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Alex999jg

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Stupid ways to die
« on: September 21, 2017, 05:52:35 AM »
One time I died from doing 150 in a school bus and hit a roadblock you know the rest


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Re: Stupid ways to die
« Reply #1 on: September 21, 2017, 04:25:04 PM »
Getting pinballed by 5 hulks is pretty stupid, so is pulling a pin on a grenade and throwing a inactive one.

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Re: Stupid ways to die
« Reply #2 on: September 21, 2017, 09:04:48 PM »
I set fire to a fungal bed, then waited for protective walls to go down. Stepped towards the fire, pulled the pin on a grenade, and tossed it at the exposed fungal spire. The grenade apparently bounced off some fungal bed object and landed at my feet, and I didn't notice, and started to step back a bit from the fire, then KABOOOM! Killed by shrapnel.
 Since then I try to burn the fungal bed from the outside in, and toss a grenade when the outer layers have burned out and turned to ash so I can get close enough to throw.

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Re: Stupid ways to die
« Reply #3 on: September 23, 2017, 04:34:25 AM »
Spawning a new charater who happened to be on fire....
That didn't last long.
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Re: Stupid ways to die
« Reply #4 on: September 23, 2017, 05:17:16 AM »
Fighting a npc 20 years in threw a knife npc dodged and i insta died me when my health was at 231 for all stuff

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Re: Stupid ways to die
« Reply #5 on: September 23, 2017, 04:29:23 PM »
One time I got stuck on a bush, in a firetruck, when I first started. I was going 0MpH and trying to go up to 10 or 20 to get off the bush and it wouldn't allow me to move, so I jammed the gas and died, never got over 0mph though or even moved an inch lol.

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Re: Stupid ways to die
« Reply #6 on: September 24, 2017, 03:41:59 AM »
Getting pinballed by 5 hulks is pretty stupid, so is pulling a pin on a grenade and throwing a inactive one.
i feel your pain

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Re: Stupid ways to die
« Reply #7 on: September 24, 2017, 10:04:30 AM »
One time I died from doing 150 in a school bus and hit a roadblock you know the rest

Why were you driving at only 150 mph? You should never bother going sub 200 outside of a city.
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Re: Stupid ways to die
« Reply #8 on: September 24, 2017, 06:44:51 PM »
One time I died from doing 150 in a school bus and hit a roadblock you know the rest

Why were you driving at only 150 mph? You should never bother going sub 200 outside of a city.
you know real life buses can only brek 56mph and finding a horde ten seconds out the shelter by a half broken bus.