It's the future! (And I feel like doing some writing.)
Maybe this very Russian set of toys will find a home, hmm?Glazov Modular Firearm PlatformThe Glazov Kit
A large and bulky strapped case full of specialized tools and weapon parts. Everything you need to build your very own specialized tool of destruction and mayhem.
Uppers, lowers, feeding mechanisms, barrels, accessories... man, this is like gun nut heaven!
- Disassembling it (which takes a long time) will give you...
The Glazov Case
This large strapped case, now hollowed out, used to hold a slew of items used for weapon assembly. Getting all of that stuff out was tricky enough. You doubt you'd be able reassemble the initial setup. Tetris has nothing on that kind of packrat insanity. Oh well. At least you can use the case as a metal backpack now.
The Glazov Instructional PDA
(batteries not included)
Powering this thing on will give you all the info you need on how to assemble your very own Glazov tool of mayhem, in any configuration.
The Glazov Toolset
A collection of highly irregular weapon assembly tools. You've never seen anything like it before. Does that small ratchet have a... heart shaped head? That one kinda looks like a booze bottle. Used for assembling and disassembling Glazov weaponry.
- Now, the guts and glory.
The Modular Glazov Uppers Kit
This set of trinkets, covers and unfolding gadgets is needed to assemble anything from a small Glazov submachine gun to a large Glazov general purpose machine gun. Each part, no matter how small, boldly bears the Glazov insignia.
The Modular Glazov Lowers Kit
This set of trigger setups, magazine wells and assorted mechanical firearm knickknacks is needed to assemble anything from a small Glazov submachine gun to a large Glazov general purpose machine gun. Each part, no matter how small, boldly bears the Glazov insignia.
The Modular Glazov Barrels Kit
A wide range of firearm barrels compatible with Glazov weaponry. Everything and everything, or so the ads would claim. The selection actually seems quite limited. And... Eastern. 5.45x39, 7.62x39, 7.62x54R, 9x21. Hm.
The exceedingly rare and hard to find aftermarket Glazov Extension Pack holds kits which will allow you to assemble setups which use Western ammunition.
The final products would be something like...Glazov 762-L LAR
A Glazov 7.62x39 Long Assault Rifle. Bla bla bla, accurate long barrel, bla bla...Glazov 762-H SAR
A Glazov 7.62x54R Short Assault Rifle. Bla bla, short automatic assault rifle, high recoil, bla bla...Glazov 9-SMG
A Glazov 9x21 Submachine Gun. Bla bla, compact and fast firing, bladidaa...Glazov 9-PDW
A Glazov 9x21 Personal Defense Weapon. Bla, easy to use, bluh bluh bluh.Glazov 545-LMG
A Glazov 5.45x39 Light Machine Gun. Bluh, large capacity with high rate of fire, blabbyblab.Glazov 762-H GPMG
A Glazov 7.62x54R General Purpose Machine Gun. Bluh, use with bipod for MASSIVE DAMAGE, blaaaa.
And everything in between. Anything you want! And then, the all-important accessories.
Stocks. (You don't have to use one buuuut... you know, they help.)
Skeletal: Very light, low compensation.
Combat Tube: Light, low-medium compensation.
Heavy: Heavy, high compensation.
There's a lot to write out but this is really just an idea blurb so... you know. Bla.
Here's hoping you find it interesting, Artyom. ;)