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Offline Walegrin

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #2325 on: March 06, 2017, 01:44:26 AM »
Spawned into a house, took one step and found the hidden landmine.  Quickest game I've ever had.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #2326 on: March 08, 2017, 09:38:09 PM »
Spawned into a house, took one step and found the hidden landmine.  Quickest game I've ever had.

I have also done that thing.  Survivor houses are !!fun!!.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #2327 on: March 11, 2017, 12:41:45 PM »
Lab start, going well, have a tonfa, have some food and water, have a trenchcoat/hoodie. Going back to deal with some Zsci I found when I stopped paying attention and walked into a turret room like a shitstick.

Such is life in the zone.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #2328 on: March 14, 2017, 06:33:01 AM »
Survivors first night and he already has two infected wounds.... Then as he is desperately searching for something to treat the wounds with a mi-go crosses his path.  I suspect you can imagine the rest of the, very short, story.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #2329 on: March 14, 2017, 06:52:20 AM »
Spawned into a house, took one step and found the hidden landmine.  Quickest game I've ever had.

Starting a "bad day" start in a furniture store, I've had the building collapse on me and kill me BEFORE I took my first step.  I don't think that can happen anymore, but definitionally, that's the shortest game possible.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #2330 on: March 21, 2017, 12:30:41 AM »
Still pretty much a noob, so I shot a zombie with a shotgun (I got lucky and found lots of guns and ammo in basement in one of houses) and the entire town swarmed me. I managed to gun down like 15 zombies before a hulk came. Shotgun to its face barely hurt it, so I ran for my life. After running for a block or two, I saw electric hulk, so now I was trapped between two monsters, low on ammo and heavily injured.

So I committed suicide. The best run I ever had. Survived for 3 days.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #2331 on: March 21, 2017, 04:14:01 AM »
You could have killed the electric hulk when the non-electric one punches you and you fly through the electric one.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #2332 on: March 21, 2017, 10:57:33 AM »
      Well, this was a long time ago, not my last time but I'm sure that's fine. Right?
      I was still new to the game and I was still figuring out some of the basics even. I managed to get the NPC in the shelter to follow me. Then we went outside to visit town. We went near a forest while doing so and ended up running into a giant worm. I was just like, uh, drat? Luckily a zombie distracted it for me.
      So I skirted around the fight and went into a house. I got some fairly good stuff from the one house then walked outside. I was greeted by a zombie brute across the street. I was just like, "um, Jane you stand here while I 'go and and get backup...' Jane? Where are you?" Since Jane was somewhere else, I tried to run away like a coward. The brute was faster than me and punched me across the street, and he kept at it as i tried to guide him through bushes and stuff. But as everyone knows, pain makes you stupid! Right? It happens to me at least, get a little bruise and I lose intellegence.
      Then I came back into the world and happened to come across Jane again! We went in the opposite direction of the hulk to look some maybe-possible safer houses. But as I came back out of the house I met up with that giant worm from earlier. Well, half of him. R.I.P. This time Jane had the excuse of fighting the other half of it instead of running away.
      Restarted again and SOMEHOW found Jane by the corpse(s) of the worm. She was almost dead by still alive. So we continued and ran into a Mi-go. Any bets on how this ended? I was trying to assist Jane in the fight since she was badly hurt and I didn't know how strong the Mi-go was, but I got a lot of pain. So i was like: "Wait a moment Jane, gotta take some asprin" little did I know how long it would take to swallow one freaking pill. So the Mi-go killed Jane,  and I was just like, crapppp, that thing is gonna kill me now!
     Jane and I managed to hurt it a good bit, and seemingly enough that the Mi-go stupidly backed off instead of slaying me! Yay! It could have obliterated me if it fought me, even if it did have lowish health. So I ran away...
     Into the same zombie brute who killed me before. Or his twin.
     I was just like, okay then, NEW WORLD!
I was wondering why that zombie brute was getting bigger, then it hit me...
"Pfft, I have amazing armor; that shotgun wont kill me!" *Head gets blown off*
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #2333 on: March 23, 2017, 12:29:24 PM »
Killed a smoker zombie...
Coughed up a lung and died.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #2334 on: March 24, 2017, 03:03:23 PM »
Kogan Fulda was planting blueberry, when a survivor came from the forest and began shooting him. Kogan reached for a grenade, and realized that there's no grenade left. Then he died in his little lab fort, invaded by a human prone to great ambition. It's only the first week of Summer!

The next Kogan is Kogan Nassawadox. "Land between water", sounds like a promising name.

edit: Kogan Nassawadox stepped on landmine.

edit: Kogan Uravan was walking in forest at 8 am, when he saw an Uzi. He picked it up and found out that it had no ammo. From southeast you hear "Good luck!" The mi-go charged from shrubs.

edit: Kogan Dacoma saw a Zrenadier, when he happened to find rollerblades... Kiting... easier said than done.
« Last Edit: March 29, 2017, 02:52:45 AM by §k »

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #2335 on: March 31, 2017, 12:38:03 PM »
Killed a smoker zombie...
Coughed up a lung and died.
This is what inhalers and oxygen packs are for, I used to always leave them behind but then I died to smoke like this.

Most recently I did a lab start and forgot I was terrible at computers.
Proceeded to try and fight off a pack of manhacks with my bare hands (Not even bear hands, I was on a different mutation path).

This went about as well as you'd expect punching spinning saw blades to go.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #2336 on: April 01, 2017, 01:28:37 PM »
oxygen packs are stims.

take 3 hits and go fast like sonic

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #2337 on: April 01, 2017, 06:16:11 PM »
Sounds like a bad idea.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #2338 on: April 04, 2017, 10:18:58 PM »

Attempted to live in a small town as a spore man. Took a few days for the place to become overgrown. Had to start a fire to boil some water. That was... a bad idea.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #2339 on: April 05, 2017, 02:15:11 AM »
I was cremating the zombies for fun, when I lit one on fire and it... blew up.

Needless to say, I save-scummed out of that one.