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Re: We make bad suggestions and come up with horrible ideas
« Reply #3645 on: February 14, 2017, 08:23:56 PM »
Add "it looks back at you" to all monster descriptions.

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Re: We make bad suggestions and come up with horrible ideas
« Reply #3646 on: February 14, 2017, 09:17:07 PM »
Add a Buttstabber monster that will stalk you and try to stab you in the butt. Most commonly found in bathrooms. Drops a buttstabber knife that does +100 damage to creatures with butts. The description should say "Watch your ass..."

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Re: We make bad suggestions and come up with horrible ideas
« Reply #3647 on: February 15, 2017, 02:10:44 AM »
The easy way to get that weapon is to take the Dark Souls profession.

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Re: We make bad suggestions and come up with horrible ideas
« Reply #3648 on: February 15, 2017, 03:01:02 AM »
Add "it looks back at you" to all monster descriptions.

And when looking at any hole/abyss/pit

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Re: We make bad suggestions and come up with horrible ideas
« Reply #3649 on: February 15, 2017, 05:39:27 AM »
Arena run by NPC.

You can fight moose, and other fierce fighters, like blackbelt martial artist, bladeboy, chimera mutant, etc.

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Re: We make bad suggestions and come up with horrible ideas
« Reply #3650 on: February 15, 2017, 08:36:12 PM »
Cute cannon: A ranged weapon that deals damage in proportion to how cute the ammunition is.
Nests: Spawns with baby animals in it and generates guardians that travel the nearby area collecting food and returning to the nest.

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Re: We make bad suggestions and come up with horrible ideas
« Reply #3651 on: February 16, 2017, 04:22:58 PM »
Ren & Stimpy

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A system that rates the esoteric nature of your death and gives stat points to use on the next character accordingly.
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Beware the Loyal Order of Moose.

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Re: We make bad suggestions and come up with horrible ideas
« Reply #3652 on: February 17, 2017, 02:20:28 PM »
Human mutation path - causes the character to grow older.

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Re: We make bad suggestions and come up with horrible ideas
« Reply #3653 on: February 17, 2017, 08:27:47 PM »
Nose rifle. Wear on face and apply pepper to produce a ranged attack.

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Re: We make bad suggestions and come up with horrible ideas
« Reply #3654 on: March 06, 2017, 12:06:37 PM »
Pro-wrestling martial arts.

Basically a two-step attack. First hit you do on a monster is a basic grab attack, then next attack on same monster could be a suplex, piledriver, or powerbomb. Said attack can do massive damage.

...however, since most opponents are pretty much unwilling to be lifted up for a wrestling move, at most a survivor with decent strength can only successfully lift up zombie children, dogs, and a crawling zombie.
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Re: We make bad suggestions and come up with horrible ideas
« Reply #3655 on: March 08, 2017, 03:14:49 PM »
Pro-wrestling martial arts.

Basically a two-step attack. First hit you do on a monster is a basic grab attack, then next attack on same monster could be a suplex, piledriver, or powerbomb. Said attack can do massive damage.

...however, since most opponents are pretty much unwilling to be lifted up for a wrestling move, at most a survivor with decent strength can only successfully lift up zombie children, dogs, and a crawling zombie.
I want this so badly now. MMR has the strength of ten men. I want to piledrive zombie hulks.
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Re: We make bad suggestions and come up with horrible ideas
« Reply #3656 on: March 11, 2017, 08:25:31 PM »
I am pretty sure that your set-up attack could be against a fence instead, or on top of a car?

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Re: We make bad suggestions and come up with horrible ideas
« Reply #3657 on: March 13, 2017, 08:57:36 AM »
Holy shit, my thread here is still active.. and it got pinned too? o3o
Neat.

Anyways I am back, got un permabanned after like.. a year.. but still is nice. Just.. wanted to say heya.. I don't have any awful ideas right now.



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Re: We make bad suggestions and come up with horrible ideas
« Reply #3658 on: March 21, 2017, 08:36:40 PM »
Awful idea: Letting Bubba back on the forums (Just joking m8)
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Re: We make bad suggestions and come up with horrible ideas
« Reply #3659 on: March 22, 2017, 05:32:06 AM »
Wow, I may be out of bad ideas... Catching bullets with your teeth?