Some necromancy has brought you here! You have only the pants on your legs and the knife at your side and your prayers to Mary, Mother of God.
What the devil? You know nothing of this strange place nor what wicked enchantment brought you here. With these supplies, you must undertake to find a new way of living in the worst cataclysm man has seen since the Great Flood of Noah and his Ark.
You are a lewd man, a lowly cattle farmer, though where your cattle are you aren't sure.