in lava/heat resestant packaging. and the heat resestant messure is to 1,000,000,000,000 so yeah.. it's safe
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: woflsipder on July 20, 2013, 11:53:34 PM
Well , you win.
All i can do is give you 1000 points for imagination.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Gatora on July 20, 2013, 11:58:15 PM
thank you and for giving me those points i will share with you the win (and by share i mean we take turns using the TV).
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: woflsipder on July 21, 2013, 12:12:24 AM
Sorry , but flat screen TV's are too mainstream.

I will stick with my old radio.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Gatora on July 21, 2013, 12:38:05 AM
okay then... would you like me to transform the TV (because the win can do that) into a old radio when you use it?
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: woflsipder on July 21, 2013, 12:47:10 AM
Just give me train controls so i could go and derail some other threads.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mr. Epic Cheese Man on July 21, 2013, 02:18:46 AM
Moo
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Gatora on July 21, 2013, 03:08:09 AM
sure wolfspider. you can do that if you really want to.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: gtaguy on July 21, 2013, 04:14:09 AM
Fly me too the moon.
Let me play upon the stars.
Let me see what spring is like... On Jupiter and Mars.
Fly me too the moon.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Gatora on July 21, 2013, 04:51:44 AM
okay gtaguy if you wish.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on July 21, 2013, 06:56:37 AM
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/p480x480/1002094_588643174519321_1501915793_n.jpg)

THIS ISN'T WHAT I WANTED AT ALL TAKE ME BACK TAKE ME BACK TAKE ME BACK I'M SORRY
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Gatora on July 21, 2013, 07:33:08 AM
okay!
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on July 21, 2013, 07:34:30 AM
Oh god if the Win was downloaded into a potato I may have eaten it. Again. Erm. ....sorry. But really, thank you for getting back to Earth again.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Otaku on July 21, 2013, 07:35:14 AM
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/p480x480/1002094_588643174519321_1501915793_n.jpg)

THIS ISN'T WHAT I WANTED AT ALL TAKE ME BACK TAKE ME BACK TAKE ME BACK I'M SORRY

Flight (unlimited) vs. Invisibility (unlimited)?

Which one are you?
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Gatora on July 21, 2013, 07:42:03 AM
the win couldent have been downloaded into a potato because i turned it into a flat screen TV and i can change it into anything i want
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Inquisitor Dust on July 21, 2013, 07:42:32 AM
Urm... Flight? Because flying is kewl and useful... But invisibility is also cool and useful...  Invisibility

HEY GUIZ GUESS WAT
I got teh win/flatscreen/Pthalocy/tea/radio/train controls/whatever the hell it is we're fighting over now.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Gatora on July 21, 2013, 07:45:30 AM
but i have the win and the only way your gunna get it is by getting to my secret base that could be on ANY planet.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Otaku on July 21, 2013, 07:58:17 AM
but i have the win and the only way your gunna get it is by getting to my secret base that could be on ANY planet.
Try Jupiter, then try Europa. Most likely places in this solar system, after that try Kepler 15826, which is currently orbiting MSS 14A2, a solar system about 71-73 light years away.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Gatora on July 21, 2013, 08:12:14 AM
wrong wrong and wrong :) i am 1'000'000'000'000'000'000'000'000'000'000'000'000'000'000'000'000'000'000'000'000'000'000'000'000'000'000'000'000'000'000'000'000
light years away from earth. soo yeah... try and find me.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: woflsipder on July 21, 2013, 11:34:37 AM
Oh hey it turns out i have had hook hands my whole life.
How convenient for me because i throw my hook hands and retrieve the win.

I put the win in my underwear. Come and get it.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on July 21, 2013, 01:29:06 PM
Error - item_not_found=win
Reboot:Y/N
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Gatora on July 21, 2013, 02:10:48 PM
wolfspider that is the fake win. it does nothing. and i still have the real one and you couldent have got the real win because it is in an indestruckdable case that only I know the code. and it can't be hacked and it is 1'000 characters long so you you will never get in the case.
and also it can't be teleported out and/or phase through the case to grab the win. and if you guess wrong on the code pad... you die instantly. don't ask how it just does.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: woflsipder on July 21, 2013, 02:23:13 PM
How convenient that i have also crowbar hands.
I crack the case open and snort up all of the  win.
Don't ask how , i just did it.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on July 21, 2013, 02:25:25 PM
wolfspider that is the fake win. it does nothing. and i still have the real one and you couldent have got the real win because it is in an indestruckdable case that only I know the code. and it can't be hacked and it is 1'000 characters long so you you will never get in the case.
and also it can't be teleported out and/or phase through the case to grab the win. and if you guess wrong on the code pad... you die instantly. don't ask how it just does.
What.
What have you DONE?
YOU HAVE SPAT IN THE FACE OF GRAMMAR!
DO YOU SEE YOUR MISTAKES?
CAN YOU SEE WHAT YOU HAVE DONE TO THIS WORLD?
YOU HAVE MISSED THE CAPITAL LETTERS.
YOU HAVE SPELT INDESTRUCTIBLE WRONG.
You have...   Broken.    The internet.
To escape being locked in the jail of grammatical justice, you must pay me the fine of...
One.   Win.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Gatora on July 21, 2013, 02:39:35 PM
i just woke up sorry.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on July 21, 2013, 02:42:59 PM
*Eye twitch*
And again.
Start of a sentence, and you are talking in the first person, so i is capitalized.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Gatora on July 21, 2013, 02:49:10 PM
I don't really care but im doing it here to make you happy. And yes you can have the win. But you need to get it from wolfspider.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on July 21, 2013, 02:51:11 PM
Grammar nazi mode turn...

I don't really care but im doing it here
*Tackles Gatora to the ground, punching them in the face.*
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Otaku on July 21, 2013, 02:57:12 PM
Here is a great chain of logic that I have been thinking about posting all day.

Losing is fun.
Last man posting wins.
Therefore to have fun don't be the last man posting.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Gatora on July 21, 2013, 02:59:02 PM
I forgot to put ' there on i'm. That's my bad Mrnocamera.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on July 21, 2013, 03:02:05 PM
Also it's I'm.
Talking 'bout yourself.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Gatora on July 21, 2013, 03:05:29 PM
Wait a sec... mrnocamra you said something wrong. When you said *Tackles Gatora to the ground, punching them in the face.* you said punching THEM not me but multiple people instead.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: woflsipder on July 21, 2013, 03:12:44 PM
Dudes , the win is not about winning , it's about giving.
The only winner here can be Gatora because he has just won something way better than win , he has won grammar and that is the highest point of win possible.
This thread was created with the intention that the win is actually grammar.
I salute you at your success and i am proud about all of you.
*a tear pours down my cheek*

Although our lives will never be the same , this thread has completed it's intention.
And let's not forget mrnocamera because he stood up and fought against the urge to win in the name of gifting someone else grammar and changing their lives to the better side.

It's been a honor to be here.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Gatora on July 21, 2013, 03:18:16 PM
Thank you. But i don't want the win anymore. So here i will throw it in the air so someone can catch it.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on July 21, 2013, 03:51:20 PM
*Leaps up and grabs the win*

*rolls himself up in it like a blanket*

Cozy Sunday morning.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Gatora on July 21, 2013, 04:18:41 PM
And now you have to eat the win because that's a thing with you :P.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: AerialK7 on July 21, 2013, 04:20:36 PM
k.

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/1016898_195915370575616_509831219_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Gatora on July 21, 2013, 04:22:51 PM
What's the picture for?
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: woflsipder on July 21, 2013, 04:25:11 PM
k.

(click to show/hide)

WTF HE HAS HIS PENIS OUT IN THE PICTURE DOWN ON LEFT SIDE.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Gatora on July 21, 2013, 04:28:17 PM
I think it is RUN. RUN THE HELL AWAY!!
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Otaku on July 21, 2013, 05:09:10 PM
It is the character's way of proposing that they do it. Hehe. Forgot what the artist name was, he is Spanish right?
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Gatora on July 21, 2013, 05:33:05 PM
I DON"T KNOW.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on July 21, 2013, 05:36:23 PM
Oh, hey everyone....    WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT AND WHY DOES IT HAVE IT'S PENIS SHOWING?

MY EYES.   THEY BURN.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Gatora on July 21, 2013, 06:51:57 PM
HURRY! USE THIS SPOON TO RIP OUT YOUR EYES!
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: gtaguy on July 22, 2013, 12:30:58 AM
I curse the win so whoever holds it has explosive diarrhea, enjoy that. Also the curse is unremoveable.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: woflsipder on July 22, 2013, 12:40:43 AM
I steal the win and fuckin eat dat Shit.

my slow metabolism will make sure it's gonna take a while for the purge to kick in.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Gatora on July 22, 2013, 12:48:12 AM
Peanut butter IN YO FACE!
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: STD on July 22, 2013, 01:58:47 AM
Infection. Not erection. Nor correction. But inception. I win.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on July 22, 2013, 07:49:11 AM
*insert incredibly prophetic shit here.*
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Gatora on July 22, 2013, 09:27:52 AM
I am awake at 4 in the morning. So yeah...
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on July 22, 2013, 09:28:50 AM
Bane's VA was in Inception to GET OUT STD YOU ARE ENTIRELY TOO META FOR THIS THREAD.

Please don't send me horrible stomach problems I had enough of that what with losing two managers and a new workload at my day job
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on July 22, 2013, 09:29:31 AM
Doublepost stealing the win from myself because 4am is that magical.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on July 22, 2013, 09:30:44 AM
I can't be bothered getting dressed today.
Underpants and closed curtains again today.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Rivet on July 22, 2013, 09:37:25 AM
All the restaurants in my town are closed at this hour.

Looks like it's toothpaste sandwich time again.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on July 22, 2013, 09:38:29 AM
Wait, Brunch is breakfast and lunch, right?

Cornflake sandwich.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on July 22, 2013, 09:43:18 AM
I live within a five minute bike ride of a 24 hour bagel shop.

They make latkes, and every fucking bagel you can think of, lox and creamcheese on said bagels. AND FALAFELS. And a whole ton of other goodies. Om nom nom nom nomgoddamnit I ate the win again i wanted to stop doing that
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on July 22, 2013, 09:49:12 AM
Just saw your avatar picture thing.
Hello otacon!
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: STD on July 22, 2013, 09:54:08 AM
I have insomnia, so I am almost never asleep. That means I am in the lead. On a darker note, it seems I have infected myself. With some kind of cold. That or someone slept with me when I wasn't paying attention and now I'm carrying love zombies in my belly.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bubbadoo14 on July 22, 2013, 10:06:20 AM
I have never had lox before. I am in love with frozen burritos, however, and the perfect amount of time for them to cook (at least on MY microwave) is one minute & 2 seconds.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bubbadoo14 on July 22, 2013, 10:11:20 AM
Oh hai thar STD. You ninja you! I think I might be an insomniac, but then again I think it's because computers are like coffee (or preferably tea). Oh and I stole woflsipder so until he posts something or someone takes him from me I have him and his ingesting win. Since I am not holding the win, the curse does not affect me.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Rivet on July 22, 2013, 10:37:16 AM
Oh my god I'd just about kill to get a good Jewish deli around here.

Also, lox and cream cheese on a bagel is even better with some other good flavors in there like dill, black pepper, or lemon.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Gatora on July 22, 2013, 11:22:43 AM
The only type a bagel i have ever eaten was a cream cheese one.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Otaku on July 22, 2013, 11:32:15 AM
I can't be bothered getting dressed today.
Underpants and closed curtains again today.
Why the closed curtains?
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on July 22, 2013, 11:38:24 AM
I can't be bothered getting dressed today.
Underpants and closed curtains again today.
Why the closed curtains?
...That is for me to know and for you to guess at.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on July 22, 2013, 06:53:55 PM
Uuuuuuuuuuuugh Jewish Deliiiii come here I treat you. They do little mini-pizzas on bagels for the less adventurous too. And a weird assortment of other stuff in their fridges I'd have to go back and actually look.

Don't actually know if it's owned by a Jewish person or someone from Poland or... what, but ugh I love the food.

 /becomes fat otacon

I don't even care about winning anymore
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: FunsizeNinja123 on July 22, 2013, 06:56:49 PM
:l
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on July 22, 2013, 07:04:10 PM
C:
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on July 22, 2013, 07:06:09 PM
[:D   ]:D    {:D   }:D    :X   >:D    <:D


The emoticons are invading.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on July 22, 2013, 07:30:43 PM
I am now Emotacon

(ʃǑƱǑ)ʃ

ʅ(ǑƱǑʅ)

(with snaaaakey arms)
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on July 22, 2013, 07:34:25 PM
"Otacon, what are you doing?"

"Oh yeah, oh yeah, I'm dancin', I'm dancin'."

"Otacon, are you watching one of your anibays again?"
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on July 22, 2013, 07:36:38 PM
This is the point where I confess I haven't actually played any of the Metal Gear games.

My little bro is the one to ask about anime, haha. Otacon has me remebering I haven't seen Pacific Rim yet.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on July 22, 2013, 07:38:43 PM
If you don't know why I'm talking about Otacon and animes, I'm pretty sure when you meet him in metal gear solid (1), he says "This is just like one of my Japanese animes!"
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on July 22, 2013, 07:44:32 PM
I devoured his wikipedia article in between trying to win this thread. He asks if snake is an Otaku too hahaha.

God I actually remember that part while hanging out at a friend's place, he probably still has the games...

Maybe I should offer to buy them off him since he's moving out soon.







Who am I kidding he'd rather kick me in the nads than sell off his nostalgia systems. I don't blame him one bit either I'd do the same.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Gatora on July 22, 2013, 08:01:39 PM
Canada is where i live. just to let people know
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: STD on July 22, 2013, 10:41:06 PM
(http://www.doughammack.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/i-win.jpg)
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Gatora on July 22, 2013, 10:47:34 PM
nope.AVI
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on July 22, 2013, 10:48:49 PM
Excuse me good sir, you appear to have my win, could I please have it back?
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Gatora on July 22, 2013, 10:51:39 PM
okay sure. oh wait i own it now.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: woflsipder on July 22, 2013, 10:53:44 PM
There can be only one winner in this thread , and i am not going to share my win.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Gatora on July 22, 2013, 10:54:59 PM
hey when i had it i was sharing it with you so you should at least share it with me :(
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: STD on July 22, 2013, 10:58:01 PM
Check it out, I found some old art a friend of mine did when he turned me into a game character for an adventure game he was making:

(http://www.blacktreeuk.net/visitors/grav.jpg)

Think I'll use it as my avatar. Didn't know where else to post this. Haha.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: woflsipder on July 22, 2013, 11:01:09 PM
I wanted the win in it's powder pure form , not your useless tv.
And i didn't come here to make friends so give me the win and i will kill you painlessly.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Gatora on July 22, 2013, 11:04:59 PM
how about i take the win in it's pure form and teleport you in outer space mkay? bye bye.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: woflsipder on July 22, 2013, 11:09:44 PM
Why can't we be friends? Why can't we be friends? Why can't we be friends?

I don't want to live in outer space without Gatora.
Now please give me my PRECHIAUSSSS AND LEVE US ALONE.

Ohhhhh my prechiaus win.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Gatora on July 22, 2013, 11:12:10 PM
okay wolfspider come back here and... just take the win i'm tired of having it.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Gatora on July 22, 2013, 11:24:20 PM
um... Hello? Is any one there? HELLLOOOOOOO?!
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: FunsizeNinja123 on July 23, 2013, 01:56:34 AM
A Challenger appears! He wants to fight!
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Otaku on July 23, 2013, 03:54:56 AM
I devoured his wikipedia article in between trying to win this thread. He asks if snake is an Otaku too hahaha.
God I actually remember that part while hanging out at a friend's place, he probably still has the games...
Maybe I should offer to buy them off him since he's moving out soon.
Who am I kidding he'd rather kick me in the nads than sell off his nostalgia systems. I don't blame him one bit either I'd do the same.

Just ask to borrow them, for the time that he will be there, +1 week, he will /never/ know..... (evil chuckle)
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on July 23, 2013, 05:58:32 AM
He will know. He actually bent his OCD diagnosis into a means of keeping track of shitloads more information than most people instead of being intrusive to doing regular things. He always knows.

He's also the DM for our D&D campaign and I find exp penalties an effective deterrent.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: AerialK7 on July 23, 2013, 06:04:23 AM
DM

Dick Master

I WANT TO PLAY A GAME OF D&D GODDAMNIT
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on July 23, 2013, 06:05:55 AM
dance master.

Observe (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFqtye2_3E4)
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Otaku on July 23, 2013, 06:25:43 AM
dance master.

Observe (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFqtye2_3E4)
Duel Monster?
(Yes, I have watched too much YGOTAS recently, nice old references)
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: AerialK7 on July 23, 2013, 06:28:09 AM
(Yes, I have watched too much YGOTAS recently, nice old references)

Yu-gi-oh? WHATS THE TAS. I ONLY WATCHED THE ORIGINAL SERIES XD
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Otaku on July 23, 2013, 06:55:37 AM
(Yes, I have watched too much YGOTAS recently, nice old references)

Yu-gi-oh? WHATS THE TAS. I ONLY WATCHED THE ORIGINAL SERIES XD
Yu Gi Oh, The Abridged Series
Made by Little Kuriboh
Hyperlinked (http://yugiohabridged.com/)

Also, the XD makes me wonder if that was sarcasm. Hmm.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on July 23, 2013, 06:57:48 AM
/ butt dances anyway

maybe I will draw a dancing me later if i ever finish this fucking comic
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: AerialK7 on July 23, 2013, 07:03:04 AM
(Yes, I have watched too much YGOTAS recently, nice old references)

Yu-gi-oh? WHATS THE TAS. I ONLY WATCHED THE ORIGINAL SERIES XD
Yu Gi Oh, The Abridged Series
Made by Little Kuriboh
Hyperlinked (http://yugiohabridged.com/)

Also, the XD makes me wonder if that was sarcasm. Hmm.

Havent watched the abridged in ages, ill watch it when my internet resets (on the 9th;-;)
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bubbadoo14 on July 23, 2013, 08:18:40 AM
maybe I will draw a dancing me later if i ever finish this fucking comic

What comic? Homestuck? That thing is the size of the whole Harry Potter book series, it takes a few months to get to the end. (it's still being produced too)

http://readmspa.org/stats/#size
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: woflsipder on July 23, 2013, 11:24:16 AM
Well i am now permanently banned from bay12 forums for being a troll.
Well , yeah i might have gone a bit too far against the kitchen bots.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: AerialK7 on July 23, 2013, 11:27:41 AM
Well i am now permanently banned from bay12 forums for being a troll.
Well , yeah i might have gone a bit too far against the kitchen bots.

Feed us quotes
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: woflsipder on July 23, 2013, 11:32:55 AM
Now there is no way i can download liberal crime squad or lazy newb pack :(
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: AerialK7 on July 23, 2013, 11:37:04 AM
Now there is no way i can download liberal crime squad or lazy newb pack :(

Well theres a LCS download on the wiki page: http://lcs.wikidot.com/start

and theres the mediafire DL link for LNP: http://www.mediafire.com/?g2wx07cec5arh
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Gatora on July 23, 2013, 01:22:41 PM
i was not going to think liberal crime squad was ever gunna be on this thread. but then again there was the one video that Pthalocy posted... and if you are wondering yes i have played and watched it. well sort of played it i could not choice what to do because i was clue less on what to pick was a good idea. so i just closed it out.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Otaku on July 23, 2013, 01:30:52 PM
LCS, hmm. That's something DDA needs, more liberalism.
Title: Re: Last Liberal Man Posting
Post by: AerialK7 on July 23, 2013, 01:36:24 PM
And now, as you can see by the subject this is; The Last Liberal Man Posting

All heil LIBERALISM
and embrace it you motherfuckers lovely people
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Otaku on July 23, 2013, 01:56:10 PM
I think the best Liberal we have on this forum is KA101, IIRC he made some maps for the LCS game.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: woflsipder on July 23, 2013, 10:37:02 PM
Hurray for carapy ass old phones!
I managed to log out of my banned account on bay12 and now i can browse it.
The thing is im not sure if i should fight back or try to reclaim my old account because i had a pretty bad reputation with it.

I still think permanently banning my account for a bad joke is not a thing that should be done , at least a warning , deleting my post and banning me for few days or month would make me shut up and never talk without permission again , but permanent ban just broke my heart.
can't trust nobody no more.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: AerialK7 on July 24, 2013, 12:36:32 AM
Hurray for carapy ass old phones!
I managed to log out of my banned account on bay12 and now i can browse it.
The thing is im not sure if i should fight back or try to reclaim my old account because i had a pretty bad reputation with it.

I still think permanently banning my account for a bad joke is not a thing that should be done , at least a warning , deleting my post and banning me for few days or month would make me shut up and never talk without permission again , but permanent ban just broke my heart.
can't trust nobody no more.

Yhu can trust me<3
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: woflsipder on July 24, 2013, 12:44:52 AM
Now lets have a huge hug and forget that i have written something bad and move along /ban doesn't make sense , my post is still there and there is no other reason for me to get permanently banned (at least there is nothing said why was i banned , just troll)/
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: AerialK7 on July 24, 2013, 12:48:00 AM
wolfsipder..This is for you (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTSA_sWGM44)
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Gatora on July 24, 2013, 02:16:55 AM
AerialK7 why did you change your picture to yoshi on a shirt.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: AerialK7 on July 24, 2013, 02:41:05 AM
AerialK7 why did you change your picture to yoshi on a shirt.

Because that is my goddamn yoshi on a shirt.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: FunsizeNinja123 on July 24, 2013, 02:59:59 AM
If I was a better Asian I could read that. But I'm pretty sure it just says 'Yoshi'.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: AerialK7 on July 24, 2013, 03:08:08 AM
If I was a better Asian I could read that. But I'm pretty sure it just says 'Yoshi'.

yeah, it does. Well, the actual spelling is yosshii (EXTENDED SOUNDS YAY) but, yeah, yoshi
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: AerialK7 on July 24, 2013, 03:21:11 PM
ermahgerd, I think I won. Take that society



                            /\    /\    /\*
                           /o \ /o\  /o \
                          /     -  o -      \
                         |__________| <-THE KINGS CROWN

Sparkling and full of jewls, ermahgerd. Im so lucky
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on July 24, 2013, 03:33:16 PM
Here, have a hamburger with no bun.

O
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: AerialK7 on July 24, 2013, 11:34:13 PM
Here, have a hamburger with no bun.

O

;-;
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: FunsizeNinja123 on July 25, 2013, 12:44:41 AM
*Summons a bun and gives it to Aerial*
Here, but you should know its stale.  MUHAUAUAHAYAHHAUAHAYAUAUAAHUAHUAH
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: AerialK7 on July 25, 2013, 12:54:11 AM
            ͡   *pew*
             |     --------------
            --                               
             |    --------------
            ͡   *pew

Aerial swoops in with his rocket ship and steals the stale burger!
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on July 25, 2013, 01:57:29 AM
maybe I will draw a dancing me later if i ever finish this fucking comic

What comic? Homestuck? That thing is the size of the whole Harry Potter book series, it takes a few months to get to the end. (it's still being produced too)

http://readmspa.org/stats/#size

Haha, naww. I read up until like a chapter before all the second generation kids got involved, over March break. I think kept going for a month or two after that, I got to the point where there was an excess of dreamworld sequences interspersed with that little green dude putting his sister to sleep for the rest of wheneverthehell. Gave up after that. Too much like popcorn - fun sometimes, but after too much you're just bloated and kind of wishing for something with some nutritional content.


I was referring to the two-page silly comic I'm still putting together for the Kickstarter art reward tier. (The poster the other guy's doing is gonna be the real gem of that prize, lemme tell you. But it will be a nice bonus.)

Also I am winning now
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Aggrons_shell on July 25, 2013, 07:02:18 AM
Quote
Also I am winning now

Orly?
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: AerialK7 on July 25, 2013, 07:25:32 AM
Quote
Also I am winning now

Orly?

Orly?
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on July 25, 2013, 07:26:48 AM
Notrlly
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: AerialK7 on July 25, 2013, 07:42:28 AM
pthlcy pls
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on July 25, 2013, 08:20:44 AM
Time for a elaborate plan to steal the win!

Oh wait, it...   just...  fell out of the sky?    Fine.   I'll take it.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Otaku on July 25, 2013, 09:39:28 AM
ahk, teh invahsun of ungood spealin. ahhh
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on July 25, 2013, 09:50:01 AM
I do say, my good sir, yo@ s33a t0 ph. ajs.   ['\\'j'  [//]

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ERROR @Z@: SYST@M FEILUAR
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: AerialK7 on July 25, 2013, 01:05:18 PM
I feel like my backs gonna break
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: FunsizeNinja123 on July 25, 2013, 01:14:06 PM
:|
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bubbadoo14 on July 25, 2013, 01:53:33 PM
and they said the Grammar Natzis could be heard storming in miles away...
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on July 26, 2013, 06:54:24 AM
*Nazi

't' implied, German pronunciation rules.







How do you like them Äpfel? Hurr. I ought to be shot.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: gtaguy on July 26, 2013, 07:17:07 AM
Fukc skool, nobudy Ned no educatin.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on July 26, 2013, 07:25:47 AM
WE DON'T NEED NO THOUGHT CONTROL~
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: gtaguy on July 26, 2013, 07:39:53 AM
Quote

I wanna be the very best
Like no one ever was
To catch them is my real test
To train them is my cause

I will travel across the land
Searching far and wide
Each Pokemon to understand
The power that's inside

Pokemon, its you and me
I know it?s my destiny
Pokemon, oh, you're my best friend
In a world we must defend
Pokemon, a heart so true
Our courage will pull us through

You teach me and I'll teach you
Pokemon, gotta catch 'em all

Every challenge along the way
With courage I will face
I will battle every day
To claim my rightful place

Come with me, the time is right
There's no better team
Arm in arm we'll win the fight
It's always been our dream

Gtaguy used text bomb!
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Otaku on July 26, 2013, 08:28:02 AM
Quote

I wanna be the very best
Like no one ever was
To catch them is my real test
To train them is my cause

I will travel across the land
Searching far and wide
Each Pokemon to understand
The power that's inside

Pokemon, its you and me
I know it?s my destiny
Pokemon, oh, you're my best friend
In a world we must defend
Pokemon, a heart so true
Our courage will pull us through

You teach me and I'll teach you
Pokemon, gotta catch 'em all

Every challenge along the way
With courage I will face
I will battle every day
To claim my rightful place

Come with me, the time is right
There's no better team
Arm in arm we'll win the fight
It's always been our dream

Gtaguy used text bomb!

The music was playing in my head.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: AerialK7 on July 26, 2013, 08:29:16 AM
I cant remember the original pokemon song;-; I was like 3 when I was watching it. But I had fond memories of it, and yes, my favorite character was misty and it pissed me off when she left xD
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on July 26, 2013, 08:30:43 AM
Hey, hey you.  Watch all of this.   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqT0iFZifgw (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqT0iFZifgw)
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: AerialK7 on July 26, 2013, 08:34:15 AM
Hey, hey you.  Watch all of this.   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqT0iFZifgw (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqT0iFZifgw)

Sorry, ive ran out of bandwidth. I would if I could</3
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on July 26, 2013, 08:52:29 AM
Here, have a non-Japanese song. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kkG4MZeJC9k (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kkG4MZeJC9k)  That is also 10 hours long.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: AerialK7 on July 26, 2013, 09:00:30 AM
Here, have a non-Japanese song. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kkG4MZeJC9k (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kkG4MZeJC9k)  That is also 10 hours long.

id prefer the Japanese one;-; pls
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on July 27, 2013, 04:18:07 AM
I'm winning. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8mBfwZ_zJ0)
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on July 27, 2013, 04:21:10 AM
Hey Aerial.   Remember your thread where I gave you hyperlinks to stuff?

akk.li. (http://akk.li.)
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on July 27, 2013, 04:24:20 AM
This just in: confirmed I don't have epilepsy.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on July 27, 2013, 04:25:50 AM
THE COLOURS.   THEY ARE BURNT INTO MY RETINAS.   THIS CANNOT BE GOOD FOR MY EYESIGHT.


EDIT: No really, I can still see the colours.  I am worried about the health of my eyes.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: FunsizeNinja123 on July 27, 2013, 04:42:52 AM
DANG IT I WAS WATCHING THIS AT THREE IN THE MORNING WITH EVERYONE SLEEPING
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on July 27, 2013, 04:50:38 AM
Is it bad to say I got kicked out of every library I went in by playing that full blast then running away?
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Otaku on July 30, 2013, 01:47:05 PM
Is it bad to say I got kicked out of every library I went in by playing that full blast then running away?
My people, 3 days of no posting, what have you people turned into?
WE CANT LET MRNOCAMERA WIN! If we do that we will never know what will happen to the world.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on July 30, 2013, 01:52:58 PM
Is it bad to say I got kicked out of every library I went in by playing that full blast then running away?
My people, 3 days of no posting, what have you people turned into?
WE CANT LET MRNOCAMERA WIN! If we do that we will never know what will happen to the world.
Well that's easy to guess.   *Goes into Ben Croshaw style of voice.* Dogs will start doing backflips, EA will make good games, Pigs will fly, Half-life 3 will come out and Valve will thus learn how to count to numbers above 3.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: FunsizeNinja123 on July 30, 2013, 03:30:35 PM
Two 3's. 3 plus 3 is 6, 6 divided by 2 is 3.
OPEN YOUR EYES PEOPLE
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: woflsipder on July 30, 2013, 04:38:53 PM
My cat just learned what fire means.

I was just casually burning tires and plastic stuff in my backyard when the cat sniffed dat good stuff.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on July 30, 2013, 05:08:53 PM
Usually it's a bad idea to burn tires. I hope your lawn's at least non-flammable.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on July 30, 2013, 05:10:59 PM
I live next to a pub.    Zombie apocalypse, come here, I shall Molotov you into Scandinavia.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on July 30, 2013, 05:34:02 PM
I live five minutes from a street covered in pubs, food stores, a bike shop, a smoke shop, a pharmacy, an auto repair shop, and home hardware.

I'm still probably screwed because of my proximity to campus (haha student zombies like that's any different than usual) but if I can so much as get in one bike run without being bit, I'm set for fuckin' life.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bubbadoo14 on July 30, 2013, 08:12:42 PM
Is it bad to say I got kicked out of every library I went in by playing that full blast then running away?
My people, 3 days of no posting, what have you people turned into?
WE CANT LET MRNOCAMERA WIN! If we do that we will never know what will happen to the world.
Well that's easy to guess.   *Goes into Ben Croshaw style of voice.* Dogs will start doing backflips, EA will make good games, Pigs will fly, Half-life 3 will come out and Valve will thus learn how to count to numbers above 3.
Haha! Actually Left 4 Dead 3 is coming out soon! The new source engine, L4D3, and Half-Life 3 has been leaked. There is also a counter for when Left 4 Dead 3 is coming out (http://l4d3.ru/)! Yay!
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on July 30, 2013, 08:19:10 PM
Is it bad to say I got kicked out of every library I went in by playing that full blast then running away?
My people, 3 days of no posting, what have you people turned into?
WE CANT LET MRNOCAMERA WIN! If we do that we will never know what will happen to the world.
Well that's easy to guess.   *Goes into Ben Croshaw style of voice.* Dogs will start doing backflips, EA will make good games, Pigs will fly, Half-life 3 will come out and Valve will thus learn how to count to numbers above 3.
Haha! Actually Left 4 Dead 3 is coming out soon! The new source engine, L4D3, and Half-Life 3 has been leaked. There is also a counter for when Left 4 Dead 3 is coming out (http://l4d3.ru/)! Yay!
*Slips out of Ben Croshaw style of voice.* Wait, wha- *Slips back into Ben Croshaw style of voice again* Well I guess that means I have won, as I found a video of dogs doing backflips on youtube and I saw a pig jump out of a carrier plane.   Also EA made one good game in the past, but I forgot the name.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bubbadoo14 on July 30, 2013, 10:21:55 PM
Is it bad to say I got kicked out of every library I went in by playing that full blast then running away?
My people, 3 days of no posting, what have you people turned into?
WE CANT LET MRNOCAMERA WIN! If we do that we will never know what will happen to the world.
Well that's easy to guess.   *Goes into Ben Croshaw style of voice.* Dogs will start doing backflips, EA will make good games, Pigs will fly, Half-life 3 will come out and Valve will thus learn how to count to numbers above 3.
Haha! Actually Left 4 Dead 3 is coming out soon! The new source engine, L4D3, and Half-Life 3 has been leaked. There is also a counter for when Left 4 Dead 3 is coming out (http://l4d3.ru/)! Yay!
*Slips out of Ben Croshaw style of voice.* Wait, wha- *Slips back into Ben Croshaw style of voice again* Well I guess that means I have won, as I found a video of dogs doing backflips on youtube and I saw a pig jump out of a carrier plane.   Also EA made one good game in the past, but I forgot the name.
Anyone want to play Yahtzee? :P
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on July 31, 2013, 02:58:48 AM
/Scribbles furiously all over the win
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: FunsizeNinja123 on July 31, 2013, 04:22:30 AM
/Poops on Pths scribbles
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bubbadoo14 on July 31, 2013, 05:54:29 AM
Karl farted massively, spraying a fountain of pungent shit into the bunker, filling it slowly but inexorably with the slow-oozing sludge that burst copiously from his gaping anal cavity.

It wasn't long before the shelter was full of the brown-green fluids that gushed, rumbling from his intestines, and the ground exploded in a volcano of stink, erupting his butt-butter in a geyser of titanic proportion. But his ass-river was not yet calmed. Karl groaned, pausing for a second to pull his trousers down, before another ocean of reeking excrement ripped through his bare cheeks in a brown tsunami.

ಠ_ಠ

This didn't take long to...

sunglasses

...go to shit.

YEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

I guess you could say Karl...

sunglasses

...did  a massive shit.

YEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Aninimouse will come back...

sunglasses

...and think.

SHHIIIIITTTT

Brought this back enjoy new people, this is a classic!
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: FunsizeNinja123 on July 31, 2013, 06:25:07 AM
WHYYYYYYYYYY
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Alkheemist on July 31, 2013, 07:44:53 AM
Yeah, this was in a RP thread that lost steam. Then benedict revived it with the most beautifully descriptive post ever, describing the worst possible thing.
Anyway it died like every other RP: The GM said they had to go do something else for a month or so, then was never seen again. Aninimouse is probably dead.

Also that quote doesn't do it justice. The shit was browner back on whalesdev.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: gtaguy on July 31, 2013, 07:52:13 AM
Lolohgodicantbreatheplzstoppostingfunnystuff.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Alkheemist on July 31, 2013, 08:02:16 AM
What was that? Post more hilarity from whalesdev? Why certainly! We even had an entire laughing thread, full of laughter.

For example, this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbYYJF0c4VA&t=2m50s). Gameplay vid of 98 Koshien. Kudos to FunctionZero.

And also, Everyone who's a dev will laugh at this one. (https://www.destroyallsoftware.com/talks/wat)
Everyone who knows what arrays and objects are and other basic coding jargon will also laugh.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on July 31, 2013, 10:12:44 AM
Here is a remix of the caramel dancin' song: Sup. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91An_qVREEA)
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on July 31, 2013, 06:32:21 PM
*Is still upset about people shitting on his art. AND THE WIN.

*decides to protest via sulking.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Otaku on August 01, 2013, 03:38:33 AM
*Is still upset about people shitting on his art. AND THE WIN.

*decides to protest via sulking.
You are quickly forgotten about in your dark and forgotten corner.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: KA101 on August 01, 2013, 04:20:38 AM
*Is still upset about people shitting on his art. AND THE WIN.

*decides to protest via sulking.
You are quickly forgotten about in your dark and forgotten corner.

So long as the Reference: That RPG Thread (http://smf.cataclysmdda.com/index.php?topic=2567.0) thread lasts, Edmund the Leaf-Antlered may be sulking.  He may be MIA.  But he shall never be forgotten!

/cleans off the win and tosses it in Pthalocy's direction
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bubbadoo14 on August 01, 2013, 07:21:47 AM
NOOOOOOOOO! Gif's don't work as a profile character! This makes me sad. :(
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bubbadoo14 on August 01, 2013, 07:38:50 AM
I am now a Cactuar, and I am putting the gif as my sig. :(
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Alkheemist on August 01, 2013, 08:23:57 AM
A double-poster!?‽¿¡ Blasphemy!?‽¿¡

Edit: Hmmm. Those interrobangs are kind of unclear.


There we go. Also,
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on August 01, 2013, 08:25:23 PM
*Is still upset about people shitting on his art. AND THE WIN.

*decides to protest via sulking.
You are quickly forgotten about in your dark and forgotten corner.

So long as the Reference: That RPG Thread (http://smf.cataclysmdda.com/index.php?topic=2567.0) thread lasts, Edmund the Leaf-Antlered may be sulking.  He may be MIA.  But he shall never be forgotten!

/cleans off the win and tosses it in Pthalocy's direction

YAAAAAY.

Trust me, he/I'm fine out there in the woods. Half related anyway. He had lotsa booze after all. And the inconspicuous trait coupled with light step. Ain't nobody gonna remember this shithead's around.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Gatora on August 01, 2013, 09:43:17 PM
HI GUYS I'M BACK!
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: FunsizeNinja123 on August 01, 2013, 10:24:17 PM
But... GlyphGlyph profile pic is a gif.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: KA101 on August 01, 2013, 10:32:41 PM
But... GlyphGlyph profile pic is a gif.

GlyphGryph is the site owner.  Somehow I think xe can set different rules for xyrself.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on August 02, 2013, 03:16:58 AM
Glyph confirmed for he!

Pth confirmed for win!
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on August 02, 2013, 03:22:24 AM
Huh?   Oh, that's mine.  *Takes win from Pthalocy.*
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Otaku on August 02, 2013, 03:39:02 AM
Actually what is cool about Glyph's avatar is that it is a variable.

Sometimes it is swiping the air, sometimes running, or simply just standing in the wind.

I am really jealeous.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on August 02, 2013, 03:50:15 AM
Is it really? I thought he just manually cycled them regularly. That's badass.

*clings to the win with his teeth
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on August 02, 2013, 03:55:13 AM
*Rips Pthalocy's teeth out, DF style.*
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on August 02, 2013, 04:00:31 AM
Welp, guess I'm getting dentures.

...screw that, I'm getting halloween werewolf teeth!
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Otaku on August 02, 2013, 04:19:52 AM
Is it really? I thought he just manually cycled them regularly. That's badass.
Unless he manually changes them every few minutes when he is not even online then yes. But probably he is not. Want to clarify Glyph?
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: gtaguy on August 02, 2013, 04:52:19 AM
GT got the thing that go bump in the night.
You want ghouls? I got fucking platoons!
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: FunsizeNinja123 on August 02, 2013, 05:13:44 AM
I would do a rap chain, but I'm a bad rapper.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on August 02, 2013, 08:43:47 AM
/Sits on people
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on August 02, 2013, 08:45:37 AM
/Sits on Pthalocy
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Otaku on August 02, 2013, 09:32:27 AM
Watches Who's Online.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on August 02, 2013, 09:39:43 AM
Hey, that's my job.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Otaku on August 02, 2013, 11:01:33 AM
Not anymore. :|
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on August 02, 2013, 11:10:59 AM
And who spent the last two hours staring at the Who's Online screen?   Me.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: woflsipder on August 02, 2013, 03:07:41 PM
Lolz i just diggd up a sewage pipe.
Got liquid shit all over my hands.
Welcome to my life.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: FunsizeNinja123 on August 02, 2013, 04:03:37 PM
*Throws woflsipder a towel*
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Otaku on August 02, 2013, 05:33:38 PM
Throws woflsipder a piece of delicious food. HA
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on August 02, 2013, 06:56:00 PM
/Sits on Pthalocy

But I was already sitting on people! How are we supposed to sit on one another at the same time?

/starts spinning in little circles WHILE SITTING due to gravitational rules getting bent
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: FunsizeNinja123 on August 02, 2013, 07:08:16 PM
Its not hard. But we might rupture the fabric of space-time.
/Sits on Mrnocamrea sitting on Pthalocy

Plus why did you make a video on your fish.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on August 03, 2013, 04:06:32 AM
Was the fish question directed at me? If yes: because some friends requested it. Also I felt like it. How'd you find that?
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: FunsizeNinja123 on August 04, 2013, 04:35:13 AM
It was just FEEIISSHH
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on August 04, 2013, 06:28:45 AM
That doesn't answer my question.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: FunsizeNinja123 on August 04, 2013, 07:04:23 AM
Yes yo everything.  But no sex.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on August 04, 2013, 08:32:06 AM
Bacon wraps in a  sausage endoskeleton.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bubbadoo14 on August 04, 2013, 01:12:40 PM
Can I haz link to video? I am curious now. I will trade the win for it! FOR NOW
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Otaku on August 05, 2013, 03:42:29 AM
Was the fish question directed at me? If yes: because some friends requested it. Also I felt like it. How'd you find that?
You probably linked your youtube account earlier for a video, and your stalker subscribed, then he found out about THE FISH.

But I still want to see it.
Waiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiting..................
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: FunsizeNinja123 on August 05, 2013, 03:59:32 AM
Hold all yo fones, I would link it but I'm in Orlando.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: gtaguy on August 05, 2013, 04:01:58 AM
This is a sugar roast, the ingredients are: sugar sugar sugar  sugar.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Otaku on August 05, 2013, 04:10:03 AM
This is a sugar roast, the ingredients are: sugar sugar sugar  sugar.
And a fire.
Season with fireworks to taste.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on August 05, 2013, 04:23:46 AM
Was the fish question directed at me? If yes: because some friends requested it. Also I felt like it. How'd you find that?
You probably linked your youtube account earlier for a video, and your stalker subscribed, then he found out about THE FISH.

But I still want to see it.
Waiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiting..................

Lol! I've linked videos from my viewer history! I have like, two vids on my youtube. oh well.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=SicBUnNU1Lo

There's the vid and holy shit I have no idea what is up with the camera mic or my voice. Both are shit. Team efforrrrrt.

/will take his win now
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bubbadoo14 on August 05, 2013, 04:41:33 AM
Yeah, Yeah, Dude sounds like a lady! :P
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Otaku on August 05, 2013, 04:51:09 AM
You have earned 1 win for the good performance of the fish.

How many fish are there in total, holder of this Awesometastic Aquarium?
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on August 05, 2013, 05:24:35 AM
Yeah, Yeah, Dude sounds like a lady! :P

Oldest joke in the fuckin book hurr. My voice never really caught up to the rest of me haha. Tiny little fuzzfaced boy-man I kind of confuse people - especially the liquor store who always fucking card me. Bleh. Not interested in discussing hormone/genetic hilarity more than that.

Asfor the fish: four panda corys, one peppered cory, two guppies (Flamingo and leopard), two platys, sunburst and twinbar. Since that video I've acquired a false julii cory, two albino corys, and three ghost shrimp.

The shrimp are motherfucking ninjas.

AND THE WIN IS MINE
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bubbadoo14 on August 05, 2013, 05:57:19 AM
I was referencing a song. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nf0oXY4nDxE

My voice seems to go lower ever so slightly but I can still hit a high note with ease.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Otaku on August 05, 2013, 06:00:15 AM
I ninja shrimp search later, there is THIS (http://fourth-star.deviantart.com/art/Ninja-Shrimp-265237039)

Ninja shrimp, best chuckle of the day. :)
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on August 05, 2013, 06:58:13 AM
I was referencing a song. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nf0oXY4nDxE

My voice seems to go lower ever so slightly but I can still hit a high note with ease.

I know this song well. I have been linked it many times. (No harm done.)

Idk sometimes vocally I'm not so bad, but a lot of the time... yeeh it just doesn't want to do lower notes.

Best fucking ninja shrimp.
http://www.wildaboutbritain.co.uk/pictures/data/18/brackish_water_shrimp.jpg
these are actually what I have though. If you move your head around the light gets refracted like a lumpy drop of oil underwater. So weird and glassy.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: FunsizeNinja123 on August 06, 2013, 07:10:50 PM
.\o/
...|
../\
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on August 06, 2013, 07:13:43 PM
 \o/    O
  |   ---|\
 /\      /\
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: FunsizeNinja123 on August 06, 2013, 07:58:17 PM
.o...o
.|\--|\
/\.../\
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: woflsipder on August 06, 2013, 08:21:00 PM
Pthalocy , i hear home grown fishes taste good.
Looks like you will have a luxury life with your aquarium/farm , if the apocalypse happens when planned.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on August 06, 2013, 11:54:24 PM
Heh. You have no idea how much I love catfish as a food.

These guys are all going to remain maybe 1-2" long at most. If anything, I'd eat them all up in one sitting... then use the solar panel on the garage to run the tank's carbon-lined filter. Between that, the 30 gallon capacity, and all the water treating chemicals I have, I can probably keep thirst at bay for a good time.

/feeds the win to his hoard of fishies.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: woflsipder on August 07, 2013, 12:34:34 AM
The thing about fishes is that if you treat them like your children and feed them growth inducing hormones , they might just pay you back in future.
I'd probably love my catfishes too much and roast them quickly without much pain.
My most hated game has inspired me the most , so now i feed my cat a bit more , to get some muscles on those bones. heh
I love cats to much , but roasted dogs are fine for me in survival situation *i have dog phobia and hate them*.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on August 07, 2013, 12:45:12 AM
If I had access to growth inducing hormones I would NOT be wasting them on my fish. Not that they'd work properly anyway if I wanted to be taller I'd be a decade too late to act on it haha. Guess the fish could have it after all.

If it were down to survival, I'd eat the cat - chances are the dog's got a head-start on obedience training since society treats them as such. I'd keep the dog for hunting more cats. B)
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Post by: Gatora on August 07, 2013, 12:55:02 AM
 RANDOM MODE ACTIVATE! peanut butter.
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Post by: woflsipder on August 07, 2013, 01:04:48 AM
Cats don't have no meat anyway. One cat would probably get you through one day and make you suicide five minutes after you remember him as a kitten.
And dogs are more aggressive which means you don't have to hunt them , they hunt you until you turn the tables and use the invention that made humans OP that is an ak-47 or any other lead ball propulsion system out there.

But you lucky bastard with your fish tank full with potential bait for bigger cats , like foxes and racoons.
Now i want my fish tank with fishes.
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Post by: Pthalocy on August 07, 2013, 01:15:11 AM
Eh, the raccoons in this area are prone to... oh wait dogs can get rabies too and cats can get all kinds of shit. Hmm.

I think I'd rather a carnivore over the scavenger for meals if there is the option. Also I'm pretty sure an AK-47 would scare everything edible off in a several-mile radius, then attract unwanted visitors.

I have no remorse for cats. Their spit makes my face itchy. The rest of them poses no problem but they fucking licked me one too many times. MY TURN. Mmm, wonder if they go nicer with steak sauce or a little pepper.
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Post by: woflsipder on August 07, 2013, 01:35:27 AM
I totally understand your rage , man.
Just like my unconscious part of the brain makes me hunt the hunters , my weapon choices would be everything that doesn't involve close combat and fighting like a man.

I would eat my cat only if i have nothing else to eat and i see him pissing in the corners.
For water i would drink my tears after i find out that the well i had taken water from is actually a sewage pipe.
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Post by: bubbadoo14 on August 07, 2013, 03:18:45 AM
I wouldn't be able to kill my Dogs or cats, but I might make an exception about our ducks,chickens,pigs,and goats. (I live on a "farm" We just have farm animals we don't kill them or grow crops.)
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Post by: Otaku on August 07, 2013, 03:42:47 AM
I wouldn't be able to kill my Dogs or cats, but I might make an exception about our ducks,chickens,pigs,and goats. (I live on a "farm" We just have farm animals we don't kill them or grow crops.)
I think the word you are looking for is pasture.

My food solution? Well, I would scavenge. I hate killing dogs and cats. But I feel fine with killing bears/cayotes/wolves or more commonly here chickens/goats/buffalo/water buff etc.
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Post by: Pthalocy on August 07, 2013, 08:01:34 PM
Omg hobby farms are awesome.

I'd maybe see if you could keep the goats alive though - idk if you have the right goats to make baby goats, but goat's milk is a helluva lot safer than random water you've found (and nutritious!) so that's a possibility.

I'd rather hunt things that aren't bears and deer as I am underequipped to take down big game. Plus, storing the carcasses until I can consume it all is an issue. One deer would feed my family, yes, but. unless it's winter we're smoking a shitload of deer for fucking ever.
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Post by: woflsipder on August 07, 2013, 09:37:06 PM
lol , who invented the goat milk?
Some random ass guy sees goat nipple titties , squeezes them and drinks the white stuff.

At least hunting deers is easier because it's impossible to miss when shooting at their fat ass , unlike kittens , which are like lizards that can easily run away and don't taste as good.
Another brilliant tactic is to put up your kittens on a trap and wait for dogs/foxes/birds to try snatch them and get slammed in a cage or get shot by tranquilizer darts for special effects when eating their meat.
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Post by: UberZacht on August 08, 2013, 12:24:19 AM
I think the goat invented the goat milk. And some dude probably figured that if babies could suck off their mums milk-makers, they could do it to other animals with nipples as well.

Deer hunting isn't exactly easy, and I wouldn't exactly call them fat, especially their legs. Cat meat is stringy, so yeah, use them as bait. Dog Meat is pretty good, don't know about fox, and birds are really lean so yeah. As for my food situation, I would simply pick up all the SPAM left behind at the grocery stores cause I can eat that right out of the can. I'm not quite sure if it's because I like it or because I have one of the least pickiest stomachs ever.
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Post by: Pthalocy on August 08, 2013, 12:37:46 AM
Yeah I don't have a picky stomach, just one that does stupid things when it comes to social stress. It's hilariously night and day in that regard as I'll go off food food for a while because the store manager is in a shit mood, but I'm totally down with eating bugs if it comes to that. Heh.

Oh hey, this spam can had win in it. B) mmm.
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Post by: woflsipder on August 08, 2013, 01:19:27 AM
You would probably call me a mutant , but i don't like spicy foods and i usually just eat cereal without milk , bread without anything on it and all kinds of other disgusting stuff without flavour.
Fishes are my only hope and my kriptonite at the same time , because they are souper delicious , but their little bones/whatevers that are sharp and get stuck in the throat are just killing me.
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Post by: Pthalocy on August 08, 2013, 01:42:09 AM
If you're the mutant of eating-bland-things-without-toppings, I'm the mutant who's okay with eating toppings-sans-bland-things.

Mmm, sriracha sauce.

Yuck, fishbones. I had one, I think. Tiny enough to be irritating rather than a choking hazard. I'd have to get more fishbones intentionally lodged in my throat to test it, but I drank coca cola for a day or two and the whatever-it-was that was caught went away. (Previously drinking/eating things hadn't helped at all.)

I figured if I could destroy my lost teeth in a cup of coca-cola as a kid, skinny little fishbones wouldn't stand a chance getting washed in the stuff.
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Post by: woflsipder on August 08, 2013, 02:00:05 AM
I hate it when nature creates some animals like suicide bombers where when they get killed and eaten they poison you/leave their bones stuck in you/on the way out give you explosive diarrhea , because that's just cheating.
Now that i think of it , if some animal would eat me , he would probably get all the negative effects ever possible for eating spoiled meat.

I think the coca-cola being extremely toxic and dissolving teeth was just a myth (im still waiting for myth buster to bust this one) so maybe it didn't wash the bone out , maybe it was the placebo effect you forced on yourself that made you not feel the pain and just maybe the fishbone might still be in your throat in-grown and part of you , who knows when almost everything is possibru.
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Post by: Otaku on August 08, 2013, 04:14:11 AM
Deer are fast. There is no way that they are easy just because they are larger. I dont know if there are any youtube videos but try looking for something like "Sneaking up on a deer". The instant they hear a sound they are 100 ft away in 10 seconds. They are fast.
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Post by: bubbadoo14 on August 08, 2013, 05:34:02 AM
Yeah, my goats can breed. We have had about 3 batches of baby goats in the past months we have had goats. We have had a LOT of baby pigs so that would be a pretty good food source. We also have a steady source of duck eggs, but only one chicken. (The rest died. :(  Damn neighbor's dogs would escape and get into the chickens fence. One time we had a different fence to contain baby chicks, the dogs bent the fence just enough to get in, kill them, and leave. They didn't even eat them! They just killed to kill!)
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Post by: woflsipder on August 09, 2013, 12:36:57 AM
Living in a farm is the perfect scenario , you got some lucky luck when you spawned in the farm. Of course if apocalypse goes down as it was supposed to , you get a head start in repopulating the world , if not , then you are just forced to look after those nasty animals for the rest of your life ... i mean for the rest of their lives , yo gonna eat them , right?

I don't even dream about farming animals , because with my laziness and poor food gathering skills (winters so damn cold , where is global warming when it's needed) , the animals would probably rebel and eat me.
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Post by: Pthalocy on August 09, 2013, 04:23:26 AM
I hate it when nature creates some animals like suicide bombers where when they get killed and eaten they poison you/leave their bones stuck in you/on the way out give you explosive diarrhea , because that's just cheating.
Now that i think of it , if some animal would eat me , he would probably get all the negative effects ever possible for eating spoiled meat.

I think the coca-cola being extremely toxic and dissolving teeth was just a myth (im still waiting for myth buster to bust this one) so maybe it didn't wash the bone out , maybe it was the placebo effect you forced on yourself that made you not feel the pain and just maybe the fishbone might still be in your throat in-grown and part of you , who knows when almost everything is possibru.

Not completely dissolve - I'm not kidding though, I've put my lost teeth into coca cola and left it for a couple days (we did vinegar too on a different one). The outer layer goes soft, with a thin jellylike layer. You can do the same thing with chickenbones in vinegar. They soften faster, being hollow. You can even tie 'em into little pretzel knots.
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Post by: FunsizeNinja123 on August 09, 2013, 06:35:05 AM
Yay bendy bones! Maybe now I can use coke for dissolving the bones of the people I've killed testing things.
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Post by: bubbadoo14 on August 09, 2013, 10:45:07 AM
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HOW OUR (https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRR8rXlfUgzAClItqYFnzPOchsrzOsZxwbrS8meBx63w5vhY_mqgQ) GET SO (http://www.elsemade.com/wpimages/wpa7f757aa_06.png)
WHAT THE (http://www.diggsjourney.com/duncanlong18.jpg) WAS IT ON JOEY'S (http://area.autodesk.com/userdata/forum/f/front_head.jpg)?
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Post by: bubbadoo14 on August 09, 2013, 10:46:02 AM
Nickelback, FTW
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Post by: UberZacht on August 09, 2013, 03:01:23 PM
So I've learned that if I ever commit murder, given time I could soak the body in coke to dispose of the evidence. I don't know if it would be dependent on the fizz, if it is I'll need some way to keep it pressurized, like filling a submarine with coke (and the body) and just letting it drop down to a spot in the ocean where it will stay pressurized and hopefully secluded. Although if I'm a suspect spending all of that money on obscene amounts of coke and a submarine might be a tad incriminating. Where do you even get submarines anyways? I believe you can get luxury private submarines somewhere, but it's a few million. A tad expensive for my blood. I could kill someone who has one, and then use it to dispose of them. But then what's the point, I'm sure I could figure a better way that saved the submarine. Or maybe I killed someone really rich and who didn't trust banks, and kept all of their money on their person. Why do people do that? I also don't believe someone could have enough wallets or pockets (maybe in Cataclysm, but not IRL) to hold a few millions, even in 100s. Perhaps times have changed and there's a larger dollar bill, like a 500$ dollar bill or a 1000$ bill. Or they have a suitcase solely for carrying money, not with the phonebook thing, the real deal.
I should do a let's play.
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Post by: woflsipder on August 09, 2013, 03:34:49 PM
I hate it when nature creates some animals like suicide bombers where when they get killed and eaten they poison you/leave their bones stuck in you/on the way out give you explosive diarrhea , because that's just cheating.
Now that i think of it , if some animal would eat me , he would probably get all the negative effects ever possible for eating spoiled meat.

I think the coca-cola being extremely toxic and dissolving teeth was just a myth (im still waiting for myth buster to bust this one) so maybe it didn't wash the bone out , maybe it was the placebo effect you forced on yourself that made you not feel the pain and just maybe the fishbone might still be in your throat in-grown and part of you , who knows when almost everything is possibru.

Not completely dissolve - I'm not kidding though, I've put my lost teeth into coca cola and left it for a couple days (we did vinegar too on a different one). The outer layer goes soft, with a thin jellylike layer. You can do the same thing with chickenbones in vinegar. They soften faster, being hollow. You can even tie 'em into little pretzel knots.

I could do some science , but i know i will probably end up with an empty coca-cola bottle even before i get to pull out one of my teeth. Well yeah , i guess i could use chicken bones or human bones for more precise results , but still my curiosity level is -9000 so i won't probably do that.
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Post by: Pthalocy on August 09, 2013, 06:30:32 PM
Coca cola is carbonated, it might have another acid in it to give it that tangyness, I'd need the ingredients onhand to check. Those react with the calcium content on bones iirc.

If you want to dissolve whole bodies, you want powdered lye.

You want some kind of container for it. It stinks like a liquifying carcass ought to.

Next time I have pork ribs for dinner I'll see what plain ol' cola does to that. Bone density ought to be close to human.
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Post by: bubbadoo14 on August 09, 2013, 10:19:19 PM
http://www.test.glyphgryph.com/ (http://www.test.glyphgryph.com/) I discovered this.

EDIT: I also found out how his icon alternates. http://www.test.glyphgryph.com/Rotator/ (http://www.test.glyphgryph.com/Rotator/)

EDIT EDIT: I think Glyph hates snowmen.
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Post by: woflsipder on August 10, 2013, 12:18:45 AM
Next time I have pork ribs for dinner I'll see what plain ol' cola does to that. Bone density ought to be close to human.
If you actually do this experiment , you could try and taste the liquid after the bone starts to dissolve.

I have eaten some bones , but i just cannot imagine how the cola mixed with bone would taste.

Heh , if it has very much calcium , it could result in a cola that is actually good for your teeth and bones.
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Post by: Pthalocy on August 10, 2013, 06:41:51 AM
Oh god that sounds terrible someone needs to do it.

One of the new guppies died. B(
Here's hoping the other three new ones don't succumb to fail too.
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Post by: woflsipder on August 10, 2013, 02:57:59 PM
I know the feeling , I had 2 fishes and they ate each other.

I just went to a shop and bought some junk foods with cola and I have few chicken bones lying around in cat's food tray.
I would love to do nothing and just drink the cola , because i have only 0.5L bottle.
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Post by: FunsizeNinja123 on August 10, 2013, 05:32:42 PM
For science!
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Post by: UberZacht on August 10, 2013, 06:10:02 PM
I mean, I would do it and record it. But I don't have any coke lying around, of either quality. And I don't want to get any because I'm poor as hell it's bad for you. And by extension me
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Post by: Pthalocy on August 10, 2013, 06:14:21 PM
I'll run the test sometime but mom (b)utchered the roast chicken and threw away all the bones so the meat would take up less room in the fridge. B( damniiit.

blue-tail guppy: dead
yellow-tail: been holding really still but not getting worse
two-tone tail: not swimming right. Low hopes
Red racing tail: Energetic, engaged, got a big white spot on her and she's acting itchy sometimes.

Why is it the one with the most visible symptoms is the one that is acting healthiest? Oh well. The aquarium is full of real antibiotics now.

there's no way I can have the win, not with this much aqua-fail going on. YET HERE WE ARE.
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Post by: woflsipder on August 10, 2013, 06:34:57 PM
I would do the experiment if the cola wasn't so damn expensive. They are upping taxes on unhealthy foods in my country ... those bastards.

Your fishes have some kind of infection?
Trouble in paradise , eh?
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Post by: bubbadoo14 on August 11, 2013, 09:36:01 PM
I will take that win, Yoink. :P
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Post by: Mrnocamera on August 11, 2013, 09:50:54 PM
Uhh...  Did anyone see my macguffin lying around here?
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Post by: Pthalocy on August 11, 2013, 10:06:17 PM
I would do the experiment if the cola wasn't so damn expensive. They are upping taxes on unhealthy foods in my country ... those bastards.

Your fishes have some kind of infection?
Trouble in paradise , eh?

blue-tail guppy: dead (tainted)
yellow-tail: dead
two-tone tail: dead (fresh)
Red racing tail: Exploring surroundings a little, still mostly swimming in the current. Will eat food. White blotch bigger but less thick.

Imagine you had that slime mutation where you're snotty all over.
Now imagine your slime was infected. Especially around your mouth so it's hard to breathe.
Oh look now you have the sores mutation good luck with that.

That's Columnaris and that is what it does to fish. Mostly I think the mouth problems is suffocating them.

SUPER DEPRESSING MESSAGE OVER.

SUPER AWESOME WIN-STEAL BY EDMUND COMMENCES.

/does a triple backflip through a house on fire and grabs the win by the neck so it can't escape!
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Post by: Mrnocamera on August 11, 2013, 10:19:13 PM
80'S POWERS ACTIVATE!   WIN GET!
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Post by: FunsizeNinja123 on August 11, 2013, 10:37:29 PM
Ninja uses 'Take win'.
Its super effective!
Ninja has 'the win'!
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Post by: woflsipder on August 11, 2013, 11:14:58 PM
Pthalocy , you've got a fishy situation right there.

Oh the puns are just deadly.

*woflsipder has been ecstatic lately. He admired a legendary dining room. He slept in his bedroom like a personal place. He took joy in slaughter today. He had a legendary funsizeninja123 brain biscuit. He acquired the win today*
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Post by: Pthalocy on August 11, 2013, 11:30:10 PM
Oh, it sounds like things are going just swimmingly for you. You'll definitely make a splash among your slaughter-enjoying comrades today.



So, I have a long story-writing history with a woman by the username Mree. My character rather botched a good relationship with her  by being an idiot. In an alternate storyline, we actually recycled both characters and changed huge swathes of their backgrounds, and again, mine is apologizing to her stubborn survivor of a character.

If the last new fish survives this mess she's getting named Ardette after that character, and if the fish dies, then I too am coming up short on the apologies necessary to make that better. Heh. IT'S ALL OR NOTHING NOW.
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Post by: woflsipder on August 12, 2013, 12:01:07 AM
Quarantine the healthiest fishes in a safe place where they can not-get infected and reproduce to keep your wonderful ecosystem alive.
For the already doomed zinger , imagine what would it do if it had 1 million dollars at the moment and then help it achieve it's dreams before it's time comes.
And if that doesn't help then call witch doctors to remove the curse from your aquarium and pray to the all mighty poseidon to keep his dirty infections away from the tastiest fishes.
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Post by: bubbadoo14 on August 12, 2013, 12:22:08 AM
Here have a gif of Glyph being a ninja
(http://www.test.glyphgryph.com/OutsideImages/Kick2.gif)
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Post by: Pthalocy on August 12, 2013, 12:53:14 AM
Quarantine the healthiest fishes in a safe place where they can not-get infected and reproduce to keep your wonderful ecosystem alive. [etc snip]

Appreciate the advice, and that's exactly what I need to do. Alas, I have nothing to quarantine that many fish. Looking into purchasing a quarantine tank, but a 10g tank WITHOUT EVEN A LID costs 20-30$ depending on the store. Lids run more. Lights, heater, Filter and cartridges cost. All in all it could cost me 100-130$ brand new. So I am on the lookout for a used one for like 10$ with everything included. Until then, it is literally cheaper to medicate my entire 30 gallon.

Fourth fish with a million dollars would probably want amazing food. So I gave her some bloodworms. It's pretty cool - they have a rich smell reminiscent of cocoa powder. Rather pleasant. Guppy 4 ate them all up readily, so if she's still as energetic tomorrow, she miiiight stand a chance.

Lmao I love how this spam thread has actually turned into a semi-proper discussion.

Bubbadoo what the hell is he kicking is that a snow cock. It better be.
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Post by: bubbadoo14 on August 12, 2013, 01:46:06 AM
Sorry to pop your bubble but he has multiple images on his site about destroying THIS: (http://www.test.glyphgryph.com/OutsideImages/SnowNaga1.png) Snowman (or snow naga as the image says)
I found the gif and more here http://www.test.glyphgryph.com/OutsideImages (http://www.test.glyphgryph.com/OutsideImages) on his site I found. :P
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Post by: bubbadoo14 on August 12, 2013, 01:49:22 AM
He also has an awesome sword.
(http://www.test.glyphgryph.com/OutsideImages/Slice2.gif)
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Post by: Pthalocy on August 12, 2013, 06:21:33 AM
Okay context actually makes that a bazillion times more badass. Last time I built anything out of snow, it was a slide.

We soaked it with water from the bath tub so it froze into a little mini amusement ride.

Then we turned the steps off the back deck in the yard into a BIGGER slide and the little one became a mini jump of doom.

Only thing I like about winter, really.
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Post by: bubbadoo14 on August 12, 2013, 07:27:06 AM
Hah reminds me when I went to Colorado to visit my Uncle during Winter. We got hit with 3 snowstorms, and where my Uncle lives (near the mountains) gets a lot of snow. Well as I was saying since the 3 snowstorms there was enough snow to make a snow igloo. It was awesome! The weird thing is in there is actually warm compared to how freezing it was out there!
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Post by: Mrnocamera on August 12, 2013, 10:14:38 AM
Hey.

What are you doing?

That's nice...

Do you want to play?

No?   Okay...

I'll just be over here...

(http://images.wikia.com/creepypasta/images/9/97/Beaver.gif)
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Post by: bubbadoo14 on August 12, 2013, 12:12:48 PM
*steals win and lollipop and absconds.*
(http://media.tumblr.com/2b6dc1392478167a35f4ab94588dbc19/tumblr_inline_mgc5dxQB1x1qeuxvb.gif)
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Post by: Mrnocamera on August 12, 2013, 12:19:11 PM
I'm sorry....

I thought you wanted to play...

If you don't want to play...

Then...

I WILL MAKE YOU

(https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSjNHZjcxJTlt3DjhPjr01D9fQ9S6YV0dm1XVFzXf-bVHjNF0bYVA)



RUN


(https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTGRtu-5buWZI2SnFx5QXJq8fpR75oRfjSKh3oZFe3HhCJuUOV5dQ)
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Post by: bubbadoo14 on August 12, 2013, 12:26:47 PM
*Runs away with Pthalocy*
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/142d1bcde2bf5b55fbe456ff4cc66a25/tumblr_mjcjmh4yoX1rmur82o1_500.gif)
(EDIT: I am wondering what those images are from, the dog-headed kid looks like from some kind of DOS game, and the Worm scorpion like thing looks like something out of creepypasta [and I love creepypasta 0)_(0] )
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Post by: Mrnocamera on August 12, 2013, 01:05:57 PM
Search RED Godzilla.   Or Godzilla NES creepypasta.

It has about one thing that shitpastas commonly have, but other then that it is really good.  (In my opinion.)
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Post by: bubbadoo14 on August 13, 2013, 05:13:58 AM
I have almost finished it, I say this is a pretty good read! What about the dog kid with the lolli though?

EDIT: Nevermind, I just got to that part of the story, I thought it was from something else. XD
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Post by: bubbadoo14 on August 13, 2013, 08:45:39 AM
I just finished it, it was a good read!
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Post by: Mrnocamera on August 13, 2013, 11:19:57 AM
I CALL UPON THE POWERS OF WHAT THE FUCK!

HYPERLINK ACTIVATE! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7GObEWKTwA)

SERIOUSLY, HOW THE FUCK DID I GET HERE?

OH GOD ANOTHER ONE! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIdMSvm45ec)
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Post by: bubbadoo14 on August 13, 2013, 11:11:50 PM
Sorry, not sorry. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PN17ftc5Vg)

EDIT: I also found this video. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWUmt1HXxns)
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Post by: Pthalocy on August 13, 2013, 11:17:06 PM
My brother got all his wisdom teeth out. Now he can't sneeze out his nose for a month.

Well, he can, but it's not a good plan. Jesus Christ.
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Post by: woflsipder on August 13, 2013, 11:34:26 PM
You should have been the creepy kid who picks up his wisdom teeth and goes on dropping them in a coca-cola bottle.
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Post by: Pthalocy on August 13, 2013, 11:44:10 PM
I still have my wisdom teeth.

They've been on my bedroom dresser since I got them out in 2008. Or was it 2007. Either way it was neat stuff and I'm keeping them.
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Post by: woflsipder on August 13, 2013, 11:49:51 PM
Really!? For five damn years? You should really clean your room more often.

If i'd collect my teeth , my dresser should be full of teeth by the day i reach death.
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Post by: Pthalocy on August 14, 2013, 12:25:17 AM
Dude my room is pristine. Well, aside from a number of tea mugs at my desk but that's temporary - they cycle daily.

I probably hauled out a good thirty pounds of textbooks and relocated an entire dresser full of crap (The crap had to be tossed so we could move it haha). My room hasn't been so insane mode clean in ages.

Yet I kept the teeth.
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Post by: Mrnocamera on August 14, 2013, 12:44:46 AM
My room looks like someone threw a party while christmas, new years eve and pretty much everything that could involve alcohol was going on.   I can still find the plectrum I had for my first guitar.
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Post by: woflsipder on August 14, 2013, 12:55:43 AM
My room is amazingly clean. That's probably just because all the living happens in the appropriate room.
I just sleep in my room , eat in my room , do computer and nothing else , so it stays generally clean except the regular dishes and trash i leave behind me.

lazy lifestyle #winning
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Post by: Pthalocy on August 14, 2013, 01:06:55 AM
You and I both, Woffle. You and I both.

I call it my office to make myself feel better about it.

It is now the office of win. It says so on my desk name thingy:

Edmund: Adwinistrator

Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: FunsizeNinja123 on August 14, 2013, 01:19:41 AM
Lolnope.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on August 14, 2013, 01:22:52 AM
Is the win made of caffeine?   The two-hundred and twenty energy drinks and the five cups of coffee I have had do NOTHING.

Screw it, I'll take the win anyway.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: woflsipder on August 14, 2013, 01:28:30 AM
Oh now i understand why you gather teeth.
Because your thing says don't trust me. i want to be a dentist.
Things are shifting to the wrong direction...

I can't imagine what an adwinistrator would do. Distribute wins? Store wins? Steal teeth?

Well , i probably don't understand it because my mortal mind just cannot handle the winning.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on August 14, 2013, 02:38:02 AM
Kills fish and eats food at his keyboard, mostly. Maybe next week will involve something incomprehensibly awesome. Like me actually winning this thing.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on August 14, 2013, 02:39:40 AM
PAH!  Pthalocy?  More like...  Patheticlocy!   Yeah.   I'm gonna go sit over here for a while...
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on August 14, 2013, 02:49:44 AM
You get points for actually spelling that.

I also would have accepted "Failocy"
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on August 14, 2013, 02:52:56 AM
DON'T CARE, SITTIN' IN THIS CORNER!  With...  Nobody to talk to...

I'm all alone...
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on August 14, 2013, 03:10:09 AM
*Sits in a parabola

Screw corners, the internet doesn't have a shape. unless my monitor counts.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on August 14, 2013, 03:16:50 AM
What other corner could I be sitting in?
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bubbadoo14 on August 14, 2013, 04:02:53 AM
What other corner could I be sitting in?

ALL OF THEM
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on August 14, 2013, 04:07:04 AM
Including yours.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bubbadoo14 on August 14, 2013, 04:09:35 AM
I am too busy levitating in the center to be sitting in the corner. :P
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on August 14, 2013, 04:16:09 AM
I am sitting in your corner.   Inside of you.  Part of you.   I am part of you.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on August 14, 2013, 04:16:23 AM
I fuckin hate tiny text.

THE CORNERS ARE NOW BEANBAG CHAIRS. With that suede finish to them, none of that shiny plastic sweat-adhesive beanbag chair material.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on August 14, 2013, 04:20:18 AM
Part of you...  Part...  Of You...   I AM.   PART OF YOU!   PART OF YOU!   I AM.   PART. OF YOU!   PART OF YOU!

(http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/ssj_9667.jpg)
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on August 14, 2013, 04:21:47 AM
Sweet mother Mary Jesus crap toaster balls shit father dick.   Search slasher smile on google images.   Then look at the one with the really weird face.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on August 14, 2013, 05:23:18 AM
He can't stop smiling! He looks so happy.

HE HAS NO LIPS.

Joker wants to know how he got these scars.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on August 14, 2013, 05:25:37 AM
He was a knife-catcher at the circus, and he did a amazing trick where he would catch a knife between his teeth.

His mother waved at him at the wrong time.

Iwantyou.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bubbadoo14 on August 14, 2013, 09:53:42 AM
I don't see it.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on August 14, 2013, 09:59:26 AM
I didn't put the picture here.   Search slasher smile on Google images or something.   It's the one with the weird face.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bubbadoo14 on August 14, 2013, 10:33:49 AM
I looked, I don't see it!
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on August 14, 2013, 10:56:39 AM
ARGH!   FINE!  FUCKING HAVE HIM!

(https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQk18z-6nSGi6v_VS9Q1Ii9z2PI7qV5cJkOQ-rvUKac9dD2650H)
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: woflsipder on August 14, 2013, 11:33:02 PM
If Mrnocamera would know what a spoiler means , my mind wouldn't be spoiled.

Thank you for making me remember that beauty whenever i see someone throwing knives.
But srsly , what kind of magic do you have to use to make a thrown knife slice someone's lips clean off.

Even catching knives with your teeth simply does not leave a big smile on your face.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on August 14, 2013, 11:36:09 PM
I was referencing a Alex Rider book/movie, but I did't realise HE HAD NO FUCKING LIPS.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bubbadoo14 on August 15, 2013, 12:32:53 AM
Mrnocamera, Mrnocamera, Mrnocamera, Mrnocamera, Mrnocamera, Mrnocamera, Mrnocamera, Mrnocamera, Mrnocamera, Mrnocamera, Mrnocamera, Mrnocamera, Mrnocamera, Mrnocamera, Mrnocamera, Mrnocamera, Mrnocamera, Mrnocamera, Mrnocamera, Mrnocamera, Mrnocamera, Mrnocamera, Mrnocamera, Mrnocamera…
…I’m h…a…p…p…y…
It’s not right… not right… not right…

(http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20080520230118/earthbound/images/5/51/BossGiygas.png)
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on August 15, 2013, 12:37:55 AM
wantyouwantyouwantyouwantyouwantyouwantyouwantyouwantyouwantyouwantyouwantyouwantyouneedyouneedyouneedyouneedyou


Have you.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: ballfairy on August 15, 2013, 03:55:43 AM
I haven't been here in atleast 40 pages.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on August 15, 2013, 05:15:31 AM
I keep coming back here, I have a problem.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bubbadoo14 on August 15, 2013, 05:54:43 AM
It's my only thread that hasn't died yet! So I keep an eye on it.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Otaku on August 15, 2013, 12:03:18 PM
It almost died when it started, I think some admin or other locked it for fun. :)
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: gtaguy on August 16, 2013, 12:10:42 AM
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Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: woflsipder on August 16, 2013, 12:16:20 AM
Only 5 year olds say things like that in games....

The future has been molded. The destiny of humanity cannot be changed.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: gtaguy on August 16, 2013, 12:22:04 AM
It irks me that someone has the balls to sit in a corner and camp the spawn and messages me afterwards and says: "lol I pwnd r team u suk gtfo noob"
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on August 16, 2013, 08:31:58 PM
That's why I play games like last man posting instead, honestly.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: gtaguy on August 17, 2013, 01:26:36 AM
I like to eat cloned fruit.

Because woo bananas!
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: UberZacht on August 17, 2013, 02:21:35 AM
I like to eat cloned fruit.

Because woo bananas!

Bananas are pretty good. Although they get really bad after a few days, all mushy, and even If I wanted to eat them at that point I couldn't open the peel or else I'd have banana mush all over my hands, and really, who wants that? If you're cramping they've a modest amount of potassium, so eat up. Even if you have to get slop over your hands and have to eat it with a straw, beats cramping.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: woflsipder on August 17, 2013, 11:55:59 AM
I eat tomatoes like apples.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on August 17, 2013, 10:49:32 PM
I like to eat cloned fruit.

Because woo bananas!

Bananas are pretty good. Although they get really bad after a few days, all mushy, and even If I wanted to eat them at that point I couldn't open the peel or else I'd have banana mush all over my hands, and really, who wants that? If you're cramping they've a modest amount of potassium, so eat up. Even if you have to get slop over your hands and have to eat it with a straw, beats cramping.

Put those in your freezer, save for days you want banana bread.

Mmmm, bunanuhbrud.

I mean that in all sincerity, the over-ripe bananas have a stronger, over-sweet flavour that is gross to eat by itself but lends to some of the best banana bread you can make. Add chocolate chips for extra amazing.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: woflsipder on August 17, 2013, 10:58:48 PM
I am throwing up with the force of thousand men over the thought of eating the something pthalocy said.

How do you people manage to mix so many inappropriate stuff together and eat it?
Seriously , my bland-taste loving taste buds just cannot imagine eating spaghetti with ketchup and sour cream , not even speaking about your rebel foods.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on August 17, 2013, 11:58:54 PM
I don't know. I should really check out my tongue sometime - apparently there's a trick you can do to give you an idea how many tastebuds you've got. Here's one of a few links backing up my memory on how to do this. (http://www.bbc.co.uk/science/0/22941835)
So the theory goes, those with a higher density of tastebuds are more sensitive to tastes, which may lead to pickier eating behaviours and preferences for less-strong foods.

If that's true, my tongue is probably one big bud.

More likely, I have a very easy time training myself to associate edible things with goodness. I used to hate beer, so I sat down one week and tried a couple different ones each day until I learned what I liked and disliked between beers. That was enough to make the 'less awful' ones read as 'good' for me.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: woflsipder on August 18, 2013, 12:22:33 AM
I think it also depends on how were you raised.

I can't recall a single time i was eating proper food instead of snacks and bland things in my childhood.
I was never a big eater , so my taste buds are still somewhat undead and my mind likes to taste the tastes nobody else likes to taste.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: gtaguy on August 18, 2013, 12:51:53 AM
I hate vegetables.

You get forced to eat them as a child and you are sad forever.

Don't force your kids to eat their veggies, they will become triffid foot soldiers if you do.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: KA101 on August 18, 2013, 03:02:46 AM
Team Survivor is so gonna take the Win in tonight's RP thread horde fight.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Otaku on August 18, 2013, 06:32:23 AM
your kids ... will become triffid foot soldiers.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Inquisitor Dust on August 18, 2013, 07:03:15 AM
your kids ... will become triffid foot soldiers.
It happens mang. It's cereal business.

Does going up to one of those Freestyle soda machines and mixing ALL THE SODAs count as mixing flavors? Other, spaghetti tacos are really good. Also Hamburger Helper tacos. I need to make more tacos.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on August 18, 2013, 08:36:15 PM
See, to me, ketchup is a tomato byproduct, and sour cream is a dairy byproduct, and you put cheese and tomato on pasta, THEREFOR

It's totes okay.


...but it really isn't the same as parmesan and home-made tomatosauce.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: woflsipder on August 18, 2013, 10:32:24 PM
But ... ketchup just doesn't belong anywhere near sour cream ...
There might be some revolutionary and ground-breaking foods that were created by unimagineable mixing of different types of incomparable foods , that was done by interesting people that were not as boring as me , but some things really don't mix.

I just killed a mosquito , but it appears to have been full with some kind of liquid. I am afraid it might have been my blood.

That means one less mosquito on the world and one more win in my life.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bubbadoo14 on August 18, 2013, 11:09:17 PM
MmMmMm the only foods I dislike (that I know of) is mint, onions, and catfish (They are strong in that nasty fishy taste.)
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on August 19, 2013, 12:45:11 AM
MmMmMm the only foods I dislike (that I know of) is mint, onions, and catfish (They are strong in that nasty fishy taste.)

those are three of my favourite foods. I have many, many favourite foods however. Mmm, catfish. The tiny ones are cute in my aquarium and the big ones are cute on my dinnerplate. p:

Woffle: See, when it comes to survival, you'll be the one eating the apples and I'll be the one chewing on the questionable mushroom. You're just built with a larger safety buffer when it comes to sticking crap in your mouth.

If that mushroom turns out to be full of fun I might net the Win anyhow. B)
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bubbadoo14 on August 19, 2013, 05:49:04 AM
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Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bubbadoo14 on August 19, 2013, 05:50:31 AM
Hey guise I raised my 2 word story from the grave. :D
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: woflsipder on August 19, 2013, 11:40:32 AM
I am not against eating the mushroom , im against mixing the mushroom with the apple.
Just the taste of the mix is deadly for me...

... Although , if the mushroom was approved for hallucinogens , i would definitely eat it with all the apples on the world.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: PiotraperPL on August 19, 2013, 05:01:30 PM
I'm back.
What do you think about this?
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on August 19, 2013, 09:11:34 PM
YO I KNOW YOU.


...apple and mushroom doesn't seem like a very intriguing mix. ...maybe if I cooked them up with some other tasty sauce for my horrible pasta of win.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: PiotraperPL on August 19, 2013, 09:17:43 PM
YO I KNOW YOU.
Good to know that someone remembers me. 8D

I don't like saying something is terrible until I taste it. Give me apples and mushrooms. Oh, and tell my parents I love them.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: woflsipder on August 19, 2013, 11:05:53 PM
Oh piotraperPL. When will you Polish people build a proper road through the country?

The small cities every few kilometers are just sad , because you aren't allowed to drive faster than 60km/h and thats annoying , so fix it now.
The last time i went through the country it had like one big road , i think it was to Germany , so at least progress has been made.

And the hotdogs in the gas station , they are just unbelievable. Before i tried one , i thought it is impossible to have a metric ton of ketchup stuffed in a hotdog , but i guess i was wrong.

I did not mean to say that Poland is bad , i just didn't have any time to look at the good stuff , if it has some.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: PiotraperPL on August 19, 2013, 11:34:44 PM
Oh PiotraperPL. When will you Polish people build a proper road through the country?

The small cities every few kilometers are just sad , because you aren't allowed to drive faster than 60km/h and thats annoying , so fix it now.
The last time i went through the country it had like one big road , i think it was to Germany , so at least progress has been made.

And the hotdogs in the gas station , they are just unbelievable. Before i tried one , i thought it is impossible to have a metric ton of ketchup stuffed in a hotdog , but i guess i was wrong.

I did not mean to say that Poland is bad , i just didn't have any time to look at the good stuff , if it has some.
There is a Polish equivalent of 9gag called kwejk. There is so many memes about our roads that you would laugh your sides off for an eternity and longer.

Hot-dogs. They are on every single gas station in Poland but I always thought that 1 metric ton of ketchup is a good thing. Oh, and in some shops (those that have a frog on their logo) you can get exactly the same hot-dogs but you can also get instead of ketchup, some hot sauces. I love spicy things, that's why I mention this :P

There is a lot of nice, old landmarks all over the Poland. I live in relatively small town and there is an old castle and an old church. And there is much more to see just around my town, so imagine how many things you could see all around Poland. And that's just buildings.

Eh... I'm used to hear that Poland is bad when it really isn't, our government is, but that's a story for later. c:
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: woflsipder on August 20, 2013, 12:00:34 AM
As far as i had seen , the roads in Poland were better than in my country , way better.
I just cannot be mad at Poland , so I'll agree that everywhere is always better than here.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on August 20, 2013, 01:22:08 AM
I can't talk about road conditions. The running joke for Canada is that we have two seasons: Winter, and road construction.

Pblpblpbl.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: PiotraperPL on August 20, 2013, 02:21:33 AM
I can't talk about road conditions. The running joke for Canada is that we have two seasons: Winter, and road construction.
Sounds like Poland to me c:

I'm not used to talking about my country in foreign language. I feel strange when doing so.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on August 20, 2013, 06:31:10 AM
I wish I could speak more languages fluently, then, :(
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Otaku on August 20, 2013, 07:38:00 AM
Here in Nepal we have 2 seasons too, rain and cold road construction. I like the rain, it means I can stay home and the roads are not being torn up in order to lay wider roads.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: woflsipder on August 20, 2013, 11:45:10 AM
In my country we have only one season , winter.

It's sad , but a ait ironic how they don't fix the roads , they just pour more asphalt over the cracks.
At the end of the day there isn't even one metre of smooth asphalt.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on August 20, 2013, 01:42:28 PM
They have to dig it up here, otherwise we get stupid sinkhole crap going on haha. The freeze-thaw causes potholes in the road like crazy. And I don't even drive!
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: woflsipder on August 20, 2013, 02:07:41 PM
It doesn't matter if you drive or no , the decades old soviet roads affect everyone.

Even the fresh new roads are already trashed when sun shines up and heats the asphalt.
All of the cars that are heavier than bicycle make the asphalt curve and destroy itself when water freezes in the cracks and expands.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on August 21, 2013, 02:17:03 AM
Oh man - the temperature swing from deep winter to high summer here, we build the roads to flex a bit. I don't know if it's done everywhere but several layers down beneath the asphalt, there's sand, every time I've seen construction done. If you put water into sand and freeze it, then thaw it - there's nothing to crack. It's fucking sand. So the asphalt tends to warp rather than crack.

FUNNY THING THOUGH, SAND.

There's pipes down there too, for water and stuff, like on my university's campus. Such a water main blew and flooded underneath the asphalt, and because the sand is loose it all washed out. I went to class by navigating around a 2m wide sinkhole in the road, and came out of the class to a 4m one an hour later XD

It was shooting water out too, the whole street was like a tiny beachfront all covered in sand and splashy goodness.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: woflsipder on August 22, 2013, 01:12:16 AM
In my country roads ARE one big sinkhole.
Seriously , I've seen smoother dirt roads than the regular asphalted roads here.

But what do you expect when dealing  with 2 million people populated country.
Ain't nobody got time for quality road construction.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on August 22, 2013, 04:11:24 AM
In my country, we have taxes for that. It's how a 125$ aquarium cost me 150$

But shh, I 'got it from a friend for free because she can't be arsed to sell it on kijiji to creepy strangers'.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: woflsipder on August 22, 2013, 11:58:53 AM
I understand that money is a big problem when dealing with roads.
But it's easier to complain because they are using my tax money.

If she could have sold the aquarium for 125$ then it was probably a mistake to give you the aquarium. :D
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on August 22, 2013, 05:56:02 PM
Oh, nono, I bought it brand new. I'm just lying because I don't like having to justify spending money on my hobby to my folks. It's a fucking hobby and it makes me happy. Except when the fish are inexplicably frustrated with the water quality because whoknows. Maybe I should've washed my hands twice instead of once after putting spray gunk in my hair. Maybe they're all infected with the goo.

I hope it's goo, zombie fish would last a hell of a lot longer.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: woflsipder on August 22, 2013, 10:22:11 PM
At first when you said she gave you the aquarium for free , i thought that she knew the aquarium was infected with some kind of infection and gave it to you just to troll the living crap out of your fishes.
But i totally understand spending ridiculous money on stuff that only consumes your time and never pays back. I've done that a few hundred times.

As long as you aren't doing any illegal experiments on your fishes , you don't need to justify farming them.

Lately i have had the urge to drink tea.
I think i might be addicted.
I'd like to get rid of my habits and return to a regular life with only 2 cups of tea per day.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on August 23, 2013, 02:43:52 AM
Heheh. Tea. It's good stuff.


God DAMN I am awful at clarifying. I have a 30-35gallon aquarium I got for 40$ off a coworker of my dad's. The second little 5g is one I bought brand new. Entirely because I want something to quarantine new fish in before adding them to the bigger maintank.

Problem is, two tanks is considered extravagant, wasteful, and redundant by my folks. I'm just trying to stop some fucking cooties from spreading to my other fish, but nope. 'they're fish', 'buy new ones if they die'. jeeze. they still have nerve endings, they still feel shit.

Damn, I forgot to buy clove oil in the event I need to put any of them down.

What life-consuming goodies did you spend your cash on? ......was it tea? Or tf2 crate keys lolo
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: woflsipder on August 23, 2013, 10:55:21 AM
I only bought rocket jumper on TF2.
And recently bought very expensive shoes.
I also bought the game just cause 2 on steam and my PC can't even run it (i knew my PC won't be able to run it , but the price was 80% off!!!).
I bought a new recharger for my phone after i broke 2 other ones. After one day i broke the new recharger.
I bought a cactus that is now sitting next to the window. I have to give it water only once a week. That right there is a win-plant.
And of course tea , over all of these years my body is probably 30% tea.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Otaku on August 23, 2013, 02:36:03 PM
Justification? Just say that they spend a lot more money on their hobbies. Movies, eating out/fancy stuffs, gasoline (yes, driving should be considered a hobby) or anything else they buy (yes, buying you dinner is now considered a hobby, because I say so).

I think that this is an appropriate picture at this time. Screw the Rules.  (http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs28/f/2009/250/7/0/Screw_the_rules_I_have_money_by_dhruve4c.jpg)



Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on August 24, 2013, 06:06:35 AM
My mom's hobby of movies is free. She gets them from the library - she works there.

My dad's hobby is running and cycling. It costs him nothing, and if he actually spent money on expensive gear, bills wouldn't get paid.

My brother's hobby is writing music electronically - the most expensive parts of his hobby were christmas gifts, which do not count.

I am born to cheap-living people. Please Advise :S
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Otaku on August 24, 2013, 11:05:07 AM
Complain my cheap friend. :)
Yell at them for their giant power usage (your tank's electrics don't count, somehow).
Complain about your dad's increase energy burning causeing increased eating, causing higher food bills, just cause.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: BadSniper on August 24, 2013, 04:08:00 PM
But what do you expect when dealing  with 2 million people populated country.
A country with 2 million? Bhahaha you make me laugh. Where I live, we cram that many people into a city of around ~40-ish square miles (I think Minneapolis hovers somewhere around the 2.3 million mark)

Us Americans have 300 million people for whom to build roads. And at least here in Minnesota, winter ruins our roads every friggin' year. Each summer is endless hours of road (re)construction that slow people's work commutes down by upwards of an hour. Yet all of that hard work proves useless once the first frost hits.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on August 24, 2013, 09:49:46 PM
You neglect to point out how much bigger your country is though, BadSniper.


And we're all screwed for argument if somebody from India logs in.


/doesn't complain about food consumption, because he does not want to go without his supper lol
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Otaku on August 25, 2013, 06:33:48 AM
Actually IIRC India does have enough food. It's just that food costs are too high for everyone to pay. Who would have guessed?

You neglect to point out how much bigger your country is though, BadSniper.
By bigger do you mean land size or people size?
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Otaku on August 25, 2013, 06:37:30 AM
Completely on an unrelated topic,
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Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on August 25, 2013, 04:07:42 PM
Otaku I meant landsize. But ultimately I had a laugh, and stole the win.

Good gravy where am I for post count these days...

EDIT: Fourth place.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: KA101 on August 25, 2013, 04:51:33 PM
Otaku I meant landsize. But ultimately I had a laugh, and stole the win.

Good gravy where am I for post count these days...

EDIT: Fourth place.

We'd love to have you back, Pthalocy.  Kilozombie even opened a new thread if you've grown a few cactus mutations...
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Inquisitor Dust on August 25, 2013, 06:28:36 PM
Otaku I meant landsize. But ultimately I had a laugh, and stole the win.

Good gravy where am I for post count these days...

EDIT: Fourth place.

We'd love to have you back, Pthalocy.  Kilozombie even opened a new thread if you've grown a few cactus mutations...
And new thread is kinda like 'what' now. But yeah.

I hold my win-dowsing wand up and it guides me to Ka101, who I proceed to smack with my PreCalc text book and retrieve the win from.
That book is huge. I'm going to cry when I get to college.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Alkheemist on August 25, 2013, 10:36:14 PM
Wait, PreCalculus textbooks even exist? Calculus is so easy man, I've never heard of anything like that before.
Although I do have a calculus textbook in my room. And even then, it's not THAT big. It's bigger than any other textbook I own, but I own easily thrice it's thickness in other maths textbooks.

I take the PreCalc textbook from inquisitor dust and proceed to read it
he is baffled by my ability and surrenders the win.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: KA101 on August 26, 2013, 01:19:44 AM
Here, try this.

<KA101 gives Alkheemist an Employment Law textbook (conveniently sold as 3-ring bindable pages--binder sold separately; this one is already bound for you).> 

I'll just have Pthalocy hold the win whilst you enjoy that.

<gives win to Pthalocy>
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on August 26, 2013, 02:20:52 AM
/Does what comes naturally to him and ingests the win. Win is crunchy like potatochip and wholesome like many-course-dinner.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: John Candlebury on August 26, 2013, 03:02:31 AM
John throws PreCalculus out of the window and steals the win!
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on August 26, 2013, 04:35:24 AM
John throws PreCalculus out of the window and steals the win!

Out of my overfilled stomach? I don't think so. I was hungry and I intend to stay not-hungry!
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: PiotraperPL on August 26, 2013, 05:27:23 AM
Hey guys, I got the win, but it doesn't matter because there is a sniper in this thre-
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on August 26, 2013, 06:04:34 AM
Eats everybody, eats the win. The fight now continues inside of giant titan pthalocy
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: KA101 on August 26, 2013, 06:18:14 AM
Eats everybody, eats the win. The fight now continues inside of giant titan pthalocy

Well, Muay Thai grants bonuses based on the target's size...this first drawing (http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2010/04/im-definitely-not-dead.html) sounds about right.

<continues to attack Pthalocy's internals until Pthalocy stealthpukes him back out>

Oh, you dropped this.  Might want it back.

<flips the win back to Pthalocy>
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: PiotraperPL on August 26, 2013, 06:26:08 AM
My 100th post, I'm so full of win right now.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: KA101 on August 26, 2013, 06:32:31 AM
My 100th post, I'm so full of win right now.

Congratulations!  Zeds got nuthin' on you and your None collection.  ;-)
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: PiotraperPL on August 26, 2013, 06:55:05 AM
My 100th post, I'm so full of win right now.

Congratulations!  Zeds got nuthin' on you and your None collection.  ;-)
"Hey, kids!"

"Wanna buy some none?"
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Otaku on August 26, 2013, 07:39:18 AM
Yes. None is so good for digestion, I might have to prescribe some to Pth.......... Yeah, that guy who's name I can never spell. I will pay you top price for your nones, I will pay off all of the debt in rotten meat (rotten)s.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: PiotraperPL on August 26, 2013, 08:11:11 AM
Yes. None is so good for digestion, I might have to prescribe some to Pth.......... Yeah, that guy who's name I can never spell. I will pay you top price for your nones, I will pay off all of the debt in rotten meat (rotten)s.
Here it is!
*hands Otaku 5 nones*
Now I must go! My people need me!
*crashes the game*
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Inquisitor Dust on August 26, 2013, 11:47:56 AM
The program "Cataclysm" has stopped working.
>Send Error Report
>Close Program
>Secure the Win

You got "Win" x1!

What now?
>Eat the Win
>Secure PreCalculus Textbook
>Wrestle Bears
>Do do do do doooo do de do do doooooooo
>Dance if You Want to

You got "PreCalc Textbook" x1
----
Seriously guys, I needed that book. OR ELSE I GOTTA PAY FOR IT *le gaspe*
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: woflsipder on August 26, 2013, 12:01:41 PM
Takes the none and returns it to the forth dimension where it turns into liquid win.
Uses the liquid win to water his crops.
Ends the world hunger by winning.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Alkheemist on August 26, 2013, 01:54:17 PM
Wait wait wait. So you liquefied a solid object, then proceeded to water crops with it? well extrapolating from previous statements, the win is:
Corrosion resistant
Non-toxic
Crunchy

From my predictions, the win appears to be glass. Therefore you just set your crops on fire by pouring molten glass on them. Good work.

Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: woflsipder on August 26, 2013, 11:48:00 PM
From my experiences win is beneficial to anyone trying to achieve a goal. In my case it was to end the world hunger and by all laws of winning a win cannot lose and if i cannot lose in my goal while im having the win , it means i have won achieving my goal.
So yeah it was worth it.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on August 28, 2013, 06:48:43 AM
Yes. None is so good for digestion, I might have to prescribe some to Pth.......... Yeah, that guy who's name I can never spell. I will pay you top price for your nones, I will pay off all of the debt in rotten meat (rotten)s.

You can call me Edmund if that's any easier.

Also the Win needs a wash before we continue play.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: PiotraperPL on August 29, 2013, 01:24:45 AM
Also the Win needs a wash before we continue play.
Yes! You are right! Let me take care of it. *takes the win*
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bubbadoo14 on August 29, 2013, 04:32:08 AM
Holy Magikarp! I am gone for a week (actually six days) and there is 4 new pages! I counted and you guys made 54 posts in 6 days! (and mostly by Pthalocy :P, btw why is your username from? Bubbadoo is what my parents nicknamed me. :P )

By the way, I am curious... can anyone else not stand silence when on the computer? I like silence normally unless it's raining, I love just sitting and listening to the rain. but, on the computer I like to have my TV on, my fan at max, and itunes running.

Oh and speaking of rain, it's been raining huge amounts these past few days here in the desert! Lot's of rain falls and then stops, then tomorrow it would rain hard again and so on. thank god that the floods went away pretty quickly! Hell on the last day it was hailing! and where I live to mountain runoff streams right next to our house and floods our road, then flows off. On the worst day the deepest part of the water reached my thighs! We found out all of our dogs LOOOOOOOVE water! they would play fetch in it, and would rough house in it! I can upload pictures and videos later, if you guys are curious.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on August 29, 2013, 08:30:33 AM
My username comes from the chemical Phthalocyanine. (Thay-lo-SY-a-nine.) It is responsible for this (http://b2bimg.bridgat.com/files/Phthalocyanine_Green.jpg) colouration in paint pigment. I used to paint quite a bit; it was a favourite along with a couple other pigments. (Phthalos also come in a similarly obscenely saturated blue (http://i2.squidoocdn.com/resize/squidoo_images/250/draft_lens20808619module166668136photo_1362778860a___a.jpg).)

I really like that green, it's insane on paper. Also, the username is almost unanimously never taken by anyone because of the silent PTLHPTHLTLTPHL in it. Unless I've signed up twice and forgotten myself. In that case I go with Selenos (selenosulphide is a rich yellow-orange), or Acridone (quinacridone is illegal shades of purple.)

LONG STORY SHORT GREEN IS THE COLOUR OF CHAMPIONS BUT I ALSO COME IN RAINBOW.


Please do share pics, I love seeing where other people live their lives. They're never much like my own home and I tend to learn things.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Alkheemist on August 29, 2013, 10:19:09 AM
Well usernames generally have intriguiging backgrounds around them, mine doesn't really. I just liked chemistry, and this username practically guaranteed re-usability across different websites. Because nobody ever swaps out a single syllable group in the middle of a antiquated word with a similar sounding one and then uses it as a username.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: woflsipder on August 29, 2013, 10:36:39 AM
I am the king of silence. I used to like background noise from tv's , but now i do most thing in silence to focus easier and not waste electricity on things unnecessary.
I never listen to music , because i like only few songs and the whole music industry is stupid when billions of songs are unoriginal and about love.
Seriously they are running out of ideas.

Also i chose this username because when it's spelled backwards it sounds like redpisflow (i know i have a typo in my username it was supposed to be wolfsipder).
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on August 29, 2013, 03:07:55 PM
I always read your name as wafflesipper and that makes no sense, but it makes me giggle just a tad.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: PiotraperPL on August 29, 2013, 07:39:50 PM
I know i have a typo in my username.
I have never noticed that. CANNOT BE UNSEEN

My nickname has three things in it:
1) Piotr - It's my real name. (you can call me Peter if you find my nickname too hard to type)
2) raper - It means rapper in Polish. When I was younger I wanted to become a rapper, but then internet happened.
3) PL - It was added just because people were reporting me for a "bad word" in my nickname so I could explain them I am from Poland and I had no idea, though it no longer seems to be a problem, as xXx420PussySlayer69GayPaladin1337xXx became an acceptable nickname.

Oh, and feel free to joke about my nickname, because there is not enough raep jokes on the internet.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bubbadoo14 on August 29, 2013, 08:24:49 PM
I will post pictures and upload vids when I get home.

also Pthalocy spell check ALWAYS wants to correct your name to Pathology. :P

Edit: I also forgot about my username, then number at the end is my age when I signed in. I turn 15 September 5. :D

The oldest accounts I signed in was when I was 8, like my old email was bubbadoo8@yahoo.com. I lost the old Runescape account though. :(

I feel your pain wolfsipder, my new Runescape account was misspelt. I on Runescape I am Gave Danger (I meant to put Grave Danger but yeah...)
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bubbadoo14 on August 29, 2013, 08:49:40 PM
I am scared to check whats new on 2 word story because I am at school. ;_;
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on August 29, 2013, 08:58:51 PM
Hello.

What are you doing?

No...   NO!   NO! NO  N-N-O-O-O!

(http://24.media.tumblr.com/645fea78713d86cca94efedfb88ea84a/tumblr_ms7t695eub1rx6x68o1_500.gif)
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: PiotraperPL on August 29, 2013, 09:11:37 PM
(http://img.sadistic.pl/pics/06d4744065b3.jpg)



Win is clean now and he is eager to play!
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: woflsipder on August 29, 2013, 10:16:50 PM
i never noticed the raper in your username. I usually read the usernames whole , not in parts.
ah , i should have invested more points in perception when spawning.

I always read pthalocy exactly like it's written , p t h alocy.
You would ask why and i would answer - because i can *puts on sunglasses*.
(yay for being born with a mother language that supports many sounds!plus having Russian friends in childhood.)
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on August 29, 2013, 10:17:38 PM
He just wants a kiss.

And a chance to taste your delicious flesh.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Alcatraz on August 30, 2013, 12:01:20 AM
I loved that Mythbuster episode.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: PiotraperPL on August 30, 2013, 12:52:26 AM
>wofl
Why did you mentioned this? It bugs me a lot now ;-;

I would sell my soul to gtaguy, just to unsee this.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on August 30, 2013, 01:06:12 AM
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There, my masterpiece.   The hand's a bit off, though...
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Alcatraz on August 30, 2013, 01:26:33 AM
It looks like the hand was stuck in a trash compacter.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on August 30, 2013, 01:28:56 AM
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There, my masterpiece.   The hand's a bit off, though...
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Alcatraz on August 30, 2013, 02:01:20 AM
repost!
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on August 30, 2013, 02:02:46 AM
I changed it.   A bit.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: PiotraperPL on August 30, 2013, 10:32:30 AM
I changed it.   A bit.
My nemesis...

...Spot The Diffirence, we meet again.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Alcatraz on August 30, 2013, 10:43:29 AM
I see it.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: PiotraperPL on August 30, 2013, 10:51:18 AM
Quote
OBJECTION! THAT'S NOT A FUCKING ANSWER!
Quote
OBJECTION! THAT FUCKING HURTS!
I found it
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on August 30, 2013, 10:59:47 AM
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There, my masterpiece.   The hand's a bit off, though...
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on August 30, 2013, 06:15:46 PM
hahaha, my name baffles autocorrect.

Most friends shorten it to 'piff' for some reason.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: woflsipder on August 30, 2013, 06:55:59 PM
How is it possible to pull piff out of pth?
I thought the pthalocy is intended to sound like falocy.

Today i bought a shirt with 'epic win' written on it.

They say money can't buy happiness , but it just did.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on August 30, 2013, 07:15:29 PM
There are 10 kinds of people in this world:  Ones that can understand binary and ones that get laid steal wins.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Alkheemist on August 31, 2013, 01:08:12 AM
There are 10 kinds of people in this world: People who understand binary, people who have never seen this joke before, people who count in ternary and people who know that REAL programmers start counting from zero.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on August 31, 2013, 01:25:38 AM
Two plus two is .... ten. IN BASE FOUR I'M FINE.

How is it possible to pull piff out of pth?
I thought the pthalocy is intended to sound like falocy.

People read 'pth' as 'pith' and it went from there. Language is silly.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bubbadoo14 on August 31, 2013, 06:22:31 AM
Finally! I think Malwarebytes got rid of the virus! now I can access the forums! Damn thing prevented me from accessing random sites and sent me back to Google.com for some reason. Now I can post pictures! (not videos yet, I will next month when my bandwidth rolls over).
(click to show/hide)

PS: Do you guys like my new profile picture?

Edit: fixed the pictures nevermind, it still goes back to the small version even though I removed the s on the links.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Alkheemist on August 31, 2013, 06:34:23 AM
You do realise you just posted a bunch of tiny pics? (heh, tinypic)
anyway, to look at bubbadoo14's pictures, remove the s before the .jpg
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bubbadoo14 on August 31, 2013, 07:09:25 AM
Oh and just so you know that "lake" is our road. We also live in a desert, it only rains this badly about once a year. The past 2 years I have lived jere the rain has never been THIS bad. You HAVE to look at the vids once I am able to upload them!
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: woflsipder on August 31, 2013, 01:30:32 PM
My cat is a real fighter.
He killed a mouse and pooped on it's corpse.

That is a pure case of winning.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on August 31, 2013, 06:13:17 PM
OH shiiit floods! We don't really get those where I am, and on the one or two occasions we do... it's rather hilly where I am, instead of road rivers we get little lakes at intersections and the canal eats the bike paths beside it at worst.

If we get a really snowy winter this season though.... oh man you can bet I will post pics of it. Hope all your homes aren't soaked on the inside!
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bubbadoo14 on September 01, 2013, 01:22:09 AM
No, our homes weren't flooded at all, that road river was probably the largest flood around us, other than our back yard that is full of water, poor goats shelter's roof flew off and they had no shelter!
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bubbadoo14 on September 01, 2013, 07:12:48 AM
Well write fanfic about my crotch and call me Robert.
Well chew my grand-parents and call me maybe.
Well rub my steak and call me Steve.
Well rustle my arse and call me auntie.
Well prance around in my face and call me Robert.
Well rustle my hose and call me grandma.
Well write a book about my goatee and call me Batman.
Well chew my buttocks and call me Brian.
Well fart on my thighs and call me Jeffrey.
Well hold my grand-parents and call me auntie.

http://orteil.dashnet.org/callmeshirley (http://orteil.dashnet.org/callmeshirley) is really entertaining! (so is http://orteil.dashnet.org/cookieclicker/ (http://orteil.dashnet.org/cookieclicker/))
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: PiotraperPL on September 01, 2013, 11:40:15 AM
(so is http://orteil.dashnet.org/cookieclicker/ (http://orteil.dashnet.org/cookieclicker/))
Enter only If you want to sacrifice a day of your life on something stupid (but fun :D)
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bubbadoo14 on September 01, 2013, 01:06:05 PM
Hah! Soon everyone will be too sucked up into that game long enough to let me win! (AKA infinity)

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AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA


>:D
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on September 01, 2013, 01:19:59 PM
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Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: trusty_patches on September 01, 2013, 04:25:24 PM
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/22c8f71071fc64af7004ee899f1e3d33/tumblr_mm0algddtO1s8n1q1o1_500.jpg)
What a nice thread you have here
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on September 01, 2013, 04:30:08 PM
"It would be a-"
"FUCK NO!"
And then a man with a large sword killed him.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: trusty_patches on September 01, 2013, 04:31:42 PM
(http://i.qkme.me/3tppfc.jpg)
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Otaku on September 02, 2013, 01:33:54 PM
Welll... back to the username discussion.

I usually have Vfdhs Vgj. Yes.
One day I was bothered that none of my usual logins were working. I slapped the keyboard with my face.
Quote from: Any Website (almost)
Username Available

The problem for unique usernames:
Edmund (thanks for the easier name)  (https://www.google.com/search?q=Pthalocy+&rls=com.microsoft:en-US:IE-ContextMenu&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&sourceid=ie7)
Mrnocamera (https://www.google.com/search?q=Mrnocamera&rls=com.microsoft:en-US:IE-ContextMenu&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&sourceid=ie7)
 Alkheemist has to specify Alkheemist (https://www.google.com/search?q=+Alkheemist&rls=com.microsoft:en-US:IE-ContextMenu&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&sourceid=ie7#nfpr=1&q=Alkheemist&rls=com.microsoft:en-US:IE-ContextMenu)
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on September 02, 2013, 01:35:58 PM
The problem for unique usernames?  Does that mean we caused the problem or found a way around the problem?

I need coffee.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Otaku on September 02, 2013, 01:43:12 PM
You created the problem. Now you can be tracked across the inter-webs. Like your youtube account, or your Fanfiction account, or LoL account, or Baystation12, or Kongregate, or Bay12, or Terraria, or DeviantArt account (why do you have that? You have not done anything with it. Unless it's for the age restriction. Hmm).

Oh, inter-webs, you are my friend.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on September 02, 2013, 01:46:48 PM
I have a DeviantArt account?

That's new to me.

I lost the computer I had that could run LoL, Terraria has decided to not run at all due to issues with USB's and getting it before the steam release and the Fanfiction thing kinda went shitty quickly.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Alkheemist on September 02, 2013, 02:02:19 PM
HOLY SHIT
I still remember all the places that I have accounts on. And that showed up on the google search
I have 3 entire pages of search entries of my influence. Cool. But Otaku, I bet you can't get that username on somewhere like chucklefish or bay12 or yogscast or something.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Otaku on September 02, 2013, 02:45:37 PM
No, you are right. (even harder in anime circles).

Then I resort to the face->keyboard technique.

Vfdhs Vgj
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on September 02, 2013, 09:06:17 PM
Hahaha, "Pathology"
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bubbadoo14 on September 02, 2013, 11:15:25 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAH
*Cough Cough Weeze*

Anyways, so I googled my username and apparently there is some person I don't know of that goes by SirBubbadoo, WAT.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bubbadoo14 on September 03, 2013, 06:21:37 AM
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/bcabc0403a8d7053ad6c8535ee2ff4f9/tumblr_mqsdvfFnqR1qevm6qo1_1280.png)
This image is full of win.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on September 03, 2013, 09:46:08 PM
And that's why I don't play The Sims anymore. ...wait I couldn't manage to play the game more than a couple irl days and that was enough to get a dumb screenshot. Heh.

I get the win for making that pic, of course.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: PiotraperPL on September 03, 2013, 10:00:56 PM
I have a win-flavoured pie.
I mean... I had a win-flavoured pie.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Iosyn on September 03, 2013, 10:30:33 PM
Hnnnng. I just finished Fate/Zero season 2.
Absolutely fucking glorious, all of it.

Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bubbadoo14 on September 04, 2013, 08:09:12 PM
I am extremely curious and I have to ask... does anyone else dislike the taste of water?
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on September 04, 2013, 08:11:32 PM
Me, kinda.   Really cold water?   Nope.    Really warm water?   Nope.    Warm water?   NOPE.    Cold water?   Meh.    Room temp water?  Sometimes.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bubbadoo14 on September 04, 2013, 08:16:33 PM
I dislike water in general, but I have to drink it to live. :/
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bubbadoo14 on September 05, 2013, 01:19:30 AM
(click to show/hide)
(click to show/hide)

EDIT: spoilered the pic 'cause don't want no seizures, also, I just found out you can use the color light blue but it's not shown in the color drop box, I wonder if there is any other colors that work...

Dark red works!
light green works!
(very different from Lime green)
anyone else want to expiriment, I got to get back to work on my first story (Just got in trouble by my teacher because of this D:)
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: KA101 on September 05, 2013, 01:51:07 AM
Hey, any possibility of tagging that vibro-gif?  Colleague of mine might seize if she saw it.

Thanks.  I'll hold the win for you in the meantime.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: DerpyBilbo on September 05, 2013, 02:39:39 AM
So... yeah.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: PiotraperPL on September 05, 2013, 06:36:06 AM
Hey, any possibility of tagging that vibro-gif?  Colleague of mine might seize if she saw it.

Thanks.  I'll hold the win for you in the meantime.
Hey! Look! A dollar!

steals the win while KA101 is distracted
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on September 05, 2013, 01:29:07 PM
Ohjesus homestuck stuff. The characters keep shuffling looks whenever I run into 'em again.

/nopes outta there, takes the win with
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: deadmerits on September 06, 2013, 05:02:20 AM
So... did I win yet? And why don't I leave banana peels on the ground to slip up pursuers? 
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: PiotraperPL on September 06, 2013, 06:42:02 AM
Good idea!
/runs away with the win, leaving goo pits behind
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on September 06, 2013, 07:09:23 AM
Omnomnom compostables!

I AM A TREE MAN your bananapeels and goo only make me stronger!
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: trusty_patches on September 06, 2013, 11:44:03 AM
Do not watch this video. Seriously. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6k01DIVDJlY)
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: PiotraperPL on September 06, 2013, 01:25:26 PM
Do not watch this video. Seriously. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6k01DIVDJlY)
This will help me fight off offensive vegetarians. You know, the kind of vegetarian that tries to convert you everyone around to vegetarianism.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: trusty_patches on September 06, 2013, 02:07:12 PM
This will help me fight off offensive vegetarians. You know, the kind of vegetarian that tries to convert you everyone around to vegetarianism.
Huh. Nice idea.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on September 07, 2013, 05:43:35 AM
Haha, duck wang.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on September 07, 2013, 08:34:36 AM
I can finally buy that lake house.  I'll run around naked all day!  Hahaha, dangly parts.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: trusty_patches on September 07, 2013, 02:35:54 PM
Reminder - you're here forever.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on September 07, 2013, 04:23:32 PM
Oh sufferers!   Come out and pla-ay!

Are you sure these are mercy killings?

For the last time, would you rather die a horrible, green fever death, or receive a nice clean pipe to the temple?
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Gatora on September 07, 2013, 06:52:02 PM
Hello everyone!
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: vultures on September 07, 2013, 07:00:09 PM
"Mommy says dairy aches my tummy!"

"By the time you hear the siren,
 It's already too late
 One goes to the morgue and the other' jail
 One guy's wasted and the other's a waste"
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on September 07, 2013, 07:04:00 PM
Trigger warning: rape
(click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: PiotraperPL on September 07, 2013, 07:57:50 PM
Trigger warning: rape
(click to show/hide)

You are threatening or promising?
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on September 07, 2013, 08:04:32 PM
Trigger warning: rape
(click to show/hide)

You are threatening or promising?

Promise.
Promise.
Promise.
Promise.
Promise.
Promise.
Promise.
Promise.
Promise.
Promise.
Promise.
Promise.
Promise.
Promise.
Promise.
Promise.
Promise.
Promise.
Promise.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Gatora on September 07, 2013, 08:08:42 PM
mrnocamera i now know your plan so i will call the police and they will throw you in jail.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on September 07, 2013, 08:12:46 PM
mrnocamera i now know your plan so i will call the police and they will throw you in jail.
I will force you to drop the soap.   Then I will tear your face off.   And eat it.
I will force you to drop the soap.   Then I will tear your face off.   And eat it.
I will force you to drop the soap.   Then I will tear your face off.   And eat it.
I will force you to drop the soap.   Then I will tear your face off.   And eat it.
I will force you to drop the soap.   Then I will tear your face off.   And eat it.
I will force you to drop the soap.   Then I will tear your face off.   And eat it.
I will force you to drop the soap.   Then I will tear your face off.   And eat it.
I will force you to drop the soap.   Then I will tear your face off.   And eat it.
I will force you to drop the soap.   Then I will tear your face off.   And eat it.
I will force you to drop the soap.   Then I will tear your face off.   And eat it.
I will force you to drop the soap.   Then I will tear your face off.   And eat it.
I will force you to drop the soap.   Then I will tear your face off.   And eat it.
I will force you to drop the soap.   Then I will tear your face off.   And eat it.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bubbadoo14 on September 07, 2013, 10:37:48 PM
Aha! I am finally able to go on this site! By the way guys, my birthday was 2 days ago (Sept. 5) and I couldn't post. >_<
"By the time you hear the siren,
 It's already too late
 One goes to the morgue and the other' jail
 One guy's wasted and the other's a waste"
It goes down the same as the thousand before
No one's getting smarter
No one's learning the score
Your never ending spree of death and violence and hate
Is gonna tie your own rope
Tie your own rope
Tie your own
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: KA101 on September 08, 2013, 03:20:14 AM
Aha! I am finally able to go on this site! By the way guys, my birthday was 2 days ago (Sept. 5) and I couldn't post. >_<
"By the time you hear the siren,
 It's already too late
 One goes to the morgue and the other' jail
 One guy's wasted and the other's a waste"
It goes down the same as the thousand before
No one's getting smarter
No one's learning the score
Your never ending spree of death and violence and hate
Is gonna tie your own rope
Tie your own rope
Tie your own

Self-Esteem, by the Offspring.  Happy birthday!

<blows out the win>
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: deadmerits on September 08, 2013, 04:25:17 AM
Hour and five minute notice.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: KA101 on September 08, 2013, 05:34:20 AM
Hour and five minute notice.

Thanks for the notice!
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on September 08, 2013, 07:52:22 AM
Shotguns go well with babies.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: trusty_patches on September 08, 2013, 11:43:35 AM
I have a keg of chocolate syrup near my table. Don't ask me for what reason nor how I got it
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on September 08, 2013, 11:45:49 AM
I have 19 liters of relentless energy drink beside my bed.   How the fuck....
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: trusty_patches on September 08, 2013, 11:51:12 AM
> 19 liters
That's not much, I must say.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on September 08, 2013, 11:53:27 AM
Over here:   500ml: £2.70

Edit: And the 500ml?    Actually 450ml.      The crisp packet of energy drinks.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: trusty_patches on September 08, 2013, 11:57:00 AM
Over here:   500ml: £2.70
~150 roubles for 500 ml? That's shitty. I can buy 1 l bottle of good energetic for something near 1 pound.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on September 08, 2013, 12:33:32 PM
My new goal: become a moderator, win this thread.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on September 08, 2013, 12:39:54 PM
OBJECTION!

We need to do a COURT CASE one of these days!

TAKE THAT!
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: trusty_patches on September 08, 2013, 12:41:24 PM
My new goal: become a moderator, win this thread.
(http://up-ship.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/no-5.jpg)
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on September 08, 2013, 12:44:48 PM
Guys, I have found the most hilarious video ever, and it has NAKED PEOPLEZ AT THE END!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ)
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: trusty_patches on September 08, 2013, 12:46:18 PM
I know how half of the "Never Gonna Give You Up" links look like. Don't think you can fool us.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: vultures on September 08, 2013, 12:48:08 PM
Vultures , The Offspring

...
 And in the sun a loaded gun
 Makes for conversation
 All the while in denial
 It's too late for me to change

 And you were unchained
 Nothing more had changed
 I could fake it
 If you still hate me
 Confiscate me

What a grunge legacy it is...
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on September 08, 2013, 12:48:58 PM
Aw.

I did, however, find this in the sidebar.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BROWqjuTM0g (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BROWqjuTM0g)
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: trusty_patches on September 08, 2013, 12:55:24 PM
Whatever, I'm hungry. Wish forum had a dice function, it'll help me to decide what to eat.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on September 08, 2013, 12:58:45 PM
Okay, not gonna be a rickroll this time.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBH4g_ua5es (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBH4g_ua5es)
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Alkheemist on September 08, 2013, 01:03:27 PM
Personally I prefer this one:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RP3aj_f2djE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RP3aj_f2djE)
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on September 08, 2013, 02:28:56 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBH4g_ua5es (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBH4g_ua5es)
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: PiotraperPL on September 08, 2013, 04:51:06 PM
Bitches don't know about my infinite limewire (http://cristgaming.com/pirate.swf)
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on September 08, 2013, 05:24:16 PM
Bitches don't know about my infinite limewire (http://cristgaming.com/pirate.swf)

I raise you this:   http://www.listenonrepeat.com/watch/?v=gTw2YvutJRA (http://www.listenonrepeat.com/watch/?v=gTw2YvutJRA)
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: PiotraperPL on September 08, 2013, 08:34:57 PM
Bitches don't know about my infinite limewire (http://cristgaming.com/pirate.swf)

I raise you this:   http://www.listenonrepeat.com/watch/?v=gTw2YvutJRA (http://www.listenonrepeat.com/watch/?v=gTw2YvutJRA)
I... I really like this.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bubbadoo14 on September 09, 2013, 02:27:13 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3F9xzgv5RxE&list=FLxMsZXWx5pG-5yxQst0tCCQ&index=7
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bubbadoo14 on September 09, 2013, 08:16:45 PM
*I then turn into a slime and absorb the wins delicious nutrients while everyone is distracted*
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on September 09, 2013, 08:20:39 PM
/me grabs a fire extinguisher and sprays Slime-Bubbadoo with it, killing it/him/her SS13-style.

/me then grabs the slimy remaints of the win and holds it up victoriously, before entering the bar and getting smashed on Pan-Galactic Gargle Blasters.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Alkheemist on September 10, 2013, 05:37:44 AM
I slip some sleep toxin into your drink, turning it into a neurotoxin. While you're out cold I steal the win and lock it in a locker. One of the old ones too, which are indestructible.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on September 10, 2013, 07:28:57 AM
I slip some sleep toxin into your drink, turning it into a neurotoxin. While you're out cold I steal the win and lock it in a locker. One of the old ones too, which are indestructible.
/me stuncuffs Alkheemist and drags him to the illicit ward, torturing him and stealing his ID.

/me then goes to the locker and takes the win, jumping on the ship at the last second and getting green-texted.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on September 10, 2013, 08:17:52 AM
I slip some sleep toxin into your drink, turning it into a neurotoxin. While you're out cold I steal the win and lock it in a locker. One of the old ones too, which are indestructible.

I don't think that's how neurotoxins work.

Also, for ALL your dinner randomizing needs: http://www.wizards.com/dnd/dice/dice.htm

Dice. Weird nerdy ones!

I win!
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Alkheemist on September 10, 2013, 11:38:13 AM
We're referring to SS13, in which there is a drink called the neurotoxin which stuns a person for up to 3 minutes. It's made by mixing equal parts Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster and Sleep toxin.

Also, please. I roll real dice. With faces and normal reaction forces and everything!
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on September 10, 2013, 04:05:29 PM
So do I, but you can't touch my dice because a) I'm in Canada and b) I wouldn't let you.

Best offer in a pinch for trusty_patches and their need of dinner. I hope they actually ate something by this point.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bubbadoo14 on September 10, 2013, 08:12:50 PM
Hah, reminds me I just happen to have ran into Alkeemist while playing Space Station 13 at 2:00 in the morning on a school night. :P
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on September 10, 2013, 08:20:04 PM
HOLD IT!

We need to do something...   [Speed lines] THAT SEEMS PHOENIX WRIGHT-Y!


Or, Y'know, just the normal stuff.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: PiotraperPL on September 10, 2013, 11:16:38 PM
I have no idea what are you talking about, but I'm taking the win with me.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bubbadoo14 on September 10, 2013, 11:20:50 PM
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Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on September 10, 2013, 11:31:12 PM
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Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on September 11, 2013, 06:30:21 AM
(http://newsimg.ngfiles.com/152000/152554_StopRightThereCriminalScum.jpg)

Sixty nine pages and no innuendos yet?

PAY THE COURT A WIN.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on September 11, 2013, 07:24:32 AM
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Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bubbadoo14 on September 11, 2013, 08:35:56 PM
Go Sandy Valley Sidewinders!
(http://images.maxpreps.com.edgesuite.net/Mascot/NBRjN0C8Rk2nxRBCxC4zjA/UeNYgW3g5kiLjiHbwRUGYg/2,77/sidewinders_sandy_valley_boys_varsity_football_fall_12-13.gif)
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on September 11, 2013, 08:42:45 PM
Song spam activate.
http://www.listenonrepeat.com/watch/?v=9cHIi3h8aAo (http://www.listenonrepeat.com/watch/?v=9cHIi3h8aAo)
http://www.listenonrepeat.com/watch/?v=407GWFMdiuE (http://www.listenonrepeat.com/watch/?v=407GWFMdiuE)
http://www.listenonrepeat.com/watch/?v=-Apx1pSs30Q (http://www.listenonrepeat.com/watch/?v=-Apx1pSs30Q)  (With a Homestuck music video.)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3AirZDtIMTM (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3AirZDtIMTM) (And because I like Scott Pilgrim.   The movie, Graphic novels/Comics and the Game.)
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on September 12, 2013, 07:19:04 PM
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(http://boourns.dynu.net/thumb/pics.11304559941964jg.jpg)
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on September 12, 2013, 07:36:29 PM
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(http://boourns.dynu.net/thumb/pics.11304559941964jg.jpg)
(http://isource.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/Phoneix-Wright.jpg)

Every character in this series HAS A EXCLAMATION MARK AFTER THEY SAY NO!

(http://images.wikia.com/aceattorney/images/c/ca/Phoenix_Objection.gif) TAKE THAT!
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on September 12, 2013, 07:44:06 PM
IT WAS IMPLIED.(!)
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on September 12, 2013, 07:45:27 PM
IT WAS IMPLIED. (!)
(http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/19208068.jpg)
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: FunsizeNinja123 on September 12, 2013, 10:24:07 PM
WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING HERE
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on September 12, 2013, 10:29:58 PM
(http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/19208068.jpg)
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bubbadoo14 on September 13, 2013, 05:12:30 AM
*Throws Coffee at Mrnocamera*
(http://images.wikia.com/aceattorney/images/d/d6/Phoenix_Coffee_to_Face_2.gif)
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on September 13, 2013, 05:25:41 AM
My coffee D:!
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: vultures on September 13, 2013, 05:26:38 AM
I'm like, eating your gonads or stuff, look at me hillbilly, I'm gonna be coded in and you're TOAST!

(http://cdn.imghack.se/images/a8413506c5490bfaa0f3f04712ac10fd.jpg) (http://www.imghack.se/120416)
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Rivet on September 13, 2013, 06:43:29 AM
If I ordered a drink at a bar and they served me that thing I wouldn't know whether to laugh or vomit.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on September 13, 2013, 07:26:53 AM
(http://youchew.net/wiki/images/6/66/Objection.jpg)
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on September 13, 2013, 02:06:37 PM
(http://youchew.net/wiki/images/6/66/Objection.jpg)

Yeah I passed that one by on google.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on September 13, 2013, 07:22:27 PM
Here is the background for my laptop.
(http://cdn.crackberry.com/sites/crackberry.com/files/styles/w325/public/images/wallpaper_20100707090152_18646485602.jpg?itok=ciOOGEOR)
Also, I kinda want this car for some reason.   I just like video games and phoenix wright is a good series.
(http://www.screwyouhippy.com/images/forza3/pw1.jpg)
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bubbadoo14 on September 14, 2013, 04:44:06 AM
Have some secret colors that are on here that I have discovered!
Dark Red
Light Green
Yellow Green
Dark Orange
Dark Green
Light Blue
Dark Blue
Grey (slightly different from default text color)
Light Grey
Dark Grey
Hot Pink
Salmon

That's what I have found so far...
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bubbadoo14 on September 14, 2013, 07:44:30 AM
I think I am going to make light grey my default text
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on September 14, 2013, 07:54:07 AM
Guys.   Later I shall DO THINGS!

If that's fine with you.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on September 14, 2013, 08:05:45 AM
Heh, Secret colours! cool.

I use #00AA66 for my speech in that rp thread, and #003366 for Hoss's.

I suppose typing out numbers is more tedious, but I enjoy the custom-ness of hex values.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on September 14, 2013, 08:09:26 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gar8L4z5Paw (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gar8L4z5Paw)
I dare you, I double dare you to watch it and know where everything comes from.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bubbadoo14 on September 14, 2013, 12:41:05 PM
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Holy crap it's 4:41 AM I should be sleeping! I will have to finish this at a later date.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on September 14, 2013, 12:45:23 PM
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me0wr53cww1rlvfu5o1_400.gif)(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mduk88EyPE1rn28wao1_400.gif)(http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/78100/clone-humping-air-o.gif)
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5udweJX4l1ro2ct5o1_500.gif)
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on September 14, 2013, 06:05:06 PM
Do I have to get the Nopegineer out again
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on September 14, 2013, 06:16:26 PM
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me0wr53cww1rlvfu5o1_400.gif)(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mduk88EyPE1rn28wao1_400.gif)(http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/78100/clone-humping-air-o.gif)
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5udweJX4l1ro2ct5o1_500.gif)
What do you think?

I should spam that.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: trusty_patches on September 14, 2013, 11:45:26 PM
Dicks.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Alkheemist on September 14, 2013, 11:46:13 PM
No, you really shouldn't. There are things you haven't even seen which fit the definition of spam that, and I know them all too well. From the last Last Man posting thread.

It took 10 minutes to load a single webpage because of all that spam. It did make nice patterns though.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on September 15, 2013, 08:09:51 AM
Screw it, spam.

(http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18h7u4oquubijjpg/original.jpg)
(https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQW37wrcZpY-tvKxRXZDsvWsrOsi60icr6A5PSBZ4YofnIA93vu)
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Alkheemist on September 15, 2013, 08:35:41 AM
I don't get why so many people dislike spam. It's salty and made of pork, so it's essentially bacon.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on September 15, 2013, 08:53:30 AM
It's not real bacon though. It's like snowballs when you want a twinkie.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bubbadoo14 on September 16, 2013, 02:58:29 AM
Spam is delicious.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on September 16, 2013, 05:23:03 AM
I've had neither spam nor snowballs. I literally have no excuse for my earlier opinions.

Joe Louis though. Awesome things.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bubbadoo14 on September 16, 2013, 09:21:17 PM
Never had a Joe Louis. :I
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on September 17, 2013, 12:10:40 AM
Never had bacon.

I AM READY FOR THE ANGRY MOB!

BRING IT, FUCKERS!
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Alkheemist on September 17, 2013, 06:03:44 AM
Angry? No, this mob feels only pity for those who have not been enlightened with the serenity of bacon.

Although seriously, it's pretty damn tasty.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: StoneCacti on September 17, 2013, 06:38:30 AM
Okay! Everyone stop posting!

I got this!

(click to show/hide)


(click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Iosyn on September 17, 2013, 10:25:05 AM
...Hey wait, someone posted a release date for X Rebirth?
No troll? Hallelujah.


Apparently it doesn't require a PhD in advanced space game menus anymore-- and that's a direct quote.
Guys, you better start praying, rapture confirmed for 15th Nov.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bubbadoo14 on September 17, 2013, 02:45:03 PM
...Hey wait, someone posted a release date for X Rebirth?
Wuzzat?
Title: DAILY-OR-SO REMINDER
Post by: trusty_patches on September 17, 2013, 04:14:15 PM
YOUR DICK IS MADE FROM MEAT AND SPONGE-LIKE STRUCTURE AND CAN BE SNAPPED
Title: Re: DAILY-OR-SO REMINDER
Post by: PiotraperPL on September 17, 2013, 08:03:45 PM
YOUR DICK IS MADE FROM MEAT AND SPONGE-LIKE STRUCTURE AND CAN BE SNAPPED
New insult: Dicksnapper
Title: Re: MOTHERF*CKER, I SAW WHAT YOU DID
Post by: Mrnocamera on September 17, 2013, 08:16:01 PM
YOUR DICK IS MADE FROM MEAT AND SPONGE-LIKE STRUCTURE AND CAN BE SNAPPED
New insult: Dicksnapper
New insult: RAINBOWBITCH
Title: WHAT DID I?
Post by: PiotraperPL on September 17, 2013, 09:17:48 PM
YOUR DICK IS MADE FROM MEAT AND SPONGE-LIKE STRUCTURE AND CAN BE SNAPPED
New insult: Dicksnapper
New insult: RAINBOWBITCH
But I thought we had "gay" already.
Not trying to insult anyone ofc.
Title: Re: IT TOOK ME LIKE 10 MINUTES TO REALIZE THAT
Post by: bubbadoo14 on September 17, 2013, 11:17:42 PM
it made it real confusing when I was looking at last post in general discussion, I was like what the ma-hay-hey it leads to last man posting?
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on September 17, 2013, 11:28:13 PM
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/84/Jos_Louis.jpg)

No more dicksnaps and bitches of ye rainbow, I have arrived bearing desserts! Also I guess I spelled it wrong. Whatever. They are wincakes.
Title: Re: I'm English. Bye.
Post by: Mrnocamera on September 18, 2013, 07:35:22 AM
Hey.

Look at the title.

(https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSEwyeEJLO9w_XjApNdq-KCuYJx7vVQ1SYCj-ISH7mKJZsNq_Jn)
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on September 18, 2013, 07:52:47 AM
Well I'm sorry if the french snack-cakes aren't good enough!

But I am Canadian.

Which explains the apology but then it was sarcastic so now I don't know what I am.




Oh. I'm the last man posting. HAW
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Alkheemist on September 18, 2013, 09:43:26 AM
You're the last man posting to your knowledge at that moment in time.

Gotta be specific. Trust me, I'm an engineer. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rp8hvyjZWHs)
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: trusty_patches on September 18, 2013, 11:36:00 AM
Nothing compares to russian pancakes. They're thin, awesome and you can combine them with everything you want. Caviar? Of course. Meat? Hell fucking yea. Cheese? Sure. Berries? Yes, indeed.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on September 18, 2013, 01:36:15 PM
You're the last man posting to your knowledge at that moment in time.

Gotta be specific. Trust me, I'm an engineer. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rp8hvyjZWHs)

Heh. Given the forum setup timestamps all posts, I figured that would have been redundant to point out.

Mmm, pancakes. I do mine up with hotsauce somedays.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bubbadoo14 on September 18, 2013, 06:27:51 PM
You guys have a weird taste in pancakes.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on September 18, 2013, 06:29:47 PM
I like me pancakes wif' some of that dere maple syrap.

Gotta looove dat maple syrap.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: trusty_patches on September 18, 2013, 07:42:29 PM
The only russian food i'll never understand is the "french meat"
You get meat, put some mayo over it, cover it with onion and cheese and put in oven.
And no, it's not tasty. At all. It's fucking TERRIBLE.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: vultures on September 18, 2013, 08:07:02 PM
Those russian pancakes are actually italian. They even have a name coming from a city or whatnot. It's as to differ from thick and more buttery dough used when making british, stacked pancakes.
You should try having thin pancakes with banana pieces (1/2") and some vanilla/chocolate cream, not topping. Oh, and some homemade jam from peaches or apricots, but only if you wanna see rainbows. :-P
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on September 19, 2013, 05:55:33 AM
I like me pancakes wif' some of that dere maple syrap.

Gotta looove dat maple syrap.

I'm.... confused. Was that Wisconsin, Michigan, or Nova Scotia you just sounded like?

My dad does up pancakes so the base dough isn't sweet. We use them to make egg and ham breakfast wraps, hence my use of hotsauce. Mmm.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Alkheemist on September 19, 2013, 08:39:33 AM
ey, he sounded like dem trolls da ze~

(WH40K, I think)
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on September 19, 2013, 02:51:04 PM
Well I'mma enjoy dat dere maple syrupp, anyway, eh? If it's all the same to yoo there.
Title: Re: Last troll posting!
Post by: Alkheemist on September 19, 2013, 03:13:52 PM
ey, dis 'ere might just be summfin, we'z should keeps it goin', eh?
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on September 19, 2013, 03:48:11 PM
Yeh bruv, letz do dis'.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: trusty_patches on September 19, 2013, 06:34:52 PM
You'll never know what'd hit you.
Ever.
(http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2013/159/f/a/trixie_eqg_emote_by_serendipony-d6888pb.png)
*totally not poisoning every random piece of food I don't like*
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on September 20, 2013, 02:40:09 AM
No. No I will not.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on September 21, 2013, 07:40:35 AM
NOOOOOOOO!

/me comes out of nowhere and kicks the win out of Pthalocy's hands.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on September 21, 2013, 07:47:48 AM
*Eats your kicky foot! Or at least chews on it aggressively!*

Damnit why did I get all these dragon thingies, they're pretty and clicky and the blue egg's gonna die soon. THIS IS JUST LIKE TAMAGOTCHI ALL OVER AGAIN don't I have an aquarium for this already?
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bubbadoo14 on September 21, 2013, 08:02:26 AM
*Eats your kicky foot! Or at least chews on it aggressively!*

Damnit why did I get all these dragon thingies, they're pretty and clicky and the blue egg's gonna die soon. THIS IS JUST LIKE TAMAGOTCHI ALL OVER AGAIN don't I have an aquarium for this already?
That's why I avoid that thing like the plague, I am to busy playing Cookie Clciker anyways.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: trusty_patches on September 21, 2013, 07:42:48 PM
(click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on September 21, 2013, 07:48:19 PM
(click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: trusty_patches on September 21, 2013, 07:56:36 PM
Wish I had such thing.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on September 21, 2013, 08:14:48 PM
Anyone remember this guy?
(https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRCuHfd2DhvmQALUDZhllrmH2ugq0NI0Q_mprVu7HRx-4lAPVoKRQ)
Excuse my Shakespearian, but...

"Fucketh thou in thee buttocks, thy ghoulish twat!"
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bubbadoo14 on September 21, 2013, 08:58:39 PM
Anyone remember this guy?
(https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRCuHfd2DhvmQALUDZhllrmH2ugq0NI0Q_mprVu7HRx-4lAPVoKRQ)
Excuse my Shakespearian, but...

"Fucketh thou in thee buttocks, thy ghoulish twat!"
Yeah, he aged pretty quickly though.
(http://img371.imageshack.us/img371/7135/pokeybossjm7.png)
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: vultures on September 22, 2013, 03:04:02 AM
Yeah, that's it. Just relax. Have another drink, few more pretzels, little more MSG. Turn on those Dallas Cowboys on your TV. Lock your doors. Close your mind. It's time for the two-minute warning.

 Welcome to 1984
 Are you ready for the third world war?!?
 You too will meet the secret police
 They'll draft you and they'll jail your niece

 You'll go quitely to boot camp
 They'll shoot you dead, make you a man
 Don't you worry, it's for a cause
 Feeding global corporations' claws

 Die on our brand new poison gas
 El Salvador or Afghanistan
 Making money for President Reagan
 And all the friends of President Reagan

California, Uber Alles.

DKs - We've Got A Bigger Problem Now
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on September 22, 2013, 09:16:43 AM
Hey.   I like this. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYtlwsy_xio)
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: trusty_patches on September 22, 2013, 11:26:16 AM
I've captured the win.
Do not post or I'll rip his head off and shit down his neck.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on September 22, 2013, 11:29:06 AM
/me whistles, causing a massive avalanche and launching the win over to him.

"As you were, Mentlegen."
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: trusty_patches on September 22, 2013, 05:10:02 PM
It was merely a setback.
* Suddenly pulls out the Obnoxious Cicada and slowly takes the win away while holding aim on closest person
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on September 22, 2013, 05:30:53 PM
* Random ninja frontflips over Trusty and punches him/her/it/UFO  in the face/face equivalent.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: FunsizeNinja123 on September 22, 2013, 05:39:17 PM
* Random ninja frontflips over Trusty and punches him/her/it/UFO  in the face/face equivalent.

I DID NOT AGREE TO THIS.

*Summons SCP-9001*
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on September 22, 2013, 05:42:55 PM
/me drinks SCP-9001
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: trusty_patches on September 22, 2013, 08:56:23 PM
* Patches gives everyone a none and runs away, laughing idiotically
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on September 22, 2013, 09:19:19 PM
To the North, you hear an explosion!
You see here an exploded Pthalocy.
You poke it. x5
You poke it.
It explodes again!
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bubbadoo14 on September 23, 2013, 01:58:20 AM
To the North, you hear an explosion!
You see here an exploded Pthalocy.
You poke it. x5
You poke it.
It explodes again!

Gross.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on September 23, 2013, 07:40:04 AM
Ninja your dragons are hatching! I have given them their daily click snacks.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on September 23, 2013, 07:45:16 AM
/me waits, then...  Smiles.    "I  know your weakness, Pthalocy." He saids, holding a Deagle to the head of his blue dragon.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: trusty_patches on September 23, 2013, 02:45:37 PM
* "TIME FOR SOME WHOPPING ACTION" - Patches screams and hits the Deagle out of Mrnocamera's hands with the zweihander
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on September 23, 2013, 05:17:29 PM
Mrnocamera: The small turquoise dragon appears to have coiled it's tail around a twelve-gauge shotgun. The tip is on the trigger!

Do not test his patience.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on September 23, 2013, 05:18:33 PM
/me takes out another gun and holds it to the egg.  "Fire and I swear I'll shoot."
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on September 23, 2013, 07:46:35 PM
The egg begins to tick ominously. You might want to step back from that.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on September 23, 2013, 07:54:46 PM
(INTENSE BATTLE BETWEEN INVISIBLE INTERNET MAN AND DRAGON THINGS!)

/me kicks the egg at the blue dragon.   "INTERNET POWERS!   ACTIVATE!" He shouts, causing a pink unicorn farting flames and rainbows to fall from the sky with a ninja pirate cyborg cat wielding a gold-plated desert eagle that fires desert eagles that fire bullets that desert eagles come out of and then they fire bullets that hurt.

Ha.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on September 23, 2013, 09:11:05 PM
The dragons are now diamonds. They also smell fresher than you.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Alkheemist on September 24, 2013, 05:07:52 AM
I don't even...

Also, Pthalocy, you should've read up on your physical chemistry first.
The bullets would strike the dragons and then shatter them, since diamonds are terrible at absorbing energy. Hardness != Toughness.

You collapse around your pile of crystallised, shattered dragon and weep. I offer my condolences.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on September 24, 2013, 07:24:10 AM
Don't tell me what I do!

I sob grossly to the point of gagging, thank you. Big booger cry, for I do not cry like a manly man. I cry like a cryer.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Alkheemist on September 24, 2013, 07:39:20 AM
I will avenge your dragon Pthalocy.

/me  catches one of the desert eagles and shoots Mrnocamera and his troupe.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on September 24, 2013, 07:40:43 AM
/me , being a being only existing on the internet, is unharmed.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on September 24, 2013, 07:53:50 AM
Apparently in response to having guns pointed at it, Selenos just got bigger.

And faster. And dodge-skilled-ier. Cooool. You encouraged it to beef up!

Looks like the egg's cracked too. You were right about diamonds being brittle. Heh.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: trusty_patches on September 24, 2013, 03:09:57 PM
Xan Kriegor appears on the scene and kicks everyones' ass, stealing the win and bringing it to me.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: HS1342 on September 24, 2013, 03:55:40 PM
*From beyond the hills, a rain of active mininukes emerges and rains over everyone on the battlefield,
causing great disorder as they explode!
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on September 24, 2013, 03:56:18 PM
Edmund is now green and antlery. He headbutts HS1342 for their nukeyness. WHUD!
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: HS1342 on September 24, 2013, 04:03:15 PM
Little did Edmund know, that HS1342 was far away from the madness. But he headbutted HS's loyal pawn:
THE DOOMINIZER-9000
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on September 24, 2013, 04:07:12 PM
/me airhumps at the THE DOOMINIZER-9000, causing it to explode.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: HS1342 on September 24, 2013, 04:22:14 PM
*The destruction of the doominizer-9000 causes an explosion equal to 100 tsar-bombs tied together with C4.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: trusty_patches on September 24, 2013, 04:24:14 PM
Patches starts washing the floor
You slip!
You slip!
You slip!
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: HS1342 on September 24, 2013, 05:03:47 PM
*The explosion even engulfs patches as he desperately tries to clean the ground of gore
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on September 24, 2013, 05:07:18 PM
/me survives the blast, due to the fact he is a being only existing on the internet, and thus does not exist.

/me also teleports to HS1342 and rams a very large sword into his/her genitals.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: trusty_patches on September 24, 2013, 05:09:48 PM
Patches mops HS1342's face
Patches starts washing the floor
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: HS1342 on September 24, 2013, 05:15:34 PM
*HS's body shudders and begins to move!
*Zombie HS begins to chew upon mrnocamera's toes!
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on September 24, 2013, 05:20:01 PM
/me summons a shotgun from the pits of hell and fires it at Zombie HS, then brings a Desert Eagle down from heaven and shoots him/her with it again.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: HS1342 on September 24, 2013, 05:25:24 PM
*Zombie HS, on his last breath, crawls away to the router and unplugs the internet
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on September 24, 2013, 05:28:09 PM
*Zombie HS, on his last breath, crawls away to the router and unplugs the internet
/me becomes a normal person and then plugs it back in.

The joy of not having to be serious.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: HS1342 on September 24, 2013, 05:32:22 PM
*HS was denied death, and respawns once again
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on September 24, 2013, 05:35:08 PM
(Shot with guns of both heaven and hell.   Get to your desired location of death.)
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: HS1342 on September 24, 2013, 05:39:09 PM
(Shot with guns of both heaven and hell.   Get to your desired location of death.)
(That backfired didn't it? And it appeared that my credit card was bad...)
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on September 24, 2013, 08:51:58 PM
YOU'VE PUT SO MUCH GINGER IN THIS, IT'S A WEASLEY!

Why did the chicken cross the road?    BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T COOK IT!

THIS PORK IS SO RAW, IT'S STILL SINGING "HAKUNA MATATA"!

YOU USED SO MUCH OIL, THE US IS TRYING TO INVADE THE PLATE!

AT LEAST HI

Gordon Ramsey, get the fuck off my computer.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on September 25, 2013, 02:22:53 PM
AHA! I post from my classroom.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: KA101 on September 25, 2013, 11:09:40 PM
While Pthalocy is too busy posting to pay attention in class, KA101 teaches the rest of the class about the Win.

They steal it from Pthalocy and it is never. seen. again.  Or until the next poster gets it back from them.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bubbadoo14 on September 26, 2013, 01:07:32 AM
PIZZA WIN PARTY!
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on September 26, 2013, 07:50:05 AM
no, idiot.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: KA101 on September 26, 2013, 08:00:04 AM
Ka'lol provides the beverages and cleans up afterwards, fortunate that everyone had such a good time that they forgot to take the Win with them.  He flips it up in the air and walks away.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on September 26, 2013, 08:02:57 AM
Mrnocamera rugby tackles Ka101 from behind, taking the win and his wallet.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bubbadoo14 on September 26, 2013, 08:24:02 AM
no, idiot.
;_;
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bubbadoo14 on September 26, 2013, 08:43:13 PM
THE DRAGONS! THEY HUNGER FOR ATTENTION AND CLICKS!
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on September 26, 2013, 08:45:34 PM
Suck.


My.


RAINBOWTEXT!
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bubbadoo14 on September 26, 2013, 09:17:06 PM
Suck.


My.


RAINBOWTEXT!
That's not TRUE Rainbow text! Did you forget about poor Roy G. Biv?
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Alkheemist on September 26, 2013, 11:27:58 PM
That's not TRUE Rainbow text! Did you forget about poor Roy G. Biv?
inb4 violet is pink
wait... he's actually use the codes for indigo and violet, and violet is pink. Wat.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: UberZacht on September 26, 2013, 11:35:31 PM
So we're doing Rainbow colors now? How !FUN!.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: KA101 on September 27, 2013, 12:05:20 AM
KA101 retrieves his wallet.  Since he wasn't carrying the win at the time Mrnocamera tackled him, obviously MNC stole a cheap plastic imitation or something...which he can keep, so far as KA101 cares.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bubbadoo14 on September 27, 2013, 12:41:57 AM
That's not TRUE Rainbow text! Did you forget about poor Roy G. Biv?
inb4 violet is pink
wait... he's actually use the codes for indigo and violet, and violet is pink. Wat.
I know! It is so annoying but I was jusrt like posting really quickly before my teacher catches me slacking! So I was like to hell with it violet is the new pink.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: UberZacht on September 27, 2013, 12:49:47 AM
That's not TRUE Rainbow text! Did you forget about poor Roy G. Biv?
inb4 violet is pink
wait... he's actually use the codes for indigo and violet, and violet is pink. Wat.
I know! It is so annoying but I was jusrt like posting really quickly before my teacher catches me slacking! So I was like to hell with it violet is the new pink.
Haha, my Desktop Publishing teacher would let me mess around on the forums in class. She was so cool...
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Alcatraz on September 27, 2013, 01:59:02 AM
Alcatraz tazes everyone.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on September 27, 2013, 07:33:11 AM
Mrnocamera screams "DON'T TAZE ME BRO!" and thus gains a oxymoron, and a moral victory.    And a temporary win.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bubbadoo14 on September 27, 2013, 08:18:19 AM
Alcatraz tazes everyone.
Alcatraz gets thrown into a time machine back in time so he can get put into Alcatraz prison on Alcatraz island. :P
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on September 27, 2013, 08:41:17 AM
*Edmund jumps into the time machine, but not before switching the dial to July of 1969*

I've got some moon landing to watch. Brb, watching humanity's biggest Win.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bubbadoo14 on September 27, 2013, 08:49:57 AM
*Edmund jumps into the time machine, but not before switching the dial to July of 1969*

I've got some moon landing to watch. Brb, watching humanity's biggest Win.
The use of the time machine requires a payment of one win, Sir Edmund.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on September 27, 2013, 06:13:16 PM
You owe me a win, bubbadoo.   

You know, for that time a owl tried to eat my tongue.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bubbadoo14 on September 27, 2013, 09:34:47 PM
You owe me a win, bubbadoo.   

You know, for that time a owl tried to eat my tongue.
*sends owl to attack Mrnocamera*
(http://mediad.publicbroadcasting.net/p/kplu/files/styles/card/public/201211/barred%20owl.jpg)
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on September 27, 2013, 09:40:58 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v289/fahm/SasukeBrokenNeck-animado.gif)(http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view5/2372262/burning-man-o.gif)
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on September 28, 2013, 08:19:56 AM
Calling me Sir Edmund implies I have been Knighted. Since this isn't happening in the forseeable future, I do not need to pay my win to travel to the past. I already have.

Besides, screw the rules. I'm a prince in Narnia, I do what I want. /eats candy MNGMNMLGNMN TURKISH DELIGHTS
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on September 28, 2013, 08:39:13 AM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v289/fahm/SasukeBrokenNeck-animado.gif)(http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view5/2372262/burning-man-o.gif) < Pthalocy
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: HS1342 on September 28, 2013, 08:52:03 AM
*HS stumbles past the chaos, obviously drunk
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on September 28, 2013, 08:54:15 AM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v289/fahm/SasukeBrokenNeck-animado.gif)(http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view5/2372262/burning-man-o.gif) <HS1342
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: 100Rads on September 28, 2013, 01:14:06 PM
A NEW CHALLENGER ENTERS TEH GAEM!!!
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on September 28, 2013, 01:15:31 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v289/fahm/SasukeBrokenNeck-animado.gif)(http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view5/2372262/burning-man-o.gif) <100Rads
That's now my thing.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: 100Rads on September 28, 2013, 02:08:08 PM
THE NEW CHALLENGER BURNS INTO A CRISPY STEAK
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on September 28, 2013, 02:09:30 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v289/fahm/SasukeBrokenNeck-animado.gif)(http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view5/2372262/burning-man-o.gif) <Radiated Crispy stake
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: 100Rads on September 28, 2013, 02:12:16 PM
THE RADIATED CRISPY STAKE COUNTERATTACKS WITH HIS INFAMOUS SCOPED CROWBAR!
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on September 28, 2013, 02:14:58 PM
(http://madpwnage.net/images/scoped_grenade_launching_silenced_pistol_bipod_attached_katana_handle_crowbar.jpg)
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Alkheemist on September 28, 2013, 03:22:52 PM
That is the most useless piece of equipment ever.

Sword is unusable as a sword, since only the hook protrudes.
Upside down grenade launcher, the pinnacle of ergonomics.
Silenced pistol uses magazine as grip. *cringe*
Pistol uses curved magazine.
Scope is mounted on the side, rendering it useless for sighting using the silenced pistol
Scope is a high-magnification rifle scope, whereas the pistol is a silenced pistol. Effective ranges are completely out.
Crowbar becomes ineffective, as the rest of the item is too bulky for the point to be stuck in anywhere.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: 100Rads on September 28, 2013, 06:36:56 PM
Well, you sure can ruin the fun of cool looking stuff :(
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on September 28, 2013, 10:33:15 PM
Hey, what's worse than getting attacked by a zombie?

Getting attacked by a zombie that's on fire.

HAHA! I AM FLAMMABLE AND IT ONLY MAKES ME STRONGERRR... what's this?

Why isn't my labcoat burning? This is sincerely hampering my being-on-fire here.

Huh. Well what do you know. That old job at Aperture did prove useful for something.

/Pthalocy coughs. It's probably not asbestosis. Yup. Definitely win.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: FunsizeNinja123 on September 28, 2013, 10:43:20 PM
Its official now, Ed used to work at Aperture science.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: gtaguy on September 28, 2013, 11:49:14 PM
I worked for black messah until I absorbed a white-hole ray. Then I was fired for accidentally turning someone into pancakes.

Then I worked at aperture, making white-holes and breaking reality. Until that damned chell took my job.

THEY TOOK MEH JEWB.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Alkheemist on September 28, 2013, 11:53:19 PM
Or Aperture Fixtures.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bubbadoo14 on September 29, 2013, 12:37:58 AM
That is the most useless piece of equipment ever.

Sword is unusable as a sword, since only the hook protrudes.
Upside down grenade launcher, the pinnacle of ergonomics.
Silenced pistol uses magazine as grip. *cringe*
Pistol uses curved magazine.
Scope is mounted on the side, rendering it useless for sighting using the silenced pistol
Scope is a high-magnification rifle scope, whereas the pistol is a silenced pistol. Effective ranges are completely out.
Crowbar becomes ineffective, as the rest of the item is too bulky for the point to be stuck in anywhere.
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AwesomeButImpractical (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AwesomeButImpractical)
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on September 29, 2013, 01:11:28 AM
Oh gasp, I worked for Aperture. Is that something to be proud of?

I don't know. I filled out the anonymous employee complaint form about shooting high-powered lasers without any damn hypothesis (Never mind the budget. Do you have any idea how much our electrical bill goes up by when we leave that thing on? Neither do I. The engineering team who put it together didn't think to write an instruction manual before chickening out and transferring to some Kepler project to work with paint instead.)

Management just dismissed me as "being boring", and transferred me to the daycare floor to work with the employee's kids. I am so sick of potato stamp art. Stupid form and it's lousy signature requirements.

I worked for black messah until I absorbed a white-hole ray. Then I was fired for accidentally turning someone into pancakes.

Then I worked at aperture, making white-holes and breaking reality. Until that damned chell took my job.

THEY TOOK MEH JEWB.

That would explain why a stack of pancakes showed up to work that one time. And nahh, that's usually what happens when they figure out you worked for the rival. Well, okay. It's not usually what happens. Usually they don't fire test subjects. Well. Unless it's with actual fire. Or so I'm told.

...do they really pay you 40$ a test?
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: gtaguy on September 29, 2013, 01:33:38 AM
No, I was given 'Aperture Dollars'. Redeemable for things at the company store only. However I survived the incineration and was flushed out, now I use my powers to make the Internet more random.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on September 29, 2013, 01:40:04 AM
...If you still have any of those dollars left, uh. Can I have them? I'm pretty sure my account's still active, and I never did get one of those employee hats. Even though they were mandatory at a lot of points.

...that got me in a lot of trouble.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: FunsizeNinja123 on September 29, 2013, 02:34:14 AM
Is there anything else? I wanna coffee mug.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: gtaguy on September 29, 2013, 04:25:14 AM
You can buy telefrag devices, gravity well's antimatter cookies!, hats, aperture coffee mugs, and a mystery box!

I have about 5,000,000 aperture dollars, if anyone wants some antimatter cookies I guess I'm the guy.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bubbadoo14 on September 29, 2013, 05:23:25 AM
You can buy telefrag devices, gravity well's antimatter cookies!, hats, aperture coffee mugs, and a mystery box!

I have about 5,000,000 aperture dollars, if anyone wants some antimatter cookies I guess I'm the guy.
Nah, I make my own antimatter cookies.
http://orteil.dashnet.org/cookieclicker/ (http://orteil.dashnet.org/cookieclicker/)
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on September 29, 2013, 08:41:49 AM
No....   My....    MY COOKIE ADDICTION!
(http://i.imgur.com/eK5nDbT.gif)
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bubbadoo14 on September 29, 2013, 09:41:40 AM
(http://media.tumblr.com/3b1d92bf94b9be90b9e3e40d2cdf21a7/tumblr_inline_mmi8uiJvw81qz4rgp.gif)
I've got a jar of Cookies!
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: HS1342 on September 29, 2013, 08:33:11 PM
ALRIGHT, THIS IS A ROBBERY!
I WANT ALL THOSE COOKIES IN THE BAG, NOW!
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on September 29, 2013, 08:35:09 PM
ALRIGHT, THIS IS A ROBBER-

YOU, GET THE FUCK OUT, I'M ROBBING THIS PLACE!
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: HS1342 on September 29, 2013, 08:40:42 PM
DAMMIT, WEREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO ROB THE LIQUOR STORE TODAY?!

DO ANYONE EVER LISTEN DURING OUR MEETINGS?!
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on September 29, 2013, 08:42:11 PM
THIS IS THE LIQUOR STORE, THE LAST MAN POSTING BAR IS NEXT DOOR!

AND I'M THE ONE RUNNING THE MEETINGS!
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: HS1342 on September 29, 2013, 08:47:03 PM
IF YOU'VE BEEN RUNNING THE MEETINGS, WHICH MEETINGS HAVE I'VE BEEN RUNNING?!
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on September 29, 2013, 08:50:13 PM
GOOD QUESTION!
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: HS1342 on September 29, 2013, 08:52:27 PM
WHY ARE WE STILL YELLING?!
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on September 29, 2013, 08:58:11 PM
I DON'T KNOW!
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: HS1342 on September 29, 2013, 09:01:09 PM
F***ING HELL THAT'S LOUD!
DO YOU HAVE A LOUDSPEAKER?!
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on September 29, 2013, 11:45:47 PM
You can buy telefrag devices, gravity well's antimatter cookies!, hats, aperture coffee mugs, and a mystery box!

I have about 5,000,000 aperture dollars, if anyone wants some antimatter cookies I guess I'm the guy.

Naw, I just want the hat. I got enough mugs as it is. They kinda make all my coffee taste like instant.  Or crude oil. Weird.

(Psst. Don't get the mystery box. It's not a mystery at all, unless "why the hell did we construct so many storage cubes?" is a mystery.)

Also, please stop using the PA system on all-call mode, if it's managers only use the private line.

*Edmund squeaks a finger in his ear and gets it to pop pretty nicely
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Alkheemist on September 29, 2013, 11:59:36 PM
/me  lines up the shot and fires. Mrnocamera and HS1342 are both shot clean through the head.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bubbadoo14 on September 30, 2013, 12:06:26 AM
HEY GUYS! I LIKE SHOUTING! :D
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Luissen on September 30, 2013, 12:43:08 AM
HEY GUYS! I LIKE SHOUTING! :D

It's a good thing I found these earmuffs on that last zombie...
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on September 30, 2013, 07:12:47 AM
GOOD THING THIS LOUDSPEAKER IS BULLETPROOF!
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Alkheemist on September 30, 2013, 11:31:46 AM
Wha- I shot you in the face, not in the loudspeaker. No matter.

/me  pulls out and fires an antimateriel rifle. The loudspeaker explodes into fragments, and Mrnocamera is shot in the face. And also everywhere else by loudspeaker shrapnel.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on September 30, 2013, 01:21:45 PM
THAT WAS THE WRONG GUY!
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: HS1342 on September 30, 2013, 03:25:08 PM
I JUST GOT THAT LOUDSPEAKER TO COUNTER MRNOCAMERA DAMMIT!

ALSO, STOP SHOOTING ME IN THE HEAD, IT HURTS LIKE HELL!
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on October 01, 2013, 06:36:30 PM
WHERE IS STEPHEN?   I THOUGHT HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE GETAWAY DRIVER!
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: PiotraperPL on October 01, 2013, 08:19:30 PM
PiotraperPL looked at a door. There was a label on it saying "Last man posting!". He entered, and looked at a big white room. But the room was not empty. PiotraperPL could see a little crowd of people shouting at the top of their lungs. While they were arguing about something that wasn't important to our protagonist, he quickly sneaked by and stole the win. As he was happy about finally having that little win in his hands, the joy of winning visible on his face quickly fade away, as he realized that this post is coming to an end, and the next poster will just take the win without a problem.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bubbadoo14 on October 01, 2013, 08:20:14 PM
I JUST GOT A NEW LAPTOP YESTERDAY FOR USE DURING SCHOOL WOOOOO YAY [but my shift key is pickey about being able to work. =/]
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on October 01, 2013, 08:28:13 PM
I JUST HAD FIFTEEN CUPS OF COFFEE.   AND THE ENTIRE ISLE OF ENERGY DRINKS AT TESCO.     AND I ACTUALLY BOUGHT A MEGAPHONE!
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: HS1342 on October 01, 2013, 08:33:49 PM
I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW YOU CAN BE SO DAMN LOUD!!!
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on October 01, 2013, 08:36:59 PM
I'M GONNA BE BREAKING THIS THREAD BY QUOTING ALL OF MY PREVIOUS POSTS SOON.    GOOD LUCK WITH THAT!
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bubbadoo14 on October 02, 2013, 12:06:14 AM
IF YOU DO THAT YOU'RE GOING TO PISS POOR GLYPHGRYPH OFF AND YOU WON'T HAVE A GOOD TIME
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on October 02, 2013, 05:51:22 AM
Nono, he may be onto something. Getting the thread close ensures a lasting victor.


As for me, I have no megaphones. I have a jar of vaseline. I just smeared the win with it. It is now even harder to hold onto than ever before. Less tasty, but meh. Sacrifices must be made for my amusement.

...what's the win look like, anyway?
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bubbadoo14 on October 02, 2013, 05:57:39 AM
Nono, he may be onto something. Getting the thread close ensures a lasting victor.


As for me, I have no megaphones. I have a jar of vaseline. I just smeared the win with it. It is now even harder to hold onto than ever before. Less tasty, but meh. Sacrifices must be made for my amusement.

...what's the win look like, anyway?
It looks kinda like this.
(https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS4OdJx_U1i1zDM-jp2gc5i-oWfL4jDTKTtC8Zr-_2tWLGLewYTnQ)

made by them,
(https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRM7qlnuvjapEe1N39CaJYYzFYlheRirI76BRpO61c0GJCHSWHE)
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on October 02, 2013, 06:22:31 AM
I've got a jar of meat kinda like that somewhere on the internet. I don't want to post it because it's disgusting.

But it could be win.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bubbadoo14 on October 02, 2013, 07:30:09 AM
I've got a jar of meat kinda like that somewhere on the internet. I don't want to post it because it's disgusting.

But it could be win.
HAND OVER THE WIN AND I WILL NOT SHOW YOU MY COLLECTION OF CREEPY GIFS AND PHOTOS!
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on October 02, 2013, 07:34:43 AM
N-n-no....    NO!    NOOOOOO!!!

MY INTERNET FAILED!
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Alkheemist on October 02, 2013, 09:05:35 AM
I thought we already figured out the win was made of glass, not meat.

Somehow I managed to guess the page I analysed this on exactly, so here's the quote.
Wait wait wait. So you liquefied a solid object, then proceeded to water crops with it? well extrapolating from previous statements, the win is:
Corrosion resistant
Non-toxic
Crunchy

From my predictions, the win appears to be glass. Therefore you just set your crops on fire by pouring molten glass on them. Good work.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on October 02, 2013, 12:46:53 PM
In my memory, the Win tastes also slightly of lime and chili.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: HS1342 on October 02, 2013, 01:11:09 PM
Are we done shouting? Good...
I need a drink, or five...
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on October 02, 2013, 01:26:12 PM
POSTING FROM SCHOOL BECAUSE SCREW YOU.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: HS1342 on October 02, 2013, 01:33:29 PM
*HS tries desperately to combine mrnocamera with a muffler
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on October 02, 2013, 01:35:54 PM
* MRNOCAMERA SLAPS THE MUFFLER AWAY!
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on October 03, 2013, 01:47:30 AM
You guys realize I just skip past the giant text, right?
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bubbadoo14 on October 03, 2013, 04:24:14 AM
You guys realize I just skip past the giant text, right?
I don't it's only a bunch of fragmen sentences that only requires a lot of scrolling to read, it's not like they are posting a transcript of Ulysses in 99 size text on here.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on October 03, 2013, 05:39:04 AM
No, it's not Ulysses. I just scroll past it because I'm being an arsebutt and my mouse's scroll wheel options are either 'tedious' or 'entire page skipping'.

Also look! I found a win at the bottom of the not-Ulysses! WORTH IT.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bubbadoo14 on October 03, 2013, 07:24:42 AM
(http://mspaintadventures.com/storyfiles/hs2/scraps/jake_bigtext9.gif)
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on October 03, 2013, 01:47:49 PM
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Luissen on October 03, 2013, 05:54:54 PM
whatwasthat?

no. really. what?
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on October 03, 2013, 05:57:16 PM
Is it gone?

OH GOD!
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on October 03, 2013, 06:57:35 PM
(http://mspaintadventures.com/storyfiles/hs2/scraps/jake_bigtext9.gif)

(http://www.amalah.com/.a/6a00d83451c28269e2017d3f74243d970c-400wi)

Oh okay, here you go.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on October 03, 2013, 07:19:32 PM
(http://mspaintadventures.com/storyfiles/hs2/scraps/jake_bigtext9.gif)

(http://www.amalah.com/.a/6a00d83451c28269e2017d3f74243d970c-400wi)

Oh okay, here you go.
(http://ts1.mm.bing.net/th?id=H.4637204344670488&pid=15.1&H=119&W=160)
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on October 03, 2013, 07:24:49 PM
Man, this thread socks. You used to be cool, thread. What happened?
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on October 03, 2013, 07:34:32 PM
I came here.

WITH MY MEGAPHONE!
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on October 03, 2013, 07:50:05 PM
PUT A SOCK IN IIIIT
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: PiotraperPL on October 03, 2013, 09:15:06 PM
This thread is awesome again because I came here.

Don't step in it.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: John Candlebury on October 03, 2013, 10:34:15 PM
So I just found out that Candlebury is not just a random word I made from joining candle+burial but an actual lastname

STRANGE
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bubbadoo14 on October 04, 2013, 03:44:07 AM
This thread is awesome again because I came here.

Don't step in it.

If you say so, raper. :P
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on October 04, 2013, 04:18:14 AM
rare edmund sighting
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2008/2224352253_3abe3c417c.jpg)
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: HS1342 on October 04, 2013, 02:55:34 PM
I'M *HIC* BACK!
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: FunsizeNinja123 on October 04, 2013, 03:09:12 PM
rare edmund sighting
-snip-

LOL
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on October 04, 2013, 04:02:09 PM
I like cats.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bubbadoo14 on October 06, 2013, 08:41:07 PM
Hey, hey guys! Guess what! I found a massively multiplayer Minesweeper (http://mienfield.com/)! I play using the cherries as flags and I can really only play in short bursts because I get bored easily. but I am like the only person moving to the left no one else has touched it. http://mienfield.com/925_992 (http://mienfield.com/925_992)

Also I legit have a collection of creepy pictures I find on the interwebs.
 (http://i.imgur.com/IPhIgJb.png)
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on October 06, 2013, 10:06:04 PM
POSTAAAL TWOOOOOO
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on October 06, 2013, 11:38:19 PM
Ahhhhhh. Now the flowers will grow. B)
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Cinghiale on October 07, 2013, 01:48:55 AM
A stretch goal should be renaming this game to Catajizzum, Dark Dicks Ahead.

This post is sponsored by the fact that I cannot format an excel axis to logarithmic scale and have given up all hope.   
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on October 07, 2013, 07:30:05 AM
I was just walking around, enjoying my second amendment rights, and you guys have to freak out on me.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bubbadoo14 on October 07, 2013, 08:02:15 AM
(http://www.mspaintadventures.com/storyfiles/hs2/06785.gif)
<----- us freaking out on the board
(http://mspaintadventures.com/storyfiles/hs2/scraps/BLOODHONK.gif)



<------ Us(http://www.mspaintadventures.com/storyfiles/hs2/06791.gif)Mrnocamera ------>
(http://mspaintadventures.com/storyfiles/hs2/scraps/BLOODHONK.gif)
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bubbadoo14 on October 07, 2013, 03:51:18 PM
BEWARE THE CLOWNS
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on October 07, 2013, 03:52:56 PM
*lays on his belly*

*does not honk*

*too tired to fetch the win this morning.*
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on October 07, 2013, 03:58:41 PM
Games that let you do random crap.

Including Postal 2.

Introducing....   Pissing on Al Qu- Terrorism!
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/0/04/Postal2_02.jpg/220px-Postal2_02.jpg)
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: trusty_patches on October 07, 2013, 07:31:41 PM
> that feel when real life monster wasted your free time
At least I had a chicken and made a beautiful rocket.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on October 07, 2013, 07:40:21 PM
I did everything on the poll.

EVERYTHING.

EVEN THE POLL QUESTION.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: trusty_patches on October 07, 2013, 07:55:45 PM
I did everything on the poll.

EVERYTHING.

EVEN THE POLL QUESTION.
For what?
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on October 07, 2013, 08:02:03 PM
EVERARY THANG
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: trusty_patches on October 07, 2013, 08:05:05 PM
Alrighty then.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on October 07, 2013, 08:09:46 PM
Alrighty then.
Alrighty then. (http://www.listenonrepeat.com/watch/?v=IZLOwY94wIY)
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: trusty_patches on October 07, 2013, 08:22:37 PM
Whatever.
I steal the win.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on October 07, 2013, 08:24:17 PM
(http://ccs.infospace.com/ClickHandler.ashx?du=http%3a%2f%2fcache.ohinternet.com%2fimages%2fd%2fd5%2fNope_speech_bubble.png&ru=http%3a%2f%2fcache.ohinternet.com%2fimages%2fd%2fd5%2fNope_speech_bubble.png&ld=20131007&ap=3&app=1&c=avgtbavg&s=avgtb&coi=772&cop=main-title&euip=88.109.62.192&npp=3&p=0&pp=0&pvaid=8d66ac658f694e2b9dda4221479600ae&sid=758437254.3198680006043.1381173260&vid=758437254.3198680006043.1380651834.17&fcoi=408&fcop=topnav&fct.uid=80bb21cb0876466e96d9264959139152&fpid=2&ep=3&mid=9&en=swm0a57uJb2jQiwM9rgUzxmYegbW67%2fKLiwiP8vOxtM%3d&hash=9E6EA26CF3F0327654D6E3BA4FC62DA8)
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: trusty_patches on October 07, 2013, 09:11:12 PM
(http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Ur_7e5ef3_1458765.jpg)
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on October 07, 2013, 09:17:26 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/z9L6IqK.png)
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: trusty_patches on October 07, 2013, 09:22:00 PM
*seemingly pointless text*
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: woflsipder on October 07, 2013, 09:35:29 PM
The win steals me.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: trusty_patches on October 07, 2013, 09:39:31 PM
The win steals me.
WE MUST RETRIEVE YOU!
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: FunsizeNinja123 on October 07, 2013, 09:43:08 PM
The win steals me.


In soviet Russia...
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: trusty_patches on October 07, 2013, 09:48:37 PM
The win steals me.


In soviet Russia...
...you try to get rid of win.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: gtaguy on October 07, 2013, 10:27:12 PM
Quote
Putting on a win would be difficult...
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bubbadoo14 on October 08, 2013, 12:48:19 AM
So, has anyone decoded the last answer on the poll? :3
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: gtaguy on October 08, 2013, 02:30:37 AM
Quote
Eating a win would be difficult...
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Alkheemist on October 08, 2013, 04:14:32 AM
I think it means "Fuck You!", although I don't know why or how.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bubbadoo14 on October 08, 2013, 04:50:15 AM
I think it means "Fuck You!", although I don't know why or how.
DING DING DING we have a winner! It's encoded in Base64!
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bubbadoo14 on October 08, 2013, 04:51:53 AM
PS the Survey will go away in about 13-14 days
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on October 08, 2013, 05:15:14 AM
That is longer than most of my problems take to resolve. Wait. I have an essay due in about that.

Crap.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Alkheemist on October 08, 2013, 09:35:09 AM
Nyeh, you people and your dragons.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: trusty_patches on October 08, 2013, 01:18:21 PM
Also, what the hell is this dragon thingy?
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: 100Rads on October 08, 2013, 02:07:55 PM
Why does every single user in every forum have goddamn dragons in their signature?
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: trusty_patches on October 08, 2013, 02:15:35 PM
Why does every single user in every forum have goddamn dragons in their signature?
I guess the only logical reason is "because they can"
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: FunsizeNinja123 on October 08, 2013, 02:16:35 PM
BECAUSE
DRAGONS
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bubbadoo14 on October 08, 2013, 08:40:08 PM
Why does every single user in every forum have goddamn dragons in their signature?
I guess the only logical reason is "because they can"
I am probably the most recent person to be infected with Dragonitis.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: gtaguy on October 08, 2013, 11:28:30 PM
Fuck you in the ass with a barbed wire dildo.
No offense.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on October 09, 2013, 05:41:59 PM
'cause I like watching them turn from boring eggs into neato critters. Something to do I guess.

Much like this thread.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: trusty_patches on October 09, 2013, 09:42:35 PM
(click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: FunsizeNinja123 on October 09, 2013, 09:45:55 PM
aljcasfnflvntinalietvnktnevshvtnkhevjnkhn
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bubbadoo14 on October 10, 2013, 03:48:17 AM
So I put an extra photo on to the little mock up of where the Donate Button should go, I thought I would also post it here in all it gloryness.
(http://img1.ak.crunchyroll.com/i/spire2/fc8b2b41b626bbb3192b013decbe180e1376711469_full.jpg)
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Derschlact on October 10, 2013, 06:02:54 AM
-Go        J
You can't catch me, I'm the gingerbread man!
And I have a bicycle!
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: trusty_patches on October 10, 2013, 04:11:29 PM
Meanwhile somewhere in my game...
J J J         @-|-:-----
Chasing Jabberwocks with zweihander and on the Adderall+cocaine+crack is... funny.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: HS1342 on October 10, 2013, 04:45:48 PM
                           Z Z ZZ     Z
         @                     Z Z Z Z Z Z
                        Z Z Z Z Z    Z Z
HS: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: trusty_patches on October 10, 2013, 06:00:50 PM
> helping somebody out


(http://farm6.staticflickr.com/5525/10191862735_9a360d77c4.jpg)
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: HS1342 on October 12, 2013, 07:58:05 PM
> helping somebody out


(http://farm6.staticflickr.com/5525/10191862735_9a360d77c4.jpg)
                           Z Z ZZ     Z
         @                     Z Z Z Z Z Z
                        Z Z Z Z Z    Z Z
HS: THE HELL IS THAT EVEN SUPPOSED TO MEAN?! AND COULD SOMEONE THROW ME SOME AMMO?!
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on October 13, 2013, 04:23:52 AM
*Edmund hiccups a little, and then cups his hands under his mouth and makes a "Blaaahhh" sound.*

Edmund looks up, smiling as if surprised by his accomplishment, and pushes his hands forward in reply - now full like a bowl of ammo!
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bubbadoo14 on October 13, 2013, 09:59:50 AM
*Edmund hiccups a little, and then cups his hands under his mouth and makes a "Blaaahhh" sound.*

Edmund looks up, smiling as if surprised by his accomplishment, and pushes his hands forward in reply - now full like a bowl of ammo!
Blergh those bullets smell like shit, what've you been eating!?
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on October 14, 2013, 05:46:08 AM
*Edmund hiccups a little, and then cups his hands under his mouth and makes a "Blaaahhh" sound.*

Edmund looks up, smiling as if surprised by his accomplishment, and pushes his hands forward in reply - now full like a bowl of ammo!
Blergh those bullets smell like shit, what've you been eating!?

Well, for starters.... bullets.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Derschlact on October 14, 2013, 06:58:52 AM
THISISAPREDETERMINEDMESSAGE

Mmm. Halloween is somethingsomething days away.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on October 14, 2013, 01:37:24 PM
Don'tseemedon'tseemedon'tseemedon'tseeme
READ THAT THING.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: HS1342 on October 14, 2013, 08:32:41 PM
Don'tseemedon'tseemedon'tseemedon'tseeme
READ THAT THING.
"Don'tseemedon'tseemedon'tseemedon'tseeme"
Quite something...
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on October 14, 2013, 08:33:42 PM
HA, you cannot see this.

SEE DAT.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: HS1342 on October 14, 2013, 08:52:09 PM
INDEED.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bubbadoo14 on October 14, 2013, 09:11:31 PM
INDUBITABLY.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on October 15, 2013, 01:35:53 PM
PERPOSTEROUS!

HOW IS IT THAT THOU FOOLISH FOULY HATH DOTH BROKEN THINE CODE OF SUCH SECRETS?
Suckers.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bubbadoo14 on October 15, 2013, 08:55:46 PM
PERPOSTEROUS!

HOW IS IT THAT THOU FOOLISH FOULY HATH DOTH BROKEN THINE CODE OF SUCH SECRETS?
Suckers.

BRETHREN, DOST THOU EVEN HOIST?
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on October 15, 2013, 09:02:15 PM
Welp, I've just remembered it's the 15th which means I have a test coming up and some shit due. Hooray. ._. this year was supposed to be relaxed due to lighter courseload. Sofar this year has lied to me.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: trusty_patches on October 16, 2013, 11:08:39 PM
Guess what, блядь, you're surrounded.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bubbadoo14 on October 17, 2013, 02:33:41 AM
Guess what, блядь, you're surrounded.
О черт возьми, нет моего, сутенер имеет ракетницу.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on October 17, 2013, 08:48:18 AM
Your pimp has a rocket launcher?
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bubbadoo14 on October 17, 2013, 05:59:35 PM
Your pimp has a rocket launcher?
Yesh. '3'
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: HS1342 on October 17, 2013, 06:09:48 PM
IT SEEMS THAT I CANNOT COMPREHEND THE RUSSIAN LETTERS
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on October 17, 2013, 06:12:59 PM
I can read a bit of Russian, but I can't actually speak it or write it.     Dyslexia in writing FTW.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: HS1342 on October 17, 2013, 06:18:51 PM
You can't? I somewhat thought that you might be a russian, judging by that avatar.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on October 17, 2013, 06:21:06 PM
I'm British.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: HS1342 on October 17, 2013, 06:24:55 PM
Wow...

Akward moment for me, huh...

*cough*
WELL, NICE TO MEET YA! I'M A SWEDE
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on October 18, 2013, 04:54:29 AM
Wheeeee!

Yes, whee.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bubbadoo14 on October 18, 2013, 05:26:22 AM
I really only know english, I just use google translate.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: trusty_patches on October 18, 2013, 08:32:27 PM
Patches cheeki-breeki your shit and steals the win
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on October 18, 2013, 08:41:28 PM
BAD JAPAN AND GOOGLE TRANSLATE RUSSIAN COPYPASTE GO!

母親を吸う行くгребаный член, хуесоса

I don't know if that will show up as squares or not, sorry.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: FunsizeNinja123 on October 18, 2013, 08:47:07 PM
:L
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on October 18, 2013, 08:52:54 PM
I just noticed I put Japan instead of Japanese.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: trusty_patches on October 18, 2013, 09:09:19 PM
Ваши потуги меня огорчают.
Whatever, the win is still with me.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on October 19, 2013, 06:58:38 AM
I'm not translating any of this! Cheers. /EATS THE WIN. How many times is that, now?
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on October 19, 2013, 09:03:25 AM
GIMME 'DAT!
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: trusty_patches on October 19, 2013, 09:21:35 PM
NO ONE EXPECTS THE GHOST DIVISION!
GEINZ, GRAB THE WIN AND PEDAL TO THE METAL!

<sound of hundreds of tanks charging at the win>
COMMUNICATIONS BROKEN, PHANTOMS ARE FAR AWAAAAAAAAYYYY
<Patches swiftly escapes with the win as the Blitzkrieg rages on>
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Derschlact on October 19, 2013, 09:25:06 PM
Not this time!
<Derschlact inflates a bounce house in Patches' way>
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: trusty_patches on October 19, 2013, 09:27:47 PM
PANZER ELITE, SUCKA!
<Patches on Pzkpfw. III/IV penetrates the bounce house and now speeding away!>
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: HS1342 on October 19, 2013, 09:56:44 PM
PANZER ELITE?!

A WILD MONTGOMERY APPEARS!

MONTGOMERY USES EL ALAMEIN!

IT IS SUPER EFFECTIVE!
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: trusty_patches on October 19, 2013, 10:33:44 PM
<Russian Ivan says "No" and drinks down a bottle of vodka>
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: HS1342 on October 19, 2013, 10:41:08 PM
DAMMIT, DON'T CHANGE YOUR ARMY MID-BATTLE, IT AIN'T FAIR!
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: trusty_patches on October 19, 2013, 11:04:51 PM
Fair? Excuse me, but we're on the Internet.
<slowly fades away>
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on October 20, 2013, 03:05:27 AM
/munches on popcorn :1c
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: FunsizeNinja123 on October 21, 2013, 04:52:50 PM
*Slaps popcorn out of Pths hand
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bubbadoo14 on October 21, 2013, 05:44:17 PM
WOOP WOOP! I am getting a new internet! It has 5 Megabytes per second and has a monthly usage of 150 Gigabytes! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on October 21, 2013, 06:58:41 PM
/me comes in through the ceiling and slices the bubbadoo14 new internet in half!
/me 's sword snaps in half, he needs to replace it!
/me has become a drug dealer!
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bubbadoo14 on October 21, 2013, 08:06:42 PM
/me comes in through the ceiling and slices the bubbadoo14 new internet in half!
/me 's sword snaps in half, he needs to replace it!
/me has become a drug dealer!
Haha! I have to wait tomorrow to get it installed! :P So your sword's life was futile.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on October 21, 2013, 08:28:51 PM
My reference D:    *Spanish words* May it rest in piece.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: trusty_patches on October 21, 2013, 09:02:02 PM
And I just built a Meth Star.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bubbadoo14 on October 21, 2013, 11:25:50 PM
And I just built a Meth Star.
Does the TV's there show Breaking Bad? :P

*Bubbadoo crafts more buttered popcorn for me and Pthalocy*

%%%
%%%@:%:@
%%%

Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on October 22, 2013, 09:09:00 AM
/me flys a fighter plane down the core isle of the meth star and blows it up, earth wars-style.
/me becomes a drug drug dealer dealer.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bubbadoo14 on October 22, 2013, 10:41:00 PM
(http://yourmeryl.webs.com/CompleteandUtterRandomnessSign.jpg)
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on October 23, 2013, 08:48:51 AM
(http://ccs.infospace.com/ClickHandler.ashx?du=http%3a%2f%2fi.imgur.com%2fod42N.png&ru=http%3a%2f%2fi.imgur.com%2fod42N.png&ld=20131023&ap=11&app=1&c=avgtbavg&s=avgtb&coi=772&cop=main-title&euip=88.109.56.0&npp=11&p=0&pp=0&pvaid=deb3935606574923ae8300473629071a&sid=758437254.3198680006043.1382514446&vid=758437254.3198680006043.1380651834.36&fcoi=417&fcop=topnav&fct.uid=80bb21cb0876466e96d9264959139152&fpid=2&ep=11&mid=9&en=swm0a57uJb2jQiwM9rgUzxmYegbW67%2fKLiwiP8vOxtM%3d&hash=1154FE204F5194BBE8B1838C8096E4B5)

I....   I didn't build that and then get it into a perfect orbit, what are you talkin' 'bout?
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: KA101 on October 24, 2013, 04:25:35 AM
KA101 builds a Star Ladder and uses it to send up a Win-Thief, who--as expected--redistributes the Win to someone else.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on October 24, 2013, 10:18:21 AM
(http://ts2.explicit.bing.net/th?id=H.4792390131321957&pid=15.1&H=119&W=160)
(http://ccs.infospace.com/ClickHandler.ashx?du=http%3a%2f%2fthechive.files.wordpress.com%2f2009%2f06%2fchive-turkey-girl.jpg&ru=http%3a%2f%2fthechive.files.wordpress.com%2f2009%2f06%2fchive-turkey-girl.jpg&ld=20131024&ap=14&app=1&c=avgtbavg&s=avgtb&coi=772&cop=main-title&euip=88.109.56.0&npp=14&p=0&pp=0&pvaid=0bdc9d475b60442fb12a5f2208c94ae2&sid=758437254.3198680006043.1382605903&vid=758437254.3198680006043.1380651834.41&fcoi=408&fcop=topnav&fct.uid=80bb21cb0876466e96d9264959139152&fpid=2&ep=14&mid=9&en=swm0a57uJb2jQiwM9rgUzxmYegbW67%2fKLiwiP8vOxtM%3d&hash=061A7BFCF6CC481C830601FFEB6569E1)
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: trusty_patches on October 24, 2013, 07:43:03 PM
As my grand-grandfather said: "There's two things that you should never starle by any means - the bear and the sober russian"
(click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on October 24, 2013, 07:44:37 PM
Something you should never not startle:  A Drunken Russian.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: trusty_patches on October 24, 2013, 07:46:45 PM
Something you should never not startle:  A Drunken Russian.
Drunken russian guys are perma-startled. All you need to do is just a little pinch - and he will fall in depths of endless scorching rage of one gajillion newborn Nova stars. Or he will become our BFF, that's the thing I'll never understand.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on October 24, 2013, 07:52:18 PM
"HOW THE FUCK DO I GET A SCIENCE?" - Me playing Kerbal Space Program 0.22 and not realizing you could recover vessels.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: trusty_patches on October 24, 2013, 07:55:36 PM
Wait, what? .22 is out?
GOD DAMN ME AND MY FAMILY TO THE 6th GENERATION I NEED TO GO
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on October 24, 2013, 08:01:57 PM
SCIENCES.

SO MANY SCIENCES.

Science farming on the mun allowed me to get mod items that are NOT OP FOR ONCE!

Warpdrive to JOOOOOOOOOL.

I flew through it.   And lost Jeb to a deep space Cthulhu.

Yay for kerbonaut's respawning if they are the original ones.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: trusty_patches on October 24, 2013, 08:06:17 PM
> killing Jeb
How dare you losing hum to C'thulhu instead of trying to make a run to Mun with booster-only rocket?
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on October 24, 2013, 08:10:59 PM
I did get a low orbit of the sun with a two-stage rocket.
Bill didn't survive the EVA into Kerbol, but he died for !!SCIENCE!!    As in, I used a mod that instantly transfers collected things to the ship.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: trusty_patches on October 24, 2013, 08:15:23 PM
No biggie then, you've done everything as best as possible.
(click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on October 24, 2013, 08:18:37 PM
I did a Danny2462 yesterday, I made spaghetti kerbals and broke the universe.

I also made it literally out of the universe, I hit the cube it was in and blew up/
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: KA101 on October 25, 2013, 06:16:29 AM
KA101 reboots the universe, re-initializing Win in the process
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on October 25, 2013, 08:25:30 AM
Aaand I blew up everything but Jool this unisplode.
DAMN YOU JOOOOOOL.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on October 25, 2013, 10:34:20 PM
Doublepost because I appear to have temporarily gained the winning position of this competition, chaps!

Also, re-watching Leslie Nielsen films.

All of them.
*In the audience.*   BUT SURELY YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS!

I am serious, and don't call me Shirley.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Alkheemist on October 26, 2013, 07:35:10 AM
Nope.svg
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on October 26, 2013, 09:56:51 AM
Yes.MP3
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Zaweri Runewright on October 26, 2013, 11:15:12 AM
Nope.swf
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on October 26, 2013, 01:53:55 PM
BONK!.MP4
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Zaweri Runewright on October 26, 2013, 04:43:10 PM
CLANG.wav
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Alkheemist on October 27, 2013, 04:31:27 AM
whats_with_all this_multimedia_crap.bmp
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on October 27, 2013, 04:44:35 AM
Bonuspointsforguessingthefiletype.flp
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Zaweri Runewright on October 27, 2013, 06:37:40 AM
Flash_video_format.xls
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bubbadoo14 on October 27, 2013, 09:33:20 AM
Lets_Just_End_This_Bullshit_With_A_Video.xml

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7Lrwe6wwig.bik (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=B7Lrwe6wwig#t=242)
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: trusty_patches on October 27, 2013, 05:41:48 PM
My PC finally died.
7 years it worked, humming away happily and running games for me.
Looks like it's time to say g'bye to it and, I dunno, bury it? Or maybe I should give a true nordic funerals with the burning boat full of old games discs?
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: HS1342 on October 27, 2013, 06:04:51 PM
NORDIC FUNERAL?
Finally someone with the right idea!
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Alkheemist on October 27, 2013, 08:25:05 PM
Psh, screw nordic funerals. Let it roam free, for forever and a day!

And by that I mean launch it into a interstellar trajectory. Or intergalactic. Whatever sinks your spaceship.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: trusty_patches on October 27, 2013, 09:43:43 PM
Interstellar trajectory... hmm... I think I actually CAN launch it like that, maybe even in one peace.
Interesting, how much explosives will I need?



You know, sometimes OCD turns out to be useful. Gone calculatin'
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Alkheemist on October 27, 2013, 10:14:11 PM
According to this (http://i.imgur.com/SqdzxzF.png) chart, you're gonna need 18.15km s-1 of delta V for an interstellar trajectory, assuming you grav slingshot with every planet. Which may take a while for such a alignment to occur.

Edit: My bad, I misread the chart. That's the total Delta V without grav slingshots.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: trusty_patches on October 28, 2013, 07:22:16 AM
Welp, seems like that explosives idea wasn't bad at all.
There's fucktons of pigs around, I've destroyed an old unused well(pretty deep one, and still it couldn't hold all the mix) and my PC now probably goin' to surprise some aliens by raming away their saucer.
At least I had some fun.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bubbadoo14 on October 28, 2013, 09:03:14 AM
Welp, seems like that explosives idea wasn't bad at all.
There's fucktons of pigs around, I've destroyed an old unused well(pretty deep one, and still it couldn't hold all the mix) and my PC now probably goin' to surprise some aliens by raming away their saucer.
At least I had some fun.
Hey I heard you were going to invade the planet so take THIS primitive technology IN THE FACE!
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: trusty_patches on October 29, 2013, 12:28:53 PM
Heh.
So, actually, my new PC has arrived.
And I finally can play games with DX11 and all that fancy graphics. Woo!
...
Damn, they're shit.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on October 30, 2013, 05:50:34 PM
KSP.

Gotta love dat Asparagus system.    I made a basic model to show one of my friends how it works, and I landed on Eeloo.     By flying directly up.

I didn't have any science stuff on it, unfortunately.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on October 30, 2013, 06:36:52 PM
So my rib went crack! a couple days ago when I tried to lay on my other side.

Now it doesn't hurt anymore. Thank fuck it righted itself, it was getting really uncomfortable and I was not looking forward to having it manually adjusted.

Yay healing win.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on October 30, 2013, 07:03:24 PM
EAT MY ELECTRICALLY NEUTRAL HYDROGEN PLASMA CANNON!

AKA: The real title of the Proton Cannons in The Pentagon War.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on October 31, 2013, 03:47:12 AM
/Edmund proceeds to eat a bagel instead.

It's pumpernickel.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: HS1342 on October 31, 2013, 01:25:27 PM
I'm afraid that i've changed your bagel, edmund...

It isn't pumpernickel...

It's regular wheat...
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bubbadoo14 on October 31, 2013, 04:55:58 PM
I'm afraid that i've changed your bagel, edmund...

It isn't pumpernickel...

It's regular wheat...

You monster!
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: trusty_patches on October 31, 2013, 05:07:51 PM
Bagels? What are you, a canadian?
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on October 31, 2013, 05:15:32 PM
A Canadian?  What are you, a Bagel?
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: trusty_patches on October 31, 2013, 05:18:25 PM
Actually, yes.
I am a bagel.

Bagel
Bagel
Whatcha gonna do?
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on October 31, 2013, 05:37:12 PM
This.

/me picks up Bagel_patches and stuffs it in his mouth.

I'm from England.

(Insert your selected British-style accent saying that)
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: trusty_patches on October 31, 2013, 05:49:02 PM
No you don't.
Patches transforms into the MR. BONES and puts Mrnocamera on the rollercoaster
(http://www.heartychortle.com/files/2012/11/never-ends.jpg)
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on October 31, 2013, 05:50:48 PM
Mr. Bones?

The bloody evil ride from rollercoaster tycoon?

/me climbs the fence and runs away.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: trusty_patches on October 31, 2013, 05:53:29 PM
MR. BONES performs a ritual dance including some spooky scary skeletons and then turns back into the Patches
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Alkheemist on October 31, 2013, 09:15:58 PM
As an aussie,
˙pǝuǝddɐɥ ʇsnظ ʇɐɥʍ ǝnןɔ ou ǝʌɐɥ ı
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on November 01, 2013, 04:24:59 AM
Wait are bagels a Canadian stereotype now too.

Damn, and we got donuts and timbits/donutmiddles too. CIRCULAR BREAD MONOPOLYYYY.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bubbadoo14 on November 01, 2013, 08:14:23 AM
Argh, Well I am both a mixture of angry and sad today. :(

My friend AerialK7 had $2.50 extra money to buy a game for me after buying Killing floor so I asked him to save it while I got the rest of the money by selling trading cards I had kept a bunch for trading to level up my collection. As I got to $1.00 he told me he ALREADY SPENT THE $2.50!!! D:
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: STD on November 01, 2013, 02:56:51 PM
I have risen once again. Damn, this reanimation process takes a while.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on November 01, 2013, 02:58:13 PM
I want my calibri font, damnit. 'Sup STD.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: trusty_patches on November 01, 2013, 03:08:32 PM
Oh, sorry, did I accidentally caught you in my mass reincarnation spell?
(http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7418/10610041015_0ef4984f2b_o.png)
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on November 01, 2013, 09:51:39 PM
You never did summon Cthulhu.

Jerk.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: HS1342 on November 02, 2013, 01:20:05 PM
Don't be mad nocamera,
here,  have some nordic mead.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on November 02, 2013, 01:46:41 PM
/me slowly closes his copy of the Necronomicon.

I don't like mead.

/me opens the Necronomicon and starts reading.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on November 02, 2013, 01:53:25 PM
You start reading out loud from that thing, you better not mispronounce anything.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: HS1342 on November 02, 2013, 02:06:23 PM
WELL MORE MEAD FOR ME
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on November 02, 2013, 02:10:33 PM
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: FunsizeNinja123 on November 02, 2013, 03:08:58 PM
I'll take some mead!


and maybe that win?
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: trusty_patches on November 02, 2013, 04:32:51 PM
Finished drawing weird runes on the floor
Backs away. Slowly.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: HS1342 on November 02, 2013, 04:44:37 PM
*HS empties a tankard of mead

Should we be concerned about them summoning odin-knows-what?

...

*HS starts drinking another tankard of mead
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: FunsizeNinja123 on November 02, 2013, 04:53:54 PM
*Walks to another tank of mead and grabs a tankard, filling it up

No.
*Sip
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: HS1342 on November 02, 2013, 05:11:00 PM
Sounds like a plan.

*Keeps drinking

Oh, I just evolved into an NPC.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: FunsizeNinja123 on November 02, 2013, 05:11:58 PM
*Smiles and takes another sip of mead

Aren't we all NPCs to each other?
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: HS1342 on November 02, 2013, 05:17:04 PM
*Chuckle
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: trusty_patches on November 02, 2013, 07:14:55 PM
Runes on the floor started to glow for a few seconds
So... you guys want some fun?
Golgothan(aka excremental aka shit demon) slowly arises from the shining circle, smiling happily
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: FunsizeNinja123 on November 02, 2013, 07:24:44 PM
*Throws tankard still full of mead at the daemon

Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: HS1342 on November 02, 2013, 08:04:16 PM
That sir, was a waste of good mead.

*HS looks at the mead-drenched demon

Unless he's drunk, that is...
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bubbadoo14 on November 02, 2013, 11:42:38 PM
THE FLOOR IS LAVA!

*Hops onto a nearby couch and then hops up to a chandelier*

I am the master at being random. :P
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: FunsizeNinja123 on November 03, 2013, 12:24:49 AM
The flames from the lava spread across the walls, reaching the ceiling, converging menacingly around the chandelier.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on November 03, 2013, 06:30:12 AM
*HS empties a tankard of mead

Should we be concerned about them summoning odin-knows-what?

...

*HS starts drinking another tankard of mead

I reserve concern for when Odin doesn't know.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on November 03, 2013, 07:51:54 AM
/me kicks down the door labeled "Dwarf Fortress" and walks back into Cataclysm forum, throwing a clod of dirt at a zombie.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on November 03, 2013, 05:41:06 PM
/Edmund sits, ignoring the fires, door kickings, and dirt clods as he ponders Norse mythology.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on November 03, 2013, 05:45:35 PM
/me walks into the doorframe where the dwarf fortress door used to be, yelling "I FORGOT THE MODS!"
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: HS1342 on November 03, 2013, 08:01:17 PM
*HS is still drinking tankard after tankard of mead
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: STD on November 03, 2013, 08:14:57 PM
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-peDe8_GtMxE/UYO_D5oguaI/AAAAAAAAA1o/kpFZsMV5xqo/s1600/shiamagic.gif)
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: trusty_patches on November 03, 2013, 08:16:15 PM
Patches silently plays with the excremental in poker while everything is on fire.
Actually, everything around them - fire is too disgusted to burn near the shit demon.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on November 03, 2013, 08:20:27 PM
/me runs back to cataclysm, yelling "FUCKING MODS!"

Yeah, I forgot which files in the RAW used the mod.

And I keep getting mauled by nightcreatures.

Totally not the ones in human forms.

Nope.

Yep.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: HS1342 on November 03, 2013, 08:23:06 PM
*HS tries to fill up his tankard only to notice that he's out of mead

*HS has gone berserk!

*HS lets out a ferocious warcry!

*HS rushes through the door with his greataxe and disappears in the mist
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on November 03, 2013, 08:28:33 PM
WATCH OUT FOR THE...   He's gone.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: HS1342 on November 03, 2013, 08:40:19 PM
*HS bursts through the once-whole door with a beehive and lots of other stuff in his military backpack

*HS proceeds to use the demonfire to brew mead
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on November 03, 2013, 08:41:03 PM
WATCH OUT FOR THE....    He ran through it.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: FunsizeNinja123 on November 03, 2013, 09:19:28 PM
Ninja sets down his tankard and checks his scabbard.

"WHERE IS THINE SWORD, HEATHENS."
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on November 03, 2013, 10:22:19 PM
THEE SHALT NOT PONDER UPON WHERE THINE BLADE BE BEQUEATHED TO, THOU FOOL!
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: FunsizeNinja123 on November 03, 2013, 11:07:42 PM
D:
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on November 03, 2013, 11:13:10 PM
HAHA!

A FORMIDABLE FOE!
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Derschlact on November 03, 2013, 11:53:16 PM
*Derschlact eats a window*
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on November 03, 2013, 11:55:49 PM
PUNCH!
HIT!
LEFT HOOK!
ROUNDHOUSE!
UPPERCUT!


Dem some O' them fightin' words, dey be.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: FunsizeNinja123 on November 04, 2013, 12:29:32 AM
:l

Fuck, my backspace key is sticking. Will fix after THIS FUCKING BIOMED HOMEWORK
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on November 04, 2013, 12:33:29 AM
Well, tomorrow I have science with idiots.

Time to watch someone set themselves on fire.

Again.

By on fire, I mean the sleeve of the T-SHIRT THEY ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO HAVE ON DURING SCIENCE.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: FunsizeNinja123 on November 04, 2013, 12:47:09 AM
Can haz pics? Shirt fires are funny.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on November 04, 2013, 12:51:52 AM
Tomorrow.

Maaaaaaaybe.

Also, the mayor seems to be getting a better aim.

Or more aerodynamic crowd-standers.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: HS1342 on November 04, 2013, 09:10:38 PM
(http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/7/73/Roflcopter.gif)
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bubbadoo14 on November 05, 2013, 02:03:29 AM
Have you met Gamzee Makara?
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lk8q2hAC5S1qjtvjso1_500.gif)(http://31.media.tumblr.com/4e61a7ef2aa86a614c4a3a740295acc2/tumblr_mjflg0Xdej1rxsqeso1_500.gif)(http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110501011912/mspaintadventures/images/e/e5/03720.gif)(http://shapelyman.webs.com/gamzee-magnets-animated.gif)(http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3dahhYDfd1r0bxbf.gif)(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ll7wgx2cEk1qjtvjso1_500.gif)(http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1vflsEjQX1r00g9u.gif)

He haunts my dreams.
(http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdf2h6eODf1r2vlco.png)(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lu0it1ymrB1qbj98jo8_250.gif)
(http://www.mspaintadventures.com/storyfiles/hs2/03437.gif)(http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lu0it1ymrB1qbj98jo7_250.gif)(http://www.mspaintadventures.com/storyfiles/hs2/06785.gif)(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lu0it1ymrB1qbj98jo3_250.gif)(http://www.mspaintadventures.com/storyfiles/hs2/03452.gif)(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lu0it1ymrB1qbj98jo1_400.gif)(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lu0it1ymrB1qbj98jo5_250.gif)
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on November 05, 2013, 08:11:56 AM
Why, he your birthsign or something?

Oh fuck everything I'm an aquarius

/dies
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on November 05, 2013, 03:51:31 PM
Homestuck.

I need to continue watching...    IS THAT A HAMMER?

ABSCOND!

I'M ABSCONDING SO HARD RIGHT NOW.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on November 06, 2013, 12:14:30 AM
I know damned well it's Homestuck, I stopped reading it back around the point where a shitload of keys were introduced for that ass-huge computer setup was fuck I don't care

BUBBADOO WHAT'S YOUR FRIGGIN' ASTROLOGICAL SIGN. IS IT H0nK OR WHAT?
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bubbadoo14 on November 06, 2013, 12:43:42 AM
I know damned well it's Homestuck, I stopped reading it back around the point where a shitload of keys were introduced for that ass-huge computer setup was fuck I don't care

BUBBADOO WHAT'S YOUR FRIGGIN' ASTROLOGICAL SIGN. IS IT H0nK OR WHAT?

I am a Virgo, Pthalocy. Gamzee is just one scary motherfucker.

Ps: gamzee has a new TYPING QUIRK THAT LOOKS like this because he has GOTTEN SOBER AND VERY EVIL and changed personalities
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: FunsizeNinja123 on November 06, 2013, 01:11:37 AM
I think I'm cancer.

Not sure though.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bubbadoo14 on November 06, 2013, 01:29:58 AM
By the way http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95kgMvE6-co (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95kgMvE6-co) watch if you dare. After that nightmare fuel have some happy homestuck videos. :D http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAjuMLUrMK4 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAjuMLUrMK4)http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2o0JC6gqTw (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2o0JC6gqTw)http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCItNgvCznQ&list=FLxMsZXWx5pG-5yxQst0tCCQ&index=1 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCItNgvCznQ&list=FLxMsZXWx5pG-5yxQst0tCCQ&index=1)http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zSzfDgHkEY (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zSzfDgHkEY)http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJ-z1eMCqhU (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJ-z1eMCqhU) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRZM-Eua6No&list=FLxMsZXWx5pG-5yxQst0tCCQ&index=24 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRZM-Eua6No&list=FLxMsZXWx5pG-5yxQst0tCCQ&index=24) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cht80JzvC_g&list=FLxMsZXWx5pG-5yxQst0tCCQ&index=42 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cht80JzvC_g&list=FLxMsZXWx5pG-5yxQst0tCCQ&index=42) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0mFiWN-Mxo&list=FLxMsZXWx5pG-5yxQst0tCCQ&index=45 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0mFiWN-Mxo&list=FLxMsZXWx5pG-5yxQst0tCCQ&index=45) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0mqnYEQs_Y&list=FLxMsZXWx5pG-5yxQst0tCCQ&index=49 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0mqnYEQs_Y&list=FLxMsZXWx5pG-5yxQst0tCCQ&index=49)
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bubbadoo14 on November 06, 2013, 01:33:25 AM
I think I'm cancer.

Not sure though.
Here, (http://www.vectorvaco.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/zodiac-signs-vectors-10200-large.jpg)
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on November 06, 2013, 06:45:53 AM
I know damned well it's Homestuck, I stopped reading it back around the point where a shitload of keys were introduced for that ass-huge computer setup was fuck I don't care

BUBBADOO WHAT'S YOUR FRIGGIN' ASTROLOGICAL SIGN. IS IT H0nK OR WHAT?

I am a Virgo, Pthalocy. Gamzee is just one scary motherfucker.

Ps: gamzee has a new TYPING QUIRK THAT LOOKS like this because he has GOTTEN SOBER AND VERY EVIL and changed personalities

Oh yeah, forgot about the quirkshift.

Welp, I'm an aquarius with an aquarium so fml I guess. You know what sucks? Eridan. I was hoping wossface dualscar would be more badass but mostly he's a niceguy douche with an eyebrow scar. At least mine's not double?? Don't headbutt chairs, even if the scars are badass.

My quirk is not giving a good goddamn and being one of few homestuckers who was mostly terrified by the rest of the fanbase and despite being an artist, never did fanart of the series.

NOW I DRINK LIKE A FISH. By which I mean I am drunkposting. It'll be asocial experiment when I re-read this and ultimately acknowledge this statement right here writing off the booze as science. I'm tricky like that.

EXCEPT THE ONLY FISH I KNOW OF THAT CHUGGED ALCOHOL WERE BECAUSE I HAD TO DO SOME EUTHANIZATION. What a horrible analogy seriously ugh. This hobby is the oregon trail of petkeeping.

Okay if that isn't enough of a sample of drunkspeak for me to read later and be perplexed by, I don't know what is. Real paragraphs, maybe, I have managed to hit the enter key for a new line every two lines of text in this teeny-weeny editor.























Also I have the win.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Derschlact on November 06, 2013, 04:08:58 PM
Quote from: Pthalocy
Also I have the win.

LIES LIES LIES
IT'S MINE!
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on November 06, 2013, 04:54:36 PM
Here, (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GwTLYPHgC6o) have some more happy moments from things you probably have not watched.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: FunsizeNinja123 on November 06, 2013, 06:59:08 PM
(http://www.vectorvaco.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/zodiac-signs-vectors-10200-large.jpg)

Hey, I'm actually a Leo (July 23).
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on November 06, 2013, 07:06:13 PM
I'm a Libra.

Also, if for some reason you think horoscopes tell the truth, you are probably a idiot.

No offence although that makes no difference.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on November 07, 2013, 04:00:44 AM
Quote
It'll be asocial experiment when I re-read this and ultimately acknowledge this statement right here writing off the booze as science. I'm tricky like that.

I knew damn well I was not being tricky and I still know damn well I wasn't being tricky. That post was just thoughtspam strung back to back without an overarching argument. ...not that I'm not guilty of similar when sober, but that wasn't even real science.

Come one, self, you know how real science goes.

Nobody wound up hurt and there weren't any forgotten legal forms before anything happened. Jeeeeeze.

I'm a Libra.

Also, if for some reason you think horoscopes tell the truth, you are probably a idiot.

No offence although that makes no difference.

Not sure if "a idiot" was intended as humorously ironic typo. XD Either way I find horoscopes amusing. They're so vague. Some of them are good advice like 'listen to others' and 'be frugal' but that's good advice anyway. I find their continued appeal through such generalized writing to be more entertaining than what's actually being said.

Plus the symbols look pretty.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on November 07, 2013, 03:41:20 PM
Back away from the win.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bubbadoo14 on November 07, 2013, 05:51:58 PM
Back away from the win.
No.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on November 07, 2013, 05:53:57 PM
Aw.

On a completely unrelated note, I'm now in a band!

We suck.   Badly.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: trusty_patches on November 07, 2013, 07:46:28 PM
I somehow enjoy being sick.
You lie in your comfortable bed sipping hot coffee with black pepper and thinking about some precious things.
Except for the terrible coughing and headache - this is perfect.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Derschlact on November 08, 2013, 12:12:40 AM
Lauren Lector Liked Looking Lugs.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bubbadoo14 on November 08, 2013, 06:11:37 AM
I somehow enjoy being sick.
You lie in your comfortable bed sipping hot coffee with black pepper and thinking about some precious things.
Except for the terrible coughing and headache - this is perfect.
Sure you're not a masochist? :P

Lauren Lector Liked Looking Lugs.

So we posting Tongue Twisters ay?
How about one in text lingo caus' I am evil!

"2 Y's UR 2 Y's UB I C U R 2 Y's 4 me! "

now one about copyright! *yaaaaaaay*

"When you write copy you have the right to copyright the copy you write. You can write good and copyright but copyright doesn't mean copy good - it might not be right good copy, right?

Now, writers of religious services write rite, and thus have the right to copyright the rite they write.

Conservatives write right copy, and have the right to copyright the right copy they write. A right wing cleric might write right rite, and have the right to copyright the right rite he has the right to write. His editor has the job of making the right rite copy right before the copyright would be right. Then it might be copy good copyright.

Should Thom Wright decide to write, then Wright might write right rite, which Wright has a right to copyright. Copying that rite would copy Wright's right rite, and thus violate copyright, so Wright would have the legal right to right the wrong. Right?

Legals write writs which is a right or not write writs right but all writs, copied or not, are writs that are copyright. Judges make writers write writs right.

Advertisers write copy which is copyright the copy writer's company, not the right of the writer to copyright. But the copy written is copyrighted as written, right?

Wrongfully copying a right writ, a right rite or copy is not right."
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: FunsizeNinja123 on November 08, 2013, 02:35:34 PM
FUCKING HELL BUBBA
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on November 08, 2013, 03:43:41 PM
Yay for "Helpful" Youtube tutorials.

They "Help"
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on November 08, 2013, 03:56:20 PM
(http://i769.photobucket.com/albums/xx340/manzman10/shrimp/Corydoras-sterbai-010_zps0c932d74.jpg)

fat catfish.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: trusty_patches on November 08, 2013, 05:21:38 PM
Yay for "Helpful" Youtube tutorials.

They "Help"
Daymn, boy, that is so sarcastic that I can boil up the water for my tea.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on November 08, 2013, 05:25:52 PM
Help, I got stuck in the vortex of song parody's on Youtube.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bubbadoo14 on November 09, 2013, 07:16:29 AM
(http://i769.photobucket.com/albums/xx340/manzman10/shrimp/Corydoras-sterbai-010_zps0c932d74.jpg)

fat catfish.
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5lhdg0Bp21ru642no1_500.png)

Fat Catdog
(Hua hua hua)
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bubbadoo14 on November 09, 2013, 07:18:16 AM
So, I got an app that can select a color from a site, it's perfect for secret messages like this. ;P
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on November 09, 2013, 08:23:54 AM
Yeah.
Yes it is.

Also, I didn't get the quote and cheat, I actually LOOKED AT IT AND FIGURED IT OUT.
Yay for simple puzzles.

Edit because I just realized that the reporters and the camera guys on TV shows are fucking stupid.

Guy who is wanted for three murders and rape runs by you?   Ah, just turn the camera and record him.    Yeah, you have nothing to stop him with, all you have is a heavy camera that could probably knock someone out in some cases.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Alkheemist on November 09, 2013, 10:42:00 AM
Well, you can't exactly chase someone while wielding a camera, you don't want to damage your camera since it's literally your livelihood, and this IS a murderer and rapist, so they are probably going to win if you try and fight them.

And in any case, the reward for apprehending someone like that would be a bunch of bruises, some stitches, a little appreciation and $1000 out of your paycheck for damaging company property.

Also, those cameras are huge and bulky. Try picking up a desktop computer... No, not that one, then you can't read the rest of this. Heft it around, see how well you can clobber something with it. The mass combined with the odd rectangular shape means you can't swing that fast or accurately. Now put it down and stop fooling around, you just look silly.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on November 09, 2013, 12:20:31 PM
I'm using a laptop.

I bought a new one after my other one got stolen.

Also, convenient foot trip.    Works most of the time.

As in, nevermind the camera, trip them up by sticking your foot out.

Also, the entire reason I added that was because I watched a episode of some weird show about police chases, and the guy went past on a motorbike.

The camera guy just stood there, right next to the garage door, and could of just stuck his arm out and pulled the damn thing over, it was going that slow.


*Sigh.* Random rant over.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on November 09, 2013, 02:24:05 PM
Hey on the upside, you've got recorded evidence right there. Idk the situation in question to really judge, and I gotta go to work lols.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: FunsizeNinja123 on November 09, 2013, 03:02:25 PM
:l
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bubbadoo14 on November 09, 2013, 11:27:38 PM
<|:^D-|--<

I am a wizard! :D

Sometimes, I dream about cheese magic.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on November 10, 2013, 12:30:57 AM
>( .( .( .( .( .(.oco.) I am a caterpillar.

>( .( .( .( .( .(.ouo.) and a happy one too!
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Derschlact on November 10, 2013, 01:29:45 AM
(click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: StopSignal on November 10, 2013, 01:40:23 AM
Finally a use for my GIF.

(http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lscowlJDDS1qidsbp.gif)
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on November 10, 2013, 03:41:21 AM

Clearly I am missing a reference. Then again, I am the queeeeeeen of France! So what do I know?
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Taraq on November 10, 2013, 03:48:33 AM
All about the french?
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on November 10, 2013, 04:41:59 AM
Code: [Select]
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         ___ /    ||    \ ___
        (_0_)     ||     (_0_)
       /--/     = || =     \--\
      (  /\______/  \______/\  )
      | |   \ ___)[](___ /   | |
      | |    \\ _))((_ //    | |
     (   )    _|\/\/\/|_     (   )
     ////  ( O)//[  ]\\(O )   \\\\
   /   /  /   /   ##   \   \   \   \
  /   \   |   |        |   |    /   \
 || Y__/  |## |        | ##|   \__Y ||
  \\___/ ,|__/o\       /o\__|, \___//
         \ --/ /       \ \-- /
          |T   |       |   T|
          ||   |       |   ||   
          /__  |       |  __\
           |___\       /___|
          [___o\       /o___]
       [====_( )_\   /_( )_====]

Cross your fingers it works when posted into something besides notepad++ hahaha
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Derschlact on November 10, 2013, 06:06:20 AM
Quote from: Pthalocy
8<-----snip-----
Tell me where you got that!

(click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on November 10, 2013, 06:30:00 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/l4afSGN.png)

I made tiny cherno, that's where. XD
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: deadmerits on November 11, 2013, 08:27:18 AM
Purple haze all in my eyes,
Something clever written in the skies.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: ajwilli1 on November 11, 2013, 08:48:49 AM
The Clever thing was,
a cleaver in your eye.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on November 11, 2013, 03:39:48 PM
I have pinkeye now. Do not google that. Unless your search terms are "Drift with Kaiju symptoms" in which case, yeah, I pretty much look like that right now what with the random dry-weather nosebleeds.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: ajwilli1 on November 11, 2013, 04:05:11 PM
I know not to google pinkeye. It was both mentally scarring and infectious.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on November 11, 2013, 05:41:32 PM
It took me all my willpower not to come to class with a pirate eyepatch on.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: ajwilli1 on November 11, 2013, 06:11:25 PM
You should've matey' you could e' da greatess pirate who'd evar sail thar sea's. ARRHARHARHAR!
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on November 11, 2013, 07:59:19 PM
I do manage that quite fine even without the eyepatch, thank goodness.

Life is good as a Hawkins B)
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: HS1342 on November 11, 2013, 08:08:20 PM
I HAZ RETURNED
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on November 11, 2013, 08:17:06 PM
WHAT DOES YOUR USERNAME MEAN.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: ajwilli1 on November 11, 2013, 08:40:15 PM
Highschool 13/4/2 maybe?
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: FunsizeNinja123 on November 11, 2013, 09:16:54 PM
High shit, 1342.

HE'S FROM THE PAST
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: ajwilli1 on November 11, 2013, 10:28:37 PM
O_O We have to go back. DAAAA DA-DA-DA Duhhhhh
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: FunsizeNinja123 on November 11, 2013, 11:47:23 PM
Rum & cola reminds me of Pth.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: ajwilli1 on November 12, 2013, 01:31:26 AM
Rum......PIRAAATE (http://cristgaming.com/pirate.swf)
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: deadmerits on November 12, 2013, 04:24:25 AM
Someone told me they thought they could get pink eye if someone infected looked at you in your eyes.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on November 13, 2013, 07:30:41 AM
TRY ME.

(http://i.imgur.com/gbEks52.png)


And don't do stupid shit with Kaiju brains.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: KA101 on November 13, 2013, 08:07:51 AM
Rum & cola reminds me of Pth.

Lookit the commit message!  Totally nothing to do with Pthalocy.

:-P
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on November 13, 2013, 12:44:57 PM
YUP! NOTHIN' TO SEE HERE MOVE ALONG.

/takes the delicious drink blend instead of the win.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: HS1342 on November 13, 2013, 08:07:57 PM
I'M FROM 1342,
AND I HAVE TO SAY THAT YOU'VE GOT IT ALL WRONG OF WHAT HAPPENED BACK THEN.

WE ARE RIDING DINOSAURS AND WE ARE DRUNK 24/7
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: FunsizeNinja123 on November 14, 2013, 02:56:32 PM
Oh hey no one posted for a while.

THE WIN IS MINEEEEE
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bubbadoo14 on November 14, 2013, 03:05:42 PM
Oh hey no one posted for a while.

THE WIN IS MINEEEEE
No.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: FunsizeNinja123 on November 14, 2013, 03:10:25 PM
*Huddles with his win
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on November 14, 2013, 04:43:56 PM
Edmund takes the win, wearing thick chemical-handling gloves, dips the thing in a strong acid bath, then in a rinsing solution, then he gives it a good scrub and a polish.


...seriously this thing's been in circulation for like hundreds of posts and eaten repeatedly. Damn Win needed a wash.


Glyphgryph: Mwahahaha! The rules HAVE CHANGED! Hahahah!
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: HS1342 on November 14, 2013, 05:53:09 PM
...
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: FunsizeNinja123 on November 14, 2013, 08:21:49 PM
PTH HAS BEEN TAKEN CONTROL BY GG

ATTACK HIM

*Generates a smoke bomb with his Ninja powers and throws it at Pth, leaving him in a cloud of smoke

(click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: HS1342 on November 14, 2013, 09:04:43 PM
*HS proceeds to leap in to the smoke

*HS uses chloroform to knock Pthalocy out

*HS hands over Pthalocy to FunNinja

Get him to an exorcist or something!
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: FunsizeNinja123 on November 14, 2013, 09:07:07 PM
*Takes the KOed Pth from HS and runs into the city, where there is an exorcist and hands it to him

MAKE THIS MAN BETTER

AND MAKE HIM GIVE ME THE WIN
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: HS1342 on November 14, 2013, 09:09:38 PM
[Over the thread loudspeaker:]
I'm sorry to announce that I grabbed that while i was in the smoke
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bubbadoo14 on November 14, 2013, 09:37:47 PM
Holy crap this is the 100th page! Woo go milestones!

Oh and thanks for the win.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: FunsizeNinja123 on November 14, 2013, 09:50:57 PM
GOODDDDD DARRRNN ITTT

I yell to the skies.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on November 14, 2013, 10:33:57 PM
WHAT EVEN HAPPENED HELP
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Derschlact on November 15, 2013, 12:13:19 AM
*Derschlact clonks the exorcist on the head with a shovel and picks up win in Pthalocy's hand

*Derschlact then runs away with the win
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Alkheemist on November 15, 2013, 01:32:44 AM
Wait, Pthalocy died?

great, everybody pitch in like, 100 gold so we can pay the cleric and get a resurrection.

In the meantime...

I realise that everybody has been referring to their actions in the third person, using the colour red, and thus if another colour were to be utilised, it could represent first or second person narration.

You then realise that's a really stupid idea and will probably never catch on. You shrug and coathanger Derschlact as he is running.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Derschlact on November 15, 2013, 01:41:35 AM
Pardon me, I meant just "hand" xD
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on November 15, 2013, 01:54:13 AM
I never understood that, personally. I just use this green for my speech in that RP thread.

...so I guess this is first person Pthalo-tive.

Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on November 15, 2013, 04:51:07 AM
Shit, I'm losing.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Derschlact on November 15, 2013, 04:59:31 AM
Oh yeah, I was coathangered.

*Derschlact bops his face into Alkheemist's arm and is knocked out.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Alkheemist on November 15, 2013, 08:32:50 AM
You pick up the win. It is moderately heavy, and appears to be made of glass. You ponder how so many people have ingested such an object, then shrug and pocket it.
>GO EAST
You walk east. You see a lamenting man standing over the prone figure of what appears to be an exorcist. The exorcist figure does not appear to be conscious.
>REASSURE LAMENTING MAN
You attempt to reassure the lamenting man, but to no avail. He appears to be talking about having lost something.
>INV
In your pockets there is one large, glasslike object, your cell phone and $12.53 in assorted currency from different locales.
>PROFFER LARGE GLASSLIKE OBJECT TO LAMENTING MAN
You hold out the large, glasslike object and indicate that it is a gift to the lamenting man.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: 100Rads on November 15, 2013, 01:35:52 PM
100RADS SWOOPS FROM HIS LURKING POSITION AND STEALS TEH WINZ
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on November 15, 2013, 06:48:10 PM
Edmund reassures Alkheemist that it's really not that big a deal, in a thankful tone... and that we should probably do something about the exorcist here.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: GlyphGryph on November 15, 2013, 07:29:30 PM
I bet 100 reputation that I will NOT lose this game under the current rules, guaranteed. Anyone willing to take me up on the offer?
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: HS1342 on November 15, 2013, 07:59:55 PM
I bet 100 reputation that I will NOT lose this game under the current rules, guaranteed. Anyone willing to take me up on the offer?
We're DOOMED
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: FunsizeNinja123 on November 15, 2013, 08:19:38 PM
I bet 100 reputation that I will NOT lose this game under the current rules, guaranteed. Anyone willing to take me up on the offer?

I ACCEPT


GlyphGryph says:
This game is easy to play. The last person to post, loses. Everyone else wins.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bubbadoo14 on November 16, 2013, 04:38:15 AM
GlyphGryph says:
This game is easy to play. The last person to post, loses. Everyone else wins.

Oh you sneaky son of a gun!

EDIT: Let me just add a change to that rule...
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: HS1342 on November 16, 2013, 01:42:57 PM
This game is easy to play. The last person to post, does nothing. Everyone except GlyphGryph wins. Also GlyphGryph can no longer edit any of STD's or Bubbadoo's posts, he can go hogwild on any other comment for all that I care.
(No loopholes for you!) :P
he can go hogwild on any other comment for all that I care
How noble of you, leaving us others hanging at the mercy of glyph!
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: FunsizeNinja123 on November 16, 2013, 02:20:55 PM
I DIDN'T EXPECT THIS
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: HS1342 on November 16, 2013, 03:25:36 PM
I DID
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Derschlact on November 16, 2013, 06:00:34 PM
ME TOO
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on November 16, 2013, 06:14:54 PM
Oh my god you guys were slow to notice that. And hey! I can go back to DOIN' NOTHIN' LIKE I ALWAYS DO.

Woo!
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: trusty_patches on November 16, 2013, 10:38:03 PM
DAYMN
WHAT HAPPENED
EVERYONE PLS ELABORATE I NEED INFO
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on November 16, 2013, 11:22:35 PM
HOW FAR BACK, YO?

XD
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Luissen on November 17, 2013, 12:39:02 AM
(click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bubbadoo14 on November 17, 2013, 03:46:35 AM
Very noble, indeed! >:D
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: HS1342 on November 18, 2013, 04:19:30 PM
Very noble, indeed! >:D
>:(
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Steelfist on November 18, 2013, 05:55:28 PM
OOH PARTIYA LENINA, SILA NARODNAYA.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: FunsizeNinja123 on November 18, 2013, 08:24:38 PM
OOH PARTIYA LENINA, SILA NARODNAYA.

...Wat?
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: 100Rads on November 18, 2013, 08:26:50 PM
Something like, Lenin's party, the power of the people
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: HS1342 on November 18, 2013, 10:00:53 PM
Lenin?

Maybe he travelled here from the past?
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: trusty_patches on November 19, 2013, 01:11:24 PM
(http://zombiesatemygames.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/KriegRed.png)
Who took my win?
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: HS1342 on November 19, 2013, 04:35:32 PM
I did, but then I ate it...
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: trusty_patches on November 19, 2013, 04:51:59 PM
Patches goes loco and rips the win out of HS's chest cavity. Then he turns on mexican music and dances with maracas
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: HS1342 on November 19, 2013, 05:10:44 PM
HAH-HAH!
That was just a mere clone!
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: trusty_patches on November 19, 2013, 05:22:33 PM
Alrighty then.
Slowly backs away with the win. Sloooooooowly.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: HS1342 on November 19, 2013, 05:43:30 PM
(http://fuuu.us/46.png)
And that is a cheap copy...
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: trusty_patches on November 19, 2013, 05:54:32 PM
Who cares, I can rebuild it. I have the technology.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: HS1342 on November 19, 2013, 05:58:29 PM
That's an interesting idea...

CLONES!
START THE FACTORIES!

WE'RE GONNA MASS-PRODUCE SOME WINS AND GET RICH!
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: trusty_patches on November 19, 2013, 06:01:12 PM
Stop the production immediately.
(http://horrornews.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/robocop-2014-nuova-armatura.jpg)
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: HS1342 on November 19, 2013, 06:04:41 PM
I swear, I have a permit here somewhere...
(http://fuuu.us/171.png)
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: trusty_patches on November 19, 2013, 06:08:17 PM
(http://www.gogeeks.tv/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/robocop.jpg)
TEN SECONDS
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: HS1342 on November 19, 2013, 06:09:49 PM
HERE IT IS!

*HS gives trusty_patches a EMP grenade (Active)
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: trusty_patches on November 19, 2013, 06:15:39 PM
Patches pull out a none and threatens HS with it
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: HS1342 on November 19, 2013, 06:16:54 PM
WHAT THE-

*The world implodes by the mere sight of the none
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: trusty_patches on November 19, 2013, 06:19:34 PM
He who controls the none controls the universe
(http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3809/10948665644_16095a2282_o.jpg)

===

That's much better.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: HS1342 on November 19, 2013, 06:26:45 PM
We must use our own artifact!

UNLEASH THE JACQUES HAMMER!
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: trusty_patches on November 19, 2013, 06:34:44 PM
Patches deploys the multiple arrays of none
IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: HS1342 on November 19, 2013, 06:38:00 PM
HS uses the jacques hammer!

OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOx20

The nones evaporates!
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: trusty_patches on November 19, 2013, 06:40:00 PM
HS sees: "You can't do anything interesting with your none"
Patches gives you none
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: HS1342 on November 19, 2013, 06:43:58 PM
*HS throws the none at patches
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: trusty_patches on November 19, 2013, 06:45:51 PM
From the east you hear thud
Patches tries to chew on his lighter
Patches drops none x10
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: HS1342 on November 19, 2013, 06:47:37 PM
SHIT, THESE THINGS ARE MULTIPLYING!
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: trusty_patches on November 19, 2013, 06:52:40 PM
I, mighty heir of PatchkonnenPatchreides house, hereby conquering this silly thread by taking the win and filling the remain hole with the none!

(I guess it gone too far)
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: HS1342 on November 19, 2013, 06:58:09 PM
I don't even know why we're fighting over this realm!
The win was invalidated days ago!
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: trusty_patches on November 19, 2013, 07:01:01 PM
Oh.
Oh.

(http://static2.fjcdn.com/thumbnails/comments/quot+I+should+go.+quot+-+Commander+Insert+name+here+Shepard+_74e58e4069183b71bfdf2c8a257f75b2.jpg)

Patches throws none
From the east you hear thud
Patches disappears
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Derschlact on November 20, 2013, 02:09:08 AM
Derschlact opens a trapdoor beneath the none, dropping it into his clutches!
From below you hear "MUWAHAHAHAHAH" x666
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on November 20, 2013, 03:38:11 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/0FRMuyl.png)
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bubbadoo14 on November 20, 2013, 05:46:25 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/0FRMuyl.png)
Sad Christmas for me, I am at school and can't see one of many beautiful pictures Pthalocy makes.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on November 20, 2013, 05:48:55 PM
Dude, it's November. You got plenty of time XD

It's just my sorry butt standing around in my housecoat.

With wincoffee, which is more delicious than regular win. Which I can no longer get THANKS GLYPHGRYPH UGH.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: FunsizeNinja123 on November 20, 2013, 08:24:12 PM
Lel.

*Steals Pth's win coffee
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Derschlact on November 21, 2013, 12:42:25 AM
Derschlact subsequently steals Funsizeninja123's win coffee
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Alcatraz on November 21, 2013, 12:57:03 AM
In the confusion, Alcatraz heads for the Hill.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: esran on November 21, 2013, 06:09:58 AM
explodes the hill with a minunuke, accidently killing myself too.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: trusty_patches on November 21, 2013, 09:34:13 AM
A wild JABBERNONE appears






Damn, I should draw that.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Alcatraz on November 21, 2013, 02:52:40 PM
And is hit in the head with a frying pan.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: dwarfkoala on November 21, 2013, 07:05:46 PM
THE HEAT IS ON
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on November 21, 2013, 07:39:53 PM
Makes a soft, sad little whimper about his stolen coffee, before just making more.

He's got a tassimo damnit, he's gonna use it.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: FunsizeNinja123 on November 21, 2013, 08:13:55 PM
*With his epic ninja powers, throws a shuriken across the map at Pth's coffee maker.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: trusty_patches on November 21, 2013, 09:44:43 PM
MIRIADS OF NONE SWARMS THE THREAD
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Derschlact on November 21, 2013, 10:10:50 PM
Derschlact eats ALL THE NONES
From the west you hear "NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM"
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on November 21, 2013, 10:18:13 PM
MIRIADS OF NONE SWARMS THE THREAD

...Nothing happens.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: FunsizeNinja123 on November 22, 2013, 12:04:07 AM
Lel
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bubbadoo14 on November 22, 2013, 07:16:28 AM
Its fun to just watch this thread. :)
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on November 22, 2013, 09:42:41 PM
*Dives through sea of remaining Nones and punches the win out of bubbadoo14's face.*

HOW DOES THAT WORK.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: trusty_patches on November 22, 2013, 10:02:46 PM
It just works.
The win turns into the none, nonelord Patches runs away with the real one
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on November 22, 2013, 10:12:42 PM
/me dives at Trusty and punches the win away, screaming gibberish about Metal Gear 2.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: trusty_patches on November 22, 2013, 10:14:54 PM
FOR THY NAMETH OF THY NONE I SHALL CONQUER THY WIN!
Patches grabs his none, puts on his none and slams Mrnocamera away with precise strike in the none.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on November 22, 2013, 10:17:49 PM
THOU SHALT NOT STEALITH FROM THY NEIGHBOR, THOU SWINE!

/me thrusts forward with a rapier, flicking the nonewin towards himself.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: trusty_patches on November 22, 2013, 10:24:15 PM
Patches summons the none demon and it starts hurling noneballs at Mrnocamera
THOU DOST NOT TAKETH THY WIN JUST BECAUSE THOU ART POSESSING THY RAPIER!
Patches grabs the win and starts threatening mrno with the none
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: GlyphGryph on November 22, 2013, 10:27:11 PM
Nuuuuuu.... Bubbadoo has defeated me!

/me shakes fist.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on November 22, 2013, 10:31:41 PM
/me looks as win is catapulted to GlyphGryph, then back to him, smacking him in the face with it's...   Win...   Ness....
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Derschlact on November 22, 2013, 11:42:02 PM
Derschlact roundhouse kicks Mrnocamera and catches the airborne Win-ball
Derschlact promptly runs away
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on November 23, 2013, 02:40:16 AM
Ed simply sits there watching all this and not playing anymore. And to hell with red action text!
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: gtaguy on November 23, 2013, 02:57:44 AM
Gtaguy sits on much monies, looking back at his puter with tears in his eyes. Finally a CDDA update.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Derschlact on November 23, 2013, 07:11:17 AM
HUURGRHRHURRURGRHRRRuURGRH
Derschlact gibberish
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on November 23, 2013, 08:41:15 AM
/me shakes his head as the win is sent towards him.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: HS1342 on November 23, 2013, 10:21:45 AM
*HS is still just here for the free drinks
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: FunsizeNinja123 on November 23, 2013, 03:33:48 PM
*Teleports in

Drink you say?

Free drinks?
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: trusty_patches on November 23, 2013, 04:09:07 PM
I wanted to post something about the fight for the win, but I stumbled upon this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uq0GY2jTSEs) on the stream and laughed all thoughts out of my heads.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bubbadoo14 on November 24, 2013, 01:44:02 AM
*HS is still just here for the free drinks

Sorry all we have here is V8's and Sugar free lemonade, if you get the VIP package for a low low price of $50 you get unlimited free mead, rum, cola, milk, and vodka for about 1 hour.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: FunsizeNinja123 on November 24, 2013, 04:34:41 AM
Sorry all we have here is V8's and Sugar free lemonade, if you get the VIP package for a low low price of $50 you get unlimited free mead, rum, cola, milk, and vodka for about 1 hour.

FUCKING FREEMIUMMMMMM
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on November 24, 2013, 02:41:18 PM
/me slowly lowers the bottle of cola he was drinking.
"Wait, you have to pay for this?"
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: FunsizeNinja123 on November 24, 2013, 04:46:13 PM
IT DON'T MADDAH

*STEALS ALL THE DRINKS AND RUNS INTO THE DISTANCE
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: trusty_patches on November 24, 2013, 05:56:00 PM
Premium?
Oh.
Well.
[EA Games DLC production intensifies]
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: FunsizeNinja123 on November 24, 2013, 06:59:39 PM
Premium?
Oh.
Well.
[EA Games DLC production intensifies]

This.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: gtaguy on November 24, 2013, 07:47:37 PM
Om nom nom  delicious wins.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Derschlact on November 25, 2013, 06:53:46 AM
Derschlact pulls out his pocket knife and wrenches the win out of GTAguy's mandibles
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bubbadoo14 on November 25, 2013, 11:01:29 PM
Bubbadoo sends a legion of trained circus zombears to maul Derschlact and fetch back the win.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on November 26, 2013, 06:23:39 PM
/me glances at youtube, and gets sucked into his monitor.

"WHY ARE THERE SO MANY FUCKING NIGHTCORE REMIXES IN MY RECOMMENDED VIDEOS SECTION.    I DON'T EVEN LIKE NIGHTCORE."  (Genuinely never heard it before...    Hi.)
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: trusty_patches on November 26, 2013, 07:33:28 PM
Aaaand there's snow everywhere on the outside. Time to put up 'Sabaton - White Death' and draw some Blitzkrieg-themed pics.

Also, win is now just a none.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on November 26, 2013, 09:00:35 PM
I like V8 :(

haha, we're supposed to be slapped with a major snow storm sometime tonight, but sofar it's misting rain.

I knew it wasn't winter yet. Ofc if it DOES snow now, it still won't be winter. Canadian fall and spring are just fancy terms for "we took summer and winter and shuffled the cards, then draw one randomly for each day."
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Taraq on November 26, 2013, 11:38:51 PM
Supposed to snow in time for turkey day where I live. So, this means I win, correct?
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: trusty_patches on November 27, 2013, 12:51:06 AM
NEVER GO TO THE VINESAUCE STREAMING
NEVER


(click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on November 27, 2013, 03:09:00 PM
IT SNOWED NOW I'M STUCK HELP
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: FunsizeNinja123 on November 27, 2013, 03:11:01 PM
LOLOLLLOLOLOLOLOLOL

FLORIDA BITCHES
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on November 27, 2013, 03:49:10 PM
LOLOLOLO ENJOY MY COUNTRY'S GEESE SHITTING ON YOUR EVERYTHING.

...do they even fly that far south?
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bubbadoo14 on November 27, 2013, 03:55:47 PM
OH NOOOOOO! The old Whales dev forums are closed. :(
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: FunsizeNinja123 on November 27, 2013, 05:21:00 PM
LOLOLOLO ENJOY MY COUNTRY'S GEESE SHITTING ON YOUR EVERYTHING.

...do they even fly that far south?

Nope!

OH NOOOOOO! The old Whales dev forums are closed. :(

Darn, I always wanted to visit but never remembered :(
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bubbadoo14 on November 27, 2013, 10:24:45 PM
Let's all have a moment of silence to remember the good old days on Whales Dev.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Derschlact on November 27, 2013, 11:01:46 PM
[silence=true]...[/silence]
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: gtaguy on November 27, 2013, 11:07:21 PM
Oh noes.

*Gtaguy makes the win out of unobtanium, so being the last person to have possession makes him the winner*
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Derschlact on November 28, 2013, 02:15:14 AM
ActivityMan:GetActivity():SetTeamFunds(1000000000000000000,0)

Derschlact now has one quintillion munny!
He uses it to fund a space expedition seeking unobtainium
Accumulated unobtainium is refined and hammered into a clone of the elusive win

>:D
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Taraq on November 28, 2013, 02:32:27 AM
Grr. I'm away for thanksgiving so I don't have my desktop with my cata save files... I'm too lazy to start a new game.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Alkheemist on November 28, 2013, 01:24:57 PM
Goddamnit. curse you steelfist! You have won the last last man posting, but you will not claim this one!

Steelfist had the last post before whalesdev shut down. Curse that man, and his spidery chords.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: FunsizeNinja123 on November 28, 2013, 02:46:28 PM
The nubber.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: HS1342 on November 29, 2013, 08:46:29 PM
I'm just going to leave this post riiiiiiiiight here,
and walk away...
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Taraq on November 29, 2013, 08:48:20 PM
I'll just leave this post right after your post, then.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: HS1342 on November 29, 2013, 08:49:49 PM
Oh, I'll go ahead and put another one after you then.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Derschlact on November 29, 2013, 08:53:26 PM
No, after you :)
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: HS1342 on November 29, 2013, 09:00:42 PM
Ok, here's another one.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Taraq on November 29, 2013, 09:19:28 PM
No, please, you go first.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: HS1342 on November 29, 2013, 09:24:46 PM
And another...
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Taraq on November 29, 2013, 10:55:41 PM
I can't think of anything witty right now. I'll get back to you on that one.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: FunsizeNinja123 on November 29, 2013, 11:03:35 PM
THIS IS THE POINT OF LAST MAN POSTING
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Taraq on November 29, 2013, 11:48:57 PM
THIS IS THE POINT OF LAST MAN POSTING

What is?
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Derschlact on November 29, 2013, 11:52:45 PM
THIS IS
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: FunsizeNinja123 on November 29, 2013, 11:58:46 PM
YESH
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Taraq on November 30, 2013, 12:01:55 AM
What is this?! It's always so weird when you see the most recent post in a forum from the main forum page, and then while it loads someone posts and a different thread is on top. Very irritating.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bubbadoo14 on November 30, 2013, 12:54:25 AM
GHAREOGBASV WOVJSDV}AEVAREWNVERION ERIFNERAN IKGNRAE:OGRSTBGSRBGZDGDFB SERIG ERWG SERG T HT GSER BG SRTHETYNB SRB SRT BTR BGTR BVA EB ERBV F  HEWF SERVSERGBF HWER W43YTREHSRVJGRT NJF ETH3ILB EHVHT G3U5KTIHI SERFJSER GI4HG IRJFDUGHVLSRN GH SEFLG ERR OERILFU WHGFIVF HEG W43LIGLIFS IUHWRGF GWREIUVHJRG FVSIFDG FETCKHF IGOB TO GCTHG LE54LIW4 FIGX,IWRGU IWGHFKILW4H LIUSRBT KZDFXFOV EIOVI HAVE THE WIN NOW;POR4F HIJHKFJ O;ER JLIAHJV C/OXCKL SRLIUHESFV LIZ WSFDH LIXVSFEHJGBLIH MJYFSD GSSFEUG SDFIVBSIVHSKUIVDF.SKIUHVDZUI VHSRHWRUIFJ SEHFSDBKIFSGR HIKUEWIFAW SBSRFG JDF VSDF FJHE BVKJDHF HJDFSDFH JBDFNB DFB VHJDGDVMJ DF RJERH B ERFGRUYGSR FHJVSDUJHVEDFUV JFH EFV SFUDVFT GH HYT DH GH D NHG NYTH HNUY JNF N FGH D BGF B BFSJHSFJFHVBJBVF  TRV HGVBGF VFHFVGFV CDSHCV DFSV SERIUGHFS FYUVGSERJFERSUIFGYDFZGJERYSGUFSERSRTGTRHT
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Derschlact on November 30, 2013, 01:40:02 AM
Did you encrypt that message? >:(
GIVE US THE ENCRYPTION KEY
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on November 30, 2013, 02:56:28 AM
/me Vomits profusely

OH GOD DON'T EAT THE ALPHABET SOUP I THINK IT'S PASSED IT'S EXPIRATION DATE
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Taraq on November 30, 2013, 05:46:04 AM
I haven't eaten anything in way too long.

Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on November 30, 2013, 06:41:25 AM
I need a new shtick that doesn't involve mass regurgitation upon my enemies. ...even if it is funny.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Taraq on November 30, 2013, 03:36:12 PM
Non-mass regurgitation upon your friends?
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: HS1342 on November 30, 2013, 04:23:04 PM
[insert funny joke about Pthalocy's vocabulary here]
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: John Candlebury on November 30, 2013, 06:11:49 PM
Hey that reminds me of that time when [DATA EXPUGNED]
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on December 01, 2013, 02:01:38 AM
/me  vomits antimatter instead.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bubbadoo14 on December 01, 2013, 02:29:24 AM
GHAREOGBASV WOVJSDV}AEVAREWNVERION ERIFNERAN IKGNRAE:OGRSTBGSRBGZDGDFB SERIG ERWG SERG T HT GSER BG SRTHETYNB SRB SRT BTR BGTR BVA EB ERBV F  HEWF SERVSERGBF HWER W43YTREHSRVJGRT NJF ETH3ILB EHVHT G3U5KTIHI SERFJSER GI4HG IRJFDUGHVLSRN GH SEFLG ERR OERILFU WHGFIVF HEG W43LIGLIFS IUHWRGF GWREIUVHJRG FVSIFDG FETCKHF IGOB TO GCTHG LE54LIW4 FIGX,IWRGU IWGHFKILW4H LIUSRBT KZDFXFOV EIOVI HAVE THE WIN NOW;POR4F HIJHKFJ O;ER JLIAHJV C/OXCKL SRLIUHESFV LIZ WSFDH LIXVSFEHJGBLIH MJYFSD GSSFEUG SDFIVBSIVHSKUIVDF.SKIUHVDZUI VHSRHWRUIFJ SEHFSDBKIFSGR HIKUEWIFAW SBSRFG JDF VSDF FJHE BVKJDHF HJDFSDFH JBDFNB DFB VHJDGDVMJ DF RJERH B ERFGRUYGSR FHJVSDUJHVEDFUV JFH EFV SFUDVFT GH HYT DH GH D NHG NYTH HNUY JNF N FGH D BGF B BFSJHSFJFHVBJBVF  TRV HGVBGF VFHFVGFV CDSHCV DFSV SERIUGHFS FYUVGSERJFERSUIFGYDFZGJERYSGUFSERSRTGTRHT

I really only typed gibberish and put that in there.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Taraq on December 01, 2013, 06:22:07 AM
GHAREOGBASV WOVJSDV}AEVAREWNVERION ERIFNERAN IKGNRAE:OGRSTBGSRBGZDGDFB SERIG ERWG SERG T HT GSER BG SRTHETYNB SRB SRT BTR BGTR BVA EB ERBV F  HEWF SERVSERGBF HWER W43YTREHSRVJGRT NJF ETH3ILB EHVHT G3U5KTIHI SERFJSER GI4HG IRJFDUGHVLSRN GH SEFLG ERR OERILFU WHGFIVF HEG W43LIGLIFS IUHWRGF GWREIUVHJRG FVSIFDG FETCKHF IGOB TO GCTHG LE54LIW4 FIGX,IWRGU IWGHFKILW4H LIUSRBT KZDFXFOV EIOVI HAVE THE WIN NOW;POR4F HIJHKFJ O;ER JLIAHJV C/OXCKL SRLIUHESFV LIZ WSFDH LIXVSFEHJGBLIH MJYFSD GSSFEUG SDFIVBSIVHSKUIVDF.SKIUHVDZUI VHSRHWRUIFJ SEHFSDBKIFSGR HIKUEWIFAW SBSRFG JDF VSDF FJHE BVKJDHF HJDFSDFH JBDFNB DFB VHJDGDVMJ DF RJERH B ERFGRUYGSR FHJVSDUJHVEDFUV JFH EFV SFUDVFT GH HYT DH GH D NHG NYTH HNUY JNF N FGH D BGF B BFSJHSFJFHVBJBVF  TRV HGVBGF VFHFVGFV CDSHCV DFSV SERIUGHFS FYUVGSERJFERSUIFGYDFZGJERYSGUFSERSRTGTRHT

I really only typed gibberish and put that in there.

That must be the key. Clearly you're just trying to trick us into thinking it's not a code. GO GO POWER CRYPTOLOGY.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Steelfist on December 01, 2013, 06:47:18 AM
01101000011101000111010001110000011100110011101000101111001011110111011101110111011101110010111001111001011011110111010101110100011101010110001001100101001011100110001101101111011011010010111101110111011000010111010001100011011010000011111101110110001111010110111101100111011001110101000001010011011011110101000001000001001101000111001000110000
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Alkheemist on December 01, 2013, 07:37:06 AM
You want a puzzle? Here's a puzzle.

Download this text file: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/70060952/Mystery.txt?dl=1 (https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/70060952/Mystery.txt?dl=1)
And try to decode it. Nice simple cipher, only 2 transforms were used to produce the result from the input.

(I tried to use a code tag, but the forums don't support unicode, which my ciphers involve)

Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bubbadoo14 on December 01, 2013, 10:56:21 AM
01101000011101000111010001110000011100110011101000101111001011110111011101110111011101110010111001111001011011110111010101110100011101010110001001100101001011100110001101101111011011010010111101110111011000010111010001100011011010000011111101110110001111010110111101100111011001110101000001010011011011110101000001000001001101000111001000110000

Hah! I love YTP! :D
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: trusty_patches on December 02, 2013, 03:12:20 PM
I'm listening to this song on repeat for two days. It is way too beautiful to not to share with ya guys. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jyqDw-__ae0)
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Taraq on December 03, 2013, 12:41:27 AM
I'm listening to this song on repeat for two days. It is way too beautiful to not to share with ya guys. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jyqDw-__ae0)

My problem is I usually shut down my desktop at night, and lose all my precious tabs. On my laptop though... I have 6 chrome windows with enough tabs that none of them display the text, just the icon for the webpage. I think I have  a CTRL-Click link addiction.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: FunsizeNinja123 on December 04, 2013, 01:14:05 AM
:l
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Taraq on December 04, 2013, 01:50:50 AM
:D:
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: HS1342 on December 04, 2013, 08:17:38 AM
-___-
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: FunsizeNinja123 on December 04, 2013, 01:52:47 PM
-----------
| O   O  |
|...........|
|...........|
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Lorknis on December 04, 2013, 02:27:17 PM
\o/
 |
/\
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Steelfist on December 04, 2013, 04:02:09 PM
\☺/
  |
 / \
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Lorknis on December 04, 2013, 04:05:42 PM
\☺/
  |
 / \
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Steelfist on December 04, 2013, 04:13:15 PM
 ☺/
 /|  DER FAHNE HOCH!!!!!
 / \
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: FunsizeNinja123 on December 04, 2013, 06:35:33 PM
NEIN, ONI-CHAN
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Lorknis on December 04, 2013, 06:56:39 PM
Kawaii~!
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on December 04, 2013, 06:59:18 PM
Щ(ʘДʘЩ)  <(You wanna fite me?
                                                           
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: FunsizeNinja123 on December 04, 2013, 07:11:53 PM
FITE M3 IRL MUGGA
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Taraq on December 05, 2013, 02:08:16 AM
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It's holiday season now, right?
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: HS1342 on December 05, 2013, 07:00:30 AM
...
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Alkheemist on December 05, 2013, 12:16:13 PM
I see nobody has yet succeeded in my challenge.

Ah well, maybe next time.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: FunsizeNinja123 on December 05, 2013, 02:11:46 PM
Waht
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on December 05, 2013, 06:19:42 PM
/me Edmund proceeds at you

all of you

especially everyone
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: HS1342 on December 06, 2013, 06:55:48 AM
...
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Steelfist on December 06, 2013, 07:29:28 AM
Is this (http://smf.cataclysmdda.com/index.php?action=profile) guy a spammer? He seems awfully spambotish.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on December 06, 2013, 01:51:25 PM
Hello Yes Steelfist this is real person I have pills for cheap x rolex watches online cheap great discounts never pay! How is are you? ~Russianchix11oo6969~ wants to talk to YOU! just click here



....wow if that doesn't actually get me flagged... WELP, LET THE GAMES BEGIN. If I'm not back online in seven hours, I've been eaten by the internet police for bot impersonation.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: FunsizeNinja123 on December 06, 2013, 02:49:14 PM
Is this (http://smf.cataclysmdda.com/index.php?action=profile) guy a spammer? He seems awfully spambotish.

Excuse me?

I call it having way too much time on my hands at home and at school.

And I don't see the spam in my posts...

My feels man.


My feels.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: John Candlebury on December 06, 2013, 06:48:51 PM
Today I bought 4 liters of coke cans at a twelfth of their price due to the error of a cashier! It feels Like a great achievement for some reason or another!
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bubbadoo14 on December 06, 2013, 10:41:13 PM
Is this (http://smf.cataclysmdda.com/index.php?action=profile) guy a spammer? He seems awfully spambotish.
Haha! Clever! If you click the link it's the link the sends you to your currently logged in users profile!
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: FunsizeNinja123 on December 07, 2013, 12:27:14 AM
Is this (http://smf.cataclysmdda.com/index.php?action=profile) guy a spammer? He seems awfully spambotish.
Haha! Clever! If you click the link it's the link the sends you to your currently logged in users profile!

...
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on December 07, 2013, 12:49:53 AM
Hehe, yeah. yaddayaddayadda/index.php?action=profile

I still wanted to reply though.


I also lied about the internet police.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Clayton on December 07, 2013, 12:52:45 AM
Guys, what's the logic in this thread? There will never been a chance when someone wont reply, because someone will notice the thread is dying and then reply so that they win.

Shouldn't we just give up on this thread? Alright, I'll just be the last reply here. Let's all just move on. Nothing to see here.

Seriously, guys. You don't need to respond. You wont win. Just give up. The glass is half empty.

I'm not kidding, just don't reply.





Clayton's superior logic lets him win the thread.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Derschlact on December 07, 2013, 12:54:38 AM
No.


:)
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on December 07, 2013, 01:00:43 AM
Guys, what's the logic in this thread? There will never been a chance when someone wont reply, because someone will notice the thread is dying and then reply so that they win.

Shouldn't we just give up on this thread? Alright, I'll just be the last reply here. Let's all just move on. Nothing to see here.

Seriously, guys. You don't need to respond. You wont win. Just give up. The glass is half empty.

I'm not kidding, just don't reply.





Clayton's superior logic lets him win the thread.

No way that guy with the spider chords won the last one when the old wales forum stopped!

We could also just be such massive dicks that a mod force-closes it too.

I kinda like this thread, I just use it as a repository for everything offtopic that would get cluttery in other threads. Seriously, got holiday plans? Plots?
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: FunsizeNinja123 on December 07, 2013, 01:18:29 AM
Semi-off topic talks on the LMP thread GO

So how was your guy's day? Mine was meh.

Got my new laptop battery in the mail SO NOW I CAN STOP BEING IN MY ROOM ALL THE TIME NOW

I'M TYPING THIS FROM MY LIVING ROOM IT'S AMAZING
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on December 07, 2013, 02:20:07 AM
I'm turning bullshit into essays! It's terribly ineffective.

I can't even stay up late on this because I have work in the morning, and should frankly be working on the essay that isn't late. But I'm determined to at least paraphrase enough crap that I don't die of plagiarism when I hand it in haha. Ugh. Oh well.


Happier news, I am slowly cramming crazy buddha's hand lemons into a bottle of vodka. The vodka is slowly turning a zesty yellow. Mmm, lemon.

YOUR LIVING ROOM MUST BE INCREDIBLE
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bubbadoo14 on December 07, 2013, 03:41:35 AM
HEY GUYS, I LIKE TO SHOUT TOO!
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Lorknis on December 07, 2013, 03:42:25 AM
Fried Chicken. That is all.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: gtaguy on December 07, 2013, 05:00:58 AM
Hello
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: FunsizeNinja123 on December 07, 2013, 05:43:46 AM
Anyway...

Ima acquire some twitch shooter games now because Brutal doom isn't doing it anymore.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Derschlact on December 07, 2013, 06:30:21 AM
And I'm'a going to keep playing Advance Wars and its clones C:
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bubbadoo14 on December 07, 2013, 11:06:58 AM
and I am pirating Sims 3. :D
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Steelfist on December 07, 2013, 03:54:39 PM
Anyway...

Ima acquire some twitch shooter games now because Brutal doom isn't doing it anymore.
I suggest Soldier of Fortune 2: Gold. The random level generator is pretty linear, but can produce some very intense levels which will require action within a fraction of a second.

Aside from that, most of the BUILD games (Duke Nukem, Blood, Shadow Warrior, and more) are pretty good.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Taraq on December 08, 2013, 04:34:58 PM
and I am pirating Sims 3. :D

Too many files. Sooo many files. The full game is ~50GB. And then once it's done the loading screen takes half an hour.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: FunsizeNinja123 on December 08, 2013, 04:47:48 PM
Ugh, huge dls suck.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Taraq on December 08, 2013, 05:28:34 PM
Ugh, huge dls suck.

And of course, there are only 5 seeders.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: FunsizeNinja123 on December 08, 2013, 05:39:12 PM
:P
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Taraq on December 08, 2013, 08:07:14 PM
I've successfully broken the wifi on my laptop with arch linux. WHY ARE THERE SO MANY WIFI CONFIG OPTIONS?
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bubbadoo14 on December 09, 2013, 01:38:21 AM
and I am pirating Sims 3. :D

Too many files. Sooo many files. The full game is ~50GB. And then once it's done the loading screen takes half an hour.
actually the full game with all the addons and doodads is 80 gigs, but I have shrunk it down to 55 GB because a lot of the stuff I don't want, and I am downloading one of the addons seperatly.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Taraq on December 09, 2013, 01:59:26 AM
and I am pirating Sims 3. :D

Too many files. Sooo many files. The full game is ~50GB. And then once it's done the loading screen takes half an hour.
actually the full game with all the addons and doodads is 80 gigs, but I have shrunk it down to 55 GB because a lot of the stuff I don't want, and I am downloading one of the addons seperatly.

But Katy Perry's Sweet Treats is so amazing! You just can't play the game without it!
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bubbadoo14 on December 09, 2013, 02:19:37 AM
and I am pirating Sims 3. :D

Too many files. Sooo many files. The full game is ~50GB. And then once it's done the loading screen takes half an hour.
actually the full game with all the addons and doodads is 80 gigs, but I have shrunk it down to 55 GB because a lot of the stuff I don't want, and I am downloading one of the addons seperatly.

But Katy Perry's Sweet Treats is so amazing! You just can't play the game without it!
I know such a shame but some sacrifices must be made because the game IS TOO DAMN BIG!
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Steelfist on December 09, 2013, 03:53:58 AM
How much do you think the Sims 3 would cost if you actually bought all of the DLCs?
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Alkheemist on December 09, 2013, 07:02:07 AM
about six dollars. At least, that's how much it cost me. When I got the humble origin bundle.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on December 09, 2013, 09:08:39 AM
ITS FOUR IN THE MORNING MY ESSAY IS DONE

/me stares blankly, eyes intense. The screaming he is doing is on the inside and it is joy. Not that anyone can tell.

Now to just... go to class tomorrow, hand one in, then the other, get the hell out, and sleep between then and a closing shift at work. I wish tomorrow was a day off. SOON.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: FunsizeNinja123 on December 09, 2013, 11:07:32 AM
Ahh, collage.

I'm so fucked in the future.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: HS1342 on December 09, 2013, 11:17:35 AM
I've never understood the american educational system.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: FunsizeNinja123 on December 09, 2013, 11:22:00 AM
I don't see why writing papers and essays can educate you.

Thwt sounded really bratty, darn it.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bubbadoo14 on December 09, 2013, 11:35:49 AM
I don't see why writing papers and essays can educate you.

If you can write about a subject, it shows you understand it well.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: FunsizeNinja123 on December 09, 2013, 01:36:53 PM
If you can write about a subject, it shows you understand it well.

Touche...
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on December 09, 2013, 05:12:24 PM
Yeah my paper actually had me take a magazine advertisement and produce two 'busted' versions that change the original message. It's a gender studies/feminism class, so in order to produce two successful re-works, one has to actually understand how to decode what messages the original ad is pushing.
I had to then write about the original messages' problems, and how my ads addressed those issues. It got us to both work the material we'd sponged up, and actually get creative in expressing what we knew.

Much nicer than just regurgitating facts, we actually kinda made our own thoughts.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Taraq on December 10, 2013, 01:55:07 AM
about six dollars. At least, that's how much it cost me. When I got the humble origin bundle.

How much do you think the Sims 3 would cost if you actually bought all of the DLCs?

Each of the expansion packs is $40, the "stuff" packs are $20, and the base game is ~$40-30, IIRC. Still less than train simulator.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bubbadoo14 on December 10, 2013, 04:39:44 PM
It's so close to finishing. ;_;
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on December 10, 2013, 04:52:04 PM
I got mail! From Maelgwyn! Haha, Mael mail.

Now I can't open the box until Christmas. PBlpblbpbl.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bubbadoo14 on December 12, 2013, 04:06:25 PM
Bitlord refuses to open now? ;o;
Awww maaaaaaaaaan! ;^;

anyways, I am coding a batch game and need some help re-learning batch.
*How do you make the program end?
*Is it possible to cycle messages?
*Lastly, there is annoying scrolling bar on the side of the program, it's really annoying and unnecessary, is it possible to get rid of it and reside the window a bit?
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Taraq on December 15, 2013, 02:49:37 AM
Bitlord refuses to open now? ;o;
Awww maaaaaaaaaan! ;^;

anyways, I am coding a batch game and need some help re-learning batch.
*How do you make the program end?
*Is it possible to cycle messages?
*Lastly, there is annoying scrolling bar on the side of the program, it's really annoying and unnecessary, is it possible to get rid of it and reside the window a bit?

As in the windows cmd batch thing?
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bubbadoo14 on December 15, 2013, 02:55:31 AM
Erm yes? The thing that happens when you save a notepad as .bat
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Taraq on December 15, 2013, 04:42:41 PM
Erm yes? The thing that happens when you save a notepad as .bat

Sorry, not very familiar with that.

I'm spending altogether too much time working in TI-BASIC. But now my calculator does everything!
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bubbadoo14 on December 18, 2013, 01:47:00 AM
Haha! you aren't gonna win this! :P
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Clayton on December 18, 2013, 01:50:17 AM
Clayton wins.

No need to keep posting.

Alright guys, it was a good game.

Games over.

Thanks for playing all.

Yup. Game is finished.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: FunsizeNinja123 on December 18, 2013, 02:09:59 AM
You can't do that!
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on December 18, 2013, 07:42:12 AM
I'll get myself promoted to moderator somehow and close this thread >:D



....no I won't, 'cause then I'd have the problem of having to moderate, on top of having nowhere to spam myself silly. DAMNIT
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bubbadoo14 on December 18, 2013, 11:01:23 AM
I'll get myself promoted to moderator somehow and close this thread >:D



....no I won't, 'cause then I'd have the problem of having to moderate, on top of having nowhere to spam myself silly. DAMNIT
There's always the thread HUGLAGHALGHALGHAL. :D
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on December 18, 2013, 05:46:18 PM
THIS IS TRUE BUT I DON'T HAVE TIME TO PHOTOSHOP WEIRDER SHIT TO CONTRIBUTE TO THAT THREAD

what a great thread.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: ajwilli1 on December 18, 2013, 09:55:08 PM
Guys can we get a moment of silence for Clayton.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: FunsizeNinja123 on December 18, 2013, 09:56:27 PM
Yeah. I really hope it's not a perma ban.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on December 19, 2013, 02:33:54 AM
Man, that guy isn't really all that bad in any particular way as far as I've ever seen, but the second shit gets heated and he's on the defensive he has a hard time not stepping on all the legos of misinterpretation. Those are the worst legos.

My experience has a few holes in it, but it seemed like every time I was looking, he was getting paraphrased to the point his statements were taken out of context, Maybe someone would respond to the paraphrased version instead, and then the resulting minor derail would prompt him to reply and try and correct this, but wind up incurring further derailings.

I flat-out explained his viewpoint at one point and he confirmed I was understanding properly (and nobody had issues with me when I voiced a very similar opinion in my own words), and then the posts immediately after mine went after his ass about the misinterpreted version of his thoughts like I hadn't even posted.

Oh well, that thread's dead now too.


On an only vaguely-related note, do people seriously skip posts because they're 'too long'? I can understand if the thing was a foot-long brick without any pacing or line breaks, but sometimes I wonder. Maybe people just don't read my posts when the threads they're in are angry threads. Maybe I'm perceiving something that isn't actually happening lol. I'm curious.

Really I should just give up on angry threads with subjects asking for trouble lol
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Steelfist on December 19, 2013, 08:10:00 AM
Wait, Clayton got banned?

God fucking damn it, it always hits close to home when a Whalesdever gets banned. It's like losing a little bit of Roguelike history. :(
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: ajwilli1 on December 19, 2013, 08:19:02 AM
Wait, Clayton got banned?

God fucking damn it, it always hits close to home when an Whalesdever gets banned. It's like losing a little bit of Roguelike history. :(
I feel immensely sad now, I didn't even know he was one of the "old" ones. I came to Cataclysm late, I joined the game shortly before Dark Days (the mod) came out.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: jimboblordofeskimos on December 19, 2013, 10:39:50 AM
From what I saw clayton was going out of his way to stir up shit and flat out insult a few of the devs.  The things he was putting up in one thread where flat out contradicting the things he would be putting up in another.  I honestly figured he was just going through one of his troll phases.
  Things where getting out of hand on a few threads and it was mostly clayton throwing fuel on the fire.

  The odd bit of smiting from on high does seem to keep us in the general rabble polite as well.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: John Candlebury on December 19, 2013, 10:47:43 AM
Yeah Im gonna miss Clayton too, he did had good opinions and I enjoyed arguing with him, and its only reasonable too lose it in that way if the guys you are arguing with start bending your words on that way.

Actually I think its rather unfair that only clayton got banned, IMO Killer-of-Lawyers also deserved it, and had been harassing and insulting Clayton for a while.

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Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: HS1342 on December 19, 2013, 10:50:15 AM
*Dramatic thunder
I'm back!
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bubbadoo14 on December 19, 2013, 04:45:18 PM
*Dramatic thunder
I'm back!
In black?
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: FunsizeNinja123 on December 19, 2013, 08:30:26 PM
*Dramatic thunder
I'm back!
In black?

No, in Shaq.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: John Candlebury on December 19, 2013, 10:08:50 PM
Meh why do we even bother?

This thing is never going to end anyway
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: ajwilli1 on December 19, 2013, 10:11:22 PM
Mental Damage, at the thought of infinity.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bubbadoo14 on December 19, 2013, 11:13:16 PM
Mental Damage, at the thought of infinity.
It's ok just "A"pply a first aid kit to your head.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Steelfist on December 19, 2013, 11:16:34 PM
Shouldn't mental damage be healed by Thorazine?
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: FunsizeNinja123 on December 20, 2013, 02:29:34 AM
No. Royal jelly.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Taraq on December 20, 2013, 04:35:03 AM
Everything should be healed by royal jelly. And fetuses. Fetii?
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Steelfist on December 20, 2013, 04:38:33 AM
Oh god, I haven't done this in so long.

FETUS POWEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Taraq on December 20, 2013, 04:41:24 AM
Oh god, I haven't done this in so long.

FETUS POWEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!

Back to ye olde days of bay12 (Please don't correct my use of Þ)...

MMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGMMMMMAAAAA
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Steelfist on December 20, 2013, 04:48:02 AM
I miss Necro910. He livened up the upper boards, and it was lovely to see him piss off the lower boards.

(For the young'ins who don't know, Necro910 was the MAGMAAA guy)
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Taraq on December 20, 2013, 05:23:29 AM
I miss Necro910. He livened up the upper boards, and it was lovely to see him piss off the lower boards.

(For the young'ins who don't know, Necro910 was the MAGMAAA guy)

Or, only once, the MAMGAAAAA guy.

The last I remember was when he got a ~something day mute, and then he disappeared off the face of the... bay?
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Steelfist on December 20, 2013, 05:26:59 AM
He got permabanned for responding to "the 13 year old girl who lives next door is winking at me!" in the happy thread with "You're either a very lucky tween or a very lucky pedophile, either way, I wish you luck!"
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on December 20, 2013, 07:22:14 AM
I have no idea what I missed in those days.... my history lies elsewhere in the land of irc RP. Hahaha.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bubbadoo14 on December 22, 2013, 11:07:45 PM
Man it sucks that this forum seems to be slowly dieing. After that furry argument, this forum is just going to shit. :(
This is my favorite forum and the community was awesome, but now... I am not sure...
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Alkheemist on December 23, 2013, 01:23:03 AM
That was my opinion of the Whalesdev forum, and then that died. Completely.

But, so long as every one of the devs don't go on indefinite hiatus and a Cataclysm:DDA:DDA doesn't appear, this place will probably be fine.

Edit: After doing some digging and actually paying attention to recent events, I discovered that whales is making Cataclysm 2. So yeah, this place is not fine any more.
Although I wonder what happened to the other 2 games he was also working on. Maybe I'll ask him when he rebuilds the forums.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Steelfist on December 23, 2013, 03:03:32 AM
I miss Whalesdev. I can't wait for Cataclysm 2, even though it could very well die off before it's playable.

Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on December 23, 2013, 07:59:30 AM
I honestly don't know what's going on, but it's not just this forum. People in general, life, etc, seems to just be really weird lately. I'm chalking it up to the holidays for the moment.

Idfk what to make of that so-called argument, beyond that it seemed more like a free for all of shouting plus some people actually trying to discuss things. I wouldn't take that as some sign the whole forum is going to hell on a hedgehog though.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bubbadoo14 on December 24, 2013, 02:30:08 AM
Glyph Gryph should move this into The Rec Room (http://smf.cataclysmdda.com/index.php?board=18.0) since it's a forum game.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on December 24, 2013, 02:41:20 AM
I had two REALLY MASSIVE NOSEBLEEDS back to back, now I know what murder scenes look like.


Also a house burned down like a block away from where I work. ...while I was at work. We could smell the smoke. Somewhere between 2-3pm and when I walked home at 6.30, there were still fire trucks blocking up the whole road and fighters stomping around the home with flashlights making sure shit was... I don't know. Not still on fire, maybe. Or maybe inspecting damage causes, not sure. The roof was pretty much a charred ribcage.

What a crappy season :(

Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bubbadoo14 on December 24, 2013, 02:49:30 AM
I had two REALLY MASSIVE NOSEBLEEDS back to back, now I know what murder scenes look like.
I guess I should feel lucky, I have never gotten a nosebleed in like YEARS! Like I would rarely have a tiny nosebleed that would last a minute, the biggest nosebleed I have ever gotten wasn't even that bad and it was only because I got hit in the nose with a basketball at 7th grade.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on December 24, 2013, 06:05:42 AM
fun fact, the few times i've been hit in the face, no problems. All I did today was touch my nose after coming indoors from the cold. Go figure.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: deadmerits on December 24, 2013, 07:50:45 AM
I awokaden the other night with a nosebleed. Had to be from the heat. Used to get them all the time as a kid and it was really useful in school... ya know to duck out and do what you wanted for a while.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on December 24, 2013, 08:41:04 AM
Never got me out of school for longer than the nosebleed lasted, lmao. Lucky duck, you!
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: deadmerits on December 24, 2013, 08:53:27 AM
Yeah once we were in out 10th year or higher they pretty much let us walk around unsupervised, so after the nosebleed ended I would just hang out with other folks or walk around. Like one time in the parking lot I was hanging with these three guys I kinda knew from around the school. We tried to leave in my car but a lot of people had been doing that lately and they had closed the gates to the parking lot. So we were sitting there next to the car with the situational awareness of a teenager we were soon surrounded by security guards. They said a teacher "swears" she saw smoke and apparently they thought we were up to something nefarious. Skipping class used to be so innocent....
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: FunsizeNinja123 on December 24, 2013, 01:57:14 PM
In my construction class I leave and go walk around for a bit, and if I'm not feeling it I go to C lunch (We have a weird schedule).

And if we're sharing stories about school...




I don't feel like typing them out :P
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: deadmerits on December 24, 2013, 03:27:07 PM
As far as school are concerned, I'm perfectly happy to leave the past in the past. I still have the nightmares, being late for class, being lost, being ill prepared... basically the same things I dream about work and the zombie apocalypse, only the last two seem more important.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on December 24, 2013, 03:58:35 PM
I am itchy and sore and tired and my nose is a disgusting blood clot I do not want to go to work on Christmas Eve.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: FunsizeNinja123 on December 24, 2013, 04:15:04 PM
Poor Pth :(
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: trusty_patches on December 24, 2013, 09:21:32 PM
ON A TOTALLY UNRELATED NOTE

(http://1-media-cdn.foolz.us/ffuuka/board/tg/image/1334/55/1334552482903.jpg)

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Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Steelfist on December 24, 2013, 11:45:50 PM
I'm so tempted to do a Christmas photoshopping of the image above.

RIP AND TEAR YOUR WRAPPING PAPER!
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on December 25, 2013, 03:38:02 AM

I'm so tempted to do a Christmas photoshopping of the image above.

RIP AND TEAR YOUR WRAPPING PAPER!

a) do it.

b) DO IT



I survived work I am sore and tired but my nose is not being Awful. I am too full of food to get up and wrap gifts but HERE I GO ANYWAY. Cross your fingers I get this done before the food coma sets in.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Alkheemist on December 29, 2013, 11:29:30 AM
Speaking of construction classes, I knew a guy who did construction, but never had to lift a brick. This was because his shoulders had been dislocated so many times that he was ordered not to load them in any way.

The same guy had at one point broke his ankle from a frontflip. He was prescribed a electric wheelchair, on account of him being unable to use crutches without his shoulders popping. He promptly learned how to ride it on two wheels.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: storm1911 on December 29, 2013, 03:36:46 PM
I am a cupcake
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on December 29, 2013, 07:21:29 PM
I will eat you
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Alkheemist on January 12, 2014, 12:16:38 AM
so there very nearly was a winner. Congrats Pthalocy, you made it 13 days.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: gtaguy on January 12, 2014, 12:23:11 AM
Holy shit.

I just saved a bunch of money on my death mobile insurance with a vehicle welding rig Heicko!

14 minutes could save you 14% or more on deathmobile insurance!
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: FunsizeNinja123 on January 12, 2014, 12:37:25 AM
Hot damn.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Clayton on January 12, 2014, 01:42:27 AM
I win.
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Post by: FunsizeNinja123 on January 12, 2014, 01:49:31 AM
NO.
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Post by: Pthalocy on January 12, 2014, 06:24:40 AM
so there very nearly was a winner. Congrats Pthalocy, you made it 13 days.

I want this written in stone that I actually won something for nearly two weeks solid.

That's pretty much my life's supply of victory right there.
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Post by: HS1342 on January 12, 2014, 03:43:38 PM
Lovely weather we're having, don't you agree?
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on January 12, 2014, 03:44:28 PM
It's freezing rain in January, you tell me.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: HS1342 on January 12, 2014, 03:45:36 PM
What shall I tell you, old chap?
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on January 12, 2014, 04:22:25 PM
When it is spring, please. I am not good at being a winter animal, my body doesn't know how to hibernate properly.
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Post by: Drakasin on January 12, 2014, 04:45:24 PM
Hi, I'm actor Troy McClure. You might remember me from such films as "You're reading this in my voice", "You are now swallowing, breathing and blinking manually", "Uncross your legs and realize there is no comfortable spot in your mouth for your tongue, it just sits there awkwardly", "Did you forget that your jaw has weight, forcing you to manually hold it closed", "You're producing saliva too", "Your body is itching in at least one place", "You now realize you need to go to the toilet", "You haven't cleared your throat for a while" and the telethons such as "You probably didn't even see the edit yet".

EDIT: The Game.

~ some guy on reddit. Thought I would share this one with you, cos' sharing is caring.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on January 12, 2014, 04:59:05 PM
Good news everyone! XKCD ended that blasted game ages ago.


Goodness,  I'm a different man in a labcoat today, when did that happen? Oh well. They're still my pajamas.





*snores, standing in place*
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: trusty_patches on January 12, 2014, 11:18:46 PM
I am sort of back.

Also, speaking of pajamas - they suck.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: woflsipder on January 13, 2014, 12:50:29 AM
Forgive me oh dear forum, for i have sinned.
I only went to the twelfth bay forum and forgot to come back, my bad.

But fear not my wolfspiderlings this time im here to stay... i promise.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: FunsizeNinja123 on January 13, 2014, 01:29:25 AM
Jesus Christ, there's so much shit on the bay12 forums.

The good and the bad shit. Never been on there. :l


Also, I'm almost out of mentos. GAWDAUM IT
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Post by: Derschlact on January 13, 2014, 01:42:47 AM
Jesus Christ, there's so much shit on the bay12 forums.

The good and the bad shit. Never been on there. :l


Also, I'm almost out of mentos. GAWDAUM IT
Get cough drops! They're so much better...

...I might be addicted to cough drops :v
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Post by: FunsizeNinja123 on January 13, 2014, 01:43:44 AM
Ew. Screw that jazz.
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Post by: trusty_patches on January 13, 2014, 01:49:12 AM
Cough drops... i prefer syrups.

But i have the weirdest addiction. I am addicted to vitamin C pills. Little, yellow, sour pills, although i've never seen them in this form in west
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Post by: Steelfist on January 13, 2014, 01:53:31 AM
Vitamin C pills are delicious!
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Post by: Derschlact on January 13, 2014, 01:55:25 AM
If you're talking about what I think you're talking about...
I'm fond of the little tablets, rather than the pills. I WOULD EAT THE PILLS IN A PINCH THOUGH :P Yeah, vitamin C pills 'n' tablets are available over here.

edit: comma =!= period
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Post by: FunsizeNinja123 on January 13, 2014, 01:57:00 AM
Now I'm out.

:(
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Derschlact on January 18, 2014, 06:05:13 AM
"The time has come," the Walrus said,
"To talk of many things:
Of shoes--and ships--and sealing-wax--
Of cabbages--and kings--
And why the sea is boiling hot--
And whether pigs have wings."

and then everyone died
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Post by: FunsizeNinja123 on January 18, 2014, 06:16:51 AM
DAMN IT DERSH I HAD IT FOR LIKE 2 WEEKS
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bubbadoo14 on January 18, 2014, 10:38:22 AM
DAMN IT DERSH I HAD IT FOR LIKE 2 WEEKS
lolnope
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on January 18, 2014, 05:53:30 PM
/me kicks in the door, brandishing a shotgun in one hand and a small roll of electrical tape in the other.
I'm back.
I'm standing here.
This shotgun is getting heavy, can someone please take it?
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bubbadoo14 on January 18, 2014, 10:02:27 PM
/me kicks in the door, brandishing a shotgun in one hand and a small roll of electrical tape in the other.
I'm back.
I'm standing here.
This shotgun is getting heavy, can someone please take it?
/me Pokes Mrnocamera... IN THE FACE
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on January 19, 2014, 05:39:31 AM
i forgot to shower today. oh well. Score one for the "side effects of watching anime all day" experiment I conducted.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on January 19, 2014, 07:41:28 AM
Planning to do things and then failing to do said things are the best things there is.
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Post by: woflsipder on January 19, 2014, 08:16:00 PM
Planning to do things and then failing to do said things are the best things there is.
I was planning to wake up at 8AM and failed to do said thing. Was it the best thing there is? No.
#muchserious
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on January 19, 2014, 08:26:04 PM
I woke up at 7AM.
Planned to make breakfast, instead spent most of the morning getting the cat off the ceiling.
Fun.   Yep, sure is fun.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on January 19, 2014, 09:12:50 PM
Jesus Christ, Gendo looks terrifying without his beard. I am never allowed to shave again. I'm scared.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: FunsizeNinja123 on January 19, 2014, 09:39:37 PM
PTH STOP WATCHING ANIME

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Post by: woflsipder on January 19, 2014, 10:25:39 PM
Watched the movie hobbit 2 today. much disappointment.

It was kind of awkward when in the end the dragon was chasing around the hobbit and his friends like little chickens and the dwarf king was sailing with a metal wheelbarrow in liquid gold.

I hope the directors of this movie were trying to create a parody of the hobbit, because if they did, they did it well.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on January 20, 2014, 01:40:15 AM
PTH STOP WATCHING ANIME

NO YOU CANNOT STOP THE UNSTOPPABLE
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Post by: FunsizeNinja123 on January 20, 2014, 01:41:33 AM
PTH PLZ

IT CAN'T BE THAT GOOD

UNLESS YOU'RE WATCHING SAO, THEN CONTINUE
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Post by: Pthalocy on January 20, 2014, 01:49:26 AM
Evangelion neon genesis, lol. Friend's got copies of the movies after the original series.

such weird nostalgia. Easier to follow the story in extended sittings than once every week plus shouting at the tv like anime club did.
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Post by: bubbadoo14 on January 20, 2014, 03:12:43 AM
Haha! My spell check corrections change a lot with only one letter change in Pthalocy.

Spelled correctly it wants to correct it to Pathalogy.

Spelt as Pthalacy it wants to correct it to Phthalates.

Spelt as Pthalecy it wants to correct it to Phthalate.

and when it's spelt as Pthelocy it wants to correct it to Policy

weird...
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: woflsipder on January 20, 2014, 05:50:59 AM
Spelled very incorrectly it wants to correct it to phallus.
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Post by: Mrnocamera on January 20, 2014, 07:28:56 AM
While you idiots were talking about spellcheck, I stole the-  Oh crap! *Mrnocamera drops the win
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Post by: Pthalocy on January 20, 2014, 03:56:39 PM
Spelled very incorrectly it wants to correct it to phallus.

Wow, I haven't seen anybody goof my name so hardcore that I turned into dicks.





A+
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bubbadoo14 on January 21, 2014, 11:56:32 AM
Wow, I haven't seen anybody goof my name so hardcore that I turned into dicks.
I am so siging this!
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Post by: Mrnocamera on January 21, 2014, 06:20:38 PM
I read that as:  I am so singing this!

♪Wow, I haven't seen anybody goof my name so hardcore that I turned into dicks.♪
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on January 21, 2014, 09:22:50 PM
Truly, I am a marvel of modern science, worthy of song. Also, dicks.
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Post by: FunsizeNinja123 on January 21, 2014, 09:23:15 PM
Truly, I am a marvel of modern science, worthy of song. Also, dicks.

SIGGING THAT
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Post by: woflsipder on January 21, 2014, 09:29:27 PM
spelled correctly it wants to correct phallus to pthalocy.

See what i did there ;D
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Post by: Pthalocy on January 21, 2014, 09:35:31 PM
spelled correctly it wants to correct phallus to pthalocy.

See what i did there ;D
Truly, I am a marvel of modern science, worthy of song. Also, dicks.

SIGGING THAT

Just as planned.
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Post by: bubbadoo14 on January 21, 2014, 09:53:42 PM
spelled correctly it wants to correct phallus to pthalocy.

See what i did there ;D
Truly, I am a marvel of modern science, worthy of song. Also, dicks.

SIGGING THAT

Just as planned.

Don't you mean Just as keikaku? :P
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on January 21, 2014, 09:58:30 PM
[Editors note: KEIKAKU MEANS PLAN.]
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Post by: woflsipder on January 21, 2014, 10:00:39 PM
[Editors note: KEIKAKU MEANS PLAN.]
You're drunk, phallus.
Go home.
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Post by: bubbadoo14 on January 21, 2014, 10:01:10 PM
[Editors note: KEIKAKU MEANS PLAN.]
[Editors note: I KNOW THAT'S WHY I SAID IT (BECAUSE I HAD JUST GOOGLED IT OFF YOUR SIG MOMENTS BEFORE I POSTED).]
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on January 21, 2014, 10:03:58 PM
Well then good, now you're all pawns in my grand scheme.

/me Ascends to a realm of pure dickery  *
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Post by: Pthalocy on January 21, 2014, 10:04:42 PM
/me With the win  *
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Post by: bubbadoo14 on January 21, 2014, 10:06:13 PM
Well then good, now you're all pawns in my grand scheme.
Aw man, why can't I be a rook in your grand scheme?
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Post by: woflsipder on January 21, 2014, 10:06:39 PM
Well then good, now you're all pawns in my grand scheme.

/me Ascends to a realm of pure dickery  *
What!?

IS THIS ONLY A GAME FOR YOU?
WHAT KIND OF TWISTED SCHEME INVOLVES HAVING A USERNAME THAT CAN BE CORRECTED TO PHALLUS?
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: FunsizeNinja123 on January 21, 2014, 10:07:50 PM
*Teleports next to Pth and steals the win*
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Post by: bubbadoo14 on January 21, 2014, 10:08:09 PM
Well then good, now you're all pawns in my grand scheme.

/me Ascends to a realm of pure dickery  *
What!?

IS THIS ONLY A GAME FOR YOU?
WHAT KIND OF TWISTED SCHEME INVOLVES HAVING A USERNAME THAT CAN BE CORRECTED TO PHALLUS?

It's obviously checkers.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on January 21, 2014, 10:16:05 PM
*Teleports next to Pth and steals the win*
This was one of the possible scenarios we predicted.


Yes, ...checkers.

Now get in the fucking robot.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: woflsipder on January 21, 2014, 10:20:17 PM
I guess it's another exciting mystery for bubby-doo and his friends to solve.

Until then I'll be at home, watching the lion king.I still can't believe Scar killed Mufasa...
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Post by: bubbadoo14 on January 21, 2014, 10:54:08 PM
I guess it's another exciting mystery for bubby-doo and his friends to solve.
BUBBA DUBBA DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Until then I'll be at home, watching the lion king.I still can't believe Scar killed Mufasa...
Why must you bring that up, that part of the movie made me cry. ;_;
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on January 22, 2014, 07:21:34 AM
/me walks past Pthalocy and grabs the win from his window.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Nopkar on January 22, 2014, 11:26:44 AM
I'm just gonna sit over here and win. figure I should make another appearence.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: woflsipder on January 22, 2014, 12:42:54 PM
/me walks past Pthalocy and grabs the win from his window.
One does not simply walk past Pthalocy.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on January 22, 2014, 04:03:12 PM
/me walks past woflsipder and grabs the window from his win.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on January 22, 2014, 05:48:46 PM
Jokes on you guys my room's a couple floors off the ground. What were you walking on?
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on January 22, 2014, 05:53:43 PM
Jokes on you guys my room's a couple floors off the ground. What were you walking on?
Air, silly!
Wait.
Don'tlookdowndon'tlookdowndon'tlookdowndon'tlookdown...
I looked down.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: woflsipder on January 22, 2014, 06:01:13 PM
Jokes on you guys my room's a couple floors off the ground. What were you walking on?
Jokes on you, guy.
As I said, one DOES NOT SIMPLY WALK past Pthalocy.

Get on my level, kid.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on January 22, 2014, 06:03:45 PM
Uh..
I'm still falling, is this normal?
I'm sure it wasn't this high.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: woflsipder on January 22, 2014, 06:06:39 PM
Uh..
I'm still falling, is this normal?
I'm sure it wasn't this high.
Go home, get some sleep and the "high" should be over after few hours.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on January 22, 2014, 06:09:28 PM
Seriously, I may have fallen into a portal.
MOMENTUM LEAP!



*Crack.*
MY LEGS!
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: John Candlebury on January 22, 2014, 06:19:45 PM
Heh. Thats why you avoid thinking with portals unless you have them spidery boots
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: woflsipder on January 22, 2014, 07:58:14 PM
Where can i join anonymous league of legends addicts group?

Repetitive grindy games are my only weakness.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on January 22, 2014, 08:02:21 PM
My only weakness is pain.

And death.
And spiders.
And breaking every bone in my body.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: John Candlebury on January 22, 2014, 08:04:11 PM
My only weakness is explosions.

Who knew matter in general is weak toward explosions?
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on January 22, 2014, 08:06:17 PM
When people are killed, they are DEAD!
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: woflsipder on January 22, 2014, 08:19:50 PM
Common sense is actually not common at all.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on January 23, 2014, 04:54:35 AM
My only weakness is pain.

And death.
And spiders.
And breaking every bone in my body.

I'd also steer clear of blue paint if I were you.



And my only weakness is - oh wait, why would I tell anyone that?
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on January 23, 2014, 07:38:30 AM
♪G-I George!♪
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: John Candlebury on January 23, 2014, 08:21:48 AM
In the words of the priest Urist Plainview -Great Agony:

"Tomorrow, when you wake up, consider suidide."
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Zaweri Runewright on January 23, 2014, 09:31:45 AM
Common sense is actually not common at all.
+1

My only weakness is pain.

And death.
And spiders.
And breaking every bone in my body.

I'd also steer clear of blue paint if I were you.



And my only weakness is - oh wait, why would I tell anyone that?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phthalocyanine
? :D
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bubbadoo14 on January 23, 2014, 04:05:07 PM
In the words of the priest Urist Plainview -Great Agony:

"Tomorrow, when you wake up, consider suidide."
Don't commit suicide, it's bad for your health!
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on January 23, 2014, 04:10:49 PM
Murder is bad, because life is gone when they murdered man.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: ajwilli1 on January 23, 2014, 06:00:26 PM
*I KICK DOWN THE DOOR*
Mrnocamera! You will not be the last post.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on January 23, 2014, 06:14:28 PM
/me kicks down the door.
Actually!
/me kicks down the door.
I will!
/me kicks down the door.
Because yes!
/me attempts to kick down the door, but kicks the wall.
Ow!
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on January 23, 2014, 06:28:12 PM
Common sense is actually not common at all.
+1

My only weakness is pain.

And death.
And spiders.
And breaking every bone in my body.

I'd also steer clear of blue paint if I were you.



And my only weakness is - oh wait, why would I tell anyone that?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phthalocyanine
? :D

Making a portal reference, actually. But I did enjoy that.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on January 23, 2014, 06:42:36 PM
Portal is one of the best games ever.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: John Candlebury on January 23, 2014, 06:43:51 PM
Possibly
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: ajwilli1 on January 23, 2014, 06:49:01 PM
indubitably
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on January 23, 2014, 06:53:47 PM
/me kicks in a door.
MR. PRESIDENT!
/me kicks in a door.
THE SPACE CATS ARE INVADING!
/me kicks in a door.
MR. PRESIDENT!
/me kicks in a door.
WE HAVE TO GET YOU OUT OF HERE!
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: John Candlebury on January 23, 2014, 06:58:32 PM
UNSPEAKABLE
HORRORS FROM
OUTER SPACE
PARALYZE
THE LIVING
AND RESURRECT
THE DEAD

KITTEN 7 FROM OUTER SPACE
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on January 24, 2014, 12:19:03 AM
Edmund sticks his head in his aquarium.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bubbadoo14 on January 24, 2014, 01:39:17 AM
Edmund sticks his head in his aquarium.
Hoss looks at you questionably
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on January 24, 2014, 04:04:59 AM
I discover aquarium water is not at all delicious, nor is the stuff I'm treating his fin problem with.

Hoss rightfully judges me.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on January 24, 2014, 07:23:00 AM
Schotlaund.

Teh lund 'o teh hiuls.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: John Candlebury on January 24, 2014, 08:05:28 AM
Im pretty sure you meant to say:

Scotchlad
Land of the Scotch
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: trusty_patches on January 24, 2014, 04:02:24 PM
Shotland
Land of GET OFF MY LAWN

alternative version

Shotland
Land of permanent garbage day
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on January 24, 2014, 04:25:25 PM
Yeah, I'm back from Scoutland.

BONK!
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: John Candlebury on January 24, 2014, 05:52:58 PM
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu Sch'tlan wgah'nagl fhtagn
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on January 24, 2014, 06:21:13 PM
No, John, you can't go to Cthulhuland.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: John Candlebury on January 24, 2014, 06:23:55 PM
Unfair! everyone goes to sch'tlan except for me.

What are my bros going to say? MAN YOU ARE RUINING MY LIFE!
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on January 24, 2014, 07:43:05 PM
Your friends? I'd imagine they'd chant ominously via their four-hundred mouths. You've got good friends, I'm sure they'll understand.



Hey! there's a cake slice on my profile's age listing! IT MUST BE MY BARFDAY
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on January 24, 2014, 08:33:24 PM
Congratulations!

Now everyone has to sing happy birthday to you while wearing tiny little party hats!
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bubbadoo14 on January 24, 2014, 11:52:08 PM
Congrats on turning 26! Now that cheesecake on your profile looks delicious!

(http://badluckcity.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/happy_barfday.jpg)
I searched Barfday, this image almost made me cry of laughter.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: John Candlebury on January 24, 2014, 11:53:35 PM
Your friends? I'd imagine they'd chant ominously via their four-hundred mouths. You've got good friends, I'm sure they'll understand.



Hey! there's a cake slice on my profile's age listing! IT MUST BE MY BARFDAY

THE CAKE.. It wasnt a lie!

Happy BARF DAY MANG
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: FunsizeNinja123 on January 24, 2014, 11:55:44 PM
Happy Barf day!
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: woflsipder on January 25, 2014, 12:38:55 AM
Congrats on turning 56.

Don't give up yet, there might still be something interesting on this planet.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on January 25, 2014, 06:58:41 AM
Congrats on turning 26! Now that cheesecake on your profile looks delicious!

(http://badluckcity.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/happy_barfday.jpg)
I searched Barfday, this image almost made me cry of laughter.



HAHHAHAAAAA I just forwarded this to my brother and heard a laugh from two floors down. We got black forest cake irl. I am stupidly full right now but no barfing on barfday yet. Only another successful rotation around the sun without hitting anything too hard.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on January 25, 2014, 08:41:14 AM
I totally wasn't up all night listening to Alestorm.

Nope, I really don't know all the words to their songs.
No.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: trusty_patches on January 25, 2014, 10:05:15 AM
> wake up
> 2 pm
At least I don't need to do shit today.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: woflsipder on January 25, 2014, 07:35:18 PM

HAHHAHAAAAA I just forwarded this to my brother and heard a laugh from two floors down. We got black forest cake irl. I am stupidly full right now but no barfing on barfday yet. Only another successful rotation around the sun without hitting anything too hard.

You know that something's gone wrong with this world when the only form of communication with your brother living two floors down is by forwarding images...
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on January 25, 2014, 11:29:46 PM

HAHHAHAAAAA I just forwarded this to my brother and heard a laugh from two floors down. We got black forest cake irl. I am stupidly full right now but no barfing on barfday yet. Only another successful rotation around the sun without hitting anything too hard.

You know that something's gone wrong with this world when the only form of communication with your brother living two floors down is by forwarding images...

"Only" is your addition to the story. X) We talk and hang out quite regularly! We're just accustomed to abusing our phones since we get free messaging withing the family.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: FunsizeNinja123 on January 25, 2014, 11:42:44 PM
I've started to watch Naruto. Oh god, this is gonna take the entire year.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on January 26, 2014, 02:04:33 AM
Caffeine my friend. Caffeine.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: FunsizeNinja123 on January 26, 2014, 02:58:48 AM
I DON'T DRINK COFFEE WHO DO YOU TAKE ME FOR
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: FunsizeNinja123 on January 26, 2014, 04:19:37 AM
DP.

I've also found this thing called Katawa Shoujo.

I'm also getting confused between Lorkins and Logrins.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: trusty_patches on January 26, 2014, 09:22:30 AM
Go watch some small toxic-colored horses. That's much better than Naruto.
Believe me, I post sloths.
(http://static.ddmcdn.com/gif/2-_sloth_in_bowl.jpg)
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: bubbadoo14 on January 26, 2014, 11:10:25 AM
I DON'T DRINK COFFEE WHO DO YOU TAKE ME FOR
Indeed, considering you are a Ninja and all you would probably more of a tea person.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on January 26, 2014, 01:39:33 PM
Tea also has caffeine. I WAS ACTUALLY THINKING WISELY BY NOT SAYING COFFEE.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: woflsipder on January 26, 2014, 02:42:42 PM
sloths.
(http://static.ddmcdn.com/gif/2-_sloth_in_bowl.jpg)
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on January 26, 2014, 02:57:26 PM
Sleep.


Two-word-posts-are-fun.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: woflsipder on January 26, 2014, 04:59:02 PM
If it doesnt include sloths its very very unfun and sad and dissapointing.
sloths for everyone.
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Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on January 26, 2014, 05:14:48 PM
Yes.

What?

Sloth.

Paragraphs.

I can't stop doing them.

Seriously.

Help.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: FunsizeNinja123 on January 26, 2014, 05:22:59 PM
What?

But, paragraphs are fun.

It's like a pause in text.

You know.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on January 26, 2014, 06:19:03 PM
Seriously.



It's getting.






Worse.











Help me.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on January 26, 2014, 07:59:14 PM
Well, unless it's to emulate some kind of vocal pacing...

I don't see much point in using the enter key.


Then again it does come in handy for breaking ideas into chunks, which I'm pretty sure was part of the original purpose of the darned thing anyhow.

Not this
two words ish
on a single line thing
I mean
wow


People do that in irc channels and if it's solely for dramatic effect a little is ok. A lot is I tally up one slap per every newline over three. Shit that means I owe me two slaps.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Alkheemist on January 27, 2014, 12:35:25 AM
Actually, when used in IRC,
It's mostly to emulate regular conversation
as you don't usually say entire sentences in the span of a few seconds with no pauses.
It also allows other people to interject, thus further emulating regular conversation.

Mrnocamera, get autohotkey and bind consecutive enter keypresses to backspace. That'll halve the spacing density.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Pthalocy on January 27, 2014, 02:54:09 AM
^ +1 what I meant by "Vocal pacing".
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: HS1342 on January 27, 2014, 10:05:39 PM
Damn.



This shit's.



Contagious
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: woflsipder on January 27, 2014, 10:51:27 PM
Another victim claimed by the disease, im sorry to say this, but we'll have to put you down to limit the chances of it spreading...
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: HS1342 on January 27, 2014, 11:09:36 PM
NO.


JOIN.


US.


AND.


BECOME.



IMMORTAL.



TOO.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Derschlact on January 28, 2014, 02:42:09 AM
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Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: Mrnocamera on January 28, 2014, 07:32:31 AM
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Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: John Candlebury on January 28, 2014, 08:37:29 AM
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Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: trusty_patches on January 28, 2014, 09:09:47 AM
Combo breaker.

Also, my favourite imageboard is down and now I finally can watch some Wakfu. Heheheh, cra titties. Eheheheheheh.
Title: Re: Last man posting!
Post by: FunsizeNinj