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Offline hdggDalton

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I'm a farmer...
« on: July 29, 2017, 06:30:51 AM »
...and I get bored waiting for my crops to grow, so I go on adventures, some of which were really good, and some of which almost killed me. I also compose music on a harmonica. It's probably as bad as a guy smashing a piano with another piano. I'll also tell you about the benefits of exercise... lugging around a chainmail suit every day while on a diet of eggs, wild vegetables, and hickory nuts has made me pretty strong. Oh yeah, I also punch things to death with my bare hands. Actually, they aren't bare because I wear leather gloves. I live my life walking into minefields, and with divine intervention, I haven't set off any landmines at all. Healthy living must have some benefits, because how come I could fully recover being hit by 2 tank shell explosions in 1 nap? I think the nearby town is good. It's got thousands of zombies. All of them are punching bags and test subjects.

Life In The Fields ~ An original 21st century masterpiece by unnamed Cataclysm survivor
Chorus:
*off-key harmonica playing*
I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
stop! sledgehammer time!

Offline §k

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Re: I'm a farmer...
« Reply #1 on: August 01, 2017, 04:19:08 AM »
The farmer planted blob seed. The cellular blobby automata multiply.