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Offline hdggDalton

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Epic Rap Battles of C:DDA: Zombie vs. Moose
« on: August 13, 2017, 06:09:52 AM »
Green = Zombie
Brown = Moose

Moose, are you sure you can survive,
My rap will turn you into an antlered horror,
It is best you get away and live the peasant's life,
Go away and live as an insignificant forest animal eating grass.

Stop now, zombie, before you regret this battle,
For I am not an insignificant forest animal who eats grass,
I make early game as hard as Prince of Persia 2,
While you sit around breaking windows like barbarians.

You think you can pass off as better than me, I won't allow that,
When my colourful comrades can rule all feuds in my favour,
Shockers, brutes, scientists, soldiers, spitters, smokers,
And of course, I wouldn't forget hulks too.

Don't you start taking smack about me,
My furious attacks turn newbies into tasty Swiss cheese,
But I am lightning-fast, so they can't even flee their fate,
And I haven't even covered how slow you are.

Your speed matters as much as a dying ant,
We zombies are many and you mooses are few.
In a 4-sized city, my friends outnumber you 100:1,
Your days are numbered like a pig for the slaughter.

In a 1v1 fight between me and you, I would win,
I got more health than most of your comrades,
And at least I don't go around biting people like a psycho,
Or waltz into fire like a green-skinned schizophrenic tool.
stop! sledgehammer time!

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Re: Epic Rap Battles of C:DDA: Zombie vs. Moose
« Reply #1 on: August 13, 2017, 09:09:48 AM »
I once watched a rhymeless batte(???) between Tonza and mi_go.