Author Topic: Pigs...  (Read 375 times)

Offline redxlaser15

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« on: March 21, 2017, 06:32:53 AM »
      We need pigs. Because bacon. Also friendship. Pet pigs too. And bionic pet pigs, with fedoras. You can name pigs too. And breed them for more pigs. So that we can have more fedora-wearing, bionic pig friends who may-or-may-not later become bacon.
      We also need a pig emoji.
      If possible, we must find the cult of Pinky. Pinky is the god of pigs. We cannot find Pinky. Pinky is high above where we cannot reach him. But we can join/kill Pinky's cultists. If we join them we go to piggy heaven. If we kill them (Maybe for their tasty human noms) we go to piggy hell. If neutral, then, um, I dunno.
I was wondering why that zombie brute was getting bigger, then it hit me...
"Pfft, I have amazing armor; that shotgun wont kill me!" *Head gets blown off*
Game: Your Fedora is completely destroyed. Me: "I'm not going to kill you anymore, I'm going to TORTURE you!"