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Messages - A Blitzkried of Butts

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Something related, late last year there was a Wankel engine in the game. What happened to it?

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I tried debugging rifles and marksmanship to 20 and targeting systems with it after an unfortunate encounter with a zombie super sniper. No change in accuracy. It reaaaaly is ticking me off.

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Just got me a heavy rail rifle and it SUCKS. For some reason I can't hit the broadside of a barn from 15 tiles away even the max range is 60. Was really hoping for something to combat zombie bio weapons and super soldiers.

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Butters had a 200 ton death bus going 200mph over the speed limit. Butters hears an NPC.
"Drop the weapon, fucker!"
Butters decides to run him over.
3 seconds later the death bus is a flaming land torpedo and crashes into a factory
The NPC had C4 which exploded under my gas tanks.
RIP Butters

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-Going well over 100mph over the speed limit
-"Fucker, I want to talk!"
-lolwut
-NPC comes out of forest, wielding a bat
-200 ton death bus
-"Drop the weapon, fucker!"
-lolwut
-Is in front of 200mph death bus
-(NPC name here) Becomes hostile!
-lolwut
-Proceedes to make NPC a nice, fine red paste on the road
-You hear a deafening explosion!
-Wait, what?
-Would you like to see your death?
-Wait... What.
-Deathbus proceeds down the road 150+ as a burning land torpedo
-Crashes into a factory and collapses the whole thing

Turns out the fucker had some C4 on him and it exploded under my gas tanks. RIP Butters.

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Screw it, triple post.
I am going to acend to god hood... USING PRIMARILY LAUNCHERS also ENTIERLY PLAYED AT SCHOOL.

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Acid rain that deposits acid onto the ground

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Also, does unarmed mean unarmed weapons or just the good ol' fisticuffs?

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I don't know if it would be a challenge or milestone but, run down and back up a frozen lab that has atleast 3 floors (Not counting ground level) naked.
EDIT: Oh and no internal climate control

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Everything Sabaton ever.

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Help, I've found these two animated music videos and I cant stop watching them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0iOoLk8UrY&t
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PKNuZovuSw

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Geoff let go of the person and looks down. Ice crystals start to form on his body.

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"Guys, What happens when other guards come?" Says Geoff, weirder out by the temperature changes.

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"Argh, What the hell is happening!?"

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