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Offline NuG

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Re: We make bad suggestions and come up with horrible ideas
« Reply #3780 on: September 03, 2017, 04:25:35 PM »
I guess that is a mercenarie's/cdda survivor's version of the "footdella" or whatever you call this http://chubbybones.com/images/onemanband1.png .

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Re: We make bad suggestions and come up with horrible ideas
« Reply #3781 on: September 06, 2017, 09:33:44 AM »
Toad style is boring. It is functional at the start but has no scaling, no counter, and crits practically make it worse. So make it the most ham handed style. Disable dodge, disable crits, and have armor added to its attacks as extra damage. Stack enough gloves and you can't do anything well but punch, but think of slugging something with a big ball of kevlar and metal.

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Re: We make bad suggestions and come up with horrible ideas
« Reply #3782 on: September 12, 2017, 01:49:54 PM »
We already have combat chainsaws this seems like the next logical step. http://www.thefirearmblog.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/zxcs-blk_-utg_.jpg
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Re: We make bad suggestions and come up with horrible ideas
« Reply #3783 on: September 12, 2017, 06:54:07 PM »
Mars is currently the only planet populated entirely by robots. Therefore Martian invasion is the same thing as the robots taking over.

Good judgement comes from experience.
And experience?
Well, that comes from poor judgement.

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Re: We make bad suggestions and come up with horrible ideas
« Reply #3784 on: September 12, 2017, 10:27:32 PM »
- Butchering a shocker, shocker brute, bio operator or scientist there is a change that the corpse explodes because faulty power cbms.

- You can find randomly in a lab a peculiar robot called HAL-9000 that can mlg oneshot u.

-Bionics can get faulty upon taking heavy .. damage (depending in body part).

-Shrek is found sometimes in swamps.

Enjoy.

EDIT: stupid grammar
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Re: We make bad suggestions and come up with horrible ideas
« Reply #3785 on: September 13, 2017, 01:45:45 AM »

- Eyebot can  sometimes spawn a robocop.


They already do that... just give them a wack and wait.  They start taking your picture and just as you finished changing into your glamour outfit, a couple of police  and riot control bots will show up.
Mars is currently the only planet populated entirely by robots. Therefore Martian invasion is the same thing as the robots taking over.

Good judgement comes from experience.
And experience?
Well, that comes from poor judgement.

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Re: We make bad suggestions and come up with horrible ideas
« Reply #3786 on: September 13, 2017, 02:01:58 AM »
We could buthcer a dead eyebot for the picture it took!

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Re: We make bad suggestions and come up with horrible ideas
« Reply #3787 on: September 13, 2017, 03:10:13 PM »
in a surprise twist we find out eyebots take poloroids. Probably to prevent hacking the cammera data and messing with faces on the picture.
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Re: We make bad suggestions and come up with horrible ideas
« Reply #3788 on: September 13, 2017, 04:20:39 PM »
in a surprise twist we find out eyebots take poloroids. Probably to prevent hacking the cammera data and messing with faces on the picture.

Then they should be really easy to get from upon evolving into a pile of scrap.

Actually I really want those pictures now to put on the wall of my base...
Mars is currently the only planet populated entirely by robots. Therefore Martian invasion is the same thing as the robots taking over.

Good judgement comes from experience.
And experience?
Well, that comes from poor judgement.

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Re: We make bad suggestions and come up with horrible ideas
« Reply #3789 on: September 13, 2017, 04:49:29 PM »
in a surprise twist we find out eyebots take poloroids. Probably to prevent hacking the cammera data and messing with faces on the picture.

Then they should be really easy to get from upon evolving into a pile of scrap.

Actually I really want those pictures now to put on the wall of my base...

Right? that was my first thought when I hit post. "Ah man, Now I want to hang my own wanted posters all over the inside of my base."
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Re: We make bad suggestions and come up with horrible ideas
« Reply #3790 on: September 14, 2017, 06:34:57 PM »
Using syringes found in dumpsters, trashcans, bushes, etc, will have a chance to give your character HIV. Only needles found in hospitals, doctors offices, etc, are safe.
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Re: We make bad suggestions and come up with horrible ideas
« Reply #3791 on: September 14, 2017, 06:47:34 PM »
Using syringes found in dumpsters, trashcans, bushes, etc, will have a chance to give your character HIV. Only needles found in hospitals, doctors offices, etc, are safe.
A question on that. How does one sterilize the inside of a syring?

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Re: We make bad suggestions and come up with horrible ideas
« Reply #3792 on: September 14, 2017, 08:56:27 PM »
-Katanas no longer have quick strike and break easily even if they're hand-forged.

-Diamond coated weapons shatter completely with a few swings, and have a chance to make the player bleed upon breaking.

-Piercing weapons now do almost nothing to zombies because damage to internals that aren't muscle or bone is a non-factor.
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Re: We make bad suggestions and come up with horrible ideas
« Reply #3793 on: September 14, 2017, 10:55:18 PM »
THIS:
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Mars is currently the only planet populated entirely by robots. Therefore Martian invasion is the same thing as the robots taking over.

Good judgement comes from experience.
And experience?
Well, that comes from poor judgement.

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Re: We make bad suggestions and come up with horrible ideas
« Reply #3794 on: September 15, 2017, 02:28:35 AM »
^

Well, SHIET.

Im think i will live in the subway.
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