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Offline A Blitzkried of Butts

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #2490 on: October 30, 2017, 02:06:16 PM »
Butters had a 200 ton death bus going 200mph over the speed limit. Butters hears an NPC.
"Drop the weapon, fucker!"
Butters decides to run him over.
3 seconds later the death bus is a flaming land torpedo and crashes into a factory
The NPC had C4 which exploded under my gas tanks.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #2491 on: October 30, 2017, 06:17:59 PM »
Note to self: make sure the batteries are charged on the wearable radiation monitor BEFORE wandering around the incredibly radioactive wasteland trying to locate a necropolis.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #2492 on: October 31, 2017, 03:39:36 PM »
My novice ninja had both her legs broken on day 2 of the apocalypse, and didn't have the medical skill to do anything about it.

Nevertheless, she doggedly dragged herself through the next 10 days through use of a pair of Light Amp goggles and picking her fights with care, until she finally made the mistake of going out in the day and was spotted in the open by a Shocker Brute.

Fin.