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Offline gakm4

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ABC of DDA
« on: January 06, 2017, 08:18:45 PM »
A is for awake with atomic i stay

B is for butcher, bionics, and beer

C is for children whose killing is sad

D is for death of undead that you meet

F is for fuel that flies by so fast

G is for guns and the noise that they make

H is for hulk whome you hope to not meet

I is for ignoring the noises around while crafting you are

J is for jacking up your new death rv

K is for kiting and killing all day

L is for lying a skill which has little use

M is for mutate and marloos and moose

N is for nightime for raiding and killing while out of their sight

O is for openening doors with turrets behind

P is for punching and pulping their corpse

Q is for Quran whose pages i burn

R is for reading and rampage in my new death RV

S is for shockers and spitters and shotguns sawed off

T is for tailoring to keep them from tearing my body in two

U is for umbrella to keep me from being unable to craft

V is for vacuum to seal your food for long days

W is for weapons and wielding and wearing

X is for x-rated magazines that i find

Y is for yesterday the peace seems so lame

Z is for zombie the specials and the lame

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Re: ABC of DDA
« Reply #1 on: January 06, 2017, 09:25:42 PM »
Hah! This was good. Thanks for the laugh. :D

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Re: ABC of DDA
« Reply #2 on: January 07, 2017, 01:22:34 PM »
nice one mate !
just a piece of warning, some peeps might get triggered by that Quran thing

its just a game people, dont get all riled up
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Re: ABC of DDA
« Reply #3 on: January 07, 2017, 04:14:52 PM »
nice one mate !
just a piece of warning, some peeps might get triggered by that Quran thing

its just a game people, dont get all riled up

I understand people may not like that but hey what other Q words are in the game... also burn any non skill book because fire is fun

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Re: ABC of DDA
« Reply #4 on: January 07, 2017, 05:42:49 PM »
nice one mate !
just a piece of warning, some peeps might get triggered by that Quran thing

its just a game people, dont get all riled up

I understand people may not like that but hey what other Q words are in the game... also burn any non skill book because fire is fun
I like how you think
"No can do, little hard to "lock and load" when you can't stand and it's a little hard to stand when your feet haven't grown back fully so the end of you legs are nubs"

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Re: ABC of DDA
« Reply #5 on: January 09, 2017, 10:10:29 AM »
S is for Spitters and Shockers who make you say S******************

S is for Spitters who make you wear Splints

Q is for Quit but I bet I'll die first

V is for Vodka for which I'm always looking


Shotguns are fun, but close range isn't ideal against Shockers and Spitters.  Also, Splint might as well be a swear word in CDDA :)  I like your Q, but if you want a polite alternative, here's one.  Burning religious texts is a lot more socially acceptable during the apocalypse.  Lasts, Vacuum Sealers are nearly useless.  I just use heaps of flour and dried ingredients instead.  Sealing individual packets and opening them one by one before eating them is a bit of a pain. 

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Re: ABC of DDA
« Reply #6 on: January 09, 2017, 10:49:21 PM »
If i were to change it for V i would say.

V is for vodka for drinking and healing

I fight shockers and spitters at short range most of the time unless it is a shocker brute... i keep my distance when killing those.

Just remeber when you are a psychopath it doesnt matter if it socially acceptable or not.

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Re: ABC of DDA
« Reply #7 on: January 10, 2017, 10:21:18 PM »
I thought we were going to be able to say all the letters one by one. I am slightly disappointed.
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Re: ABC of DDA
« Reply #8 on: January 22, 2017, 11:44:12 AM »
A is for activating stuff.
B is for batch crafting and butchering.
C is for closing doors and windows, so you have more time to prepare for zombies.
D is for dropping stuff, so you don't overload yourself.
E is for eating, so you stay full and examining, so you can disarm that explosive.
F is for firing, so you won't hurt yourself when fighting a zombie.
G is for grabbing vehicles, so you can pull that cart and for picking items from the tile you're standing on.
H is for happiness, so you can craft.
I is for inventory, so you can manage it.
J is for jackhammers, so you can drill in concrete walls and other things.
K is for keyboard, which I hope that it doesn't break in the worst moment.
L is for lamps, so you can see and craft.
M is for materials, which you should gather.
N is for night, so you can be sneaky.
O is for removing parts from vehicles, so you can build your death-mobile.
P is for pills, which you should gather.
Q is for quenching your thirst, which should be done regularly.
R is for reloading, so you can fire your weapon.
S is for smashing, so you can break stuff and prevent zombie revival and for saving, so you don't have to restart.
T is for trees, which you should chop down to obtain wood.
U is for unloading, so you can dispose of unnecessary liquids.
V is for viewing, so you can look for useful items.
W is for wielding, so you can fire your weapon.
X is for looking from a corner, so you won't be surprised by turrets.
Y is for confirming Y/N/(I) prompts, so you can react to monsters.
Z is for zombies, which can kill you.
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Re: ABC of DDA
« Reply #9 on: March 28, 2017, 04:22:53 AM »
A is for amphetamines to which I am hopelessly addicted,
« Last Edit: March 28, 2017, 04:26:45 AM by jacob.exe »